I just collapsed, Celestial? Are you kidding? I shaved my bald head, and you insist on treating me as a living Buddha, or you can say it reasonably, but what kind of relative is this god? Why did it fit on my head without a sound? When I think of my experience in Thailand, I vaguely feel that I can guess something.

It must be that my act of fiddling with the sea snake is too appalling, otherwise these three brothers and sisters would not be so aggressive. After thinking about this section, the psychological side is less guilty and panicked...... Of course, although Lao Hua is thick-skinned, he is not shameless to the point of really thinking that he is a god. In any case, I can't accept the big gifts of these locals, so I don't say a word, quickly kneel down and return the salute, ping pong kowtow, this time I can't care about English and Chinese, and said directly in English: "Don't get me wrong, don't be like this, everyone ......" His grandmother's, India's physical fitness is relatively poor, and the Indian buildings are really strong enough, and when I knocked down a few heads, my brain was dizzy, and I almost fell to the ground.

In addition to doubling the courtesy, they also kept speaking some local indigenous languages, which we could not understand. The most important thing is that those people speak differently, and they sound at least seven or eight languages. We don't understand anything but look at each other.

It's easy for everyone to stop kowtowing, and I'm so tired that I can't stand up, so I sit on the ground crookedly, not knowing how to communicate well with the third brother and sister. But I saw that the thirty or so Indians on the other side rushed up, stretched out their hands and stroked me all over my body, and even my little brother was not spared.

This is also a ritual in India, a way for commoners to pray for blessings and blessings. But although the third brother and three sisters are all good-looking, with high noses and deep eyes, and have the charm of a Caucasian race, but a pair of big hands and dyeing workers seem to never be clean, I was touched by these sixty or seventy hands for ten minutes, and they were satisfied, and happily withdrew.

They were very respectful, as if I were really a god, and when I first saw them, the deep worry in their eyes was gone, replaced by a look of hope, and it seemed that everyone had regained their courage...... At that moment, I suddenly thought: ******, what kind of god is this, it seems that I still want to be a god...... Although the Mongolian people who pretend to be ghosts are not authentic, but India is such a situation, we must give the people here hope for life, India is also a large population, according to the normal survival rate, there should be at least 100,000 survivors here, in such an era of human suffering, everyone is very important, if we want to breed billions of people in the future, we cannot ignore the existence of these Indians.

I occasionally looked up and took a look, only to see Sun Hongxu and Wu Shuyuan nagging and explaining to those Indians, saying that the old man's character is too bad and he can't be a god, but he annoyed the three brothers and sisters, and more than a dozen people clenched their fists and leaned over, it seemed that they wanted to beat people, I was dizzy.

India is one of the cradles of world religions. To this day, the vast majority of Indians are still religious. Religion is closely related to Indian society, politics, economy and culture, and it is deeply involved in all aspects of the lives of the vast majority of Indians. In India, whether it is a town or a village, a factory or a school, from how old and teenage children to dozens of years old, when they talk to you, they will always ask, "What religion do you believe?" "When you answer that you don't believe in any religion, many people, even young students, are amazed and incredible. In India, it can be said that there are temples everywhere and sacred pools in every village. In some areas, pedestrians passing by a temple stop by a temple, turn around and step into the temple door, raise their hands to strike a few small hanging bronze bells, then place some money in a container, fold their hands, close their eyes, and pray for a moment. After that, we will continue on our way. If you come across another temple in front of you, you will repeat it again. During the day, in temples at crossroads or on the side of the road, there are always many devotees sitting barefoot cross-legged on the ground, listening intently to the priests telling them various mythological stories. Since India is a country where religion is prevalent, religion plays a very important role in people's lives. In the eyes of Indians, religion is of paramount importance, and the belief that there is no life without religion is reflected in all aspects of people's lives. Therefore, people believe in religion and act according to religious teachings. The vast majority of people, from morning to night, from birth to death, every move is associated with religion.

India is a secular country that adheres to secularism. However, religion has a huge impact on its politics. In India, Hinduism, ******, Christianity, Sikhism, Buddhism, Jainism, Zoroastrianism, Judaism...... India is a country with strong religious beliefs, almost no one here is atheist, and you can find all the religions in the world in India.

In such a country, the role of "gods" is huge, and if I really become the "gods" of the Indians, can I say that I have the support of everyone here? India's total population, accounting for one-seventh of all mankind, is the most populous country outside of China, and learning from them requires a new faith, should I be this "god"?

Seeing that Sun Hongxu and Wu Shuyuan were going to be beaten for "slandering" me, a "god", I quickly stood up, stopped the excited third brothers and sisters, and smiled slightly as they learned to be like a Buddha, posed with Guanyin's orchid fingers, and said directly in my half-baked English: "Okay, let's stop making noise, since you have recognized me as a 'god', then I won't hide it anymore......"

