The whole class of soldiers woke up, and all sat up in horror, squinting their eyes and looking around like a flock of frightened penguins.

In the end, everyone's eyes were focused on the cement floor, only to see the slow half-beat sleeping on the top bunk was sitting on the cement floor rubbing his arms painfully, he must have fallen off the bed, fortunately the quilt fell first, otherwise, such a high bed, he was so big, he was not disabled and injured if he fell, it is estimated that he had hysteria again, slow half a beat This time is almost every day hysteria, the mouth "gurgling" I don't know what to say, what's more interesting is that he will say whatever you ask him, this time it's probably an upgraded version, Played jumping off the building.

Li Xiwa jumped out of bed and pulled up the slow half-beat without getting dressed, fortunately, the slow half-beat could still stand firmly, Li Xiwa first asked him to turn his arms, and then asked him to lift his legs, but fortunately it was fine. Li Xiwa wiped the sweat on her face and said, "You turtle son, what's the matter?" Would you climb down such a high guardrail? ”

"I sleep with ecstasy."

"You can't do hysteria." Li Xiwa blamed.

"I didn't know I would be like this, when I was a kid, I followed the adults to watch the game, I slept until the middle of the night and could run a few laps around the field naked, and then come back to sleep after the run, and the next day I didn't know at all." A few words of slow half-beat amused everyone.

"Then don't say a word, so I can get you a bunk." Li Xiwa blamed him and said, "If you fall and become crippled this time, my squad leader will be the end of it." You guys sleeping in the bunk, who wants to swap beds with him? Li Xiwa looked at a few recruits sleeping in the lower bunks.

"I'll change." Xiao Guangdong blurted out.

"You? No, no, don't you have a fear of heights? Fear of heights is also dangerous. Li Xiwa shook her head.

"It's okay, I'm in a good sleeping position, and I'll never fall out of such a high bed." Xiao Guangdong's attitude is very sincere.

"Okay, there is progress, much more sensible than when I first came, if that's the case, you two can change it for the time being, if you don't adapt to it, I'll transfer your bed." Li Xiwa was obviously moved by Xiao Guangdong's excessive enthusiasm.

"Then we changed." Xiao Guangdong quickly rolled his futon into a big roll and carried it to the bed of the slow half-beat, and then happily climbed up and rolled the slow-half-beat things down, and the slow half-beat was naturally grateful.

After such a startle, everyone was completely sleepy, look at the alarm clock, it was already four o'clock in the morning, no one had the intention of sleeping anymore, one by one sat up and got up the mountain, if it was usual, the squad leader Li Xiwa would definitely not let the recruits in the class be so presumptuous, today is an exception, Li Xiwa did not stop it, as long as nothing is better than anything, he is now pretending to be asleep.

Xiao Guangdong is the most eloquent, and everyone was stunned when they heard it, as if they were telling a story about the Arabian Nights.

"Do you know what my girlfriend looks like?" Xiao Guangdong asked everyone.

"How do we know about your girlfriend? Just tell me about it. Sun Jiashu said.

"My girlfriend is as tall as me, if she wears high heels, she is two fingers taller than me, she looks beautiful, big eyes, willow eyebrows, cherry mouth, and water snake waist."

As soon as Xiao Guangdong said it, everyone pricked up their ears and listened, for fear that they would not be able to hear that sentence clearly. "Tell me how you managed to get her." Xiao Lizi was a little anxious to hear it.

"Level, it's purely level, because my girlfriend is so beautiful, there are several boys in our school who are chasing her, there are five on the top line, I'm just one of them, they are all better than me, either handsome and chic or have money in the family, or study well, my body is like a third-level cripple, my study is not good, the family is not too rich, even in the duel I don't have the slightest advantage, the comprehensive strength is ranked last, to be honest, even I want to give up, My girlfriend said: Whoever can make her most touched on Valentine's Day will follow whomever she wants. Hearing this, several of us began to show our talents, Valentine's Day only sent flowers, the poorest family with the best learning, gave her a rose, the tall, handsome and chic sent a bouquet of blue enchantresses, I wanted to send ninety-nine roses, but the richest buddy in the family, gave her more than nine hundred and ninety-nine red roses, spent nearly 10,000 yuan, the flower shop people hired a tricycle to send to the school, the whole school ladies are jealous to death, if I send flowers again, I will definitely not be able to overwhelm him. ”

"Isn't that a good thing for you?" Xiao Lizi said regretfully.

