Chapter 120 The relationship between the groom and the concubine
At that time, Chongzhen once again interrupted the praise of the courtiers, and suddenly proposed: "Ladies and gentlemen, I saw a news in the newspaper just last night. That is the great drought in the mountains and Shaanxi, the starvation is everywhere, and the displaced people are everywhere, why don't I see that there is such content in your Aiqing recitals that are worried about the country and the people? Could it be that the world is too peaceful for you to fantasize? ”
This sentence immediately stabbed the hornet's nest, as a prince of Yao Shun, but you don't imagine that your world is clear and the world is peaceful, but how can you always think about those disasters here and there that are out of tune, this is absolutely inconsistent with a Ming Jun! This is a very unreliable thing to do, and we need to resist it! We need to fight against this constant thinking that this old empire does not fit.
At this time, suddenly, a third-grade civil official jumped out, knelt on the ground, and shouted loudly, "Long live Chen Qiyu!" The minister has this music! Chongzhen frowned at that time, what did this jump out of? Do you still want to refute me? Then looked at Lu Hanqiang behind the pillar, it's time to let you go, a dog?
As a result, Lu Hanqiang was sleeping purringly.
The helpless Chongzhen could only endure it again.
But this time, the recital greatly surprised Chongzhen. "The minister, please Shaanxi, Shaanxi drought!" Then he took out a book from his sleeve with both hands and handed it respectfully. Chongzhen's spirit was shocked, which can be regarded as a serious thing. "Something to play in person!"
The minister unfolded the recital at that time, and chanted loudly: "Minister, Shaanxi Buzheng Shi Yang He, played the great drought in Shaanxi, ignored the previous song of praise and virtue, and then began to talk about the right thing" Shaanxi to the apocalypse for three years, continuous drought, northern Shaanxi Yulin, Yan'an and other places, it is three years without rain, starvation everywhere, countless displaced people, and the tax levied by the county Wang Tianzhuang has not been reduced, the small people have sued for loans to survive, and the usury has reached fifty percent, and countless small people have starved to death in the ditch. Middle-class families have been displaced, and even wealthy families with no background have gone bankrupt and wailing. Now the drought is spreading to the south of Shaanxi, close to Henan, and the displaced people in various places are eating large households as a means of making a living. Therefore, the ministers asked Long Live to allocate relief food to comfort thousands of people, so as to show that our emperor is sympathetic to the people! As soon as Yang He's voice fell, an old man in the literary class came out angrily, saluted Chongzhen, and then pointed directly at Yang He, and said angrily: "Nonsense! Now that the Holy Emperor is alive, where did those natural disasters come from! These disasters are nothing more than Shaanxi officials lying about the disasters in order to reduce or reduce the tax burden! It's just quibble! Yang He turned his head and saw that it was Wang Minzhao, the right attendant of the Ministry of Rites. This is not apocryphal, this is indeed a very resentful heart of history, we are talking about the disaster in the world, the household department does not say, no one jumped out to accuse, and you a Ministry of Rites came out to point fingers, does this have a dime to do with you? Did you cross the line? But Yang He didn't know that this Wang Minzhao and Hubu Shangshu were sons and daughters, and it was inconvenient for Hubu Shangshu to come out to refute, so only his own in-laws who were also Qingliu could help him resist for a while, so he directly accused Yang He of being open-mouthed.
Yang He said, "The Ministry of Rites should discipline etiquette education, how do you know the suffering of the people, what I played is not as good as Fan Fan, but the real situation is much more tragic than what I played." Not only is the performer's words detailed, but they are also commensurate with what the newspaper says. Don't you know that the north has been eroded, the people are waiting to be fed, eating Guanyin soil, and cannibalism abounds. The old man sits in the court, the family is clothed and fed, where do you know that the north of the Ming Dynasty has been fierce, if you don't give immediate relief, it will be like that, then the big tomorrow may collapse because of this! ”
At this time, another squire of the criminal department jumped out and roared angrily: "Yang He! I spurn you, a man who sells fame and fame, and a person who troubles the dynasty! Let me ask you, you keep saying that you have calmed the world, and as far as I know, your concubine and your groom have a relationship! If one family can't be peaceful, how can the country be united? How to rule the world! At this time, Lu Hanqiang suddenly opened his eyes, his mood was like being beaten with chicken blood, and his interest rushed straight to his brain, "The show has begun!" It's so exciting! A disaster relief strip Chen was attacked by an opponent! Not to mention the authenticity, it turned to the ambiguous relationship between the concubine and the groom from the main matter! This simply made Lu Hanqiang excited. This is much better than the ambiguous, bureaucratic, or whatever-frills news written in my tabloids! This must be written down! I can't say that I can't contribute to Huang Wei at night, and tomorrow will be the first news!
