Episode 44 Thai embarrassment

Because the distance is too close, our brothers can no longer shoot, and can only watch the hand-to-hand fight between the Thai beautiful girl and the magic elephant, and the thrilling scene is staged in front of our eyes.

However, the difference in strength between the two sides is too great, and it is not a fight at all, but a massacre and death.

The Thai beautiful girl hurriedly retreated, and occasionally avoided the fangs of the magic elephant, fortunately, the elephants in Thailand are all Asian elephants, and the tusks are relatively short, if the beautiful girl is facing an adult African elephant, it is difficult to be so lucky.

I was still thinking about how to rescue the beautiful Thai girl, but I saw her jump on the head of the magic elephant, step on the fangs of the magic elephant, and slash at the head of the magic elephant with a knife. Obviously, the beautiful girl even used the strength to breastfeed, and after a knife, I could even see the skull of the magic elephant.

But this injury is basically negligible to the demon elephant, and it struggles to shake its head, trying to throw the beautiful girl off its head.

The beautiful girl involuntarily crooked, her skills are really good, her left hand probed, and it was actually inserted into the left eye socket of the magic elephant, but I don't know why, I actually failed to scratch the eye of the magic elephant. The beautiful girl firmly clasped the eyebrow bone of the magic elephant with her left hand, but she was not thrown off by the magic elephant. She didn't stop for a moment, as soon as she stabilized herself, she immediately brandished her wood knife, and slashed three or four times in one go, cutting the skin of the demon elephant's head open, which was miserable.

The left eye of the demon elephant was even more hideous and terrifying because of the relationship between the eyelids being pulled. Changed to a normal elephant, encountered this situation has long been provoked to rage, and this demon elephant seems to be indifferent, shaking its head wantonly, as if playing a game of cat and mouse, it suddenly roared, its head lowered, and raised its head violently, and threw the beautiful girl high all of a sudden, and then the big guy immediately posed, ready to give her a fatal blow when the beautiful girl's body fell from mid-air.

The strength of the magic elephant is very terrifying, the weight of the beautiful girl is one hundred and ten pounds, it is simply a sandbag for it, and it was picked up and flew up several meters high at once, I saw a rare opportunity in the tree, and knew that this was probably the last chance to rescue the beautiful girl, and gritted his teeth at the moment, and his two feet were wrapped around the tree, and his upper body stood up in the direction of the beautiful girl's flight, and he was in the direction where she flew over, and hurriedly stopped her waist and hugged her deadly.

But then I lost my balance, and I hung upside down on the tree, and if it weren't for my legs still clinging to the tree, maybe I would have fallen under the tree with the beautiful girl.

The worst thing is that the beautiful girl in her arms is still doing the knife chopping action like crazy, and her body can't stop sliding down, I quickly said: "Don't move!" You're safe! If you move again, you'll fall again. "Fortunately, she is a woman, fortunately she is developing well, and her bulging breasts have somewhat blocked her, so she has not slipped out of my arms again.

I hugged her from behind, because it was hard to exert all my strength in this position, so my position at this time was very funny, basically like a cooked prawn, and my chin was almost poking out of her shoulder. The girl looked back in amazement, but she came face to face with me, and I saw that her big black and white eyes were full of fear, and I comforted her several times, and finally quieted her down.

The demon elephant under the tree suddenly lost its enemy, and it could not help but be so angry that it roared, and its companions came one after another, howling along with it. They soon spotted us hanging upside down from under the tree, and several tall golems stood up, stretching out their long snouts to sweep us down.

At this distance, I saw several bloody golem trunks poking out, which really scared the living to death, and I screamed with the beautiful girl. I'm up there, and I'm not in danger for the time being, but the beautiful girl's position is relatively low, and it wasn't long before one of her shoes was swept away by the Elephants with their long trunks. Frightened, she screamed loudly, curled up desperately, and even the material knife fell down.

The beautiful girl's struggle, my legs can't stand it anymore, and it's obviously a sign of decline. If this falls, where is the life? I was so frightened that I hurriedly shouted, "Help me!" ”

Hoffman and the Dead Fat Man sat on the same branch with me, and the two of them knew that something was wrong without me shouting, and one of them grabbed one of my legs and pulled it up, and then I sat upside down on the branch, and I scolded, "******, you want to pop my eggs, don't you?" ”

The two guys on the tree couldn't help but be stunned, the dead fat man let the big old black hold on, he let go of my legs, followed my example, and hung upside down on the branch, grabbed my neck and collar, and Ou Xiang on the branch next to him untied the belt of his trousers, and used the belt as a rope, so that the Thai beautiful girl caught it, and several people worked together to finally pull the two of us to the branch.