"What's still to come? , a little thirsty. "Xiao Guangdong sold Guanzi at a critical time.

"Tell me, I'll pour you water." Xiao Lizi quickly jumped out of bed, poured a glass of boiling water, and handed it to Xiao Guangdong.

"Creativity, and most importantly, creativity, was a great help from my friends, a few friends contacted the whole dormitory, and the rehearsal lasted for a week and finally succeeded." Xiao Guangdong took a sip of water and said.

"Rehearsing what?" Xiao Lizi asked.

"Don't disturb my train of thought, listen to me talk slowly, on Valentine's Day, I led her to the front of the dormitory building, and the whole building was dark." Xiao Guangdong then began to speak.

"What's your idea of bringing her to that damn place?" Xiao Lizi asked strangely.

"That's a good question, that's what my girlfriend asked me at the time."

"I told my girlfriend that a miracle was about to happen, and I just had to shout and the wall would leave and it would come out."

"Of course my girlfriend didn't believe it, my girlfriend's name was Xiaoyu, so I shouted at the building, 'Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu, I love you.'" ”

"Xiaoyu won't be deceived just like that, right?" Sun Jiashu said with a smile.

"A miracle happened, the dormitory building, which had been dark just a moment ago, suddenly lit up, and the illuminated windows formed a few words: 'Little Fish I. LOV。 EYOU。 Xiaoyu saw it, and was so moved that she was about to cry, at this time, the sky was also beautiful, and a meteor shower crossed the night sky, I said, Xiaoyu, meteor shower, hurry up and make a wish. Xiaoyu really closed her eyes and made a wish, and then jumped into my arms excitedly, I asked her what she wished, she said, I want to love you for the rest of my life. Xiao Guangdong's words made everyone's hearts itch, and even the squad leader opened his eyes.

"Since your girlfriend is so beautiful, why are you not at home guarding her to be a soldier?" The great poet questioned.

"It's not for my girlfriend, we opened a fashion store, the business is very good, as long as my girlfriend wears the clothes that come in, she will be a super model, the first year, the fashion store earned 50,000 yuan."

"Fifty thousand yuan, impossible, right?" Everyone listened to it with half a doubt.

"Little Guangdong, you just blow it. The salary of a township chief there is only a few thousand yuan a year. Lao Ma questioned because one of his cousins was a township cadre, and his monthly salary was only more than 200 yuan.

"Really, I'm definitely not lying to you, we are an open area there, every family is very rich, and if a person is hit by hail in the sky, he may be a millionaire." Xiao Guangdong patiently explained.

The more you explain, the more you don't believe it, "The millionaire came here to be a soldier?" ”

"The hail smashed your head, didn't it?" ……

"Believe it or not?" Xiao Guangdong's face turned red and argued.

Li Xiwa pretended to be asleep again, he heard Xiao Guangdong's words, he didn't stop it, firstly because today was Sunday, and the whole group was relaxed, and secondly, because he had the least say in this regard, his hometown was so poor that he was tinkling, to be honest, the allowance he got now was better than being a worker at home, and he was very reluctant to mention that poor place.

"Since fashion stores are so profitable, you shouldn't be a soldier." Sun Jiashu said.

"The problem was in this fashion store, an elderly couple came that day, standing in the house for a long time, not buying clothes, just staring at my girlfriend, and finally they explained their intentions, saying that they fell in love with my girlfriend as his daughter-in-law. My girlfriend said that she was already again, and pulled me to me, and they looked at me and said, "My son is a soldier, and he looks mighty and tall, and he looks like him, and he can't help but be weak, like a girl." After they left, my girlfriend couldn't be happy, I said, isn't it just to be a soldier, I'm going to be a soldier this year, train my body well, and give you a real man. So, I came to be a soldier. What Xiao Guangdong said, everyone felt convinced.

Looking out the window, it was already dawn, Li Xiwa sat up and said, "Get up, tidy up housekeeping, eat and take a bath." ”

Today is Sunday, and the superior leaders specially take care of the recruits, so that the recruits can really spend a Sunday: take a bath, go shopping, and relax completely. The recruits had been waiting for the squad leader's words for a long time, and they all got out of bed quickly one by one, for fear that Li Xiwa would suddenly change her attention, because last Sunday, Li Xiwa ignored the orders of her superiors and let the recruits train for a day.