Yang He was annoyed and angry at that time, trembling with anger, and shouted: "Zhao Feng, you are a dignified servant of the Criminal Department!" But you don't care about the criminal cases of the world, and only stare at the dirty things of my family, you have lost the education of the saints! ”
Lu Han was overjoyed, "Come on, come on, pinch it up!" A good show is about to begin! You have to cheer up and watch the show. This is a rare excitement in these two classes, and if you miss it, it will be gone. ”
Yang He pointed at Zhao Fang's nose and continued to reprimand, "As a waiter in the Criminal Department, you are not as good as Lu Hanqiang of the fifth grade!" Lu Hanqiang can still speak out in his newspaper, run for the people, and call for the world, while you sit in the court, but ignore the misery of life! Is it ......?"
"Stop!" At this time, another Sanpin adult stepped out of the ranks, "Long live the minister, the minister has this music!" Impeach Lu Hanqiang for using the name of the newspaper to discuss government politics and fabricate facts! ”
Lu Hanqiang, who was looking at this bloody drama and was excited, suddenly appeared, why did he point the finger at me again? The last time someone attacked me, I was asked to fight him all over the ground with a counterattack, and finally lost his life, which has established his prestige in this court, that is, I am not easy to mess with, I must not be provoked! Why are there still people who don't know each other so well? Actually teasing your own bottom line? Is it true that my counterattack is not strong enough? Well, whoever it is today, I have to let you know, once again know how good I am.
So according to Lu Hanqiang's standards, if there are officials who attack themselves, Lu Hanqiang's method is that if you bite me, I will bite back without hesitation! So Lu Hanqiang rolled up his arms and sleeves, walked out violently, and bowed deeply to Chongzhen, who was already full of expectation, and then turned to the official with a smile and said: "This old man, I really don't understand how a serious performance is associated with concubines and grooms?" Does disaster relief have anything to do with concubines? Is it related to the groom? Since there is none, does this ambiguous relationship between Tiao Chen and the groom and the concubine have to say have anything to do with it? As a humble gentleman, but you care about those filthy male thieves and prostitutes, are you still a son of a saint? At that time, the official of the Ministry of Rites opened his mouth but had nothing to say. Lu Hanqiang turned to the officials of the Criminal Department and said: "There is a great drought in the world, and bandits are rampant, isn't this something that the Criminal Department should be in charge of?" But I am now in charge of male thieves and female prostitutes, but I don't care about pole robbers, no matter how fierce and violent riots are everywhere, do you just eat dry food? ”
The servant of the criminal department immediately refuted loudly: "The world is peaceful, where is there a riot?" ”
Lu Hanqiang said with a smile: "If you say it, it doesn't count, and if I say it, it doesn't count, and if you don't practice, you don't really know." Then he turned to Chongzhen and said: "Long live the minister, please give the waiter of the criminal department...... "Oh, by the way, your old surname?" ”
The waiter of the criminal department was angry at the time, I am a three-class, you don't even know my surname, this is unbearable! was just about to do it, but his sleeve was pulled by a person, and in a blink of an eye, it turned out to be the left waiter of the criminal department. A look came over, and immediately made him solemn, and suddenly remembered that the imperial history Zhongcheng was asked by Lu Hanqiang, and at that time he casually pinched out five fallacies that people couldn't refute, and was killed by Chongzhen's staff on the spot. It's a matter of life! Could it be that Lu Hanqiang wants to play this hand again?
"I ...... I ......"
Lu Hanqiang said "ha": "Then this old man, I won't ask you about your honorable surname, but I ask you, can you understand the truth from practice?" ”
"I don't understand ......"
"I tell you, as the sage said, it is better to read ten thousand books than to travel ten thousand miles. You know that, right? ”
"I know..."
Every time Lu Hanqiang said a word, he deducted the words of the sage, so that the Manchu Dynasty had nothing to say, because you Qingliu must be Confucius in every sentence, and there is nothing to say, "Confucius said, the sage said...... "Then if you catch your pigtails, you will never let go according to your practice."
"Long live, please send a holy decree to this old man, please send him to the land of the mountains to observe. How about observing the people's feelings and seeing the people's customs? ”
At that time, this servant of the criminal department was shocked, the pit man didn't bring such a pit! Let's fight a lawsuit in the court, that is, we have nothing to do, so that the court every day is lively and lively, how can we be serious? With this sentence, you assigned me to the land of Shanshan, where the situation is just that you know me and everyone knows, and you don't want the emperor to know. There are already poles everywhere, and there are displaced people everywhere, and I haven't even left the scum in the blink of an eye? I have the old and the young, and the widow on the east side of the city to support, and when I die, who will provide for her? That's a dead family! But what Lu Hanqiang said is vigorous, and there is no room for refutation, what can I do?
