A competition is about to start, all the soldiers are holding the weapons in their hands and waving and shouting, as the so-called excitement is not a big deal, so everyone hopes that the fathead fish can teach this minor a hard lesson, in order to raise the morale of the reserve army.

The fat-headed fish has broad shoulders and a round waist and a brute force, so at this moment, looking at the skinny little kid in front of him, he felt a burst of contempt in his heart, so he spat in the palm of his hand, roared, clenched his fists and hit Zhou Xiaobing.

Zhou Xiaobing watched the fist of the fat-headed fish hit over, and his hands were motionless behind his back, until the fist of the fat-headed fish almost touched Zhou Xiaobing's cheek, at this time, he saw Zhou Xiaobing's body move, and kicked upward, this kick was extremely powerful, and now the fat-headed fish is only a stone's throw away from Zhou Xiaobing, so he can't dodge this kick at all, only to see Zhou Xiaobing's kick from the bottom to the top, just kicking on the chin of the fat-headed fish, which is the most vulnerable part of the person, I saw that the fat-headed fish didn't even snort, He fell to the ground on all fours, and a puff of wind and dust was splashed.

Everyone was dumbfounded, the fathead fish was knocked out with one move, which was too unexpected.

Lao Zhang deliberately expected this consequence, can the person chosen by the general be a mediocre person, these rat-eyed things are simply self-inflicted, so Lao Zhang waved his hand in disgust, and motioned for someone to carry back the fathead fish that was mechanically twitching on the ground.

Since the gap is already obvious, so everyone does not dare to come up to provoke, Zhou Xiaobing looked at the soldiers in front of him and bowed his head one by one, so he said: "Although it is the first time I led the troops, I am inexperienced, but what I hope is that you will act in accordance with the military regulations, if there is disobedience, severe punishment will not be punished, now all the soldiers are in order to organize the grain and grass, and the outfit, we will now rush to Wulipo in the west of the city, and set up camp there before dark, It is the only way out of Erru Mountain. ”

The newly appointed commander is brave and strategic, although he is younger, but he does not dare to be underestimated at all, and everything is handled in accordance with military regulations, so everyone is careful, at this time, everyone is very nostalgic for the days when Wuduwei Li Wencai was there, so where is it to fight, it is simply to travel and vacation.

Li Wencai is no longer the commander, now he is tied up by bandits on the mountain, life is very miserable, he stayed in a dim small room for two days, Li Wencai is about to go crazy, even if he is raising pigs, he has to release a circle every once in a while to have a joy or something, he is good, he was tied to a chair and sat for two days, except for being able to move when eating, and there is no difference from a corpse at other times.

So Li Wencai couldn't bear this kind of life anymore, so when Big Yellow Tooth came in again to deliver food, Li Wencai announced that he was going on a hunger strike, Big Yellow Tooth looked at Li Wencai's willingness to die, the appearance of the hero's end, hehe smiled and said: "Whether you like to eat or not, starvation is none of my business, but well, I can give you a chance so that you don't have to stay in this room, you can move freely, this opportunity is only once." ”

"Lao Tzu is not afraid of death, what else can he be afraid of, if you want to kill, you have to listen to it." Li Wencai let it go, anyway, he was fed up with this kind of life, and he was a hundred.

Li Wencai thought that Big Yellow Fang could give him any chance, just like in the movie, one person with one gun, shooting face to face, whoever can kill the other party will win, but Li Wencai is wrong, the truth is far from being as chic as imagined.

"I'll ask you to solve a puzzle, and if you can stump all my brothers on the mountain, you can move freely on this mountain, what do you think?" Big Yellow Tooth decided to fight Li Wencai to the end, since he was humiliated by Li Wencai in terms of IQ, Big Yellow Tooth will never be able to swallow this breath, his own IQ is not good, just add up the IQ of all the brothers on the mountain, I don't believe that I can't win.

Li Wencai was speechless for a while, a question stumped all the bandits, judging from the big yellow teeth, this group of bandits has a low IQ, so it sounds like a good idea.

"In that case, then I'll convince you of losing." Li Wencai said with a white yellow tooth.

Big Yellow Fang clapped his hands happily and shouted, "Brothers, you all heard it, this guy is so arrogant, if he loses, let's let him taste the torture on our mountain." ”

After Big Yellow Fang roared, the door of the small room was kicked open, and a group of rude bandits rushed in, and in an instant the whole room was so full that it was difficult to breathe.

