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After all, it was not in the modern era of advanced science and technology, Wu Kai hurried and hurried, and it still took more than an hour to forge the copper ingot into copper bars, and then used a few copper bars to piece together a rough outline. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

At first glance, it looks like two large colander spoons are interlocked, and the back spoon handles are connected and crossed by the central axis, which can be slowly separated or bitten.

Wu Kai took off the frying spoon from the stove next to him, and saw that a pot of gelatinous white soup was boiling in it - in fact, it was the beef tendon left over from the time of making the gun, which was used by Wu Kai and boiled on the fierce fire for more than an hour before it became what it is now.

Put the homemade 'tongs' into the pot and roll back and forth a few times, take it out, throw it into ice water and cool it quickly, and finally wipe it with a burlap for a while, and when you look at it again, there is already an extra layer of elastic adhesive film on it.

"That's it, let's go!"

Wu Kai picked up the self-made 'birth forceps' and walked out majestically, but when he arrived at the door, he suddenly remembered something, turned his head and asked Wu Song, "Erlang, do you have night blindness?" ”

"Night blindness? What my brother said was a finch blindfolded? It's not bragging, my tricks are no matter how dark they are, they can be seen clearly. Wu Song said, scratching his head in confusion, and said strangely: "Why did my brother suddenly ask me this?" ”

"Great."

Wu Kai was relieved, and couldn't help but stuff the forceps into Wu Song's hand, carefully explained the essentials of use, and finally patted him on the shoulder with his foot, and said, "Erlang, whether the child is alive or dead, it's up to you." ”

Looking at Wu Song holding the forceps again, he was completely confused.

If you let him play with someone, he will never say anything, but this delivery ......

"Brother! I can't do it, I ...... How can I deliver babies! When he reacted, Erlang hurriedly excused himself: "This is a matter of human life, no joke, it's still your brother'......"

"Nonsense!"

Wu Kai glared and said angrily: "If I can see clearly, I still need you?!" ”

"Yes...... Can I ...... I ......"

Erlang held the 'birth forceps', and for the first time felt weak in his hands and feet, and his heart was weak.

"Don't 'me, me'." Wu Kai pushed him on his back and encouraged: "What you want in this matter is to be bold, careful, steady, and eyesightful, Erlang, you are the most suitable candidate!" Hurry up, if you continue to rub it off, I'm afraid you'll have two lives! ”

Wu Song was forced to have no choice, so he had to respond.

The two of them went out of the west wing together, and they were going straight to the front yard, but as soon as they crossed the threshold, they saw a person kneeling under the steps, Wu Kai was startled, and hurriedly blurted out: "Who?" Who's where! ”

While talking, he used the lantern in his hand to shine, but he saw the kneeling person, who else could it be if it wasn't Pang Chunmei?

"Sir."

Pang Chunmei didn't know how long she had been kneeling here, she bent over stiffly, and said in a trembling voice: "The slave maid has caused trouble for the master!" ”

"Trouble? What the hell does it mean, you get up first and make it clear! ”

Wu Kai said, and hurriedly stepped forward to help her up, only to feel that this little girl's hands were as cold as ice lumps.

"That's right, because there is no suitable ginseng in the city, the slave and maid volunteered to go to the flower minister's house next door......"

Pang Chunmei told what she did in Zaihuafu, especially emphasizing the two big backers behind Li Bei'er, and then stared at Wu Kai with her eyes blazing, and dropped a sentence: "Master, it's all the slaves and maids who are in trouble, how do you deal with the slaves and maids, the slaves and maids have no complaints." ”

Hey~

Liang Zhongshu turned out to be Li Bei'er's maternal uncle?

This doesn't seem to be the same as what was written in the Golden Vase!

But after thinking about it, Wu Kai was relieved again, although the book of Golden Bottle Mei has an inextricable relationship with the Water Margin, there are many conflicts between the timeline and the plot characters, and the relationship between Liang Zhongshu and Li Bei'er is quite obvious.

Jin Bottle Meizhong, said that this Li Bei'er was Liang Zhongshu's concubine, and when Liang Zhongshu's family was killed by Li Kui, he fled to the capital with gold and silver, and then married Hua Zixu.

But the problem is that according to the plot deduction in the Water Margin, it will take at least a year and a half after Wu Song has gone up the mountain for a year and a half before it is Liang Zhongshu's turn to force Lu Junyi and Li Kui to rebel against the murderous mansion of the famous people.

Thinking about it this way, this Li Bei'er is a relative of Liang Zhongshu, which is more reasonable.

Pang Chunmei saw Wu Kai frowning and groaning, and her heart also raised her throat, she originally thought that Wu Kai didn't care about offending the government, so she dared to continue to threaten Li Bei'er - could it be that she guessed wrong?!

If Wu Kai was really afraid of Liang Zhongshu and the eunuch Hua, he handed himself over and gave Li Bei'er an explanation, then ......

Thinking of this possibility, Pang Chunmei's chest was a little colder than outside, and she said desolately: "Master, it's too late for you to hand over the slave to Li Bei'er now, if it's too late......"

"What a mess!"

