Sure that the mother and son were safe, Wu Kai finally put his heart back in his stomach, pulled Wu Song, who was still staring at the child's stupid music, and said, "Let's go, let the mother and son have a good rest." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Wu Song suddenly walked out in a hurry, lifting his placket as he walked, and wiped it on his face vigorously - but it turned out that he had just sweated profusely.

It is estimated that when he first met the eye-catching tiger, Erlang had never been so nervous.

Out of the delivery room, he bumped into a distorted Chinese face, Wu Kai subconsciously took half a step back, and then remembered that the man in front of him was the child's father, so he smiled at him: "Congratulations, your mother gave birth to a son, mother and son are safe!" ”

"Haha, my old Lin family has a queen!"

The man roared excitedly, and actually hugged Wu Kai and jumped and jumped, but someone next to him pinched him, he came to his senses, and he knelt down at Wu Kai's feet in a hurry, and said honestly: "The villain deserves death, the villain deserves death!" ”

Although Wu Kai enjoyed the pleasure of being condescending, it was really annoying to kneel around like this, so he waved his hand impatiently and said like a fly: "Okay, okay, I don't blame you, hurry up and go in to see your son." ”

"Thank you Living Buddha, thank you Living Buddha! The great kindness of the living Buddha, the villain Lyndon will never forget! The man kowtowed a few more times, and then he got up and rushed into the delivery room excitedly.

Lin Dengwan?

The name sounds familiar.

However, Wu Kai recalled, but he didn't remember whether this person appeared in the Water Margin or in the Golden Bottle, maybe it was just an inconspicuous little supporting role.

In the praise of 'Living Buddha Compassion', 'Living Buddha Divine Power', and 'Sending Children to Living Buddha', Wu Kai walked out of the small courtyard with Erlang, and looked up, the sky was already slightly white.

Tut~

It was a lively night!

Wu Kai stretched his waist and was about to take Wu Song back to the backyard to rest and rest, but there was a sound of hurried footsteps behind him.

"Master, Master! Wait for me! ”

You don't need to look at it to know that it was Fahai catching up, Wu Kai turned back depressedly and scolded: "What's the matter, can you still make me clean - I'll go!" ”

As soon as he was halfway through the words, a 'birth forceps' that exuded a strange aura was sent under his nose, and Wu Kai, who was startled, jumped high and said angrily: "You have something wrong, this thing is also scary!" ”

Look at the way he is clutching the forceps - this fat monk can't have any special love, right?

Facing Wu Kai's suspicious gaze, Fahai hurriedly explained: "Master, you left too quickly just now, but this magic weapon was forgotten inside, and it was almost stolen by that stable woman, but fortunately, the apprentice found it in time!" ”

Steal?

Wu Kai paused for a moment, and then reacted - could it be that this casually made thing is still quite valuable?

So he asked tentatively, "Do you think this is a magic weapon?" ”

"Of course!"

Fahai said categorically: "It can make the mother and child of the woman who has difficulty giving birth safe, this is not only a magic weapon, it is simply a holy weapon!" ”

So exaggerated?

Wu Kai listened to what he said seriously, and he had to pay attention to this thing, but he ...... Seeing the slimy unknown liquid on it, he didn't have the courage to take it in his hand for anything, so he commanded shamelessly: "Erlang, since you were operating this magic weapon just now, then it will be kept by you, and if there is such a thing in the future, you will ...... Jiro? Jiro?! ”

Halfway through his words, Wu Song was already running wildly, and he didn't know where to go in the blink of an eye.

Wu Kai looked at Fahai, then at the 'birth forceps' in his hand, and finally sighed and said, "Apprentice, Master, I haven't taught you anything else except to tell you stories these days, so let's give you this magic weapon for self-defense." ”

According to the plan, Wu Song will be allowed to empty him in a few days, and it is also appropriate to give some benefits in advance to appease him.

But as soon as he heard this, his fat body trembled a few times, and he couldn't believe it, and confirmed: "Master...... You really want to pass on this magic weapon...... Pass it on to the apprentice?! ”

Wu Kai nodded: "Of course, I ......"

