"What do you mean by sighing, if you can't answer, admit defeat." Big Yellow Tooth sighed silently when he saw Li Wencai, thinking that Li Wencai couldn't answer.

"Of course, the three of them together are not people, but big brothers." Li Wencai glanced at Big Yellow Tooth with disdain.

Big Yellow Tooth held his forehead with one hand, and his whole body trembled a little, what kind of demon was tied this time, why is it so powerful, when he was going up the mountain before, no one could answer this difficult question at all, but this thing was said casually, which is really unacceptable.

Big Yellow Fang slowly raised his head, and then said: "I made a move just now without thinking about it, so this question doesn't count, I'll talk about the most difficult one now." ”

"Fuck, Big Yellow Tooth, you bastard, talking doesn't count, and now you want to play tricks again, this time it's the last time, you swear to God it's the last time." Li Wencai scolded Big Yellow Tooth.

Big Yellow Tooth hated others for saying that he was cheating, so Teng Di got up from the car, lifted his pants, raised his right hand and pointed to the sky and said: "My bearded man swears to the sky, this is the last time, if you play tricks again, the sky will hit five thunders." ”

After Big Yellow Fang finished speaking, he scratched his head, thought for a long time, and finally showed a smile on his face, this puzzle is the rarest he knows, and he will definitely win this time.

Li Wencai glanced at the appearance of the villain of Big Yellow Tooth, and sighed again, with the level of Big Yellow Tooth who did not graduate from elementary school, he could say any difficult questions, and he answered them casually, this time it depends on what questions Big Yellow Tooth has.

Big Yellow Tooth smiled obscenely, usually when the idle egg on the mountain hurts, he likes to brag and say a yellow joke, this time Big Yellow Tooth wants to say a very difficult puzzle, so Big Yellow Tooth smiled and said: "Say that a girl goes to climb the iceberg with her bare ass, type four words, guess what this is?" ”

Li Wencai was stunned for a moment, this big yellow tooth smiled so obscenely, it turned out to be such a puzzle, but it suited his appetite very much, women don't wear clothes to climb the iceberg, he really hasn't heard of it, but Li Wencai's thoughts are more obscene than the big yellow teeth, after thinking about it, he laughed and said: "This question is very second, I like it, childe, if I guess correctly, these four words should be 'forced to Liangshan'." ”

"You, that's all for you to guess, how did you come up with it?" Big Yellow Tooth asked in disbelief as he fell to his knees.

"If you come up with a specific question, I may not be able to guess it, but if you come up with such a trivial question, Childe, I can guess it with a casual use of my brain, how about it, take it now, I am willing to lose the bet, and now untie the rope on my body." Li Wencai said deplutently while lying in the car.

Big Yellow Tooth lost quite badly this time, but he couldn't accept it, this meat ticket was extraordinary, and he was not his opponent at all, so Big Yellow Tooth nodded and said: "Okay, you have the ability, but I have many brothers on the mountain, and I will call a helper when I get to the mountain." ”

"It's useless to call anyone, Childe, I'm invincible in the world, don't bother, why don't you untie the rope on my body quickly?" Li Wencai said impatiently.

Big Yellow Tooth can't play tricks anymore this time, he has already sworn to God, people can be shameless, but they can't have no bottom line, even if they are a bandit, they must be a principled bandit, so Big Yellow Tooth came to Li Wencai's side very reluctantly and began to untie the rope for Li Wencai.

Li Wencai's eyes rolled, thinking about how to escape after untying the rope on his body for a while, he had a super murder weapon hidden in his body, and he could put down the big yellow tooth by taking out one of them, so Li Wencai didn't worry about how to get out at all.

Li Wencai was thinking in his heart, but he only heard a sound all around, and more than a dozen men with knives came out of the woods, these people were all wearing gray linen clothes, dirty, and they were not good people at first glance, and now they are at the foot of the mountain, and what came out of here were either green forest heroes or bandits who robbed houses.

Li Wencai guessed correctly, it was no one else who surrounded the carriage, it was the bandits with the bearded man, I saw the bearded man grinning as if he saw reinforcements, jumped down from the carriage and said: "Brother came in time, the meat ticket on this carriage is a guessing master, I have lost him several times, it's good if you come, let's take him up the mountain and take turns to compete with him, I don't believe that I can't win him." ”

Li Wencai was lying in the car, he wanted to die, what is this called, or he would happily give Lao Tzu a knife, and twenty years later, he was a good man, and he tortured himself with riddles in turn, and let people not live.

Li Wencai's plan failed, and he fought wits and courage with the stupid man of Big Yellow Tooth in the end, and this situation finally appeared, it seems that God let himself die tragically in the hands of this group of uneducated bandits, and God is going to kill me.

Li Wencai was rudely dragged into the mountains and forests by a group of bandits, through the mountains and forests, there was a big river in front of him, this big river flows around the mountains, flowers on both sides of the river, green trees and red flowers, all over the mountains, the scenery is very beautiful, but Li Wencai's face is like ashes, as if he saw his burial place, this mountain sits in the north and faces the south, facing the big river, it is definitely a treasure of feng shui, and it is estimated that he can find a rich family in the next life if he dies here.