Such a statement naturally calmed everyone present, and the third brother and sister were very happy when they saw me admit that they were "gods", as if they had really met a savior. Sun Hongxu and Wu Shuyuan looked at me dumbfounded, with a look of disbelief. I hurriedly glanced at the two of them, Sun Hongxu was an Infernal Affairs in the first half of his life, and immediately understood what I meant, and his little eyes lit up. Wu Shuyuan didn't reflect it, and blurted out a question: "Are you crazy...... " Sun Hongxu pinched his thigh fiercely, and the two boys reflected it, looking at me with tears and laughter, Ou Xiang also led the brothers who were on guard downstairs to the roof of the building, and they were all stunned when they saw such a strange scene in front of them.

Saying that it doesn't feel good to talk nonsense with your eyes open, but it's come to this point, everyone is looking at me, Lao Hua I had to bite the bullet and continue: "Comrades, folks, believers, ......" These opening sentences are really as awkward as his grandmother's, I guess Lao Hua's opening remarks are unprecedented. I bothered my spirit and continued: "The Buddha said: The way of heaven is reincarnated, and calamities come and go. The 500-year catastrophe has struck again, we have suffered terrible losses, and it is only the beginning, far from the end. "I can't speak Chinese this time, but my salted dried fish English is not at all more advanced than Sun Qingman's Spanish machine language, which sounds weird, but although my teammates shook their heads when they heard it, the Indian three brothers and sisters felt very kind to my weird English.

Next, I will tell you about the Buddhist interpretation of the cosmology, the understanding of the outlook on life, and the definition of values...... When I watched "Tianlong Babu", I learned it from the little monk Xuzhu in the book. Buddhism has been passed down in India and China for thousands of years, and the specific theoretical knowledge has been continuously perfected by successive generations of eminent monks and masters. At this time, I sat crookedly on the ground, learning the old monk's preaching, and it was quite a bit of charm, not only did the Indian monks believe it when they heard it, but even the brothers I brought with me lowered their heads one by one, thoughtfully.

Ahem, his grandmother's, as soon as I saw that the emotional foreshadowing was almost over, everyone was completely confused by the Buddhist theories I said, and I immediately began to talk nonsense: "Well, in fact, I am the reincarnation of the Buddha who achieved the immortal golden body 2,500 years ago...... By the way, I am the 250th generation of reincarnated living Buddha...... "Speaking of old flowers, I am also a little too carried away, when it comes to how many generations of this, I really don't know how to divide, when a monk is not allowed to marry a wife, of course, it is impossible to count how many generations according to the birth of a son like ordinary people, I didn't understand it for a while, and I regarded the matter of accepting apprentices as a monk giving birth to a son. Generally speaking, the little monk is only ten years old, and when he reaches the age of twenty, he can almost become a master and accept apprentices, such as the most famous Tang monk. In this way, the so-called generation of monks is only ten years. In fact, the living Buddha is converted according to his lifetime, and I was blinded at the time, which was complete nonsense, hoping that the higher the number would be, the better, indicating that my legitimacy is beyond doubt.

The three people in front of me were dumbfounded when they heard this, and they all nodded: "It turned out to be two hundred and five living Buddhas!" "Grass!

My face was full of embarrassment, and my companions were stiff-faced, and no one laughed, but Jian Tianhan still blew a big snot bubble out of my nose...... I glared at him viciously, and the guy didn't realize it, and let the snot bubble blow bigger and bigger, and finally "snapped" and burst and covered his chin.

Among the local survivors, there was a guy who ran to the edge of the building, I thought he was excited to jump off the building, who knew that he pulled his neck and shouted, and it didn't take long for more than a dozen people to appear on the roof of the opposite building. Those people were apparently hiding in the building opposite. After the people on both sides shouted a few words to each other, the people standing on the roof of the opposite side bowed three times and bowed to each other. Obviously, it was the people here who spread the word about the two hundred and five living Buddhas.

I looked at my companions embarrassedly, everyone was a little dazed, Sun Hongxu hurriedly gave me a look, I understood, walked to the side of the building, and waved to the people over there...... The people over there were obviously driven crazy by the situation, and when they saw me, they not only gave me great gifts, but also burst into tears, asking me for something in all kinds of nonsense, and I stood there with a lot of emotion: these people are so pitiful!

But that wasn't the end of it, and soon things were taking a turn for the worse I didn't expect. The third brother with a loud voice on our side continued to shout, and a male duck third sister in the opposite building also shouted. Soon, there were dozens of people on the roofs of the buildings around us, and there were only a few people on the roof of one building...... Later, countless people, like marathon torchbearers, called the survivors one by one to the roofs where they were hiding. Eventually, I even heard someone shouting over a loudspeaker in the distance...... Such a move even alarmed the dumplings lying on the street and pretending to be dead, and they raised their heads to look at the ecstatic people upstairs, not knowing what new tricks these "food" were doing.

