A group of scholars standing outside the door began to discuss, how could the big boss bring back a Qinglou woman from the war, this world is really big, but now it is really a hornet's nest, those deserters have been completely enraged, so it is a matter of time before the mountain is attacked, and the big boss is like no one, lying in the room for a long time and not coming out.

While everyone was talking, the thin man ran back from the mountain path quickly, and before he had time to wipe the sweat off his head, the thin man stammered, "No...... It's not good, those deserters are going to attack the mountains again, what should we do now? ”

Everyone was shocked, if those deserters were allowed to attack the mountain, these scholars would be powerless, how to confront the enemy, they would be wiped out in an instant, and such important matters would have to be decided by the masters.

Zhang Xiaowu glanced at the thin man and said, "The big boss is in the room, you go and tell him about the situation." ”

The thin man didn't say a word and headed for the room.

At this time, Li Dashao was lying on the bed, with a lewd face. Swinging expression, there was a humming sound of enjoyment in his mouth, and Yuxiang was kneeling beside Li Wencai, her hands gently pressing on Li Wencai's back.

"Very good, that's it, this Thai massage technique has been cultivated to the fullest, even if it is a fairy, it can die happily, Xiangxiang's comprehension is very high, and he has mastered the essentials so quickly." Li Wencai groaned. groaning and admiring.

Yuxiang's little hands were a little sore, so she asked, "Childe, can this Thai massage really relieve the pain in your buttocks?" ”

"Of course, don't you see that I'm enjoying it now, if Xiangxiang pressed it for me like this every day, it would be wonderful." Li Wencai said with a look of enjoyment, and then seemed to think of something, and said with an even more wonderful expression: "What, when you learn this Thai massage technique, my brother will teach you a Japanese-style full-body water massage." ”

"What is a full body bath massage?" Yuxiang bit her soft red lips and asked puzzled.

"Haha, this is even more amazing, that is, massaging all parts of a woman's body, that feeling is unbearable." Li Wencai still looks half in pain now, and when he mentions the Japanese-style full-body washing massage, it is a trivial mess.

Just as Li Wencai licked his tongue and stretched out his lustful hand to touch Yuxiang's round ass balls, the door was pushed open with a bang, and the thin man ran in very unexpectedly.

Li Wencai was swept away, he was angry, he jumped up from the bed as soon as he got up, and the thin man was a flying foot, and then he slapped the ground a few times, and shouted angrily: "You fuck, why are you so unqualified, you read all the books to the dog's stomach, and you don't know to knock on the door when you enter the door, don't you see the big boss recuperating from his injuries?" ”

The thin man lay on the ground, with a bitter expression, who he had provoked, so he said with a bitter face: "The big boss, the military situation is urgent, and now the eyebrows are burning, and there is no time to knock on the door." ”

"What military situation, hurry up."

"The deserters are going to attack the mountain."

When Li Wencai heard this, he slapped the thin man again and shouted, "You damn it, why didn't you say it earlier." ”

The thin man pursed his lips aggrievedly, and almost cried, but he wanted to say it earlier, who knew that the big boss would be beaten up, and he would beat his nose and face swollen, and find someone to reason.

Li Wencai didn't have time to put on his clothes, he ran out shirtless, and when he saw that everyone was standing outside the door, he said loudly: "Brothers, we won the battle before, wiped out most of the enemy's forces, and now these small fish and shrimp can't make big waves, and now the enemy is going to attack the mountain, how do you say to deal with it?" ”

"Now there are more than 100 deserters, but our number is still too small, if we face the enemy head-on, I don't think the chance of victory is great." Zhang Xiaowu frowned and analyzed.

When Li Wencai heard this, he nodded and said: "What Xiao Wu said is very right, I resolutely do not advocate facing the enemy head-on, we are scholars, and fighting is not by brute force, but by brains, so it is necessary for us to carry out a guerrilla war next, and we must use favorable terrain to fight a protracted war." ”

"What is guerrilla warfare and what is protracted warfare?" An old scholar politely asked for advice.

"The so-called guerrilla warfare is to wander and fight the enemy, we are very familiar with Yue Lu Mountain, and the enemy is different, they are not familiar with the terrain here, so we have the advantage, and we have logistics support, do not worry about food and drink, it doesn't matter if you consume ten days and half a month, so it is conducive to carrying out a protracted war, the enemy chases us, we don't care about them, let's run, while running to fight them, they are resting, we will harass them, if they chase again, we still don't care about them, let's run again, This is the essence of guerrilla warfare. Li Wencai was shirtless and embraced fierce guerrilla warfare.

Everyone listened and nodded frequently, the big boss is really a wizard of war, and he can think of such shameless tactics, which is really extraordinary.

