I looked back at the dead fat man, and the guy looked disappreciative and said with a big grin: "Old flower, you show the old witch a hand, let her see the means of the Chinese." I almost laughed out and laughed: "Do you really think I have that ability? ”

The dead fat man nodded heavily, and said sincerely: "Brother believes in you." I thought to myself that you really think of me, so I said, "Okay, then I'll try." The dead fat man suddenly widened his little eyes and asked, "Are you really good?" ”

I rolled his eyes at him, and said that this bastard was taunting me...... I took a few steps forward, came to the front of the crowd, and said, "Lady Sandra, you are a wizard, not a snake breeder, what are you doing with so many snakes?" Can they help you attack zombies outside? Why don't you summon a few undead and show us? Wouldn't it be better? ”

After Lord R. Yourong translated my words, the old witch rolled her eyes and ignored me.

I said, "Let me declare that I am not a wizard, my original profession is a writer...... and I myself felt a little blushing for the first time, but the name of this writer is more bluffing, and those Thai people looked at me with a little respect. I thought to myself that if they knew that I was the kind of novice writer who wrote saliva, they would probably be able to drown me with spit, and then said, "But I can summon the undead." The old witch was obviously stunned by this sentence at once, and actually forgot to continue playing the bone flute, and as soon as the flute sounded, the snakes entrenched on the ground immediately raised their necks high, and opened their mouths one after another, as if they were about to bite, and the old witch hurriedly continued to play her flute, and the snakes slowly quieted down.

When I saw that the old witch's way was nothing more than that, I was relieved that her secret was still hidden in the little bone flute...... has the opportunity to steal her flute, Lu Haibao is more good at this...... Clearing my throat, I exclaimed, "Of course, my so-called summoning of the undead is not a spell, but a real science. Not only can I summon the undead, but I can also make them work for me. ”

After R. Yourong translated my words, the local Thai natives immediately exploded. The old county king hurriedly quieted everyone down, turned around and said with a bitter face: "Mr. Hua...... It's not a good joke about this...... "It seems that this old county king just wants to use our strength to suppress the arrogance of the old witch, and he didn't expect me to say such outrageous things."

I smiled and said, "Don't believe it...... I flicked my finger on my walkie-talkie and said loudly: "Big zongzi, come over for a while...... Well, I said can you jump over that fence? Do you need me to send someone to open the door for you? ”

After waiting for a moment and there was no movement, R. Yurong was embarrassed to translate my words into Thai. In fact, she didn't need to translate my words at all, and I guess she wanted to delay me for a while. I can't help but think in my heart, this little girl is really interesting to me......

After a while, there was still no movement, and the Thais around them had begun to snicker. I couldn't help but be furious, and shouted: "Da Zongzi, if you don't get out of the, Lao Tzu is going to get angry, your waist knife ......" Before I finished speaking, the grass and trees on the fence were divided, and a tall skeleton soldier climbed up the guardrail, and jumped in with a "whew", standing there without a smile, looking at us.

"Oops......" "Quack......"

At that time, these local Thais were panicked and chaotic, and some of them searched for weapons, stones, sticks, tiles, and branches, all of which were copied; More people were directly frightened, standing there dumbfounded, more honest than Qin Shi Huang's terracotta warriors; Several local natives were so frightened that they fell on the spot, and their heads were bleeding.

When I saw that this scene was too chaotic for me to calm down on my own, I hurriedly grabbed R. Yurong's small hand and said, "Hurry up and calm everyone down." R. Yourong's face turned pale with fright, and he pulled his hand vigorously and stammered, "Are you a human or ......a ghost?"

I was dizzy, and I quickly said, "Don't talk nonsense, of course I'm human...... You hurry up and tell everyone not to get so excited, and I'll explain the specific things to you later...... I swear to God that I am a good person......" The county lord was still in a daze, the old county king had already seen some signs, and said something loudly, R. Yourong also woke up like a dream to help the old county king appease the villagers, and when he was in chaos, one of the Thai people ran to the big zongzi with a material knife, it seemed that his grandmother wanted to be a hero and a hero to eliminate harm for the people.

I quickly grabbed him, and when I saw that it was Sun Qi, I said don't follow the coaxing, but unfortunately that guy can't understand Chinese at all, and he said Thai to me, after saying a few words, seeing that I couldn't understand, I was in a hurry, raised his arm, and slammed his elbow on my chest.