Wu Kai interrupted her impatiently and said, "I know about this, you go back to the roast fire and change your clothes, don't catch a cold!" ”

As he spoke, he was ready to leave - the person who was going to go to Liangshan to fall into the grass, would he still care about offending Liang Zhongshu? It's his father-in-law Cai Jing, and Wu Kai doesn't care either!

Pang Chunmei didn't dare to let him go away so inexplicably, so she hurriedly caught up and inquired cautiously: "Master, ...... You're really not going to punish me? ”

"Who said I wouldn't punish you?!"

Wu Kai glanced at her angrily, and scolded: "If you are grinding and chirping like this, you will delay the delivery, Lao Tzu will have to pick your skin!" ”

He said it viciously, but Pang Chunmei's heart was full of joy when she heard it, and she couldn't help but throw herself into Wu Kai's arms, and said in a greasy voice: "Master, that Hua Zixu is simply a waste compared to you!" ”

"What the hell!"

Wu Kai hurriedly pushed her away and scolded: "Lao Tzu doesn't have time to talk nonsense with you now, get out of the way!" ”

As he spoke, he hurried away with Erlang, leaving Pang Chunmei giggling and chuckling, like a little fox who had just eaten poultry.

However, the two brothers hurried outside the delivery room, first inquired with Fahai, and learned that the pregnant woman drank ginseng soup and her spirit improved slightly, so she breathed a sigh of relief - the 'forceps' that were finally created are still useful!

And this time, Wu Song, as the main operator, naturally had to follow into the delivery room.

To say that this Wu Song, even if the knife and axe are approaching on weekdays, he is not afraid, at this time, he stepped into the delivery room with one foot, but he was nervous and hurried, and when the other foot stepped forward, he forgot the threshold and almost fell on his heels.

Wu Kai hurriedly helped him and teased: "Erlang, you don't have to be nervous like this, right?" It's just a woman, and it's not like I haven't seen it before! ”

"You say it lightly! I...... I ......"

Wu Song stiffened his neck, but then his voice became smaller and smaller, and finally he buzzed like a mosquito: "I haven't seen it before." ”

Get~

Feelings, this tiger hero is still a little virgin!

Wu Kai couldn't cry or laugh for a while, but now, Wu Song couldn't be allowed to retreat, so he dragged him into the back room, pushed him to the bed of the pregnant woman, and said: "Don't forget that people will suddenly give birth prematurely, they are all killed by you, quickly put away all those messy thoughts, it is important to save people first!" ”

Wu Song gritted his teeth, and finally let it go, carrying the 'birth forceps' in his hand, and leaned in front of the woman with red eyes.

"Be careful, close the jaws first, and then turn them sideways...... That's right, it's aligned, send it in slowly, don't be too fast, and don't push too hard! ”

With Wu Kai's prompts, Erlang started to operate with fear, and the man who was fighting the river and the mountains was world-famous, carrying the few pounds of 'production forceps', he was a little powerless.

Fortunately, Wu Erlang's blades have not been practiced in vain for more than ten years, once he concentrates, he is a little more accurate than ordinary surgeons, even the heart-rending screams of pregnant women will not affect his stable performance at all.

"Clipped! I...... I'm clipped! ”

Suddenly, Erlang cheered, and said hurriedly: "Brother, what should I do now?!" ”

Wu Kai also raised his heart to his throat, swallowed his saliva, and nervously prompted: "Don't worry, don't worry!" You pull out slowly, don't let the jaws close! Yes, slowly, carefully, slowly......"

Maybe it's just the last strength, maybe Wu Song really has the potential to be an obstetrician and gynecologist, in short, after more than ten seconds, a wet little head is exposed to the air!

"Out out, out out...... Came out brother~!! ”

Wu Song held the forceps and shouted excitedly, and the dust on the beams of the house was shook.

Wu Kai said angrily: "Then what kind of forceps do you use?" Pull it out with your hands and be careful! ”

Wu Song suddenly gave up the forceps, carefully held the child in his hand, half a sound, and suddenly shouted in surprise: "Brother, look, this is still a handle!" ”

What is the fuss, so what else is there to fight the tiger hero?

Wu Kai said speechlessly: "See, you give him to Wen Po first, let her check it carefully, and see if there is any problem with the child!" ”

Wu Song hurriedly handed the child to Wen Po, and saw Wen Po take the child in her hand, first cut the umbilical cord with scissors that had been prepared a long time ago, tied it in a knot, and then let the child lie on his arm, and slapped the pink little buttocks.

"Wow wow wow~!"

The child cried out in pain, and immediately annoyed Wu Song, who was watching, and roared angrily: "You thief mother-in-law, you can't be crazy, how dare you ......?"

Wu Kai hurriedly grabbed him, and scolded angrily: "If you don't understand, don't follow the blind mix, stand up for me, and watch obediently!" ”

Erlang had no choice but to put away his fists stupidly, but he glared at Wen Po with his eyes, as if to say: You try again?!

Fortunately, Wen Po didn't mean to provoke him, listening to the child's crying loudly, and simply glanced at it a few times, she smiled and said: "Congratulations to the Living Buddha, congratulations to the Living Buddha!" He's a big fat boy! ”