What kind of picture does that look like? The sun was setting in the west, the golden sun was shining on the whole city of Mumbai, from near to far, there were countless people standing on the roofs of one building after another, facing the position where I was standing, bowing three times and bowing loudly, cheering loudly, tears in their eyes, the simple and desperate three brothers and sisters, finally seeing the hope of life, how could they be ecstatic?

The building I was standing on was very tall, and as far as the eye could see, there were few buildings of this height in the city of Mumbai. But I still can't see all the survivors, the city of Mumbai is too big, the most populous city in the world, far from being able to cover it with my eyes. I can't even hear the shouts of some people, I only know that from now on, I am the king of Mumbai, and even vaguely realize that as long as I continue to perform the trick of subduing the sea serpent, I will soon become the king of India, or even the king of the Indian Ocean.

Wow! Now it's developed.

Of course, what I got was not a mountain of gold and silver, on the contrary, I got a group of victims who needed care and help, and looking at the people near and far who regarded me as a savior, the pressure in my heart suddenly increased. Yes, I can't just accept people's bowing, I also have to solve people's practical difficulties, if I learn Shakyamuni, put a clay fetus statue to sit in the temple, and be worshiped by all directions, but I can help make up for anything, then my end will be like the Buddha, and I will soon be spurned by the Indian Asan.

As far as I know, the security factor of our building is still very high, so the two hundred and five living Buddhas immediately ordered the old car to take off in a helicopter to take the survivors who were not safe enough to hide on our side. Sun Hongxu immediately stopped me and said, "Lao Hua, don't mess around, what about so many survivors, how many people can be saved by a helicopter?" Besides, we don't have enough food here, so what should we do if we take it? When everyone starves with you, the 'living Buddha', who will believe you? ”

I touched my nose and thought about it, so I asked, "Then what do you say you should do?" Sun Hongxu was scheming, and immediately said: "Then it doesn't need to be said, of course, I will send someone to deliver food and medicine to everyone immediately, at least I can calm people's hearts." He pointed to a large supermarket not far away and said, "Look, the door of that supermarket is locked, which means that there is not much danger inside. When everyone has something to eat, then find a suitable place to stay, and then find a way to mobilize some medium-sized and heavy helicopters to save people. ”

"Little sword," I shouted back, and my secretary ran over and asked, "Old flower, what's the matter?" I said, "Jian Tianhan, you immediately send a report to Zhengyu and ask him to mobilize a batch of medium-sized and heavy helicopters for us, no less than five...... Tell that little bastard that this is a loan, and I will find the same number of helicopters from the third brother in the future and return it to him. "Of course, Zhengyu will not be so stingy, but I can't help but say these things, I want these Indians to understand what happened. In other words, although I am a living Buddha, I also make up for the fact that I am above 10,000 people under one person, and there are 500 Bodhisattvas and 3,000 Arhats next to me.

Jian Tianhan sent a report to Thailand's Zhengyu, anyway, over the years, India's Ahsan government, because of the influence of the United States and Russia's strategy of suppressing China, has really taken a lot of advantage, not only all kinds of high-end weapons can be purchased casually, but also discounts. In India's army arsenal, you can not only see F15, F16, Bumblebee, Sidewinder, Patriot and other American equipment, but also a larger number of Su-30, MiG-29, M-type missiles, AK47 guns, "Admiral Gorshkov" aircraft carrier and other Russian series of national defense weapons, and even weapons from Britain, France, Germany, Switzerland, South Korea and other countries. It is guaranteed to be more complete than that of the United Nations.

Sun Hongxu said: "Then I will do the matter of collecting food and distributing welfare." "I thought to myself, you should stay by my side honestly and be my advisor, lest I, the two hundred and five living Buddhas, make more trouble. So I said, "Wu Shuyuan, you follow the old car to occupy the big supermarket, and then start distributing food and medicine to the people on the rooftops of each building." Wu Shuyuan agreed, and pulled the old car to board the helicopter together.

After our helicopter took off, I calmed down a little, and I was thinking about studying what to do next with Sun Hongxu, when I saw Cao Yijing slowly walking over, and said hesitantly: "This ...... Old flower, how can I have a strange feeling, as if something big is going to happen......"

I looked at the three brothers and sisters who were still kowtowing to me from near and far, and turned around and smiled bitterly: "Big deal? What else could be a big deal? I have even become a ...... of two hundred and five living Buddhas" Cao Yijing shook his head and said: "No, this time it's not about humans, it seems to be ......" Before Cao Yijing's words were finished, a howl suddenly came from a distance, followed by several howls one after another.

When I listened, my face changed: "I am a grass uncle, it seems that the sea snakes are coming to listen to my tune......" (To be continued. )