Li Wencai is a typical kind of person who wants to find something to do when he has nothing to do, and he has never been so idle, so Li Wencai feels like a pig in captivity, and he will be killed before the Chinese New Year, which he can't bear, so he has to do something.

The mountain where Li Wencai is located is called Big Milk Mountain, and the one opposite is called Little Milk Mountain, Li Wencai carefully studied it for two days and did not see which of the two breasts is big and which is small, but Li Wencai found another beautiful scenery on this mountain, that is, two good-looking big birds, although they can't be named, they look like pheasants but they look much more beautiful than pheasants, Li Wencai has been staring at the two chickens for a long time, so on a clear afternoon, Li Wencai came to the mountains and forests with his own nets and ropes and other bird-catching tools.

When Li Wencai was in elementary school, he read Mr. Lu Xun's "Juvenile Leap Land", although he did not remember anything else, but there was a passage that Li Wencai remembered very clearly: It was snowing heavily, I swept out a clearing, used a short stick to prop up a big bamboo basket, sprinkled the grain, and when the birds came to eat, I pulled the rope tied to the short stick from a distance, and the birds were covered under the bamboo.

That's a great trick!

Li Wencai secretly admired Mr. Lu Xun in his heart for being a master of catching birds, so using this simple method, Li Wencai hid behind a dense grass, holding a rope in his hand, and waited far away for the two big fat chickens to take the bait.

Sure enough, as Li Wencai expected, the two chickens flew in the woods for a while, and then they were attracted by the millet under the net cover, Li Wencai held the rope tightly, watching the two fat chickens slowly walk towards the grain, not to mention how excited he was, these bandits are too picky, they give themselves vegetarian every day, and they haven't even eaten a mouthful of meat in the past two days, Li Wencai feels that he has lost weight, so he can only get some game to satisfy his hunger.

Finally, unable to resist the temptation of food, the two fat chickens came under the net cover, looked around vigilantly, and then bowed their heads like two thieves and ate them.

"People die for money, birds die for food, this is not true at all, Li Wencai jumped out of the grass, happy and forgetful.

At the time of a stick of incense, the two birds have been plucked by Li Wencai, broken their bellies, and roasted on the stand, but the taste of these two chickens is very special, which makes Li Wencai's index finger move, and he actually eats the two chickens cleanly.

After being satisfied, Li Wencai touched his bulging belly, burped and returned to his cabin.

Early the next morning, Li Wencai was woken up from his dream by a scream, Li Wencai's heart was excited, was it the officers and soldiers attacking the mountain, so Li Wencai got up from the bed with a grunt and ran out, only to see a lot of bandits gathered outside, surrounded the big yellow tooth in the middle, Li Wencai is a person who likes to watch the excitement, so many people gathered in the early morning, there must have been some major incident, so Li Wencai came over.

"Brothers, tell you the truth, who is so ruthless to eat my two hibiscus brocade chickens, this morning I only found a piece of chicken feathers, we are all men, any of you will have the courage to stand up after eating, I have big yellow teeth to fight him alone." Big Yellow Tooth held a handful of chicken feathers in his hand and said grief-stricken.

Everyone began to discuss, this is the bastard did it, the brothers on the mountain all know that Big Yellow Tooth raised two hibiscus brocade chickens, usually as a treasure for offering, no one dared to touch the two brocade chickens, but now they were brutally killed, and they ate cleanly, only a piece of chicken feathers remained, this is also the only evidence of crime, there is only one real murderer, who is this person.

The brutal eating of the hibiscus brocade chicken has caused public outrage, so everyone has begun to look for the real culprit.

"These two chickens have been in the mountains for more than a year, and no one has hurt them, so why are they being eaten now?" Someone said.

"yes, we all know about the two chickens raised by Big Yellow Fang, so no one will eat him, I think someone else must have done it."

"This person must not be from our mountain."

"Aren't we just these own brothers in Da Rushan, where are there outsiders."

Everyone discussed this, Big Yellow Tooth pondered for a moment, and then said with a cold face: "Everyone forgot, there is indeed a person on our mountain, he is not our brother, but our meat ticket, this person is insidious and cunning, no one can answer the riddle, he looks very obscene, he just came to the mountain for two days, my two chickens were eaten, is this a coincidence?" ”

As soon as Big Yellow Tooth said this, everyone unanimously looked behind them, and saw Li Wencai standing alone behind everyone, his face was blue, his forehead was sweating, and he looked like a catastrophe was coming.

"You're right?" Big Yellow Tooth stretched out his hand and pointed at Li Wencai, eager to crush Li Wencai into scum now.

Li Wencai knew that this time was the time to test his acting skills, otherwise his life would be in danger, so Li Wencai pursed his lips and blinked his eyes vigorously, only to see Li Wencai crying with tears in his eyes: "Everyone, I was forced to come to this mountain, and I am not familiar with life, I have always been honest, where have I seen a chicken with big yellow teeth, I am wronged." ”

"Hmph, the ghost only believes you, how can it be so coincidental, you just came to the mountain for two days, my chicken was eaten, anyway, you are our meat ticket, I will use your blood to worship my chicken now."