I didn't expect Sun Qi to make a move, I was defenseless all of a sudden, and I actually took a hit. His strength was really not small, and I staggered out a few steps after the beating, and almost fell down, but fortunately I was held by the dead fat man. I forcibly stabilized my body, rubbed it several times in front of my chest, and finally relieved myself, and when I looked up, I saw that the eldest black Hoffman had already rushed up and fought with Sun Qi. The two of them, one is a Muay Thai master, and the other is a boxing master, this move is actually quite equal, and no one takes advantage.

was in a mess, I saw the dead fat man pull out his pistol, and the muzzle of the gun fired three shots at the sky, which finally made everyone stop, and the dead fat man scolded: "What are you talking ******about?" I've told you, we're not pretending to be ghosts, and that skull over there is no harm to you, what are you afraid of? Don't you see that we still have so many robberies here? ”

R. Yurong translated the dead fat man's words, and the local natives looked at each other, finally quieted down, and turned their eyes to me. I hurriedly pretended to be my grandson: "Old county king, you see, it's not that I deliberately want to scare everyone, it's that Mrs. Sandra has to compete with me......"

The old county king was obviously frightened, and he stammered, "Ah...... Oh, yes...... But this is also incredible...... "I said it's okay, it's okay, you can relax, that skull was summoned by me, absolutely listen to me, I promise that he will never hurt everyone."

As soon as I said this, the locals finally fell silent, and looked at me with puzzled and horrified eyes. I coughed dryly and said to the big zongzi: "I said buddy, the next time you reappear, pay attention to the impact, don't jump out like this, the cowardly may be scared to death by you directly." ”

Da Zongzi nodded, gesturing and asked me what to do, and I said, "This is a matter of etiquette, I'm not too good at it, but you can try to dress up yourself with a few small things...... For example, if you grab a folding fan in your hand, or wear a top hat and tie, maybe people won't be so scared. Da Zongzi nodded, indicating that he would pay attention in the future, and I nodded with satisfaction.

This made the people present less scared, and instead there was endless curiosity, and many Thais surrounded me and asked me what was going on.

I pulled R. Yourong out and said to her, "You explain to these folks in Thailand, and you can say that this is not a ghost at all, but a kind of science...... Well, it is a very high-end biological science and technology. But it's a pity that I'm not a scientist, and I can't tell you the specific mystery, but rest assured, this skull won't hurt everyone...... Well, as long as you don't hurt him first. ”

R. Yurong translated my words, and the Thais looked at each other and were silent. I continued to enlighten everyone: "Actually, I can use this to fool everyone into saying that I am a wizard, and the gods I represent are more powerful. But I can't do that, the times have advanced to the 21st century, so let's not talk about those nonsense. I invited this friend of mine not to scare everyone, but to tell you a truth: it is better to pray for the protection of the gods than to do it yourself, which will be more helpful for our future. I looked back at the big zongzi and said, "Man, I came to you this time to ask you for a favor...... I pointed at the old witch and said, "That old woman was accidentally trapped by a poisonous snake, it is very dangerous, please rescue her." ”

Da Zongzi nodded, and strode towards the old witch. The poor old witch was so frightened that she even played her flute out of tune. The snakes on the ground immediately sensed it and raised their heads one after another. The old witch hurriedly tried her best to stabilize the tone of the bone flute, she had been with snakes for many years, and was most familiar with the temperament of snakes, knowing that as soon as the flute stopped, at least half of the hundred and ten snakes would attack her, which was the most dangerous.

Before the big dumpling had reached the old witch, I took the opportunity to pretend to be a good person and asked, "Dear Lady Sandra, if you don't need to be rescued, just say it, and I will stop this skeleton soldier at once." "Where does the old witch dare to be distracted at this time? He glared at me with vicious eyes.

In front of the old witch sitting cross-legged and a snake, he stood out from the crowd, and when he reached out and took the back of the old witch's neck, he lifted the old witch's body, like an eagle catching a chicken.

Poor Lady Sandra did not dare to stop playing the flute even if she had fallen into this step, and some snakes could bounce up a meter or two to attack their targets, and the large rice dumplings, though quite tall, had not yet completely freed Lady Sandra from a dangerous situation. It's just that when a skeleton soldier is carried around like this, Lady Sandra's old face is frightened green, and the flute sound is even more out of tune than to describe, it is simply playing the flute as a trumpet.

In this way, many violent snakes have been freed from the control of the old witch, and one by one they open their mouths to try to understand the current situation as soon as possible.

As soon as I saw that the situation was wrong, I hurriedly shouted and said, "Big zongzi, hurry up and kill those snakes!" "Once those snakes have regained their nature, under the pressure of fleeing for their lives, biting is probably an inevitable choice.

"Huh!" After the cold light, several poisonous snakes were cut off by him, and the other snakes woke up and fled for their lives, and quickly crawled outside the fence. The big zongzi followed up with a knife, and in a short time he killed dozens of snakes, and the rest of them fled.

