The effect of Li Wencai's insidious methods is obvious, and it is the characteristic of this team to play cards out of nowhere, and most of the deserters have been consumed, and the rest of the people are also miserable, not only can not eat, but also cannot sleep, and after two days, all the deserters have basically lost their fighting spirit.

"Wowhaha, this is exactly what Lao Tzu wants to see, brothers rest assured, under my wise leadership, the revolution will eventually succeed, I promise to let the brothers eat and drink spicy food." Li Wencai learned about the current situation of the deserters, clapped his hands happily, and began to boost morale again.

The big head hunched over to Li Wencai's side and whispered: "Big boss, now that I have eaten all the food I can eat, how can I eat fragrant and drink spicy food." ”

"Oh, it seems to be a problem, how can the brothers fight if they can't fill their stomachs." Li Wencai leaned into the ear of the big head and whispered: "Is there anything to eat around here, such as Tang Caizi's Peach Blossom Garden, didn't he grow an acre of Chinese cabbage?" ”

The big head nodded and said: "Tang Caizi did grow Chinese cabbage, won't the big boss be?" ”

"It's borrowing, not stealing." After Li Wencai found the target, he asked the guerrilla team to continue to harass the enemy, while he took a fan while fanning it, and walked forward, taking square steps as casual as the second master, while he was followed by the big head and the second fat.

"The revolution needs to eat, so it's a glorious thing for us to borrow a few cabbages from Tang Caizi's house, both of you straighten your chest for Lao Tzu, don't be like a thief." Li Wencai was very dissatisfied with the teaching of the big head and the second fat.

"Tang Caizi's family still has a few Luhua chickens, I often hear the sound of chickens crowing, and I borrow them by the way."

Li Wencai took the big head and the second fat from the back mountain to the front mountain, and walked dozens of steps to the peach blossom forest of Tang Caizi, now the academy is on strike, Tang Caizi is estimated to have nothing to do, and now Bacheng is in the room and Qiu Xiang is playing hide and seek in the quilt, so Li Wencai tiptoed into the peach blossom forest with two guys, and now the peach blossoms have gone, and the branches are dotted with peaches that have not yet grown.

The three of them bent over and shuttled through the peach blossom forest one after the other, like weasels stealing chickens, Li Wencai hid behind a peach tree and commanded to the big head and the second fat: "The goal of the two of you is Tang Caizi's acre of cabbage, I will find out if there is anything else to eat, and when we return with a full load, the big boss will make chicken stewed cabbage for the brothers with his own hands." ”

The big head and the second fat said worriedly: "If we are caught by Tang Caizi, will we be kicked out of the academy, and as scholars, we will actually steal, which is unethical." ”

"You scholars, all day long thinking about those useless, can reputation be eaten, I am a talented man in ten miles and eight villages, I also take the lead in stealing, not to mention you, well, I said it wrong, not to steal but to borrow, I emphasize again that we are borrowing, you don't know that there is a revolutionary team called Balu, they don't take a stitch from the people, but when it comes to the war, the people will take rice and noodles and give them to the revolutionary army, this Tang genius does not say that he will send us rice and noodles, but also prevent us from making a revolution, so it is necessary to steal him."

The big head and the second fat nodded frequently after hearing this, although they didn't know that there was an army called Balu, but Li Wencai was right, Tang Caizi's negative attitude towards the revolution made people very angry, so stealing his chickens and stealing his vegetables was considered as punishment.

"Let's get moving." Li Wencai gave an order, and the big head and the second fat took two hemp bags and ran into the vegetable garden in three or two steps, frantically stealing vegetables.

Li Wencai tiptoed to Tang Caizi's small nunnery, hiding under the window and eavesdropping on the movements inside, only to hear a sound of rustling inside, and then Tang Caizi's surprised voice came: "My Xiangxiang, I really didn't expect yours to be so big, I thought that Yi Xiangli's fawn was big enough, it seems that as the saying goes, a mountain is higher than the above." ”

"Hmph, you old whore, don't think I don't know anything, Li Wencai told me, you often mess with flowers and grass outside, and you go to the Qinglou to drink flower wine, is there such a thing?"

"Oh lady, my ears are about to be twisted off by you, hurry up and let go, that Li Wencai is talking nonsense all day long, treacherous, and blackmailing me several times, such a broken scoundrel, how can you believe his words."

"Hmph, I knew you were so attentive, why did I have to break with my father, just to stay with you, it seems that I was blind."

"Don't say such angry words, lady, although I am distracted, but that was before, in the days without you, how empty and lonely my heart was, now it's different, I've never been to Yi Citron again, I only have you in my heart."

Li Wencai heard Tang Caizi's sensational and shameless love words outside, and he unconsciously despised it, literati are different, and they are so elegant when they talk about flesh and numbness, it seems that it is still necessary to learn cultural knowledge.

Li Wencai glanced at Tang Caizi's backyard, only to see that there was a chicken pen surrounded by a fence behind it, and several fat and tender Luhua chickens in it were looking at Li Wencai vigilantly.

"Haha, I finally found it, such a fat chicken is enough for the brothers to eat." Li Wencai rubbed his hands and jumped into the chicken pen, opening his arms to be a tiger pounced.

After a burst of chickens and dogs, Li Wencai crawled in the chicken pen, with a few chicken feathers on his mouth, looking very embarrassed.

