"If you want to be honored, this is very easy to do, you just need to stop all your thoughts and shout to the Supreme Realm with all your might...... Hmm, it's good to send out a divine consciousness shock, and the content of the divine consciousness shock is as follows: This god is the god of this universe, and I hereby announce it to all the heavens and all worlds! In the future, everything related to this universe and this god will be dispatched by this god! Just this simple idea, and then everyone will help you transfer one ten-thousandth of the relevant god particles to you as a start-up capital, and the Supreme God Realm has five million gods, which adds up to a very considerable amount, and in our universe, you will create a funny related substance will also get twice the result with half the effort. Long Zu said.

"Are you sure you didn't cheat me?" said Xiao Zhu.

"No pits, no pits, how can I, an old-timer, be new? Anyway, no one will grab a name from you. "Dragon God said.

"Liar, right?The god of shit and luck is not robbed, right?, why do I think the old-timers like to pit the new the most?" Xiao Zhu said.

Long Zu: "Shit luck is a matter of translation, it can also be translated as miracle luck or destiny luck, and it also means good luck with a super small probability, of course, it has long been preemptively registered by other gods. Hurry up, we really want to trick you, there are countless means!

Xiao Zhu: "Senior Dragon Ancestor, you said that you have countless methods to trap people, and your mixed social nature seems to have been exposed. ”

Long Zu: "Boy, if you grind again, I'll join forces with that writer to name you the second shit luck god! ”

Xiao Zhu: "This god is the funny god of this universe, and I hereby announce to all the heavens and all worlds! In the future, everything related to this universe and this god will be dispatched by this god!" Xiao Zhu solemnly sent out a divine consciousness shock.

Long Zu: "......, those who know the times are for Junjie!"

The gods: "The god of funny, the true god is also a master!"

Long Zu: "Congratulations to the god of funny, congratulations to the god of funny! Come on, come on, everyone get together! Everyone contribute all kinds of funny god particles quickly! The old man is the president, so he will make a contribution first!" Then, a dragon finger poked out of Long Zu's halo, and on the tip of the dragon's fingernails picked up seven or eight glittering god particles! How big is a god particle? God particles can be big or small, the big one is Sumeru, the small one is mustard seed, and the changes are endless.

Xiao Zhu: "......, Senior Long Zu, this is too little." Is that all your old man's funny god particles are?" Xiao Zhu glanced at the dragon ancestor who was as majestic as mountains and seas.

Long Zu: "You can be content, I'm usually very serious, not funny at all, there are seven or eight of them, they are already considered to be a high-level performance, and all of them are given to you, not one in ten thousand at all." I have survived for tens of billions of years, and there are very few humorous and funny emotions. There are many majestic and terrifying god particles. But those don't match your honorific name. I'm pretty good, if you look at those gods of death and evil gods, they shouldn't be able to find a single particle of the god that is related to them. ”

Xiao Zhu: "Lord, you really cheated me! You are obviously bullying the new gods and don't understand the situation!"

Long Zu: "As a senior, I am helping you choose a path that no one has walked before! You also knew just now that no matter what wind and fire, light and thunder, there is a lack of groundbreaking, and there are many gods who choose similar paths, and there are many contradictions. You see that the nine heads and the fire phoenix are both kings of birds, just because they have walked the same road, they are very embarrassed to each other all day long! What's more, don't be too anxious, although my image is usually a little more serious, and it is the same on the outside, there are still many gods who are solemn on the surface and funny on the inside. ”

As he spoke, the brilliance gathered, and many full-time and funny divine particles gathered, and the number quickly reached more than one million. The gods are chicken thieves, and they all magnify the particles of divinity to the size of glass beads. Millions of divine particles naturally gathered together, shining brightly, and it looked very festive.

However, there are more than 5 million gods in the Supreme God Realm! On average, only one divine particle is produced for every five gods! It is said that the last Qi Sect god received an unimaginable 50 trillion divine particles, an average of 1 billion divine particles per god! The difference is 5 billion times!

I can't bear it, I really can't bear it! I've never seen such a bully of a new god with no background! Uh, although there has never been such a new god with no background before.

Long Zu: "Little friend, don't worry, don't worry! Great Sage..... Eh, Xiaoyou's luck is so against the sky, he shouldn't have taken the ordinary path! Of the 5 million divine mouths in the Supreme Realm, all of them have practiced for at least millions of years, or even tens of millions of years, hundreds of millions of years. ”

At this moment, Long Zu Tai Bai Xing stepped up and continued: "Although these millions of divine particles seem to be few, even in the many True God Realms closest to the Supreme Realm, hundreds of millions of trillions of beings cannot get a single grain. ”

After saying this, the light and shadow of the Dragon Ancestor showed a proud look!

The proud look that continued to pretend to beep paused for a moment...... Caused the gods to boo.

He could only say embarrassedly: "Xiaoyou should also know that in the universe, the essence of cultivation is speed. On the microscopic level, the energy is in a never-ending movement in different forms, and in the process of energy movement, a force field will be generated, and our spiritual power is the only force that can influence, transform, and control this force field. The speed of energy movement in the divine particle is up to the supreme speed of this universe! And its force field can also be perfectly controlled by our spiritual power. With a particle as a template, the cultivator of the Nether Realm has a cultivation seed, and he can constantly copy new divine particles and eventually become a god.

