Chapter 98: 'Eye Skills'
Coming out of the armory, Wu Kai saw that Han Tao was almost awake, so he mentioned to him that he wanted to find a few hot Qinglou women to perform sumo wrestling on the Shangyuan Festival. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Han Tao is extremely enthusiastic about this, patting his chest and guaranteeing to find a few that make people drool at first sight, Huan Feiyan is thin, plump and exquisite, ensuring that there is no shortage of various styles!
However, he also said with some concern that the appearance fee of these red card ladies is not low, let alone showing their backs in front of thousands of people.
"You don't have to worry about this, my brother can still afford the silver of 1,800 taels!"
Wu Kai waved his hand in a dry manner, and he looked like an uncle who was not bad for money.
It's not enough to rely on rumors to attract 'traffic' at this Shangyuan Lantern Festival, but it still has to be real - after all, the stage play has not been tested by the market, and it is not clear whether it can be popular, so this women's sumo wrestling, as another highlight, must not be sloppy.
"That's right."
Wu Kai remembered that he still needed a few suitable actors for the stage play, so he hurriedly said: "Choose a few more good acting skills, and I will use them when the time comes." ”
"Eye skills?"
Han Tao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then put on a lewd appearance of lust and soul teaching, rubbed his hands and smiled: "Brother-in-law, this hand skill, foot skill, chest skill, and ventriloquist have all been personally experienced, but I don't know what kind of tricks this 'eye skill' is?" Is it hard to poke in the eye? ”
Speaking of this, he imagined some pictures in his mind that could not be described, and couldn't help frowning again: "This power is not easy to master, if you stab it hard, won't you stab your eyes?" Besides, the eyelids are so thin, they can't cover it! ”
Wu Kai: "......"
This guy is simply a demon king!
Crying and laughing, he explained to him what 'acting' was, and Han Tao suddenly realized it, and said: "Ao, I understand, brother-in-law, you are looking for the kind of little who talks about people and ghosts, don't worry, there are so many such goods in the Qinglou!" ”
Wu Kai: "......"
Well, he's actually right, at least there's never been a shortage of such little in the entertainment industry.
Besides, Wu Kai is looking for Qinglou women, he just wants them to play some supporting roles, the real heroine, he plans to let Ximen Xiu play - this chick is under Pang Chunmei's tutelage, and her 'acting skills' are quite passable, even if she is a little immature, she will cover up the past with makeup and special effects.
As for the other male roles, of course, they will play their own people first, but it is really not good, and then select a few suitable ones from the subordinates of the Metropolitan Prison Mansion, that is.
There was nothing to say all the way, and when they returned to the capital prison, Wu Song and Wu Jingui had already drunk again, this cold winter, the two of them sat on the couch, only lit a brazier by their side, and they were still drinking sweaty, with chest leakage.
The bluffed Wu Kai and Han Tao hurriedly picked up their clothes, so that they could put them back on Wu Jingui - Wu Song's body looks like a monster, but it's nothing, Wu Jingui is over fifty years old, and he is a half-cut person in the Song Dynasty, how can he stand such a toss?
"Virtuous son-in-law, virtuous son-in-law!"
Wu Jingui staggered, and the bear's paw seemed to be like a paw to Wu Kai's shoulder, and he said, "I...... I told Brother Wu Songxian that this year's New Year will be ...... Only...... It's right here for me! No...... Don't go back to the Yang Valley of Nalaoshzi! ”
Get~
This generation is messed up!
However, the proposal to celebrate the New Year in Dongping Mansion is worth considering, after all, the Shangyuan Lantern Festival is coming in 20 days, and Wu Kai has to preside over Zhang Luo, and it is really a little late to go back for the New Year.
So Wu Kai agreed: "Okay, okay, even if you keep talking, come, I'll help you go back to the backyard to rest, and let's drink a few more jars when you're full of spirits!" ”
"Yes, drink! Good...... Wine! ”
Helped the drunken Wu Jingui back to the backyard and handed him over to his mother-in-law, and when Wu Kai returned to the front hall, he heard Han Tao screaming inside.
After taking a few steps to enter the door, I saw Wu Song riding on Han Tao's back, gulping 'Buddha jumping over the wall', and more than a dozen servants around remembered that they were turning around, and they couldn't stop it.
But it turned out that after Wu Kai left, Han Tao stepped forward to persuade a few words, but he didn't want to annoy the drunken Wu Song, so he pulled him over and sat down under him.
Han Tao is nicknamed the Hundred Victory General, and a few strong men can't hold him on weekdays, but where is Wu Erlang's opponent?
After struggling for a long time, I couldn't escape!
Seeing that Han Tao was about to foam at the mouth, Wu Kai hurriedly stepped forward to separate everyone, grabbed Wu Song's neck, and said angrily: "What kind of drunken madness are you kid, hurry up and get out of my way!" ”
But where can he pull Wu Song?
I saw Wu Song sitting on Han Tao's back without moving, shaking his body, and said with a big tongue: "Brother...... My brother came just in time, come and ...... me I'd like to have a few drinks! ”
Depend on~
It seems that from tomorrow onwards, this guy must be given a ban on alcohol, otherwise he will have to drink to death sooner or later!
Wu Kai thought about it, picked up the wine jar, put it on the opposite side of the soft collapse, then took the wine bowl and drank it cleanly, returned it to Wu Song, and said, "Go, bring me another bowl!" ”
"Good...... Okay! ”
This time, Wu Song was very obedient, staggered up, and walked towards the wine jar.
Wu Kai hurriedly took the opportunity to help Han Tao up, and said with concern: "Brother, you are not injured, are you?" As soon as this Erlang gets drunk, he looks like a madman, don't mind in front of me, when he wakes up, I will teach him a lesson for you! ”
"Ahem...... Ahem......"
Han Tao coughed dryly, but he hurriedly waved his hand, and without waiting for a breath, he praised sincerely: "Some little things, why worry about them?" Brother Wu Song is really born with divine power, but it's a pity that Dong Ping has been beheaded to show the public, otherwise he would have let him see how powerful Second Brother Wu is. ”
Seeing that this guy was not the slightest dissatisfied, but had a look of admiration on his face, Wu Kai relieved himself - this martial arts practitioner is more refreshing than the sour ones, and he also knows how to respect the strong more.
"Brother-in-law."
Han Tao finally recovered, looked at Wu Song, who was drinking heavily, smacked his lips and said: "Uncle and Brother Wu Song are afraid that they won't be able to sober up for a while, so let's go and invite Yuelou to take a turn, shout out those red card fans and look at them one by one, this sumo wrestler and that actor, maybe it will be decided directly." ”
Wu Kai looked up and saw that it was almost evening, and it was too late to do anything else at this time, but it was a good time to go to the Qinglou.
It's just that......
As soon as I took my wife to live in my parents' house, I went to visit the Qinglou, isn't it a bit too much?
"We're not going to spend the night, we'll be back before the hour." Han Tao said, and added: "What, is my brother-in-law still afraid of internal problems?" ”
"!"
Wu Kai suddenly made up his mind, snapped his fingers, and said, "Let's go, I'll cover all the expenses tonight!" ”