Episode 258 Ghost King Buster
I sighed, waved my hand at Yadato, and said, "They, friends, my own people, understand? No, with a gun, you will be injured by mistake. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Hey, it's really troublesome to talk to the dwarf girl, she knows very limited Chinese words, but fortunately, after I finished saying this, Yadato finally put the heavy machine gun down."
I turned back to the two little vampires and said, "I'm sorry, the dwarven warrior doesn't understand English, not even Chinese, but I've already told her they're friends." After hearing this, the two little vampires not only did not relax, but were even more surprised: "She? Is this dwarf female? ”
I was amused by this, and said, "Sit down, my friend, the dwarves have their own rules, and they don't like outsiders studying their gender. Martin Bruch sat down very elegantly, stroked his wavy brown curls with his hand, and exclaimed, "I don't like to be misunderstood." "Hehe, I only found out at this time that this kid is somewhat of a pseudo-girl, although it is far from being outrageous as Dr. Hu Xiaokang, at least it is not worse than Miss Yu.
The other little vampire said, "Mr. Flower......" I interrupted him and said with a smile: "Since we are already a family, you don't have to be polite, you can call me Lao Hua in the future." The man nodded and said, "Old Flower, I think we should evacuate Aberdeen...... It would be better to evacuate Britain and return to the European continent. ”
I was stunned: "Why? Martin Bruch also had a serious face: "Old Flower, our willingness to join you does not mean that we humans have the ability to fight the Sea Clan, we are willing to join you entirely because we also have the blood of the Terran race...... However, what Mr. Giovanni said was not wrong, the power of the Sea Clan is really very strong, as long as they complete the transfer of prisoners, they will immediately counterattack. The small British island does not have enough strategic space for us to move, and the best option for now is to abandon the UK. ”
I don't like that, what is that? Scared out of the guts by the Sea Clan? However, the fact that the two little vampires were able to join us knowing that they would lose at least showed that their loyalty to the Terrans was not at all problematic, and I could not blame them, so I said, "You can rest assured," and looked at his watch: "Now that the attack on Liverpool has begun, we will not let the Sea Clan transfer all the British folks." ”
The two little vampires were taken aback, and little Martin was stunned and asked, "It's already going to be fought now?" I nodded and said, "We have warplanes, helicopters, whether it's from London, Coventry or Edinburgh, we can attack Liverpool very quickly." ”
Another little vampire couldn't help but applaud and said, "Great! Great, now that this pass is raided on all fronts, it will definitely be able to catch the Sea Clan off guard......" couldn't help but stand up and said: "Give me some communication equipment, I will rush back to Liverpool immediately, or I can help some." ”
Before I could say anything, Martin Bruch said quietly: "Let him go back, for the sake of sincerity, I am willing to stay, and if he escapes, you can kill me." He looked at Ou Xiang and said, "Remember it in the future, if you want to kill a vampire, it is useless to hit other positions except the heart, our skull is very hard and not easy to be blown up." Glancing at Yadato, he sneered, "Except, of course, the heavy machine gun." ”
I disagreed: "It's not okay, it's not a matter of trusting it, it's too dangerous to do that, the Welsh Sea Tribes are rampant, it's too dangerous for him to go alone." ”
As soon as I finished speaking, Martin Bruch laughed: "Hick Gangaro is no ordinary man, and the Gangero family is perhaps the closest to the heart of nature of all the bloods. These wandering loners do not like the constraints of society and prefer the comfort of life in the wilderness. However, how they managed to avoid werewolves in the wild is still a mystery. Maybe they have the ability to change their appearance to deceive others, and if someone says he saw a vampire turn into a bat, then nine times out of ten he saw them were members of the Gangaro family. ”
When I heard this, I was stunned: "You are a member of the Gangero family?" Sigg Gangero was not very old, more than thirty years old, but his face was full of vicissitudes, and he nodded to me slightly: "I am willing to serve you." "I was really surprised this time, and I quickly sent someone to send him away.
The reason why I was surprised was because of a very deep memory when I was a child. "Sheriff Bresta" was very familiar to me as a child, almost obsessive. I can still clearly recite its opening line: "Once upon a time, on the planet New Texas, there was a witty, intelligent and brave sheriff named Bresta. He has the eyes of an eagle, the ears of a wolf, the speed of a leopard, the strength of a bear, which makes him extraordinary and superhuman, and he wags a relentless struggle against evil in order to maintain peace and tranquility. ”
Unlike others, I didn't care how capable the Brista Sergeant was, what I was interested in was why he had those abilities. It wasn't until later, when I grew up, that I read related articles that I learned that the prototype of Sheriff Bresta was the legendary Indian Sacrifice Elder. In the period that followed, after we met the dwarves, my thinking was completely turned upside down, so I traced it all the way, and finally got news of the four-legged people and elves, confirming some ancient legends.
