After Yourong walked out of the living room, the old county king suddenly straightened his face and said with a serious face: "Mr. Hua, there is another matter, which is also very urgent. Lady Sandra has a great reputation in the country, and you have offended her today, and I fear that she will encourage you to boycott you. ”

After I heard this, my heart sank, and I hurriedly collected my heart, and said, "Lady Sandra is just a wizard, is her appeal greater than yours?" ”

The old county king waved his hand and whispered: "Mr. Hua, you don't know the national conditions of Thailand, the status of religious people here is very high, although the wizard is not affiliated with Buddhism, but the influence of the people cannot be underestimated." Lady Sandra has a lot of obsessed believers. She declared that this apocalyptic virus outbreak was the will of God, and that the gods were tired of human greed and deceit, so they sent down the great calamity...... Luckily, I graduated from ETH Zurich in Switzerland and wouldn't believe her nonsense. But as you can see, most of the survivors in our base are civilians who don't have much education, and there are still many people who follow her. ”

I understood the voice of the old county king, and it seemed that he wanted to rely on us to suppress the arrogance of the old witch, so he nodded and said with a smile: "This is easy to say, I'll figure it out." "If it weren't for the approval of the old county king, we would certainly not be able to provoke the old witch easily on his land, but since this matter was indicated by the master, then what should I be polite to?

To punish an old witch who pretends to be a ghost, I have one hundred and eighty ways to do it, and each of them can make her unable to eat and walk around. Hmph, dare to look down on the wisdom of the Chinese, then you are really wrong.

As he spoke, R. Yourong walked in, stood next to the old county king and said respectfully, "Dad, dinner is ready." ”

The old county king smiled ashamedly and said: "Mr. Hua, it's not the right time for you to come, the old man can't prepare a decent state banquet for you, and now when he is in trouble, he can only wronged you." ”

I hurriedly said a few polite words, and under the leadership of the father and daughter of the king of Qingzhu County, I left the large living room and came to a hall along a corridor path. This hall is obviously the resort's external restaurant, and it is very spacious enough to fit twenty large round tables, and each table can seat ten people.

There weren't many people in the base, and some people had to be left to stand guard outside, so the inside of the restaurant seemed empty, with only ten tables of food. At one of the tables, it was still my people.

I was placed at the most conspicuous table, accompanied by the old county king, and the people at the table were some elderly people, including R. Yourong's uncle Sun Changce and the old witch who lived like a monster. Sun Changce didn't say anything, neither close nor indifferent. The old witch was different, glaring at me as if I were a toad.

I didn't bother to look at her, I didn't want to be affected by that ugly face, so I looked down at the food on the table. At this time, I really felt the embarrassment of this base, the food on the table was very simple, just a bowl of curry rice for each person, plus a bowl of steaming soup.

Although the food could not be simpler, the locals devoured it, looking very hungry, and they didn't know if they could eat such a "luxury" thing on a regular basis.

The dead fat man coughed dryly, and my teammates began to eat politely, it is rare that these rough people are so exquisite, and they are more elegant than the big girls, and they have a bit of the taste of **** envoys.

R. Yourong smiled apologetically at me and said, "I'm ashamed, Mr. Hua, our conditions here are not good, and the rice stock is about to run out...... We hope you won't resent our faux pas. I hurriedly said: "Don't say it like this, it's not as good as before, everyone should understand." "As I spoke, I felt that I couldn't keep staring at the pretty face of the county lord like this, it was easy to get distracted. I quickly lowered my head and took a sip of the soup first, but a spicy taste suddenly occupied my mouth, and flowed down my throat all the way to the hot water, so choking that I almost coughed loudly at that time, and quickly took a bite of rice in my mouth, only to find that the taste of this rice was more than hot soup, and all of a sudden there were beads of sweat on my head.

You Rong saw that my appearance was very strange, and after thinking about it for a while, she suddenly realized that she couldn't cry and laughed: "Mr. Hua, you can't eat something too spicy, right?" ”

I nodded quickly, and at that moment I was a little unsure if my tears were spicy. You Rong held back a smile, helped me up, and said, "I'm really sorry......" I hurriedly closed my mouth and looked at her with straight eyes, hoping that she would stop talking nonsense and quickly find a way to help me get rid of the spiciness.

Yourong covered her mouth with one hand to prevent her from laughing, and took my arm with one hand and said, "There's nothing too good to do...... I'll take you to drink some cold water! With that, take me and leave. At this time, I was so embarrassed that I was in no mood to pay attention to the laughter behind me, so I trotted all the way and followed R. Yourong out of the restaurant.

His grandmother's, I said how did they eat so elegantly because of the dead fat people, and the feeling is that this meal is surprisingly spicy! Don't say that you told me in advance, the harmful Lao Tzu made such an ugly appearance in front of so many people.