The old witch who was caught in his hand was like electricity, and pasted seven or eight ghost talismans on the head of the big zongzi in one breath, and the big zongzi didn't look at it, he tore off the pieces of paper, wiped his nose, and still went to the ground casually. He slowly came to a distance of five or six meters from me, grabbed the old witch's neck with one hand, and straightened the old witch's crossed legs with the other hand, and put them on the ground, and the old witch's whole body fell as soft as noodles...... I don't know when the old witch has fainted to death.

R. Yurong and I worked hard to help the old witch up, and I couldn't help but feel a little sorry and said, "Really...... Well, we had been here for less than half a day, and Lady Sandra had fainted twice...... It seems that her physique is a little poor, so she needs to pay attention to maintenance in the future......"

R. Yourong glanced at me and secretly pinched the back of my hand before saying, "Yes, we have been running out of food here lately, and Lady Sandra is probably a little malnourished. ”

I grinned at the pinching of this little girl, but I didn't dare to show it, and the expression on my face couldn't help but be a little weird. The old county king asked with concern, "Mr. Hua, are you consuming too much mana?" I hurriedly told him that I was fine, and before I could explain it, Sun Changce had already picked up Lady Sandra's ebony staff, handed it to me, and said, "Mr. Hua, it seems that only you deserve to have this staff." The surrounding Thai natives followed suit, and as soon as I saw the staff in my hand, I immediately cheered loudly, and knelt down and kowtowed to .......

I was so frightened that I hurriedly returned the staff to Sun Changce, knelt down and saluted, kowtowed in ping-pong, and said one after another that I am not a mage, I am a warrior, and that kind of long-range offensive profession with complicated operations is not suitable for me...... No matter what I said, no one paid attention to me, and the big zongzi followed and coaxed, following me every step of the way, pretending to be my summoned beast. I easily quieted everyone down, grabbed R. Yourong, and said, "You tell everyone, this big dumpling next to me is not an undead at all, he is just a mutant, and there are more than a thousand skeleton soldiers like him near our base, don't let everyone make such a fuss......" R. Yourong was stunned for a moment and translated my words. I thought that everyone's misunderstanding of me would be cleared up in this way, but before R. Yurong finished translating, these local indigenous brothers exploded and happily made all kinds of blessings to me.

I realized something was wrong, so I asked, "Lord, how did you translate?" R. Yourong smiled mischievously and said, "I said that you are not very used to the situation in Thailand for the time being, so you can only summon one skeleton soldier at a time. If you were in your native China, you would be able to summon more than a thousand skeletons in one go......"

I'm almost going to collapse, where would I think someone would deliberately stir things up? Hurriedly said to the big zongzi: "Big brother, you help, get out of here quickly, otherwise they can swallow me alive." "But the departure of the big dumplings did not alleviate the situation, on the contrary, everyone was even more excited after seeing that I could command the skeleton soldiers casually. Fortunately, several leaders of the "Acacia Spring Base" came forward and finally pulled everyone up. I staggered to my feet, feeling like my forehead was full of bags.

I still want to excuse myself, but Sun Changce has already walked in front of me and said: "Thailand is a blessed country, since Mr. Hua has shown such a miracle, it means that God has not forgotten the Thai people." As he spoke, he narrowed his eyes and gave me a look, motioning for me to accept the ebony staff.

Since we arrived at the "Acacia Spring Base", Sun Changce's performance has been the most strange, I can clearly feel that he is helping us everywhere, but I don't know why, he seems to be very indifferent on the surface.

I glanced back at the dead fat man, and saw that the dead fat man was gesturing to me one after another, telling me to quickly take the staff. I took the ebony staff, feeling quite heavy in my hand, thinking that if I used this thing to hit someone, even if I couldn't kill it all at once, it would be no problem to knock me out.

Everyone cheered when they saw that I had finally taken the ebony staff. I saw that Lady Sandra also woke up slowly, she looked at the ebony staff in my hand, her face was like ashes, she sighed, and quietly left the crowd. I hurriedly made a look, Lu Haibao understood, immediately learned from Lei Feng to do good deeds, and reached out to help Mrs. Sandra, but was pushed away by Mrs. Sandra.

I looked at the scene and thought that I might not be able to say a few words. So I talked a little about the form we are currently encountering, and we came to Thailand this time to find the ladyboy temple, as long as we solve the secret that has been sealed for thousands of years, we will have a chance to win. At the same time, he comforted these Thai folks, saying that everyone should not be afraid, the final victory belongs to our Yunyun.