It was Li Wencai's suggestion to go to Jiaochun Pavilion to drink flower wine, and the lame old Zhang drank a lot of wine last night, and when he woke up, he found that it was already dawn, but Li Wencai has not come out since he entered the pineapple Xiaomimi's room last night.

The lame Lao Zhang rubbed his sore head, and thought for a long time, the adult should not say goodbye, otherwise the adult was drunk, so Lao Zhang came to the door of the room, knocked lightly on the door twice, and after a while, the door was opened, it was the Dongying woman Pineapple Duo Yui.

"May I ask the girl, if my son-in-law is still in the room, I will take him back." Lao Zhang glanced into the room and found that the room was empty, so Lao Zhang became nervous, so he asked, "Didn't my son-in-law drink with that son-in-law in the room last night?" ”

"The two of them did drink in the room last night, but the two of them drank until midnight and left with each other's arms, don't you know?" Pineapple Yui frowned and said suspiciously.

"Left, when did Childe leave, why don't I know, could it be that Childe has already gone back." Lao Zhang said silently, then turned around with a few of his subordinates and left Jiaochun Pavilion, hurriedly heading towards the barracks.

The lame Lao Zhang rummaged through the entire barracks and found no trace of Li Wencai, what should this beloved son do, maybe the adult was summoned by the general, so he had no choice but to go to General Qin's barracks to ask.

"Wu Duwei is not here, didn't Governor Qi give an order, let him go to the west of the city to defend against the bandits, it's time to leave today, what? He was not in the barracks. Qin Liangyu asked in surprise.

Lao Zhang's intestines are about to repent, he knew this, he would never agree to let the adults out of the camp, now it's okay, the adults are missing, how to answer General Qin's words.

"What did he do when I ask you?"

Lao Zhang's old face was now as ugly as eating a fly, and he said hesitantly: "My lord...... The adult had to go to Xinghua City last night to drink flower wine, the villain couldn't stop it, and then went to Jiaochun Building, and met a sissy in Jiaochun Building, the sissy originally fought with the adult, but the two were reconciled with the strange, and then the two went to drink, and the villain was eating and drinking with a few brothers outside, who knew that he drank too much, and he knew that he woke up this morning, but the adult was gone, I thought the adult had returned, who knew that he did not come back. ”

"That bastard sneaked out to drink flower wine last night, he deserved to be missing, and now Dongying is in turmoil, Xinghua City looks calm on the surface, but in fact, there is an undercurrent, this bastard actually went to the Qinglou to have fun at this time, I think he was kidnapped by someone."

"Ah, then you must save the adult, otherwise the adult has three longs and two shorts, and I have committed a big sin."

Originally, Lao Zhang thought that General Qin would send an escort team to search for Li Wencai's whereabouts, but he only heard Qin Liangyu say coldly: "Let that bastard fend for himself." ”

Lao Zhang was very ashamed in his heart, Master Li did not go out of the camp on business, but ran out secretly, and what was even more embarrassing was that he went to visit the kiln, if this kind of thing was heard by the sergeant of the Qi family, it would be a great shame for the Qin family, so General Qin must be very angry now, so he let Lord Li fend for himself.

Li Wencai disappeared, for the leader of the vanguard of the Qin Army, the person who was ordered to resist the bandits, Li Wencai's disappearance is a matter that paper can't contain fire, so the reason for Li Wencai's disappearance, the outside world is rumored that Li Wencai went to Xinghua City on an errand, and the result was mysteriously missing, whether he was alive or dead is still unknown.

This statement was accepted by most people, and many sergeants felt sorry for Li Wencai, and Lord Li, a loyal and patriotic Qing official, had mysteriously disappeared, which was the misfortune of the Ming Dynasty.

At this time, it is already a small summer season, the weather in the south of the Yangtze River is getting hotter and hotter, on a loess avenue, a carriage slowly moving forward, the person driving the car looks dark, a face of stubble, can not see the appearance at all, only to see this person with a mouth of big yellow teeth, a dry tobacco bag in his mouth sitting on the ox cart with a leisurely appearance.

"Let me out, you big yellow fang, fuck, are you deaf?" There was a lung-splitting roar from inside the car.

The big yellow tooth didn't care, glanced back at the carriage, then took out the dry tobacco pole and knocked it twice, only to hear the howl of killing pigs coming from inside.

"Big Yellow Fang, you dare to fucking knock me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu slaughtered you with a knife."

Big Yellow Tooth snorted coldly, glanced contemptuously at the car and said, "Don't talk big, you can't move now, you're bragging here, you come and kill me." ”

"Look at how you look, I don't bother to pay attention to you."

"Hmph, whether you ignore it or not, you won't live for a few days anyway, and when you go up the mountain, you will become meat on the knife and fish in the pot, and you won't be able to jump a few times."

Hearing Big Yellow Tooth say this, I saw that the person in the car was facing the sky on his back, blinked his eyes twice, and two crystal tears slid down.