Then comes a very interesting question, I remember the dwarf elder said that during the ancient Elf Empire, in order to consolidate his rule, the elven king had deliberately bought two powerful races to serve, and the dwarf race was one of them, and the rest was the jungle druid known as the son of the earth.
Druids are said to have the ability to shapeshift, and adult druids can transform into goshawks or brown bears, and some even say they can transform into dragons...... Of course, although this ability is very powerful, it has also provoked the dissatisfaction of the dragons, so the relationship between the druids and the sacred dragons has always been tense.
To be honest, I can't believe the ability to shapeshift, but in any case, it transcends the extremes of physical and biological sciences. People are people, not Transformers, and the transformation thing is too inconsequential. Besides, what if you can transform? The flesh is still the same as before, and even if it transforms into a bear, it will not really have the strength of a bear, but will be more clumsy and easy to be strangled to death by the enemy.
But the Dwarven Elders certainly don't have to lie to us, so once in a while, I wonder where the Druids of the Jungle are now. Citing my childhood memories and later studies, I even wondered if the Druids of the Jungle had mixed in with the Indians.
But the appearance of the Gangaro family has made this confusing matter another fork in the road. I bothered myself and decided to pull some more information out of Martin Jr.'s mouth, and sighed, "Mysterious Gangero ......"
Martin Bruch was fooled, and went on to say, "Hehe, the members of the Gangero family are usually powerful warriors. However, unlike us Bruch, the Gangaro family's bravery in battle is not due to lawless rage, but from their bestial instincts. Gangero members aspire to understand the bestiality in their souls. They will communicate with other animals at night, and when the Gang Roll's bestiality erupts out of control, their bodies will irreversibly acquire some of the animal's features, sometimes their eyes will become cat's eyes, their feet may become like claws, and they may even grow tails. So, a lot of the older Gangaro members look more like some kind of animal than a human. In some less common cases, their consciousness will also have a tendency to become animalistic. ”
I nodded, and I generally understood the transformation ability of the so-called Gangero family...... Grass! The relationship is just getting more and more ugly, or a little Alzheimer's.
I touched my bald head and changed the subject: "Martin, what advice do you have for the current situation?" Martin Bruch spread his hands and smiled wryly, "I don't have a good idea...... In fact, I always thought we were all going to be killed by the Sea Clan. He shrugged his shoulders: "I'm afraid of death, too, but I don't want to live without dignity anymore." ”
I nodded: "Very good, man, you want to fight with the sea tribe, this courage is good, but that step is our goal, when we Chinese think about things, we usually make sure that our net is okay first, and then see how many fish are caught in the net...... As long as the net is still there, you can catch fish whenever you want. ”
Martin Bruch looked at me a little strangely: "You Orientals are really interesting...... I laughed: "Now the Terrans are declining, I know this, now the Sea Clan is strong, I know this, but I am convinced that in the end we can defeat the Sea Clan." Little Martin looked at me: "Why?" ”
I laughed: "Just rely on Comrade ******'s "On Protracted War." Turning around and twisting his fingers, Jian Tianhan took out a booklet from his pocket and handed it to me. It was a propaganda material distributed by the headquarters, which was printed separately in Chinese, English, French, German, Russian, Spanish, and Arabic, and then bound into a book.
I handed the pamphlet to Martin Bruch and said with a smile: "Look at it, the heirloom of the Emperor of this dynasty, the greatest theoretical analysis of the twentieth century...... I think it's very applicable to our current situation. ”
Martin Bruch was stunned and opened the booklet, found the English page, and read it. This theoretical work is not very long, only 17,000 words (that is, the length of three chapters of a novel), and Martin Jr. started out casually, and it didn't take long for him to be completely attracted to the article.
I moved my joints, and the Scottish sisters brought me a cup of hot coffee, and I drank less than halfway through it, and Martin Bruch finished it. I took the cup away and was about to ask him how he felt, but the boy turned the book back without looking up, and began to read it a second time.
After reading it for the third time, he finally closed the book in a daze, and after a full minute, he suddenly stood up in high spirits and said loudly: "Not bad! It's so well written, that's the truth...... My God, such a wonderful article, really written by you Chinese? ”
This sentence almost skewed my nose: "Of course it is," but I have to admit: "Not every Chinese can write such an article...... I can't write it. Martin Bruch changed his decadent look and said confidently: "Mr. Hua, I understand, I think I understand, I admire you even more now Chinese you not only have the courage to resist a powerful enemy, but the most important thing is that you are sure to win...... It's so important, and I'm so glad I just picked the right camp. ”
He didn't care about any aristocratic reserve, and rushed up to me like a Frenchman and hugged me warmly, as if he couldn't express the joy in his heart without hugging him. After venting, he slowly sat down and said: "Since we want to fight a protracted war, then now when the enemy is strong and I am weak, the most important thing is to save myself and consume the enemy......" raised his head, stared at the big blue eyes, and said: "I don't know how to consume the enemy, but I have a very interesting proposal for saving myself, but this idea is a bit ......" He smiled wryly and didn't say any more.