Looking up, I wanted to push Tang with a lot of ministry affairs, but I saw this emperor who was respected by himself and others to be diligent in his work, and his eyes were earnest. At that time, cold sweat was gurgling down, and I felt the urgency of urinating in my lower body, and there was a possibility of incontinence.
"Millions...... Wan ...... "At this time, this old man really didn't know what to say. You Lu Hanqiang is a lonely man, but we all know that you are smashing your job, but we don't understand how you smash your job until everyone is against you, you are resolute and leave no room for it, what kind of thing can be said in the past.
Chongzhen slapped the table, "Okay!" What Lu Aiqing said is reasonable, and it is the way of the sage, we are high up and cannot understand the suffering of the people, I announce the decree, please ask Li Aiqing, the right attendant of the Criminal Department, to patrol the mountains and Shaanxi on my behalf, to find out the people's feelings, and not to slack off along the way. "Chongzhen is so happy, this is really relieving himself, this is how things should be, it seems that cultivating a lonely minister is really necessary.
At this time, Lu Hanqiang smiled again and said, "Oh, this old man's surname is Li? Oh! Li Shilang: Right! You must know that just now all the adults unanimously approved the financial policy station, and the emperor has issued a holy decree an hour ago, so Lord Li, please follow the light car, I kindly remind Lord Li to bring enough entanglement, otherwise you will beg for food. ”
At that time, this Lord Li grinned, almost cried, this is called self-inflicted, and he wanted to cry not alone, but a full house of high-ranking officials, because everyone was celebrating another new deal, but forgot that this was indeed deprived of a benefit of their own, although in the future, the, vinegar jar will not hit Beijing with the fastest degree, but I want to go back to my hometown to worship my ancestors, visit relatives and friends but there is no free accommodation, I have to put on my own pockets......
At that time, these officials were immediately excited, and one by two or three stood up and was about to loudly refute the decision of the Judgment Station, and the tall Lu Hanqiang smiled at everyone and said: "Sage Yun, it is difficult for a gentleman to chase a horse, not to mention that the Judgment Station is a clear strategy for all the bosses to raise together, and it is a holy move to make our Long Live the King of Yao Shun, can it be said that you want to implement this evil maladministration again, and let our great group become a traitor in the eyes of the people?" I despise your backtracking. What else do you have to say? ”
So the dozens of people who stood up in a hurry all opened their mouths and were speechless. At this time, Chongzhen and Lu Hanqiang couldn't help but smile at each other, and they deeply felt the pleasure of watching others move stones and hit their feet, cool!
This time, the court once again ended early after Lu Hanqiang stood up, which was a benefit for Lu Hanqiang. Because I have been listening to the "buzzing" of these flies since dawn, I have been arguing inexplicably until the evening, and this time, after I took a bite back, I dispersed before noon.
Lu Hanqiang thought that this time he should go home early to accompany his mother, younger brother, younger sister, and Xiao Huang for a reunion dinner. It's a very rare time. From Xiao Huang, who always ran to the opposite door, thought of the girl dressed in emerald green, Lu Hanqiang's heart couldn't help but throb, and the feeling of déjà vu and hard work filled his mind again. lifted his robe, took a step away from his long legs, and rushed to the outside of the main hall, but there was a thrilling shout that made Lu Hanqiang come: "Lu Ban reads and stays!" The emperor has a decree to ask Lu to play in the reading room. ”
Lu Hanqiang was full of black lines at the time, which didn't make people live, and finally he was able to have a half-day vacation, how could he be invited to the study to play right. Do you know when you're out of school!? Do you know when you're home!? …… But in the face of Wang Chengen's earnest smile and the high imperial power, Lu Hanqiang could only show a kind of sincere fear and then said: "Honorable Will." Pinching his nose, he followed Wang Chengen around the hall with his head down, and walked towards the imperial study like a furnace with countless jealous and hateful eyes.
Chongzhen, who hadn't changed his clothes in the next dynasty, was already sitting behind the bookcase waiting for Lu Hanqiang. Lu Hanqiang entered the study and was about to kneel, when Chongzhen waved his hand rarely: "Aiqing is flat, sit down." At this time, a small palace man brought a Xiudun and quietly placed it behind Lu Hanqiang's buttocks. Lu Hanqiang frowned and thought: The world's largest punishment has begun......