"Damn, I have to let Lao Tzu use a trick, right?" Li Wencai got up from the ground, stuck the paper umbrella towards the back of his neck, half-squatted and began to chase and intercept, and after scattering chicken feathers, Li Wencai finally succeeded in capturing two Luhua chickens, Li Wencai held one in one hand and showed a triumphant smile, but when Li Wencai stood up, the smile slowly became difficult to see.

"I thought it was a weasel stealing chickens, but I didn't expect it to be you, and only you can get rid of this kind of theft, and only you are so shameless and impatient to do this kind of thing, you are simply a disgrace to the face of the reader." Tang Caizi didn't know when he was already standing outside the fence, still holding a big stick in his hand, crossing his waist with his hand, and looking at Li Wencai with great disdain.

"Hehe, what, don't say it so terrifying, I'm just here to visit Mr. Tang, and I'll just take two chickens by the way." Li Wencai was covered in chicken feathers, and said to Tang Caizi with a smirk.

"Hmph, I heard that you took the lead in fighting the thieves, although I don't advocate this, but I didn't intervene, I didn't expect you to come to me to steal chickens."

"What, don't be angry with Tang Caizi, when the students came just now, I overheard Mr. Tang say something 'A mountain is higher than the above, I only have you in my heart', if it spreads, I don't know how the scholars will react."

"You...... You little bastard, you eavesdropping......"

Li Wencai grabbed the chicken with both hands, straightened his chest, and said seriously: "Don't you, you still owe me a few paintings, when will you pay it back?" ”

Tang Caizi was caressed by Li Wencai's chest angrily, this kid stole chickens, and he was so confident to paint with himself, seeing that he didn't kill such a shameless bastard, Tang Caizi didn't say a word, he raised his stick and was about to beat, but Li Wencai looked up and said in surprise: "Sister Xiangxiang, why did you fly to the sky." ”

Tang Caizi was startled, and immediately looked up, only to see that the sky was blue like a play, white clouds were drifting, where was the shadow of Qiu Xiang, I didn't find it after looking for a long time, and he said to himself: "Where is Xiangxiang, why didn't I see it." ”

After Tang Caizi finished speaking, he looked down and saw that Li Wencai was running faster than rabbits with two fat chickens.

Running to the front yard, Li Wencai walked like flying, and the two chickens in his hands were so frightened that he cooed, at this time, the big head and the second fat had already made two sacks of cabbage to carry with Li Wencai, and the three of them carried two chickens in one hand and two carried hemp bags, which was no different from bandits.

Tang Caizi looked at the scene in front of him, threw away the big wooden stick in his hand, sat on the ground and wailed: "Sad, sad, I am a Xie Yuan, and I actually taught such a group of disciples, no different from bandits, it is really unfortunate for the master."

Li Wencai took the big head and the second fat all the way back to the place where the students stayed in the back mountain, and saw that the two fat chickens in his hand had been pinched by Li Wencai and were dying, so he ordered the big head and the second fat to quickly kill the chickens and wash the vegetables, and cook on the fire.

This time stole Tang Caizi's chicken made Li Wencai feel very good, there is Tang Caizi's fat meat, and I am afraid that the brothers will not be able to eat meat, and then steal two chickens and stew them every other day, which is also very good, after finishing the matter, Li Wencai quietly came to Yuxiang's room, gently pushed open the door, Li Wencai poked out half of his head and glanced in, only to see Yuxiang sitting behind the strings in a daze, Yuxiang pressed on the strings but did not play, and Yuxiang's white and tender face was also hanging with tears at the moment.

Li Wencai didn't know what sad past Yuxiang sounded, so he pushed the door in and asked softly: "Why is Yuxiang crying, you can tell my brother, maybe I can enlighten you." ”

Yuxiang's long eyelashes were raised upward, and when she saw Li Wencai walking in, she hurriedly said: "Childe is here, just now Yuxiang just felt nostalgic for her life experience, and before she knew it, she burst into tears and let Childe see the joke." ”

"That's what I said, your crying looks very good, I wish you cried a few more times, hey, in fact, I understand your mood very well, as a Qinglou woman, receiving different men every day, it's okay to be handsome, if it's an old man with a scumbag beard, it's even more uncomfortable than being arched by a pig, if I'm you, I really can't make a living, just hang up the white silk and hang it." Li Wencai walked up to Yuxiang and comforted him kindly.

Yuxiang glanced at Li Wencai and said: "Does the son look down on the women in the Qinglou, if it is like you, then the girls in the painting boat should be hanged." ”

"How is this possible, I wish you were alive and well, you know why I took my brothers to attack the deserters, I just can't bear to see these beautiful girls being ruined by the deserters, if these girls are gone, what is the point of my life."

Yuxiang listened to Li Wencai's words, and laughed out loud, listening to this person's words, although he did not have the appearance of an elegant scholar, but he was very humorous, Yuxiang was actually amused by Li Wencai, and said shyly: "Don't think about the painting boat so badly, although I grew up in the painting boat since I was a child, and I am now sixteen years old, I have always been a performer and not a person, and I have never been touched by a man." ”

"Damn, what you said is true, after a long time, it turns out that you are still a fledgling." Li Wencai's eyes were waiting for the boss, and he screamed in surprise.

This book was first published in Reading Books