I laughed, "Isn't it a little rancid?" Immediately give him a reassuring pill: "It's okay, it's okay to search for it again...... Hehe, you may not know it, but those of us who have survived to this day are almost all saved by one bad idea after another. ”
Martin Bruch received my encouragement, relaxed a little, and said, "I have followed Mr. Martin Giovanni and have been in contact with the Sea Clan. I remember when we were passing through a small town on the seaside, we saw a very interesting scene. It was a food processing workshop, and I didn't know how to do it, and I knocked over a bucket full of ingredients, and it ended up spilling a big puddle of chili sauce on the road, and I found that the vampire kings were far away, and they greeted each other to prevent the other vampire kings from touching the chili sauce on the ground......"
My eyes widened and I lost my voice, "You mean to say that the vampire king is afraid of chili sauce?" Little Martin nodded affirmatively: "I dare to use the honor of vampires to vouch for this, think about it, the vampire king is a mollusk, there is a layer of mucus on his body, and he protects against the loss of water, once it is contaminated with chili sauce, what are the consequences?" After hearing this, I was dumbfounded, slapped my head with my hand, and scolded: "I'm so stupid!" ”
Everyone was stunned, and apart from little Martin, Aunt Susan, the Scottish sisters, and my brothers almost all asked in unison, "What do you think?" ”
I said with a blushing face: "I'm grass, in fact, I should have thought of it a long time ago...... Brother Jiu and the dead fat man, who is now Commander Yang, first met the vampire king at the door of the warehouse of the Armed Police Corps in Dalian. The vampire king attacked us with great ferocity, and one of them dared us into the warehouse, and then we found the weeping gas gun in the warehouse, and finally we used the weeping gas bullet to drive the vampire king away. ”
Aunt Susan was happy: "Isn't weeping gas super chili water?" If you can beat the vampire king away with weeping gas, it means that the chili sauce will work too. ”
I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "No, I haven't finished yet, but when we left the warehouse of the Armed Police Corps, we found that the vampire king had died on the street outside. At that time, we thought that the vampire king, like the rice dumplings in the north, was afraid of the sun, and after he escaped from the warehouse, he was sunburned to death. After all, although we fought the vampire king fiercely, we only cut off half of its tentacles and stabbed one eye, which was not a fatal injury...... But it died, not far from the street. ”
Jian Tianhan understood the key: "But it's not right, Lao Hua, the vampire king is not afraid of the sun at all, when we fought with the Xihai clan in Jiaozhou Bay, they were not afraid of the sun at all, and it was the same when we were in Israel later." ”
I nodded and smiled wryly, "Yes, the vampire king is not afraid of the sun, but the vampire king we first met is indeed dead...... Could it have been killed by weeping gas? ”
Everyone looked at each other, and finally cheered together: "Haha, yes, for sure, we have found a way to deal with the Sea Clan......"
I was also very happy, and after jumping twice with everyone, I couldn't help but stop again and sighed: "Don't be too happy too early, this conclusion should be proven." He looked back at Jian Tianhan and said to him: "Little Jian, you immediately send a report to Commander Yang, asking him to send someone to throw a bucket of chili sauce in Ireland or Wales where the Sea Clan is entrenched, and try the reaction of the Sea Clan...... By the way, if you can do it, find a way to throw a few weeping gas bombs at them, and don't rush back when you're done throwing them, and see how the Sea Clan reacts before coming back. ”
After a while, the dead fat man called back, I picked it up and looked at it, only to see that it was written: "Lao Tzu is snatching survivors back from Liverpool, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you." When I saw it, I was furious, and shouted at Jian Tianhan: "If you send a report again, you will say that Lao Tzu has no time to talk nonsense to you, so hurry up and do what I say." ”
Ou Xiang stopped Jian Tianhan, turned back to me and said, "Commander Yang must be very busy over there, let's not make trouble for him...... Or, bring someone back from their aerial reconnaissance team at Xu Ning Bridge. Anyway, it's not difficult to make chili sauce bombs and weeping gas bombs or something, so let's make a few by ourselves, and the quality is still good. ”
I nodded, asked Jian Tianhan to send a telegram to Xu Ningqiao, and then said to Ou Xiang: "Then I will leave the matter of making the 'earth bomb' to you." Ou Xiang listened, nodded, and said, "Guarantee to complete the task." "Walked out with a big sniper rifle on his back.
I walked back and forth around the room with my shoulders crossed, muttering, "There is a way to deal with the vampire king...... His grandmother's, what can I do with the demonized sea crab? After this sentence was asked, Martin Bruch stopped talking, the horror of the demonized sea crab is mainly its hard outer carapace, which cannot be penetrated by heavy machine guns, and whether the armor shell of the "Challenger" 2 tank is strong or not, we still dare not judge it at present. (To be continued.) )