"Get on the boat, what are you kid in a daze?" Big Yellow Tooth saw Li Wencai looking at the mountain, with a blank expression on his face, so he urged

Li Wencai got on a wooden boat, and the two bandits rowed the boat and swam towards the opposite bank, and they were still 100 meters away from the big mountain, and one of the bandits took out a bow and arrow, and released an arrow to the opposite bank, only to see a bamboo raft of more than ten meters slowly lowered from a stone cliff on the mountain, and lay across the water.

Big Yellow Tooth glanced at Li Wencai proudly and said: "You kid have seen it, we are a mountain dragon and a tiger, surrounded by steep cliffs, it is definitely easy to defend and difficult to attack, but there is a big river to block, after you go up the mountain, it is as difficult as climbing to the sky." ”

"Brother Yellow Fang, you see that we have a guess and have some friendship, when I die, you can find me a hillside facing the sun to bury, the scenery here is so beautiful, I am willing to die here."

"Who said that you died, if our big boss doesn't give an order, no one dares to ask for your life, you are now our meat ticket in Erlu Mountain, and it's still useful for the big boss to keep you." The big yellow teeth turned white, and Li Wencai said with a glance.

"You're the sissy little white boy in charge, right?"

"Yes, but the big boss hates others to say that he is a sissy, you go up the mountain and speak carefully, if our big boss hears you say that he is a sissy, he will definitely pick your skin, although our big boss speaks a little sissy, but we have never said that he is a sissy in front of him, what's wrong with the sissy, the sissy shows that our big boss behaves elegantly." Big Yellow Tooth said to Li Wencai seriously.

Li Wencai looked at the big yellow tooth, he didn't want to say a word, he just said a word of sissy, but the big yellow tooth said it six times, and it was really a mistake to talk to someone with this kind of intelligence. Identity.

People will regret it, but in this world, all medicines are sold, that is, there are no regret pills, Li Wencai regrets it now, why did he secretly run out of the barracks and go to Jiaochun Pavilion to drink flower wine, but he was confused that the son Xiaobai knew, and he entered the room of the Dongying woman in a daze, and then he was kidnapped in a daze, if he went back and gave himself a chance to do it again, he would definitely do Qin Liangyu on that isolated island, and then add a wife and live a happy life. This is the life I want, but now my life is developing in an unpredictable direction, and I may not even see the sun tomorrow.

Li Wen knew that he was tied up on the mountain this time, it must have been premeditated, but who can know his identity, maybe his true identity has not been discovered, and he was tied up on the mountain just because his identity is suspicious, if this is the case, there is still a hint of a turnaround, Li Wencai quickly spun his brain, sorted out his thoughts, the woman named Pineapple Xiaomi is definitely not that simple, maybe Gongzi Xiaobai's kidnapping of himself is related to her, and the main thing that Lord Qi wants to deal with is still the widow, The bandits are just a small force, if you send a large army to exterminate them, it is estimated that you can take it in ten days and half a month, the key is still those widows, maybe it is really as Lord Qi said, Xinghua City is now calm on the surface, but in fact there is an undercurrent, those widows assassinated Zhixian, and wanted to make people panic, there must be some premeditation, and he is just a small person, why was he pushed to the forefront, this is very unreasonable.

Thinking like this, the boat had already sailed to the other side, and I saw a group of bandits standing on the shore with long knives and a new meat ticket, so everyone wanted to see what kind of character this was.

"All the heroes have worked hard, my name is Li Wencai, I visited Guishan for the first time, and I also asked Haihan, what, I don't know if your boss is not on the mountain, I want to visit him, please lead the way." Li Wencai said politely to the bandits, and his politeness was terrifying.

After Li Wencai finished speaking, he was pushed so much that he almost fell down, and when he looked back, he turned out to be Big Yellow Tooth, who was not interested in Li Wencai, a literati, so he shouted at the top of his voice: "Do you know your identity, you are not the distinguished guest we invited, you are our meat ticket, and you still want to see our big boss, tell you, the big boss has important things in Xinghua City now, it is estimated that he will not be able to come back in the past two days, you will stay on the mountain for two days, and there is also a guessing game with us, if you win, you will have food, If you lose, you're going to go hungry, so it's decided. ”

Li Wencai looked at the big yellow teeth, I really want to burst into foul language, bandits are bandits, no culture, no quality, damn it, do you think this is a pet dog snatched from the mountain, play guessing with you, if you lose, you won't be given food, and there is no heavenly reason.

Staying on the mountain with a group of dirty bandits for two days, although Li Wencai was very depressed, but now there is nothing to do, this mountain is surrounded by steep cliffs, and there are big rivers separating it, even if you let yourself run, you have to have wings, but as long as you are alive, you don't believe that there is no way to escape.

This novel is from the Book King