"Take me to sacrifice chickens, is my life so cheap?" Li Wencai wanted to cry without tears, and said that it was a person who died and sacrificed animals, but now how is it the other way around, and people are sacrificed to animals, what is the reason.

It seems that in the Ming Dynasty, it was not as easy to mix as he imagined, either a snitch or a bandit, and there was never peace, Li Wencai was a little homesick.

"I said comrades, if you want to sacrifice chickens with my blood, I can offer it with both hands without blinking an eye, but I can't watch the real murderer go unpunished, I can't watch those two lovely chickens being slaughtered under the fangs of the real murderer, I must stand up and say what I really want to do, even if tens of millions of people go to me." The righteousness that Li Wencai said was awe-inspiring, which made all the bandits stunned.

"Have you ever seen a real murderer?" Big Yellow Tooth asked with a frown.

Li Wencai nodded solemnly and said: "Who slaughtered the pet chicken with big yellow teeth in the dark night, who escaped with his mouth, whether it was love or vendetta, listen to Li Wencai one by one." ”

"Late last night, I tossed and turned, always felt that something bad was going to happen, so I got up and peed, but in the dark night I vaguely saw a little fire in the woods, out of curiosity, I quietly walked towards the firelight, and then I saw an angry scene, it was two people dressed like you, unkempt, rags, they were plucking the two beautiful chickens, and then disemboweled, stuffing peppercorns, anise, angelica, cinnamon and other spices into the chicken's belly, and then put the chicken on the stand and turned overEvery half a pillar of incense time, then turn around, sprinkle some Zhiran, refined salt on it, suddenly the whole forest is full of aroma, and finally the two chickens are eaten by the two people. Li Wencai told the facts as if he were there, and it was impossible to go into more detail if he was a different person.

Hearing Li Wencai's words, Big Yellow Tooth was very angry, so he asked: "If what you said is true, it is my brother on the mountain, do you think I will believe you?" ”

"No, those two are not our brothers on the mountain, although I have only been on the mountain for two days, but I am already familiar with the brothers, although those two are bandits, but they are definitely not our brothers on the mountain, and I found that after they ate the chicken, they went in the direction of the back mountain, if I am not mistaken, they should have escaped from the small Rushan on the opposite side."

"You mean they went to Xiaorushan after eating?"

"By reasoning, it should be so."

Big Yellow Tooth's eyes began to breathe fire, according to Li Wencai, those eight achievements are the bandits of Xiaorushan, Da Rushan and Xiaorushan have never dealt with each other, and since this Xiaorushan changed the big boss, he is ambitious to swallow Darushan, and now he dares to go to Darushan to eat chicken, it's too fucking excessive.

"Since we are all brothers of Da Rushan, of course we have to be consistent with the outside world, this Xiao Rushan is too bullying, and now he actually eats Big Yellow Fang's pet chicken, this is Chiguoguo's provocation, if we swallow our anger, then how will we be." Li Wencai saw that when the time came, it was time to rise up, so he raised his fist and shouted loudly.

Everyone responded under the leadership of Li Wencai, and Li Wencai's words undoubtedly spoke to the hearts of all the bandits, and Xiaorushan is now getting more and more excessive, and it must be counterattacked.

Although everyone's blood was boiling, everyone calmed down, and then glared at Li Wencai angrily.

"What does it matter to you that we don't deal with Xiao Rushan, remember that you are our meat ticket." A group of bandits yelled at Li Wencai.

"Hehe, see the outside, not in his position, not in his position, now that I have come to this big milk mountain, I can also be regarded as a part of the big milk mountain, the matter of eating chicken is indignant, I can't sit idly by, so I will support you spiritually."

Big Yellow Tooth ignored Li Wencai, but said: "Now that the big boss is not here, we can't rashly challenge Xiao Rushan, but now I know a good way to retaliate." “

When everyone heard this, they immediately asked, "Big Yellow Fang, tell me quickly, is there any way to take revenge on them?" “

"Our big milk mountain and small milk mountain are divided into chassis, now let's go to the chassis of small milk mountain to grab goods, and rob property on their territory, don't you think this is the best way to retaliate?"

"Big Yellow Tooth is right, it's so decided, that Wulipo is the dividing line between Da Rushan and Xiao Rushan, let's rob in Wulipo, Wulipo is an important road, there are a lot of businessmen and customers, so let's rob in Wulipo, if the bastards of Xiaorushan dare to grab food with us, then we have to meet with swords."

Everyone has decided to go down the mountain to Wulipo before sunset, when everyone is angry, Li Wencai praised himself fiercely in his heart, how can he be so wise, eating two chickens can cause hatred between Da Rushan and Xiao Rushan, with his own presence, there will be no peace on the mountain from now on.

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