Ou Xiang went to make the chili sauce "soil bomb", and the rest of us continued to study how to deal with the demonized sea crab after all. As the www.biquge.info was talking, the walkie-talkie on his waist rang, and Wu Shuyuan's voice came: "Old flower, can you hear it?" Haha, I'm here, I want to kill you. ”

Yes? Coming so soon? I grabbed the walkie-talkie and asked, "Where's the silly fork?" I heard the voice of a stupid fork coming from the walkie-talkie: "Boss, I want to eat bacon again." "Haha, I'm happy now, with a stupid fork, I'm not afraid of ghosts and ghosts.

Just as he was happy, another voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Old flower, do you think of me?" When I heard it, it was actually the voice of the Lionheart King Sal, to be honest, I didn't like him very much, but the return of the stupid fork made me doubly pleased, and I loved the house and Wu, and suddenly felt that the Lionheart King was also cute, and said busily: "I thought about it...... But to be honest, I didn't expect you to be here so soon. ”

Wu Shuyuan's voice came from the walkie-talkie again: "Of course, this is thanks to Captain Xin Hongbin and Chief Zhao Yunying, after receiving your telegram, Xin Hongbin immediately sent a plane to send us to Cairo, and the plane didn't get off, Zhao Yunying was already waiting there with a stupid fork." ”

My eyes widened suddenly: "Stupid forks? Wu Shuyuan was triumphant: "Yes, the stupid fork may have missed you for a long time, and there is no need for anyone to look for it, so he took the starling bird of the old tree man back to Saladin's castle, and Zhao Yunying immediately took them to Cairo Airport to meet me." ”

I listened to the black lines all over my head, and the stupid fork carried forward the spirit of the Fortune people who always only take advantage and do not suffer losses, and now they did a little bit of a big deal, and the old tree man's baby birds were abducted. It seems that the Sand Date Tree Man is destined to spend countless sleepless nights in the desert alone.

Soon, Wu Shuyuan and the others arrived, and after meeting, he saluted me happily, and the stupid fork with another black bird squatted on both shoulders of me and asked me, "Where is my bacon?" Before I could answer, King Lionheart came to the Scottish sisters very elegantly, and said in a very gentlemanly manner: "Noble ladies, Sal is willing to serve you......" Before he could finish speaking, Yadato pushed him away and shouted: "That's it, the boss's girl......" Sal was dizzy, and I was dizzy.

I introduced them to Martin Bruch, and the little vampire was already stunned by King Lionheart, and his eyes widened and he didn't know what to say. Fortunately, Sal didn't mind and greeted him very kindly.

"Lao Hua," after getting to know each other, Wu Shuyuan asked, "How are you doing here?" I read the book on how we studied how to deal with the Sea Clan, and Wu Shuyuan suddenly smiled and said, "Lao Hua, if the chili sauce works, I have a way to deal with the demonized sea crabs." ”

We were all surprised at this time, Wu Shuyuan is not a wise character, his cuteness comes completely from his hard work, I really didn't expect him to come up with any good ideas, and hurriedly asked, "What good ideas do you have?" Tell me about it. ”

Wu Shuyuan was stunned and said: "When I mention the sea tribe, I think of eating seafood......" This opening sentence is really not very good, but in the current situation of no good idea, we all have to continue to listen to him patiently: "There is a kind of rose wine in Tianjin, and the first time Chinese cook shrimp on the table is to use rose dew to soak the drunk prawns and then light the fire; There is a kind of food in the Chaoshan area, that is, the crab is put in a jar and soaked in salt and wine for a period of time and eaten directly, which is called a drunken crab or a one-night stand (one night Cheng). Cheng is Cantonese, that is, jar, with the meaning of pickling. He stared at me with innocent eyes, "I mean, can we use spirits against sea crabs?" I'm afraid the Sea Clan has never tasted alcohol in their lives, so I can't get drunk by smelling it......"

