"Mother, Guo Jia made you so happy today, you have to reward him well. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Emperor Han Ling said suddenly.

Reward? Guo Jia's eyes instantly lit up.

Even if you are a stingy ghost emperor and still have some energy, you just need to give me all these congratulatory gifts.

Guo Jia's gaze staring at the congratulatory gift naturally couldn't escape the eyes of Emperor Han Ling, who smiled proudly, and a trace of cunning flashed in his eyes.

"The mourning family also wants to reward Guo Jia, but I don't know what to reward him?" The Queen Mother said hesitantly.

What is there to think about, give me a congratulatory gift, I will reluctantly accept it, and I will never refuse.

Guo Jia was anxious! It is unthinkable that you call yourselves wise.

"Does the queen mother like Guo Jia very much, I hope he can make you so happy every day?" Emperor Han Ling asked.

"Yes! Your Majesty, you are the lord of the Han Dynasty, and you have a lot of opportunities all day long, and you don't have time to accompany the mourning family. If there is such a pistachio as Guo Jia to accompany the mourning family, I don't know how happy it is? The Queen Mother looked forward to it.

Want me to be with you? Yes! As long as you give me all the congratulatory gifts, not to mention making you happy, it is the third escort, the fourth escort...... A hundred accompaniments are fine.

Of course, I'm not a showman.

Hey, no! It's an art, not a sell-out!

Hearing the Queen Mother's answer, Emperor Han Ling smiled slyly: "Queen Mother, the sons have a way to solve this problem!" ”

"Oh!" Empress Dowager Dong's eyes instantly became kind: "Your Majesty, say quickly, what good way do you have?" ”

"Guo Jia is a scribe, and he is a normal man, so he naturally can't enter the palace casually." Emperor Han Ling induced.

"Yes, the mourning family is also worried about this issue." The Queen Mother was very cooperative, and Emperor Han Ling was very happy.

Nonsense, of course Lao Tzu is a normal man. Why are you talking so much nonsense, do you want to give me a congratulatory gift, stingy man.

"But what if he goes into the palace? Wouldn't that be able to stay by the side of the queen mother day and night, and fulfill your filial piety? Emperor Han Ling said evilly.

"Yes, why didn't the mourning family think of it?" The Queen Mother suddenly realized, was empowered, and suddenly opened.

Cleanse into the palace? What do you mean?

Guo Jia looked at Emperor Han Ling and Empress Dowager Dong suspiciously, and found that they did not answer his interest, so he looked at the surrounding officials and celebrities.

only to find that everyone was staring at him. No! To be precise, staring at the middle of Guo Jia's legs.

Guo Jia only felt that he was covered in sweat and hair, what are you doing? Could it be that there was a tradition of men and men in the Han Dynasty? And still so many people together?

If you want to be beautiful, even if I want a man, I won't look for you old men.

Ahem! ...... No, neither can young men and young men, my sexual orientation is normal, Lao Tzu only likes women.

"Queen Mother, the slave seconded the proposal. If Guo Jia enters the palace, he will definitely become the best one for us! ”

The person who spoke, Guo Jia, knew that it was Zhang Rang, one of the two giants of Zhongchangs.

One of you, hahaha! What are you kidding? Who would want to be your colleague or partner?

Wait a minute!

Cleanse into the palace? Is this what it means to enter the palace as a eunuch?

Guo Jia's whole face turned blue, and he looked at Emperor Han Ling and Empress Dowager Dong as if seeking answers, but got their affirmative gaze.

Suddenly, Guo Jia's face turned from blue to white, and he couldn't see a trace of blood.

Damn, you guys play Lao Tzu? Cheapskate!

Can't I just don't want all of your congratulatory gifts? I'm only half!

No! I don't want half of it. I only need a third!

No! I don't want a third of it, I don't want anything, as long as you don't let me cleanse, I can give you the Hall of Fame.

"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty, can you ...... No kidding. ”

Feeling the ambiguous gaze of Jian Shuo, Zhang Rang, Zhao Zhong and a group of future "colleagues", Guo Jia was messy, scared, and panicked......

"No jokes! Am I kidding? ”

Emperor Han Ling's face changed and he became cold. Why, what about the conversation and laughter just now? Scared at the moment?

"Your Majesty, of course Your Majesty is not joking. Can ......"

In this case, Guo Jia can only accompany the smiling face. I secretly swore in my heart that I would also want you to be a eunuch for Lao Tzu in the future.

"But what? Don't you want to go into the palace to accompany the Queen Mother? ”

Emperor Han Ling was very cold, and the Queen Mother's face was not good-looking, which made Guo Jia breathless, and finally let him realize what everyone felt just now.

"I ...... Of course I do. But I am the only son in my family, and I have the task of passing on the family lineage. Confucius said: There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great! I ......" Guo Jia hurriedly made a reason for himself.

"Guo Fengxiao, let me remind you, my ancestors have never said this!"

At the critical moment, Kong Rong even stood up to make trouble, and Guo Jia's face was even more ugly.

(Damn), you are not Confucius, how do you know that Confucius did not say it. In case he did, did you learn how to bark?

No, this is not the time to dwell on this issue, and your own business is not over yet.

"Your Majesty, no matter who said it, but I can't let Guo Jia's bloodline be broken here with me, so how can I have the face to see my ancestors and ancestors under Jiuquan in the future?"

Fuck the ghosts! Fuck the heavens, the regions!

If you really have a spirit, send a lightning bolt to kill this stingy ghost emperor!

If you can't kill this bastard, then let's kill Lao Tzu, if Lao Tzu becomes a eunuch, he would rather be killed by the thunder.

Boom Click-

Suddenly, there was a real thunderclap outside, which shook the entire hall.

A thunderclap in the blue sky and white sky startled everyone. Guo Jia's heart trembled even more, isn't it, really want to kill Lao Tzu?

No, I haven't lived long enough. If you have something to say slowly, the matter of the eunuch is not negotiable!

When I live to be ninety years old, with a group of wives and concubines, and a full house of children and grandchildren, I have no problem with you splitting me into ashes, and being a eunuch is even more trivial.

"Oh, I see. I don't want Guo Jia to be sorry for your ancestors, but I also have to consider the feelings of the queen mother, it's really a dilemma! Emperor Han Ling looked helpless and seemed to be really embarrassed.

"Well, I'll give you a chance, if you can come up with a way to get the best of both worlds, to make the queen mother happy, and to ensure the succession of your own family, I'll do as you like."

Hum! I've given you a chance, and as for whether you can grasp it, I'm not to blame.

“......”

At this moment, Guo Jia's only thought was: rush up and rip off Emperor Han Ling's pants, beat him hard, and then throw him into the pigsty to make him the old sow's favorite.

It's too lacking! You're giving me a chance? Lao Tzu is a god, and he can't come up with a way to get the best of both worlds for a while.

There is no way to live, but there is a dead end, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu will fight with you.

But what about the sisters and sisters? I'm dead, who will protect them?

Do you really want me to endure the humiliation and learn Sima Qian? Lying on the salary to taste the courage to learn to practice? The humiliation of the crotch learns from Han Xin?

I'm sorry! Lao Tzu is not a tortoise!

It's a big deal that Lao Tzu learns Lin Xiangru once, and the sword is pointed at the tyrant! Finish "Bi" and return to Zhao!

(What does Bi mean here, please imagine for yourself.) In addition, see through and don't say it! ）

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PS2: Here is a call for names, welcome everyone to say the name they want to appear in this book, the author will choose according to the situation. Of course, I don't guarantee that this person will become a peerless general like Pan Feng, or a colleague of Zhang Rang and Zhao Zhong.