Puff~

Seeing Fahai pushing the golden mountain and pouring the jade pillar, he knelt on the ground, and said in a trembling voice: "Master...... Master, you attach so much importance to your disciples, and your disciples will remember the five inner ones, and they will definitely live up to Master's expectations in the future, and carry forward the lineage of my fight to defeat the Buddha! ”

Wu Kai: "......"

That's a bit too exciting, isn't it?

Could it be that what this fat monk wants to do most is actually an obstetrician and gynecologist?

Or does he really have any special hobbies?

Thinking of the end, Wu Kai had a chill, hurriedly dropped the sentence 'whatever you want', and hurried to the backyard to find Wu Erlang.

In fact, he still underestimated the power of this 'forceps'.

In ancient China, because of the habit of early marriage and early childbearing, dystocia became a stubborn disease with a very high mortality rate, up to the nobles of the kings and grandchildren, down to the common people, all have to go through this hurdle - now Fahai is a 'tongs' in hand, you can take the opportunity to make a name for yourself, and you can accumulate money when you retreat, and it can definitely be called the capital of a good life!

Not to mention that Monk Fahai was holding the forceps, how hungry and thirsty he was...... Well, it's exciting.

said that Wu Kai chased him to the backyard and finally found Wu Song, and he planned to arrange a room for him to rest first, but Erlang was not sleepy at all, and shouted to see the power of those muskets.

Wu Kai thought about it, it was almost dawn anyway, and after testing the new weapon first, he would go back to sleep, so he asked Wu Song to take the gun and bullets, and took out a bag of ****** that had been prepared long ago from the cellar.

But this time, he didn't plan to test it in Ximen Mansion, as soon as he released a detonator yesterday, he almost killed two corpses; Second, this courtyard is still a little unwieldy after all.

Therefore, Wu Kai decided to take all the men and horses to test the gun outside the city.

And his so-called 'people and horses', in addition to a carriage and a few little monks, the most important thing is two officials - the two who were sent by Li County Commander to perfunctory Wu Kai, they have been eating idle meals in the mansion, and they happened to test the gun!

Don't get me wrong~

Wu Kai was not so cruel as to use a living person as a target, just to prevent the new gun from exploding, and let these two people be in charge of shooting the test.

After some chickens and dogs, the team out of the city was finally ready, a group of seven or eight people drove the carriage out of the gate, Wu Kai was about to beckon Erlang to get on the car, when he heard the noisy shouting of the Huazi Xu's house next door, and a team of carriages and horses also poured out.

Surrounded by the stars and the moon of the servants, it is naturally Hua Zixu and his wife.

But seeing that Hua Zixu's face was blue and red, there were not many complete places, but he still pleaded with a bitter face: "Madam, lady! It's my mistake, I'll compensate you for it, and you'll be able to dissipate your anger, okay? This Daimyo's Mansion is thousands of miles away from Yanggu, and now it has just snowed heavily, you ......"

"Fuck off! You eggless thing! ”

Li Bei'er held a small wooden box in her arms, and scolded with a sinking face: "You want to be a turtle with a shrunken head, it's your own business!" I, Li Bei'er, am not a person who can be bullied! Wait for me to sue Na Wu Da in front of my uncle, let him behead all over the house, and then come back to talk to you about peace and separation! ”

So saying, he drank a few of the servants, and then climbed into the carriage.

Hearing her resoluteness, Hua Zixu panicked even more, hurriedly stepped forward and hugged Li Bei'er's leg, and begged bitterly: "Lady, why bother, we are husband and wife after all......"

"Let it go! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude! ”

Li Bei'er turned her head angrily, waved the wooden box in her hand, and was about to smash it, but who knew that the wooden box was not fastened, and all of a sudden, a lot of jewelry flew out.

One of the hairpins was somehow so coincidental, and it was poking at the horse's eye, and the painful horse Herod screamed violently, and actually got up and ran wildly!

"Ah~!"