Li Wencai deployed a specific battle plan, and then ordered everyone to put on a cyan coat, and smeared with tree sap on their faces, and wore a straw hat on their heads. I will prepare sufficient food and grass for you in the rear. ”

"Big head, two fat, you two are too fat for guerrilla warfare, more suitable for cooking on the fire, you two stay to cook for everyone." Li Wencai looked at everyone carefully and called out the two fatter scholars.

The rest of the people set off according to Li Wencai's instructions, and Li Wencai returned to the room and began to train Yuxiang to practice Thai massage techniques.

The battle of the dung pit was a great success under the wise leadership of Li Wencai, the deserters who fell into the dung pit suffered countless casualties, the force was reduced by half, and even the leader did not survive, so the remaining 100 deserters were much more cautious than before, these unknown people are really scheming, they do not face the enemy head-on at all, but use such insidious means, these deserters have fought countless on the battlefield, if it is talked about the battle of real swords and guns, it is not ambiguous at all, who knows that it can meet such a team, it is really eight lifetimes of mold.

However, the deserters were not reconciled, so they took a short rest, sorted out the formation, and began to attack the mountain along the steep wall of Yuelu Mountain, scraped the shameless big boss alive, and climbed halfway up the mountain, the deserters only heard the sound of rustling in the grass, but when they looked closely, where there was half a figure, and when they were uncertain, suddenly a row of people in cloaks came out of the grass, which frightened the deserters, and thought that they had encountered wild people in the mountains and forests, and they were dressed like this, The scholars dressed as straw figures stood up, took out the broken gongs and struck them a few times, and then ran away.

The deserters were in hot pursuit, and at this time a row of straw men appeared behind them, holding spears and shooting indiscriminately, and the deserters lost a lot, and the angry deserters shouted and chased all over the mountains, but they still found nothing, and they fought several times like this, but they found nothing, and what was even more infuriating was that those straw men disappeared without a trace.

After a day of fighting, everyone was very tired, and the deserters lost more than a dozen brothers, so in the evening, the deserters set up camp on the spot and began to make a fire to cook, and all the sergeants leaned on the big trees to nourish their spirits.

Seeing the rice in the pot stove coming out of the heart, the deserters were ready to eat and sleep well, and then attack the mountain tomorrow, and at this moment, a row of straw men appeared in the darkness, holding the broken gong and knocking it randomly, those deserters picked up the long knife and chased it, but before they ran a few meters away, they only heard a swishing sound behind them, and the deserters' pot stoves were all smashed by stones, and the porridge was spilled on the ground, and then those straw men hula disappeared again.

The deserters stood in stride, feeling the urge to cry.

The big head and the second fat wiped the sweat from their foreheads and came to the door of Li Wencai's room, knocked on the door very politely and said, "Big boss, the meal is ready, hurry up and come out to eat." ”

"Wait a minute, wait until I finish listening to Miss Yuxiang's song before eating."

The big head and the second fat glanced at each other, and quietly retreated, this battle is the most comfortable for the big boss, more casual than his mother's kiln, dozens of people eat, but the big head and the second fat are busy, the brothers are not much rations on the mountain, this matter still needs to be found by the big boss.

After a song of mountains and flowing water, Li Wencai stretched his waist and sat up from the bed beautifully, it was a good decision to sacrifice his life to save Yuxiang, you can still enjoy beautiful women, listen to music, and enjoy beautiful massages, how pleasant it is.

When Li Wencai came out of the room, he saw a group of people running over in the dark, it turned out that the guerrillas had returned, and he saw that everyone was in a state of exhaustion, sitting on the ground and panting, Li Wencai happily ran over and said, "How are the results?" ”

"It is estimated that the enemy is worse than us, their stoves were smashed by us, and we killed more than a dozen enemies."

"Very good, I have already made a meal for everyone, everyone is full, and tomorrow we will continue to fight guerrillas, and according to the current situation, the enemy will soon be unable to hold on."

Everyone stood up one after another, and when the big head and the second fat brought the food, everyone devoured it, they had never eaten such a fragrant meal in their lives, but Li Wencai looked at the food brought up by the big head and the second fat, and asked very angrily: "Did you two embezzle all the silver, our reserve grain is so bad, we don't even have meat, and the brothers still have to fight, how can this work?" ”

Ertou and Erfat hurriedly waved their hands and said: "Absolutely not, there is only so much on the mountain, and part of the grain is kept by Tang Caizi, and we have no choice." ”

"I see." Li Wencai fanned his fan, rolled his eyes and said: "For the brothers to have the strength to fight, as a big boss, I will definitely find a way to let everyone eat meat and drink, you can rest assured." ”

This book comes from reading books