Seeing that Lin Ye was going to use a feather duster to "treat" himself again, Xiao Mu finally did not sit still this time, but stood up wisely, and ran directly, except for being hit by Lin Ye at the beginning by relying on the length of the feather duster, and then he was not beaten again. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"The young man is so secretive and avoids medical treatment, his injuries are repeated, and he can't regret it!" Lin Yi was originally a woman, and she was pregnant, and the ancient clothes were not suitable for fast movement, so she naturally couldn't catch up with Xiao Mu, so she had to launch a psychological attack through words.

"Seniors don't need to worry, it's just a small injury, it's not worth the seniors to waste their efforts for this!" Of course, Xiao Mu would not easily believe Lin Ye's "treatment", and while running, he still "entered the play" and excused himself.

"Hmph, I think you're toasting and don't eat and drink!" Seeing that Xiao Mu refused to give in, and he couldn't catch up, Lin Yi finally showed his original fierce face, and decided to make a last stand, turning the handle of the feather duster forward, and throwing it directly at Xiao Mu with the posture of throwing a javelin - quite a bit of Jing Ke's last blow to the King of Qin.

Xiao Mu's luck was not as good as that of King Qin, only to see that he was thrown out by Lin Yi, and obtained the initial velocity in the horizontal direction, and under the action of gravity, he directly drew a parabola in the air, and finally stabbed directly on Xiao Mu's buttocks.

"Haha." Lin Yi was definitely not aiming at Xiao Mu's ass at the beginning, it was originally thrown at his back, but because Xiao Mu ran forward, the height of the feather duster decreased, and finally it became like this. Seeing the scene in front of him, Lin Yi couldn't help but laugh out loud, and while laughing, he pointed to the feather duster that fell to the ground and said, "Shaoxia doesn't need to panic, Fang Caiben's predecessors have already used this object to point the important acupuncture points on your buttocks, and the injury of Shaoxia is naturally fine." ”

Xiao Mu was not as "injured as Lin Yi said", but directly lay on the ground, posed in a posture before the protagonist in the TV series was dying and said: "I'm too seriously injured, I'm afraid I won't be able to go out today, and going to Wang Jingyuan's house can only be changed another day, cough cough ......" Xiao Mu said and coughed deliberately twice, if you prepare some ketchup or something in advance and spit it out a little now, the effect of the performance will definitely be better.

This trick really worked very well, as soon as Lin Yi heard that he couldn't go out today, he immediately panicked, ran directly to Xiao Mu's side, and shook Xiao Mu's body lying on the ground, "Hey, didn't you just let the feather duster touch it gently, as for becoming like this?" Hurry up, I'm going out in the afternoon! ”

However, Xiao Mu was still unmoved, and said in a very official tone, "I am not in good health, there is definitely no way to take you out today, and I deeply regret this......

Then Lin Yi's movement of shaking Xiao Mu's body became more violent: "I don't care, I don't care, don't pretend to be dead here!" Get me up quickly, you have to take me today! ”

Xiao Mu is still a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, no matter what Lin Yi says, he is all lying on the ground, so as not to respond to all changes. Although Lin Yi shook his body wildly, this was also treated by Xiao Mu as a free massage service, anyway, with Lin Ye's strength, he naturally couldn't pull himself, and he was lying like this, Lin Ye definitely had nothing to do.

All in all, from the beginning to the present, whether it is the queen beating the emperor with a feather duster, or the emperor himself lying on the ground and refusing to get up, what has been staged in Ringo's dormitory has always been the kind of farce of "great rebellion" and "unorthodox", and there is no meaning of ending - anyway, there are only the two of them now, and if Wang Chengen and others suddenly appear at this time, the scene will be very embarrassing.

Lin Yi tried all kinds of methods, but he couldn't get Xiao Mu to take back his life, Xiao Mu insisted that he was injured and couldn't go out, and at the same time he snickered in his heart: "I obviously want to ask for me, but I still dare to call and drink with me, this time you must stick to the bottom line, and you must not let go, so that this female madwoman can have a long memory, see if she dares to pretend that she doesn't know what she is wrong......"

Xiao Mumei thought that she had grasped Lin Ye's weakness, and imagined the beautiful picture of Lin Ye begging for himself pitifully. But Lin Yi did not act as Xiao Mu imagined, but stood up and directly took more violent actions.

"I'll let you play dead, let you not take me out, kick you to death!" Lin Yi said viciously as he stretched out his foot and kicked directly at Xiao Mu's ass.

Of course, Xiao Mu refused to lie there obediently and wait to be kicked, and after seeing Lin Ye's "hopeless" and "crazy" intentions, he also subconsciously turned his body, trying to dodge Lin Ye's attack and save his ass from the pain of alternation.

Then in the next second, Xiao Mu found out how stupid his decision was, because the direction of his turn over was a little wrong, and Lin Ye's action of kicking out was soon too late to close his feet, in short, Xiao Mu was directly kicked to the key "vital part", and then the pain in his heart went down the nerves and directly reached Xiao Mu's brain center, so painful that Xiao Mu didn't have time to regret it - if he didn't hide, at most he would be kicked with a rough and thick buttocks, and there would definitely be no such serious consequences.

As for Ringo's side, it wasn't much stronger, because Xiao Mu rolled his body, and Ringo didn't adjust the part of the force, while kicking Xiao Mu's "vital part", Ringo himself was also tripped by Xiao Mu's body, and his body didn't stand firm, and he fell directly on Xiao Mu's body.

The two men fell to the ground at about right angles - why do you say "probably"? Because Xiao Mu, who was in severe pain, was curled up at the moment, and his body was not stretched enough......

The two of them just lay in place for a long time, until Wang Chengen appeared very "just right". Seeing such a scene, Wang Chengen was of course taken aback, and hurriedly ordered someone to come forward with him to help the emperor and Niangniang up, and asked the emperor with great concern whether he was injured and whether Niangniang had fetal gas.

Because of the relief on the ground for a while, Xiao Mu was not as painful as he was at the beginning, and he estimated that he should have nothing to do, so he told Wang Chengen that he was fine, and it was better to see if the queen's situation was important.

However, Lin Ye's face is not so good-looking, after all, she is pregnant with her body, and the fall of a pregnant woman is of course different from that of ordinary people, and a slight accident may cause very serious consequences, so Xiao Mu is also very worried about Lin Ye's situation at this time, for fear that something will really happen to her.

"Hurry up and pass on the Imperial Doctor!" Xiao Mu shouted nervously.