Chapter 99: Takejiro tries out female sumo

On the twenty-seventh day of the lunar month, the cold wind is fierce, and the fine snow is drifting. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

However, in an empty courtyard on the west side of the Metropolitan Prison's Mansion, the heat was risingβ€”only because in the center of the clearing, a large fire kang was newly erected that was a foot long and wide, and more than a foot high.

At this time, the stove in the audience was booming, but Wu Song on the stage was tightly locked, so he heard him say in a deep voice: "Hands apart, shoulder-width apart, knees bent, center of gravity down, and then ...... You mother-in-law, how many times have I said that shifting the center of gravity down is not for you to sit down! ”

He stared at the man in front of him viciously, his teeth clucking, and his iron fists clenched.

The county lieutenant who was beaten was so angry, it was the ferocious bandit, I was afraid that he would tremble and panic - but that person didn't seem to feel the slightest danger under Wu Song's nose!

Stretched out his hand and rubbed it on his buttocks a few times, pouted his red and beautiful mouth, and complained in a coquettish voice: "Lord County Lieutenant, the slave didn't mean it, after training for a long time, the slave's legs are numb, I don't believe you touch it!" ”

As he spoke, a long leg stretched out neatly, the lotus-like little feet gently scratched on Wu Song's calves, and the five toes beat on the strong muscles in a very rhythmic manner, and a silent song of 'Phoenix Seeking Phoenix' was played.

It's a pity that Wu Song doesn't understand the 'rhythm', and he can't appreciate the beauty of this 'tune', but hurriedly takes half a step back, his face is as red as blood, and he said angrily: "What are you doing?!" How long have you been practicing? When I used to practice martial arts, a squatting horse was an hour, and I never complained like you! ”

said that the day before yesterday, Wu Kai brought him over and announced a ban on alcohol in person, prohibiting him from drinking privately before and after the New Year's Festival.

This can make Wu Erlang anxious, guarding the wine but not letting him drink, it is better to kill him with a knife!

So Wu Song said so much that he even used the means of being coquettish when he was a child, and finally let Wu Kai relent, saying that as long as he could help him temporarily train a group of people and learn the basic movements of wrestling.

Hearing that he only needed to train to the level of showmanship, Wu Songdang even agreed to come down - he thought that he had only spent an hour at the beginning, no matter how stupid the professor's newcomer was, one morning would be enough, right?

However, early this morning, when he saw those 'students', Erlang was dumbfounded, only to see that these warblers and Yanyan, with heavy makeup and light makeup, and charming eyes, were actually a full ten Qinglou women!

Only then did Wu Song know that he had fallen into the hands of his brother, but it was too late to regret it, so he could only take them to the kang that had just come out of the work, and began to teach the basic movements of wrestling on the kang...... Ahh

At first, it was nothing, but I learned that the person in front of me was the famous Captain Wu Erlang of Tiger County, and a few fans were surprised and happy, loved and afraid, and they could barely do it for a while.

However, how can this hardship of martial arts practice be endured by a group of women who are lazy and hard-working?

It didn't take long for everyone to complain!

Coupled with the fact that they were all human spirits, it was soon discovered that although Wu Song was vicious on the surface, he was actually a little unable to let go of his hands and feet-this can be seen from the fact that Erlang never had any physical contact when he instructed them.

Especially the second sister You who stretched out her legs and hooked up in front of her, she had already seen that Wu Song was a junior brother, but how could she care about going to school for a while? All I thought about was how to 'eat' this heroic county lieutenant for the first time!

At this time, seeing that although Wu Song's face was full of anger, he hurriedly retreated half a step, and the women felt more confident in their hearts, so they made a coquettish voice together:

"The county lieutenant laughed, how can we little women compare with you?"

"yes, yes, besides, when you squat, you don't have these two lumps of soft flesh on your chest, right?"

"Lord County Lieutenant, if you come over and help the slaves hold them, the slaves will be able to stand firm!"

"Adult ......"

When they were practicing martial arts, these women wilted like frost hitting eggplants, which caused men, but they were all energetic!

They were originally selected by Han Tao and Wu Kai 'with their own hands', all of them are S-shaped figures, and they are extremely simple and close-fitting in order to practice sumo, and now they will use the means to charm men, and they will suddenly be full of spring.

And Wu Song stood helplessly in the middle of this group of women, like a Tang monk who had strayed into the Pansi Cave!

"You...... You guys! ”

But Erlang is not a Tang monk after all, and he is not so frightened that he closes his eyes and recites the scriptures, he gritted his teeth, raised his fist the size of a casserole, and said: "If you dare to tease me again, I will ......."

But his bluff deceived others, but he couldn't fool this group of fans who observe words and emotions all day long.

"Your Excellency!"

Without waiting to finish speaking, Second Sister You got up from the ground, threw herself into Wu Song's arms unrelentingly, and said with a wail in her mouth: "The slave was originally a woman from a good family, but now she has fallen into dust, and she doesn't want to live anymore, and if she can be buried in the hands of a hero like an adult, it is worth dying." ”

If he was drunk, Wu Erlang was afraid that he would do something like burning the piano and boiling cranes and cows chewing peonies, but when he was sober, he still had some pity for the jade.

In addition, he is a junior brother, even if he has been teased by Li Bei'er a few times, he has tasted it through thick clothes, so he has ever encountered such a 'provocation' of Chiguoguo?

In a panic, he was hit by the woman with her chest, and she took four or five steps back, and almost fell into the ring!

Seeing him so embarrassed, the women laughed together:

"Giggle...... Second Sister You, didn't you hide a pair of heavy hammers in your clothes, how could you even be beaten backwards by you? ”

"Yes, I heard that the county lieutenant can even kill that eye-catching tiger, but I didn't expect it to be planted in the hands of the second sister today."

"Giggles, but you don't know, the tiger on Jingyang Gang is a male, how can it be compared with a tigress like the second sister?"

Second Sister You was even more proud, pushed a few steps forward with her chest straight, and said with a smile: "Where did the adults hurt?" Do you want to find a clean place, slave to help you take care of it. ”

As he spoke, he wanted to step forward and pull Wu Song away.

Seeing that she was going to eat alone, but the other fans stopped drying, they clamored again: "Second sister, what are you looking for?" Why don't you learn the scene of 'fighting the tiger' with the adults, so that the sisters can see and understand! ”

"Yes, yes! My lord is so majestic and mighty, if you tigress can't bear it, a few of us can lend a hand. ”

"Phew~ Why did you let her taste the soup? In terms of appearance and figure, how can I be my little phoenix to come out on top! ”

"Just you? I'm not afraid to make the county lieutenant laugh off his big teeth! My lord, I'm the ......."

"My ......, my lord"

Those women were noisy, so they rushed up to surround Wu Song, some pulled and pulled, some threw themselves into their arms, and more of them were touching their hands and feet, and their mouths praised Wu Song's muscles and tendons.

"You ...... Stop! Again, I'm ...... I'm going to be annoyed! ”

Wu Song struggled and scolded a few times, but he was obviously a little lacking in qi, and he was about to struggle, but he was numb by the soft flesh of his hands and legs, except between his legs, there was no place to get hard.

Seeing that Wu Erlang I's fame was about to be ruined in this fat powder array, I suddenly heard someone laugh and said: "Yo~ This is quite lively, I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to adapt to it just now, but now looking at it, it seems like a fish in water." ”

As soon as Erlang heard this voice, he seemed to have seen a savior, and hurriedly shouted at the top of his voice: "Brother! Brother save me! ”