Xiaoyou's honorific god particles are given by everyone, and they get millions of seeds that can't be repeated. Laugh the highest.... Recognize.... Know. Burst.... Hahahaha! Let me laugh for a moment!"

Xiao Zhu: "Laugh, laugh, laugh until your consciousness is annihilated and pulled down!"

Long Zu: "Thank you, Xiaoyou, for your auspicious words, the annihilation of consciousness in our Supreme God Realm is a kind of rest and relaxation that is hard to come by, I miss the feeling of being comfortable and unburdened, sleeping for tens of millions of years, comfortable! I have been more than 1 billion years since the last consciousness annihilation, I am tired, don't want it." ”

Xiao Zhu: "...... , Senior President, how can you say that you are scolding God?"

Long Zu: "...... , I realized it myself, I realized it myself, this master led him into the door, and he practiced in a god. You are the first and only funny god, for you, to know how to art funny scolding god, is definitely an art, for a layman like me, it will not interfere with your main business! You should think about it yourself! At least you must be funny and angry. ”

Xiao Zhu: "Then I wish you to wake up to the end of the universe!"

Long Zu: "This curse is so vicious! It's a pity that it doesn't match your talent for comedy, it's useless! Young people will suffer if they develop a poisonous tongue! Hehehehe." Look at my trick: Carry Dafa with you!" The words fell, and a light fell on Xiao Zhu's mobile phone (this mobile phone was also unconsciously meditated by Xiao Zhu himself in the process of becoming a statue of a god).

"Meng Xin, you're done, Long Zu's portable Dafa is to attach a distraction to you, and then whisper in your ears every day, if it's only one or two thousand years, everyone will recognize it, but his longest record is 2 billion years with other gods! In this process, the unlucky god consciousness annihilation and reshaping the divine soul have gone through 3 or 4 times!" The God of Time interjected.

Xiao Zhu: "....... Isn't this a portable grandfather?"

God of Time: "For a cultivator rookie like you, he will indeed disguise himself as an old grandfather at the beginning." will also create all kinds of opportunities for being pretended to be forced and you will be slapped in the face at the end. For example, deliberately absorb the power to make you fall from genius to mortal dust, let you feel the humiliation of being divorced, the pain of having your foundation stolen, the hatred of your family being destroyed, etc., and then pretend to be a weak and erudite grandfather, or an inexplicable system that can make you fight in and out, help you become stronger quickly, and when you grow up fast and are so cool that you don't want to, he will happily help you guide you to the next realm map, and then continue to pretend to be slapped in the face. And his only purpose in doing all this is to broadcast your experience live in the True God Realm!

You don't know how ashamed and indignant those unlucky guys, who think they are true and lucky, come to the Supreme Realm!

In your earthly parlance, he's a super paparazzi who sells other people's privacy!

Think of what it must be like to have all your self-believing secret actions watched for several lifetimes! And he likes to hide the favorite and indescribable fragments of the gods and the masses for the other gods to pay to watch. Often in the first clip, the male and female protagonists don't know what to do, and they go deep, and the next clip is a family of five, two sons and one daughter!

What's even more excessive is that in order to cater to the tastes of different races, this guy has not spared any race! He even called it a beautiful name to reflect the equality of all races! This god has read countless gods, and he has never seen a bad taste so deeply rooted in the soul!"

Where is this kind of virtuous and respected president, is this clearly a big villain!

Xiao Zhu: "Ancestor Long, you will grow into a great god! Your great god doesn't care about the little gods! For the sake of me who is a newcomer, I don't distinguish between right and wrong, I don't know the good mind, I have a good psychological self-aggrandizement, I don't know the true God, I don't know the true God, I don't want to offend!

"Ho ho ho, Xiaoyou can be said to be a handsome man who knows the times! Don't worry, you are different from other gods, those gods have no divine power when they are creatures of the lower realm! And you have divine power! You can check the list of divine consciousness I sell, there is absolutely no one after becoming a god! This god is the president, and naturally it will not violate the norms of the divine realm. But.... Well, this time, the appearance of Xiaoyou has also fulfilled one of the long-cherished wishes of this god.

Speaking of details, I would like to thank the time gods for interrupting your newbie pack download and allowing you to re-walk the path to godhood with the body and soul of a god, and also set up a pantheon invigilation committee. As an old-timer and president, this god naturally takes on the responsibility, tirelessly, fearlessly rumors, and bravely takes on important responsibilities, and sends distractions to stay by Xiaoyou's side, and truthfully reflects Xiaoyou's every move to the 5 million gods in the Supreme Realm, so as to be fair, just, open, and just!

Don't worry too much about privacy, as long as you feel that privacy is involved, you can block our perception ....., no god will snoop on the privacy of other gods, this kind of moral bottom line is abided by by everyone!"

Xiao Zhu: "Wait a minute, what is 'our perception'?

Long Zu: "Of course, one hundred and eight thousand and one invigilator gods will send divine thoughts to attach to you, and we will guarantee your divine authority, for this reason we have even set up an invigilation discipline inspection team, all of which are proven gods of integrity!"

Xiao Zhu: ...... The biggest difference between the new gods and the newcomers in the workplace is that they are ghosted.

Long Zu: "...... That who, the god of transmission, hurry up, teach this rookie the introduction to soul cultivation and the introverted foundation of divine consciousness, this sentence after sentence of resentment, I'm really worried that he will be shot to death by other gods in a while. ”