Li Wencai sat on a chair in the middle, bent his neck, like a little victim who had been humiliated, and saw the big yellow tooth coax Li Wencai's shoulder and said: "How about it, now you know that it is amazing, you only have one chance, if we can't answer, let you go now, you can enjoy the same treatment as us on the mountain, but the identity is still our meat ticket." ”

Only by walking out of this small cabin can it be possible to leave the bandits' den, and now there is only one chance, so Li Wen will definitely not miss it, so Li Wen glanced at the confident big yellow tooth and said: "We are talking, if I win, you can't cheat." ”

Big Yellow Tooth patted his chest disdainfully and said: "Do you think Lao Tzu is playing with you, I want to count when I speak, and the words I say are spilled water, and the brothers will never cheat." ”

Although Li Wencai was very skeptical about the credibility of Big Yellow Fang, there was no other way now, so Li Wencai said: "I'll just talk about a realistic question, if you cross the big river down the mountain with your bare butts, your chickens. The chickens can't touch the river, and there's only one bottle on the shore, so what can you do to get there? ”

As soon as Li Wencai said this, everyone scratched their heads, so many people crossed the river together, and there was only one bottle, so it could only be one person who put the chicken. The chicken was put in a bottle, but after the pass, the rest of the people did not have a bottle.

"Then let a guy put the chicks. The chicken is put in the bottle, and everyone rides on the person's shoulder, so that it can pass. Big Yellow Tooth thought for a moment and said.

"I'll take a look at you, it's your ability to carry so many people." Li Wencai crossed Erlang's legs and said leisurely.

Of course, one person can't carry so many people, so how can you cross the river, this fucking can't take the chicken. Cut off the chickens and carry them in your hands to cross the river, so that you will probably bleed to death before you reach the other side.

The time of a stick of incense passed, and a group of bandits pulled out a few handfuls of hair, but they still couldn't think of any way.

Li Wencai was secretly happy in his heart, who can be cheaper than himself, and he can generally come up with the answer to this question, how dirty his thoughts should be, when someone once gave Li Wencai this question, Li Wencai smiled and knew the answer, but you can imagine how dirty Li Wencai's thoughts are.

"If you can't answer, admit defeat, don't waste time here." Li Wencai said impatiently.

"You are cheating, there is no answer to this question, so many people are just one bottle, how can you accommodate so many chickens. Chicken, I guess you can't think of any way? Big Yellow Fang said frantically.

"It seems that you can't think of a way, in that case, I have to announce the answer, the answer to this question is, the first person to cross the river put the chicken. The chickens are put in the bottle and the rest of the people put the chicks. Chicken sticks in front of man's fart. In the eyes, once in line to cross the river, this is the answer. ”

"This, this question is too obscene, it turned out to be like this to cross the river, why didn't I think of it." Big Yellow Fang slapped his head twice, and his IQ was too low.

"Let me go, you've lost." Li Wencai said.

Big Yellow Tooth stomped his feet remorsefully, and reluctantly untied the rope on Li Wencai's body, and it was a great shame that there were hundreds of brothers on this mountain, and none of them answered this question.

If it is a competition of force, Li Wencai estimates that he can't even beat the weakest bandits, but these fools actually compare their IQ with themselves, which is their own strength, so from this point of view, the IQ of this group of bandits really does not dare to compliment, if you say this, you still have something to do in the mountains.

After moving his muscles and bones, Li Wencai finally walked out of this cabin, Li Wencai did not rush to escape, because Li Wencai knew that this Erru Mountain was easy to defend and difficult to attack, there were cliffs on all sides, and the mountain was arranged by this group of bandits A lot of traps, as well as the distribution of secret sentinels, such an environment, if you run away rashly, the probability of being caught back is very large, if you are caught back, it is estimated that you will be locked up in the cabin again, so Li Wencai feels that now is the time to test himself, As a new type of talent in the 21st century, I will definitely be able to come up with a way to escape.

Idle, Li Wencai began to walk on the mountain alone, in fact, this Erlu Mountain is still very beautiful, standing on this mountainside and looking up, I saw two peaks standing upright, oval from bottom to top, and there are two protrusions on the top of the mountain, which makes people think of something on the woman at a glance, and the name Erru Mountain is really good.

As the name suggests, this mountain not only looks very sexy, but also is two mountains, the two mountains face each other across the mountain, and there is only a trickle in the middle, which is really a ghostly workmanship, the creation of heaven and earth, so that Li Wencai can't help but be a little stunned, and I don't know what is on the other mountain, if you can run from this mountain to that mountain, and then escape from that mountain, this is a good choice.

"Don't even think about whether you want to escape from that mountain." Big Yellow Tooth didn't know when he came to Li Wencai's side, and looked at Li Wencai's distracted appearance as he looked at the opposite peak, so he said with a smile.

Li Wencai was very surprised, so he asked: "What do you mean by this, can that mountain be said to have floods and beasts?" ”

There are no flood beasts, but the mountain is also occupied by a group of bandits, who rob houses and houses, and do all kinds of evil, and everyone sees and condemns them. Big Yellow Fang looked at the opposite mountain with an angry expression on his face.

Li Wencai glanced at the big yellow tooth with disdain, and said in his heart that the bandits on the other side didn't think of themselves, they were all bandits, and they were all robbers and kidnapping meat tickets, how could they not be bombarded by the five thunders.

However, from the analysis of the expression of the big yellow tooth, the bandits on the opposite side must not deal with the bandits here, as the so-called one mountain does not tolerate two tigers, it is strange if there is no fight, maybe you can make some trouble from this point.

This book originated from reading a book