Episode 163

I didn't expect the sea snakes to be so serious and crazy as fans, ****** just listen to it at the beach, it's also addicted to his grandmother's listening, and he wants to come to my house to listen to it. As far as the eye can see, the black shadow in the distance is winding, and countless sea snakes are coming, such a momentum, I'm afraid the Yoga Zombie King will not dare to launch a general attack, right?

Without the summoning of the zombie king, the Indian three dumplings all over the street were lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, the sea snakes were rampant, and soon crawled over, and the black pressure pressed a large area, it seems that there are not a hundred but eighty, I look at the scalp fried, seeing that those sea snakes are only one street away from us, I think what can I do this time? It's definitely not okay to fight hard, we can't necessarily deal with a sea snake, let alone this whole group?

But I can't back down and run away, and if these survivors in India see their 25 living Buddhas being beaten by the sea snake and flee, then the little prestige I have gained for nothing will soon be in vain. We could pat ourselves on the ass and walk away, but there is no hope for the rest of the Indian survivors.

What to do, what to do? I involuntarily reached out to touch my bone flute, but I knew clearly in my heart that this thing could only stabilize the sea snake from going crazy, and could not completely solve the problem...... What if they don't leave? Am I going to blow it 24 hours a day? How many days can I survive in that case? Some snakes can sustain life for up to half a year with a full meal, how can I rely on them?

I couldn't help but tremble as I grabbed my fingers, and I quickly adjusted my mood, thinking that I must not break the bone flute again at this time. It was easy to calm down, the sea snakes had already crawled over another half a block, and at that moment, I suddenly thought: Lady Sandra can't just know the song of summoning snakes, she must also know the method of expelling snakes, otherwise how will it end up if she summons a large group of snakes around her?

Thinking of this, he didn't dare to hesitate anymore, turned around and shouted at Jian Tianhan: "Xiaojian, send a telegram to Zhengyu immediately, just say ...... Well, let him ask Lady Sandra at once what the method of expelling the sea serpent is. Now the situation on our side is very urgent, and it is all thanks to the experience of Lady Sandra to save her life, and we have stepped up. ”

Not to mention that Jian Tianhan's side began to send an urgent report, I had already picked up the bone flute, and was about to start playing when the sea snake crawled closer. Squinting around, the survivors who were originally standing on the roofs of each building had already withdrawn into the building, and some bold guys were lying on the roof of the building, wanting to see how the two hundred and five living Buddhas subdued the demons.

Before the sea snakes could climb under our building, there was a sudden howl of the Yoga Zombie King. Under this order, the zongzi all over the street came to life, and for a while, the crowd was crowded, and the sea snakes were immediately surrounded, and both sides immediately started to fight.

I exhaled secretly, thinking to myself that I really have to thank that yoga zombie king for this, if it weren't for him, we would be in trouble today. Seeing that although the zongzi did not take any advantage, after all, there were many people, although the sea snakes were brave, in the end, they were played by shrimp in the shallow water of the dragon, and the tiger was bullied by the dogs in Pingyang, and they were also beaten by the zongzi.

Zhengyu's telegram soon came back, saying that Lady Sandra was angry and wanted me to return the bone flute, and that she would not tell us about the method of expelling the snakes. Mrs. Sandra also said that you Chinese are big liars and stinky hooligans, and even steal the old woman's things, which is simply shameless and smelly.

As soon as I heard it, I was furious, and shouted to Jian Tianhan: "Listen to the old witch's crooked nonsense, we are not only democracy, our policy is people's democracy, if the old witch doesn't know each other again, Lao Tzu will be **** to her, let her know what the end is when she is the enemy of the people." ”

Jian Tianhan sent my words by telegram, and after a while, Zhengyu called back, saying that the old witch would rather die than cooperate. As soon as I heard this, I burst into a rage, and asked Xiaojian to issue an ultimatum: "Zhengyu, now I order you in the name of the headquarters of Forto: Before the sun rises tomorrow morning, you must bring Lady Sandra to Mumbai, India, and Lao Tzu will pluck out all the hair on the old witch's body with his own hands, and then throw it into the sea to feed the sea dragon." If you can't do it, I'll **** you kid together. ”

Jian Tianhan finished sending the telegram ticking, and then said hesitantly: "Lao Hua, this is not good, Zhengyu didn't make any big mistakes...... I twisted my head to the side and didn't look at him.

The battle between the sea snake and the zongzi continues, and it has gradually entered the white-hot level, not only the zongzi are beaten to pieces, but the sea snakes are also mostly bitten flesh and blood. However, the zongzi from all directions continue to gather over, and the sea snakes will definitely not be able to support it if it continues like this.

It didn't take long for Zhengyu to send another telegram, and this time the old witch confessed, saying that the song to expel the snakes was called "Xinkou Huang", which was a unique ancient folk song in Thailand, but Mrs. Sandra was only a rough tone, and she couldn't tell me how to use a stave or something, so she couldn't teach me to play with a telegraph.