After saying this, we were all dumbfounded, several local aborigines were because they couldn't understand Chinese, but those of us who could understand Chinese were shocked and his boundless ideas were too outrageous. After a long time, Lu Hu coughed embarrassedly and said, "It's useless to speculate, anyway, if you want to test the chili sauce bomb in a while, it's better to ...... Why don't you throw down a barrel of whiskey by the way......"

Martin Bruch also nodded to me: "Throw a bucket and try it...... Anyway, we have whiskey now, and we don't care about wasting a barrel or two of ......" After talking for a long time, everyone's opinion is the same: whether there are dates or not, take a look at the three poles. It's completely speculative.

Anyway, there's no good way, just try it, at most it fails, and it's just a waste of try. So he immediately asked Lu Hu to supervise the affairs of the whiskey barrel.

After a while, Ou Xiang and Lu Hu successively reported with walkie-talkies, saying that they were ready, but the newly made handmade "soil bombs" looked more obscene, and it might not be convenient to carry them with bombers. So I called Cao Yijing over and asked him to fly the Black Hawk helicopter to drop the "dirt bomb". Although the helicopter is not as fast as the fighter, it is more flexible, and you can also observe the effect of the bomb after it is dropped.

Everything was ready, the helicopter took off, and before we could see it off upstairs, Ou Xiang suddenly shouted from inside the walkie-talkie: "Old flower, tell the brothers to prepare, the Sea Clan is going to attack Aberdeen." I was taken aback and hurriedly picked up the walkie-talkie and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Ou Xiang shouted over the intercom: "We saw a large number of vampire kings in the Di River estuary area...... There are also demonized sea crabs...... Oh my God! Old Flower, get ready, all the waters within my sight are densely packed with sea tribes, and they are definitely going to take Aberdeen! ”

We were all taken aback, and at this moment, the sirens in the base also sounded earth-shatteringly, and someone inside the loudspeaker warned in Chinese and English at the same time, saying that in the Tang River and the coastal area, countless sea tribes had been found, almost covering the coastline.

Bian Jiafu staggered over and said, "Lao Hua, the Sea Clan is about to invade on a large scale, Fu Baoshan and the Sea Clan have started fighting on the other side of the Tang River, and I will now take the men and horses to the vicinity of the Di River...... I'll leave it to you at the headquarters. I nodded to me, and he immediately jumped into the armored car and pounced on the area of the mouth of the Di River.

Although the enemy is attacking on a large scale, we are not panicked on our side, after all, there is an integrated tank armored wing left by Fu Binhong, as well as two armored wings of Bian Jiafu and Fu Baoshan, who have just arrived, and we have more than 3,000 soldiers who can fight, not to mention that we still have a thousand survivors who have just been rescued.

The battle immediately began, unprecedentedly fierce, almost the entire city trembled, and the sound of artillery continued one after another, especially the two troops responsible for guarding the mouth of the river, which were extremely fierce. The deafening sound of artillery is the resistance of our human race, but the denser the artillery fire, the more critical the situation, pick up the walkie-talkie to ask, sure enough, Bian Jiafu and Fu Baoshan's answers are almost exactly the same: the boundless sea monster repelled wave after wave.

We rushed to the command room, grabbed the radio and shouted: "Xu Ningqiao, don't search for the Batman, hurry back to help, Aberdeen's side has been attacked by the Sea Clan, and we can't support it." Xu Ningqiao immediately said that he would come back immediately. But my mood didn't get better at all, even if Xu Ningqiao and they came back soon, it didn't have much impact on the battle situation, just now Ou Xiang flew around Aberdeen City in a helicopter, rough estimates, this time the sea monsters that attacked us, just have climbed onto land, there must be more than a million, hidden in the water, I don't know how many.

More than a million! I suddenly felt that my eyes were black, I, when Tu Balu went to knock on the skull of peanuts, it was just a million heroes crossing the river! Today, just to capture a small city of Aberdeen, the Sea Clan actually used so many troops! It's insane.