Out of the restaurant, ran out along the path for almost a hundred meters, and came to a few boulders, R. Yourong pointed to a small puddle under the boulders, and said: "The water here is very sweet and cool, you can rinse your mouth with cold water, you can temporarily relieve the discomfort." ”

Before she finished speaking, I plunged into the pool, took a few sips of it, and sure enough, I felt better, raised my head and smiled apologetically, and my mouth immediately hurt again, and I quickly continued to drink cold water. The water in that little waterhole was sweet and cool, but it was delicious.

You Rong grabbed my neck and pulled my head out of the waterhole, and said with a smile: "You don't drink water anymore, if you drink like this, how will you eat?" I had a mouthful of cold water in my mouth, and I didn't dare to spit it out, and of course I couldn't speak, so why did I ask her what to do?

R. Yourong smiled and took down a beautifully crafted silver kettle from her body, and said, "You fill this kettle with water, don't swallow it after taking a sip, hold it in your mouth for about half a minute, then spit it out, and take another sip and hold it...... Got it? ”

At this time, even if he told me that the moon was square, I had to nod my head quickly. I took the kettle and said, "Yes...... So what...... You better go back to eat first, well, I'm going to stay here for a while......" R. Yourongjiao smiled and spread her hands, and said, "Okay, just don't get lost yourself." After a few more words, he turned and left.

I sat on the edge of the pool and changed eight jugs of cold water in one go, finally counteracting the intense spiciness. I couldn't help but sigh, thinking that I would have to exercise and eat chili peppers in the future, and I must not have such a foreign appearance again.

Just as I was about to go back, the walkie-talkie hanging on my waist suddenly rang three times.

I couldn't help but be stunned, thinking to myself, who is this? He didn't talk about something, and he played code words with me. Just wondering, I suddenly heard three sounds of "stepping on the road" outside the fence not far away. I looked in the direction of the sound, and saw a tall skeleton soldier, holding on to the railing, greeting me.

I was taken aback, at first I thought there were skeleton soldiers here in Thailand, but after a closer look, that guy was wearing a military casual pants and a beautiful snake waist knife on his back. His four-legged beast crouched at his feet, and when it saw me, it wagged its tail as usual.

I was stunned for a moment, a thousand and ten thousand couldn't figure out how this pair of skeleton soldiers could be here. Could it be that they have evolved to be able to transpose and teleport?

I was about to walk over and ask how Da Zongzi had come here, when I heard five or six locals walking in this direction not far away, apparently on routine patrols. I looked back at the place where the big zongzi was standing, and it was empty.

I was confused that I was dazzled, so I took out the walkie-talkie, adjusted to the frequency band of the big zongzi, and quietly asked, "Da zongzi, is it you?" After a while, there was a sound of "tower" coming from the walkie-talkie. I was stunned and asked, "Are you in Thailand?" You also jumped off the plane? "There was another "tower" sound on the walkie-talkie.

Now there is no doubt that there is a distance limit for this thing of walkie-talkie, and this kind of military product used to us is already the most effective, and it can only be connected for 50 kilometers. Da Zongzi can use the walkie-talkie to talk to me, so obviously he didn't go back to China.

But I still didn't dare to confirm it, so I said: "Chen Tingyao, they also jumped down?" "The reason why I asked this is to hear that he can flick the lid of the machine twice, after all, it is probably a coincidence that he always flicks it one by one.

Luckily, I heard two answers, and I saw that the patrol had already entered, and quickly said, "Man, then you can guard outside, these locals may not be able to accept you for the time being." There was a sound of "tower" on the walkie-talkie, and there was no sound.

The patrolling locals approached, and thinking I was lost, they sent a man and led me back to the restaurant.

The old county king looked at me and asked with a smile, "The spring water of Acacia Spring tastes good, right?" I was stunned, and R. Yourong explained next to him: "The small waterhole where you drink water is the only water supply place in the entire base, and there is a name, called Acacia Spring, the legend ......" Speaking of this, R. Yourong suddenly blushed, paused for a moment, and then said: "Hehe, the legend is to coax children, Captain Hua should hurry up and eat, we have changed you to a bowl of non-spicy curry rice." ”

I thanked me and quickly bowed my head and went to eat. Anyway, this non-spicy curry rice feels even weird to eat. But I'm really embarrassed to bother people, so I gobbled it up.

Lady Sandra, who was sitting opposite me, suddenly said: "It seems that you Chinese are also going to be trapped here, I hope that in the future, Captain Hua will remember to warn your subordinates and not let them recklessly kill the messenger of the snake spirit." That will bring the serpent's punishment to you, and it will not do you any good. She said it in Thai, and although she looked embarrassed, she translated it to me according to the original words.