After hearing this, I was speechless and silent for a long time before I said to Jian Tianhan: "You send a report to Zhengyu and ask him to apologize to Lady Sandra on my behalf." Let's trouble Zhengyu to send Lady Sandra to Bombay, there are more than 100,000 survivors here, all relying on this ancient song to save their lives. ”

Jung-woo soon sent back a telegram saying that Lady Sandra had agreed to come to Bombay and that they were leaving immediately. This time, the helicopters were simply mobilized together, and the big and small troubles were solved at once. Directly help the survivors in India to set up a base of refuge.

I couldn't help but sigh that in fact, Lady Sandra is not a bad person, although it is a bit inauthentic. Just thinking about how to solve the dilemma in front of him, the telegraph in front of Jian Tianhan ticked again, and after Jian Tianhan recorded it carefully, he handed the telegram to me with a happy face, and said: "Hehe, Lao Hua, luck has come, Brother Jiu sent a telegram, saying that the headquarters intercepted the telegram sent between Zhengyu and us, and already knew the difficulties encountered on our side. So Brother Jiu mobilized all the horses in the headquarters to rummage through the information of the ancient song "Honest Female Yellow", but he didn't expect the robot that Captain Yang brought out from the 010241 base, yes, it was the robot called 3721, and there was a record of this song in its internal memory, but there were only one or two tunes at the beginning. Brother Jiu asked people to pass those tunes in the form of a simple score, hoping to top them for a while. ”

I looked closely, and there was a string of numbers behind the telegram. Lao Hua knew what those numbers were all about, and he was shocked in his heart, and hurriedly put my bone flute to his mouth, and blew it in a good way according to the format of the simple notation shown in the telegram.

In fact, the two sides below have been fighting for a long time, and they are a little unstoppable, and as soon as my bone flute blows, the sea snakes over there suddenly become excited, and they seem to be extremely restless. As soon as I saw that it worked, I was immediately overjoyed, and I blew the tune over and over again, and the sea serpents became more and more uneasy, and when the afterglow of the setting sun fell on the earth for the last time, the sea serpents finally could not bear it anymore and began to flee.

The number of sea snakes is also a lot, plus they can climb to the top of tall buildings, with the help of the terrain to escape, although there are many zongzi, but they can't help them, but in the end they were still killed by more than ten sea snakes. By the time the sun sank completely, the sea snakes had fled without a trace, and the dumplings all over the street also died down, lying in the streets and alleys, and continued to pretend to be dead.

It was getting dark, and Yamantha and a few Indian girls began to eat their meals, and now that we had a big supermarket opposite as a material supply area, life was much better. When the meal is served, the table is filled with a variety of Indian delicacies, which will whet your appetite at first sight.

But to be honest, these meals don't taste very good, and no matter what the meals, there is no one without curry in them. The locals weren't used to the weird spicy taste, and we outsiders weren't really happy about it, especially me.

I looked at Yamantha and said, "Is curry cheap?" How can it be like a waste of effort without spending money? Yamantha immediately said respectfully: "You don't know, we in India, we are in the tropics, because the climate is hot and humid, so people have no appetite for eating. Therefore, the locals use this extremely spicy spice to add to their meals to stimulate people's appetite. ”

Oh, I see, poor third brother and third sister~~.

As soon as I finished dinner, the walkie-talkie hanging on my waist rang, and the dead fat man said loudly and proudly inside: "Old flower, have you eaten?" I had black lines all over my head: "Don't talk nonsense, what's going on with Daddy Singh?" The dead fat man was proud: "I've already talked to Singh Daddy, well, it's a comparison." Now he wants to talk to you directly. ”

I nodded and said, "Okay then, you can give the walkie-talkie to Daddy Singh." "The word Singh is a transliteration, the original meaning is the meaning of the lion, it seems that this Singh father is also a fierce character, in my opinion, the average low-level underworld leader, will have such a nickname.

"Hello, Mr. Flower." Unexpectedly, this Singh father spoke quite politely: "I am Singh, and I am grateful that you Chinese can come to India to help us." "I'm not very happy when I hear it, and my heart says what do you call this? Why do you say what we say? Do you represent India or Mumbai? According to the situation this afternoon, in fact, there are at least one or two thousand idle survivors in Mumbai, and half of the remaining 1,800 people are members of the "Heart of the Sea" cult.

I smiled quietly: "Fortunately, Daddy Singh, please don't be so polite, in the troubled times, each of us is a survivor, and we should help each other as a matter of course." Father Singh groaned over there and said, "It's hard to say, the 'Heart of the Sea' side, colluding with the sea dragons and bullying the survivors, they are all out-and-out scoundrels. "I said to myself, why don't you look in the mirror? You are in the underworld, and you scold others as scoundrels and hooligans, but you are very good at biting back.

Father Singh continued: "I have been told that tomorrow night there will be a sacrifice at the Heart of the Sea...... Hey," Father Singh actually sighed and continued, "Only since the outbreak of the Doomsday Virus, the one-armed man Solal, the leader of the 'Heart of the Sea', has held several human sacrifice ceremonies. Every time they had gathered ten boys and girls, they would hold a meeting to celebrate, and then they would wash the children, tie them up and throw them into the sea, saying that they were gifts to the sea dragons......"