"Little cabbage, yellow in the ground, two or three years old, dead mother, why is my life so bitter, I finally crossed it once, but now I have to hit the ground, and it's a hundred, ah...... Why is my life so miserable, my father. “

Lying in the car and being tied up by Wuhua was none other than Li Wencai, who was kidnapped by drinking flower wine, and I saw that at this moment Li Wencai was facing the sky with his mouth open, crying and even the birds around him were frightened, which can be described as a shocking crying ghost and god.

Big Yellow Tooth really couldn't stand it, and a cigarette pouch pole hit Li Wencai's head and roared: "Lao Tzu annoyed you to death, and then scream, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will gag your mouth now." ”

"I said Big Yellow Tooth, let's guess the boxing, you lost, that's why I was allowed to speak, now it's okay, do you want to regret it."

"Who said that I regretted it, I want to count when I talk with a big beard, and since I lost, I will never regret it, but you can't shout, it annoys me."

"Then why don't we make another bet, if you lose, untie the rope on my body, if I lose, you will gag my mouth, what do you think?"

"I have to bet again, do you think Lao Tzu will still lose, I don't believe I can't win you, I'm a mustache is a master."

Li Wencai smiled and said, "That's it, let's come up with a puzzle by ourselves, if we can't answer it, how about losing?" ”

When Li Wencai said this, he was on a par with the big yellow tooth, but he saw the big yellow tooth roll up his sleeves and say, "Then come on, you can say it first." ”

"Very good, I'll give you a question first, listen well, an old sow has eighteen milks, one step and three swings, one hundred and eight steps, and ask how many swings you have?" After Li Wencai finished speaking, he looked at the big yellow tooth with confidence.

The big man with big yellow teeth began to count with his fingers, but he still didn't calculate it for a long time, how much did the old sow's milk swing, there is still this kind of problem in this world, I have never heard of it, but the big yellow tooth loses once It feels very embarrassing, so I must not lose again, but this problem is really fucking complicated enough, and both hands are not enough, so the big yellow tooth has to sit in the carriage and even use his toes.

Li Wencai giggled very treacherously, this ancient man's mathematics was still quite poor, but then again, he was a college student who had crossed over from modern times, and he didn't calculate it, and the ghost knows how much the old sow's milk was swinging.

Big Yellow Tooth didn't calculate it for a long time, and seeing that it was about to reach the foot of the mountain, Big Yellow Tooth was a big man, and his fingers were about to cramp, but he didn't have the answer, so Li Wencai sneered and said: "Don't want to play tricks, do you think that this son is playing with you, and if you can't figure it out, you will admit defeat." ”

"Who said I can't figure it out, I will definitely figure it out, it's just time." Big Yellow Fang said as he snapped his fingers.

Li Wencai is also embarrassed, according to the big yellow tooth, even if it is dark, it can't be counted, just the big yellow tooth, it is estimated that he can't read a single big character, and he went up the mountain to be a bandit within a few days of going to private school, if he calculates it, it will be more outrageous than the sun coming out of the west, if he says that he takes himself up the mountain and then counts, then it will be over, Lao Tzu has been beheaded, and there is no point in him calculating it.

Li Wencai couldn't sit still like this, so he said to Big Yellow Tooth: "Forget it, let's do it, this question doesn't count, now it's up to you to make the question, if I can't answer, just plug my mouth, what do you think?" ”

Big Yellow Tooth sighed, and said very unconvinced: "I will definitely calculate it, it's a matter of time, but now that you say so, I'll come up with a puzzle, if you can answer it, I'll untie your rope." ”

"It's a deal."

Big Yellow Fang pondered for a moment, and then said, "There is an animal that is so strange, strange and strange, standing is shorter than sitting, what kind of animal do you say?" ”

After Da Huangya finished speaking, he looked at Li Wencai proudly, only to see Li Wencai look at Da Huangya with disdain and said: "Can you come up with some IQ puzzles, this son doesn't bother to answer." ”

"You, you can't answer, can you?" As soon as Big Yellow Tooth heard Li Wencai say this, he jumped up from the carriage angrily, this is simply the humiliation of Chi Guoguo, you can humiliate my appearance, but you must not humiliate my IQ, this is unbearable for Big Yellow Tooth.

"Dog, my son knows when he is three years old that a dog is higher than standing, are you convinced?" Li Wencai replied casually.

Big Yellow Tooth sat in the carriage with a butt, almost collapsed, such a rare question, this kid actually hit it casually, and his face was not red and his heart was not beating, he didn't look excited at all, it seems that his question is a little simple.

"Well, if you lose, untie the rope from my body."

"Not this time, this time I'm too underestimating the enemy, underestimating your IQ, and now I'm going to make a little more difficult." Big Yellow Tooth said unconvinced.

Li Wencai is now controlled by others, so he had to nod his head and agree: "I'll let you do it once, and you can ask another question." ”

Big Yellow Fang thought about it and said: "One person, two people, three people, together are not people, what kind of word do you say?" ”

Li Wencai sighed, with such a talented man who is rich and talented and talented as he is a bandit who has not graduated from elementary school, is it a bit of a bully, so Li Wencai doesn't want to speak.

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