I wiped my mouth and asked, "Do you mean yourself, or the little snake that was stepped on?" ”

At the mention of the unfortunate little snake, Lady Sandra could not help but be angry, but fortunately such a scene was not suitable for a decisive battle, so the old witch paused on the ground with her ebony staff, and said, "It's all the same! The snake spirit is the greatest deity, and the snake spirit favors the hardworking and loyal Thai people the most. Now that the Great Plague is breaking out everywhere, only the protection of the serpent spirit can help us get through it...... This is the land of Thailand, and I think you should know what it means to be a local custom, right? "I guess this set of rhetoric The old witch may not have talked nonsense many times, not only did she say it with a lot of meaning, but she also frothed at the mouth, and painted a colorful voice.

After listening to R. Yourong's translation, I looked at the Thais around me and saw that most of them showed a look of approval, and I couldn't help but feel angry in my heart, so I replied: "I said old woman, what age are they?" Don't you feel blushing when you're still fooling people here? The dead fat man slipped on the side: "It's just that I'm a lot older, and I'm really not ashamed to play these tricks of abduction." ”

"Bump!" Suddenly, the old witch was completely enraged, and slapped it down, even the rice bowl in front of her was shaken, and the old witch stood up at once and said angrily: "What did you say? If you dare to defy the majesty of the serpent spirit, you are simply rebellious! ”

"Come on," I quickly waved my hand and said, "What snake spirit dog spirit?" You say it's God, it's God, right? Just that little snake that can put on a trick? "I'm not the kind of person who likes to mess around, but the old county king sitting next to me has been smiling and listening, and it seems that he wants us to fight the old witch. Although this old man is old, he is not confused at all, although there are only ten of us here, but they are all fully armed, how can he not fight an old witch?

Sun Changce sat next to him, and he sneered: "Lady Sandra, they have come from the far north, and they have not seen your superb mana, so it is better for you to use your mana now, so that these outsiders can open their eyes." ”

I didn't like this Sun Changce from the beginning (we later learned that he was Sun Qi's father), and what he said at this time was clearly to add fuel to the fire and provoke us to fight with the old witch.

Sure enough, the old witch got up, and said a lot of things, and walked out of the house.

"Lady Sandra said that the space in the house is too small, and she invites everyone to go outside, and she wants to show the greatest spell, give ...... Take a look at ...... friends from China, "As soon as I looked at R. Yourong's facial expression, I knew that the old witch would never be so polite, I guess she was probably talking about letting us Chinese dumplings open our eyes and see something for a long time.

Since someone called for the battle, of course we would not admit defeat, and immediately followed the old witch out. The Thai natives also followed suit, as if to pry the old witch to teach us a good lesson.

At this time, the sun had set, and the night had not yet come, but the light outside was still very clear. The old witch told us all to stand a little farther away, and she walked to a distance of more than ten meters from the fence, sat down cross-legged, and took out a short bone flute from her bosom, and whined and blew it.

I noticed that the old king's face changed, and he seemed to be very angry, but he did not have a seizure. Later, when R. Yourong told me about this incident, he said that the bone flute that the old witch was holding should be a human arm bone flute, and that such a thing would be within the scope of evil even in the local area, and it would be difficult for people to accept it.

But at that time, the old witch was completely enraged by us, and took out the bone flute without hesitation, and not long after whining, we saw a cobra more than two feet long swimming in a zigzag way outside the fence!

The cobra is a common thing in Thailand, but it can be a bit daunting for those of us from the north. We also have cobras in China, but there are not many of them. It is said that there are only ten species of venomous snakes that can kill people in the whole of China, and this cobra occupies the second largest list.

At the top of the list is the king cobra.

The cobra crawled all the way to the feet of the old witch, and actually coiled up honestly in front of everyone, looking like a pile of cow dung with cold eyes.

Then we saw a succession of all kinds of snakes crawling in from outside the fence one after another, and within a single stick of incense, the old witch actually summoned in nearly a hundred snakes of different lengths and varieties! The snakes roamed around the old witch one by one, and they all formed a plate, and in a short time they occupied a large area.

We were dumbfounded, and many of the locals began to kneel. It seems that everyone really thinks that the snake spirit has appeared. Yourong's face was not very good-looking, but she still whispered to me with a pale face, "The snake is deaf. ”

Fortunately, I know more than Lord Qingzhu expected, but R. Yourong is right, although snakes have hearing, but the structure of their hearing organs, that is, ears, is very simple, only the inner ear, and there is no outer ear and tympanic membrane structure, so the sense of hearing is very dull. To say that snakes are deaf is not entirely true, but in fact it is almost the same.

The question is that if the snake is deaf, then what is the old witch's bone flute for? In other words, if the old witch didn't summon so many snakes by sound, then what did she rely on to help make such a jaw-dropping scene?

I looked back at the dead fat man, and the guy looked disappreciative and said with a big grin: "Old flower, you show the old witch a hand, let her see the means of the Chinese." ”