Although I am wary of Daddy Singh, his words still angered me, and these grandchildren of the "Heart of the Sea" are too disagreeable, right? Engaging in human sacrifice has also formed a habit, regularized and normalized, so that if they continue to do it, all the children will die. Once all the children in India are dead, maybe these guys will go to Thailand and China to find the children.

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I asked, "Daddy Singh, what are you going to do?" Father Singh said over there: "Children are the hope of the whole human race," I really didn't expect this sentence to come out of the mouth of a **** big brother, I couldn't help but be stunned, and I listened to Father Singer continue: "We can't just watch Solal and them continue to do nonsense." But Soral also had a few hundred men, several police stations, and some conventional weapons. The people on our side are not sure, so they have been holding still. In the last two days, we have occupied a military garrison in the Mumbai area, found ten tanks, and if you can send helicopters to our aid, you can wipe out the 'heart of the sea' and pull out the fangs of this society in one fell swoop. ”

I immediately agreed: "Okay, Captain Yang is on your side, you can discuss the steps with him, and tomorrow night, while the people of the 'Heart of the Sea' hold a sacrifice event, we will go and kill them all and send them to the Western Heaven." ”

"Hahaha......" Singh Dad laughed heartily over there: "Mr. Hua, I didn't expect you to be a Buddhist, this is really fate." I was stunned and thought to myself, how could he know that I was a Buddhist before he saw my bald head? Naturally, I asked, "How do you know I'm a Buddhist?" Father Singh laughed over there: "Only Buddhists recognize the Western Heavens as Elysium, although many Indians don't know about this anymore, but fortunately I am also a Buddhist." ”

My heart was moved when I heard this, and I hurriedly asked, "Daddy Singh, do you know anyone who knows Sanskrit?" This is a very important matter, please tell us the truth. According to the data provided by 3721, as of 2008, there are only three officials of China's official Association for the Study of Ancient Sanskrit and Ancient Tibetan Language, one of which is an old gentleman of seventy or eighty years old, and one of the remaining two people is more famous, that is, Professor Qian Wenzhong Qian of Fudan University in Shanghai, that is, the good gentleman who spoke about "The Legend of the Western Regions of the Tang Dynasty" in the "Hundred Lectures".

Based on such a situation, according to Professor Qian Wenzhong's own words, usually their research meeting does not need to hold a meeting, and there is no way to hold a meeting, there are only three people, and one of them cannot be present, how can this meeting be held? It's better to sit at home and make phone calls.

"Hundred Lectures" has created a group of cultural celebrities, such as Yu Dan, Yi Zhongtian, Liu Xinwu, Kong Qingdong and so on. Professor Qian Wenzhong is naturally among them, after the show became popular, these cultural celebrities began to do programs from all over the world to conduct interviews and speeches, and only then did the ghost know where Professor Qian went when the doomsday virus broke out, and Professor Qian's hometown is in the south, and it is not our sphere of influence at present, and it is beyond the reach of the whip for the time being.

So I asked Daddy Singh with great hope, hoping that he would provide us with some useful information. Sure enough, I heard Singh Daddy laugh and said: "You have found the right person, in the whole of India, there is only one person who knows ancient Sanskrit, and that is me!" ”

No way! What? Do you know ancient Sanskrit? Now I was happy, I didn't expect things to go so smoothly, I immediately said: "Daddy Singh, we have encountered a very important thing in China, and we urgently need a translator who understands ancient Sanskrit to help, if it is convenient, can you ......" Father Singh agreed without saying anything over there: "No problem, you must help each other to make friends, since you agree to help us eliminate the 'Heart of the Sea', then the matter of the ancient Sanskrit translation is on me, as soon as Solal dies, I will immediately go to China with you." ”

"It's a deal!" I made the final decision. Singh Dad smiled: "Then Captain Yang will stay with me for the night, Mr. Hua, don't worry, I won't treat Captain Yang slowly, in addition to eating and drinking, I must find a few more beautiful girls to accompany me at night, hahahaha......" I laughed embarrassedly and said, "You can do it, just ......" Forget it, what do I care about him doing such a thing? The dead fat man did what he wanted, and he didn't want to **** himself naturally to excuse himself, so why did I bother to stir up the good things of the dead fat man.

So the cooperation was finalized, and everyone said goodbye to each other. The walkie-talkie was handed over to the dead fat man again, and the beautiful big snot bubbles came out, it seems that he already knows that he is going to have a good fortune tonight, once a man reaches a critical moment, there are very few people who do not show their true nature, I told him that it was almost enough, don't get the kidney and liver loss, and I can't explain it when I see the editor C in the future, and the dead fat man can calm down.

After I put away the walkie-talkie, I was silent in a daze, and Ou Xiang asked, "What's wrong?" Isn't that a good thing? It's so easy to find an ancient Sanskrit translation, won't we be able to communicate with Sister Destruction soon? Besides, we didn't use him in vain, his nemesis Solal is still waiting for us to help clean it up. ”

I slowly shook my head, looked up at Cao Yijing, Cao Yijing also shook her head, and said lightly: "I'm afraid things won't be so simple." (To be continued.) )