Li Bei'er screamed and fell backwards, hanging on the wheel dangerously, and Hua Zi was stupidly holding an embroidered shoe, and it was not until the carriage ran away that he exclaimed: "Lady~ Lady!" Hurry, save people! ”

The servants also woke up from a dream, and chased after them with shouts and screams—but how could these two-legged ones catch up with four-legged ones?

I could only watch the frightened horse gallop wildly, turning a plum bottle upside down, and the danger was full of dangers!

At this critical moment, Li Bei'er suddenly heard someone shouting: "Don't panic, the little lady in the car, I'm here!" ”

Immediately afterwards, he saw a majestic figure rushing out of the oblique down, and rushed towards the startled horse, and saw that he was about to collide, and he didn't know how to twist his body, and actually stuck to the wheel, grabbed the reins with his right hand, grabbed the body with his left hand, and yelled in his mouth: "Beast, don't stop me!" ”

With this roar, the startled horse felt as if there was a heavy shackle on his body, and he struggled to walk, and after barely running for more than ten feet, he finally snorted and slowly stopped on the side of the road.

The man who has such divine power is naturally none other than Wu Song Wujilang.

Seeing that the horse finally stopped, Wu Song let out a rough breath, turned his head and smiled heartily at Li Bei'er: "The little lady is frightened, has she been injured?" ”

Li Bei'er looked at him stunned, as if she wanted to completely engrave Wu Song's heroic face into her heart, and her head turned over and over with one thought-this is the real man! This is the man she has been waiting for for many years!

"This lady?"

Wu Song saw her staring at him for a while, so he had to raise his voice again: "Where have you been hurt?" ”

"Ahh

Li Bei'er came back to her soul at this time, but the first thing she did was not to check the injury, but to tidy up her hair and clothes, and then said in the most tender voice in her life: "Thank you hero, the slave family is fine." ”

"That's for the best!"

Wu Song smiled sassily, turned around and left.

"Heroes stay!"

Just took two steps, he heard Li Bei'er shouting anxiously behind him, and he turned around in wonder and asked, "What's wrong?" What else is the matter with the little lady? ”

I only heard Li Bei'er get out of the car, said a blessing to Wu Song, and said coquettishly: "Dare to ask the hero's surname?" The slave family will be good in the future......"

"No need, it's just a matter of effort."

Wu Song waved his hand and was about to leave again.

Li Bei'er didn't ask for his name, but he was willing to let him go like this?

In a hurry, he suddenly sighed, squatted on the ground and hugged his calf, looked at Wu Song pitifully and said: "Hero, the slave's foot seems to have arrived, it's good to bother the hero to send me back." ”

"This ......"

Wu Song scratched his head, and was in a dilemma, when a person suddenly flashed out behind him, and shouted excitedly: "Lady? Madam?! Are you okay?! But where did it hurt?! ”

But it was Hana Zixu who rushed to the front with the servants.

"What are you going to do!"

Li Bei'er only bit her silver teeth angrily, but Hua Zixu had already stepped forward to hug her thin waist, and turned back and said with a smile: "Wudutou, it's really thanks to you for coming to the rescue, otherwise my lady would be in danger." ”

"It turned out to be the family of Hua Xianggong, thank you for not needing, I still have something to do, so I will leave first!"

Wu Song arched his hand as he spoke, turned around and strode towards Ximen Mansion.

"Hero! Heroes stay ......"

Li Bei'er chased and shouted twice, but he could only watch Wu Song drift away, and when he was lost, he suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly turned his head and asked Hua Zixu: "What did you just call him?" Wudu head? Could it be that he is the good man Wu Erlang who fights tigers? ”

"Isn't that him?"

Huazi hurriedly took the opportunity to say: "If it weren't for the Wudu head to make a righteous move, the lady is afraid that it would be ...... Lady, since Wudu saved you, I don't think this famous mansion will go, what do you say? ”

"Humph!"

He tried hard to persuade here, but Li Bei'er felt that he was cowardly, and he was different from Wu Song, so he snorted impatiently and scolded: "Do you still need to say this?" Go, prepare me a generous gift, and I will personally come to the door to thank you! ”