Although the Sea Clan is crazy, this numerical advantage is still very terrifying, even if one bullet can destroy an enemy, we need at least a million bullets, of course, the bullets mentioned here are heavy machine gun bullets, automatic rifles are not necessarily good. But in fact, if you want to destroy the vampire king, if you don't shoot ten shots and eight shots, it is impossible to kill Ting, and as for the demonized sea crab, it is useless to shoot no matter how many shots you take.

I suddenly realized the seriousness of the situation, turned around and grabbed Aunt Susan's hand, and said: "Aunt Susan, you immediately lead the people, and quickly organize the old and weak women and children to retreat before the airport falls...... Aunt Susan nodded in shock, staggered out, didn't run far, and fell a somersault herself, but fortunately she immediately got up and ran all the way.

Immediately send a telegram to the dead fat man and Ren Xiaofeng, asking them to answer us...... Aberdeen is sure to fight a vicious battle, although our equipment is already very good, but we have suffered a big loss in numbers, and the sea tribes are rough and thick-skinned, very durable.

I glanced at Martin Bruch with some depression and said, "Why did the Sea Clan attack Aberdeen?" "Theoretically, this is not a strategic area, and it is really inexplicable to go to such great lengths to grab it.

Little Martin smiled bitterly and said, "I guess the Sea Clan is not here to fight us, in fact, the Sea Clan may still think that Aberdeen is in the hands of the Batman...... You don't know yet, do you? The Sea Tribes and the Batmen have fought several times in the UK, but because most of the locations are inland, the Sea Tribes suffered a big loss, and finally had to retreat to the Welsh area, relying on the coast as a base to withstand the attack of the Batmen. ”

I nodded: "I understand, no wonder this attack on Aberdeen, the Sea Clan sent more demonized sea crabs, it turned out to be to guard against the condescending shooting of the Batman." "But knowing that it didn't work, we beat the Batman away and became a scapegoat.

Cao Yijing drove the helicopter back again, and as soon as he landed, Ou Xiang ran up to me and told me: "It works, the chili sauce works, but the effect is not as good as the tear gas bomb, after we threw the 'earth bomb' down, several vampire kings were contaminated with chili sauce, went crazy on the spot, and desperately attacked their companions, several demonized sea crabs were unlucky, and many crab feet were interrupted by the vampire king." ”

Lu Hu also said: "The effect of whiskey is not very obvious, but the demonized sea crab that was stained with alcohol has significantly reduced its mobility, and it seems that it has also lost its sense of direction, and it is rampage in the sea tribe army, crawling in a mess, quite like a drunk reckless man." ”

I nodded, and immediately called the newly recruited 300 local Scottish townsmen over, and shouted: "Folks, I want you to go all out, collect chili sauce, chili oil and all kinds of spirits with your mouth as fast as you can, the more the better, the faster the better, now let's go!" ”

The villagers were stunned and asked, "Aren't you going to fight?" Why did it change to a banquet? When I heard this, I was furious and scolded, "Do you want to live for them?" If you want to live, do it. The Scottish folks finally reacted from their shock and dispersed in a hurry, driving all kinds of large cars and small cars to collect strategic materials.

We only have more than 3,000 people in our hands, and we can't hold the entire city position at all, and before half an hour, a wave of vampire kings broke through the gap between the tank troops and the armored troops, and came straight to our base.

But the situation is getting more and more out of control, first of all, the heavy artillery firepower of our armored forces is too weak to withstand the attack of the demonized sea crabs. Bian Jiafu and Fu Baoshan resisted desperately, but they still inevitably had to retreat gradually. Xu Ningqiao and they have come back with bombs for the second time to reinforce, but the effect is minimal, and the problem is not solved at all.

I was in a hurry, and immediately asked the dead fat man, Ren Xiaofeng, and Simon for help, and after about ten minutes, the missiles of several of them finally came over one after another, and finally suppressed the offensive of the Sea Clan.

But then came the problem, because the vampire king's corpses were piled up, which greatly affected the vision of our fighters, and the enemy was very cunning to use the cover of the corpses to continue to attack our side, and in less than half an hour, our troops were forced to retract a stone's throw back.

The Lionheart King Sal kindly reminded me: "Old flower, it's not okay to go on like this, one day we will have no way to retreat, and we will be squeezed into a small one by the Sea Clan." "Of course, we Terrans have thought of the problem that even this fool can see, but what is there to solve it?

Fortunately, by this time, the British villagers had already returned with a full load, and more than 100 cars were loaded with various chili products and spirits. I was overjoyed and immediately told them to distribute these things to the front line, and then told the immediate wing to sprinkle them all over the positions at once, and then withdraw to the place where they were a stone's throw away.

The fighting stopped suddenly.

Except for the missiles supported by the dead fat man, the artillery fire on our side has stopped sounding, and I built a walkie-talkie and shouted: "******, why don't you fight?" Are they all dead? Fu Baoshan smiled bitterly on the walkie-talkie: "What else are you fighting?" If the sea monsters don't rush up, do you want us to rush over and find death? ”

I paused for a moment: "That's not necessary...... Why didn't the Sea Clan rush up? Did the chili sauce and whiskey work? ”

Fu Baoshan sighed over there, and said with a smile: "Who came up with this bad idea...... Haha, Lao Hua, it's a pity that you didn't see it, the sea tribe is now trying to find a way to transport seawater and wash the roads covered with chili sauce. I was startled when I heard this, and shouted, "Hurry up and stop them, the chili sauce is washed away, and they will attack!" Fu Baoshan said: "No, there are too many corpses, we can't see them." ”

I sighed, although the chili sauce is more volatile resistant, but the spirits generally don't last long, they will dissipate, and they need to be replenished from time to time. Fortunately, although the Scots eat chili peppers poorly, they still have a good habit of drinking spirits, and soon the Scottish villagers sent the second batch of supplies to the front, this time only a small part of the chili sauce, most of which was whiskey.

I was stunned, thinking about how to get through the crisis in front of me, when I heard Bian Jiafu say on the walkie-talkie: "Old flower, we found a person...... Oh my God! He exclaimed on the walkie-talkie: "Lao Hua, I saw Boss Pang, the Boss Pang in Nanguanling Prison." ”

Now I was also surprised: "You saw him?" Bian Jiafu hurriedly sighed and said, "He is waving a white flag and walking towards us...... Lao Hua, do you want to send him to hell with one shot? I squinted my eyes and thought about it, shook my head and said, "No, let him go, it seems that the Sea Clan wants to negotiate with us." ”

Sure enough, not long after, Boss Pang's voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Hello, Huada." I snorted and said angrily, "I can't die yet." Boss Pang began to comfort me bitterly on the walkie-talkie: "Hua Da is in charge, we Chinese have an old saying......" I snatched his words: "Yes, yes, gotta stop, don't put gold on your face, damn it, are you worthy of being a Chinese?" ”

Boss Pang was not angry, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, it's all here, you can scold me as much as you want...... The King of the West Sea sent me over to talk to you for a while, you have been surrounded, if you want to live, you must quickly disarm and surrender, the treatment of the Sea Clan is very generous, the gold is big, the beauty is big......"

I'm happy to say this, Mary next door, it's been almost a hundred years, why don't the traitors know how to keep up with the times, and they still talk to us about the old words of the thirties and forties of the last century. Just thinking about whether to cut off one of his thighs or gouge out his two eyes, I heard Boss Pang continue: "Don't think that you can block the attack of the Sea Clan with chili sauce or whiskey, as long as it gets dark, countless Zongzi will take to the streets, and then the Hai Clan can pave a road with the corpse of Zongzi." ”

The world is so wonderful, in the British Isles, the sea tribe can't beat the batman, the batman can't beat the human race, the human race is so scared by the zombie dumplings that they don't dare to go out at night, and the sea tribe can clean up the zombies. The offensive and defensive momentum has come full circle, and there is no real winner for the time being. (To be continued.) )