This time there was a death escape, and everyone was so tired that they couldn't breathe. I held on to the branch with one hand and grabbed the Thai girl's arm with the other to prevent her from falling again. The dead fat man over there didn't dare to let go, and hugged the girl who broke her ankle tightly. The young Thai man was fortunate not to be injured or had an accident and was able to take care of himself.

The rest of the brothers picked up guns of all sizes and crackled under the trees. Someone also threw a few grenades into the group of magic elephants in the distance, and after a few loud "bumps", several demon elephant legs were broken. The few of us who walked around the door of the ghost were all languishing, lying on the big tree and panting.

There were more than two dozen golems under the tree, and many of them were colored, apparently injured by grenades. The fire from the trees was so fierce that everyone shot bullets directly into the elephant's head, but fortunately, the target was huge and easy to hit. Perseveringly, he finally knocked down seven or eight demon elephants.

The rest of the demon elephants saw that the momentum was not right, and under the leadership of the elephant, they roared and fled far away. Two golems with broken legs were left behind, killed by a flurry of gunfire from my brothers.

We breathed a sigh of relief, and the young Thai man asked us a few words, and I listened with a big head, and turned back to my brothers, "Which of you knows Thai?" Seeing that everyone shook their heads, he said to Zhengyu: "You ask them in English, who are they, and how can they be chased around by the magic elephant?" ”

Zheng Yu asked in English, and the young Thai man was obviously in a daze, and it seemed that he didn't understand English. Fortunately, after the three Thais looked at each other, the girl with the ankle coughed dryly, and then said a few words in English, and Zheng Yu translated on her behalf: "She said that her name is Xiao C, and the man's name is Sun Qi, and both of them are subordinates of the girl saved by Lao Hua." He looked at me and said, "The girl you saved is called R. Yourong, and she is the lord of Qingzhu. ”

The dead fat man didn't understand all of a sudden, and said what are you talking about? Why did you still get out of the county lord? I coughed dryly and whispered, "Don't be surprised, the full name of Thailand is the Kingdom of Thailand, which is a constitutional monarchy, and of course there is a king." If there is a king, there will be a prince and a county king, what is there to make a fuss about? But having said that, I was still very unaccustomed to it, and I muttered, "It's very different from China, and I think their names are weird." ”

The dead fat man nodded in agreement, and agreed: "Well, these two girls' thighs are indeed white......"

I was happy when I heard it, and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, what thighs and calves, black and white and white~" The dead fat man was not convinced, and the Thai chick with her feet in her arms came out, and said, "Did I say it wrong?" "I glanced at the two Thai girls and saw that they were both wearing local skirts and shorts, and their thighs were really snow-white...... Quickly cleaned up his mind, glared at the dead fat man, and said: "You are just a pouting mule, you can only sell it for a donkey price, everyone is the one who survives the catastrophe, why are you so disrespectful?" The dead fat man muttered, "They can't understand Chinese, what are they afraid of?" ”

Listening to R. Yourong coughed dryly, and said in Chinese: "Now the situation is urgent, everyone needs to flee for their lives, please don't study my thighs anymore, okay?" ”

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I rolled my eyes in my heart, thinking that my reputation had been ruined by the dead fat man's broken mouth...... I wanted to explain a few words, but after thinking about it, it seemed that this matter would become darker and darker, so I quickly dispelled this idea. I sincerely apologized to Lord Yourong, explaining that we were just admiring and had absolutely no intention of offending, and finally asked, "How can you speak Chinese?" ”

R. Yourong said seriously: "What's so strange about speaking Chinese? One out of every ten Thais is Chinese, and more than half of the people in Bangkok have Chinese ancestry, and the Chinese are a very important part of Thailand......" He pointed to the companion named Sun Qi and said, "He is a pure-blooded Chinese...... Unfortunately, he was born and raised in Thailand and does not speak Chinese. Editor C is a Dai ethnic group and does not speak Chinese. ”

I wondered, "Then how could you?" You Rong smiled slightly and said, "Because I'm also Chinese...... Well, I mean I'm half-Chinese, and my mom is Chinese. She looked at us and asked, "Are you from China?" ”

I nodded, gave her a rough overview of what was going on over there, and said, "We're in a mess over there...... But it seems to be stronger than you here, what the hell are you doing here? The streets are full of zongzi who are not afraid of the sun, and there is actually a zombie king who is in charge of command......"

R?Yourong let out an "oh" and said with admiration: "You guys are amazing...... We here have heard that the doomsday virus outbreak has caused riots. Everyone scrambled to escape, but the virus broke out when the chaos was in the middle of the chaos. A lot of people turned into zombies directly, and many more were bitten to death by zombies. In the chaos, the cars collided, causing a fire, and the burning zombies scattered the fire headbands everywhere, and soon the huge Bangkok was full of holes...... Luckily, the zombies on our side don't have the ability to spread the virus...... But even so, there is no way to measure the losses we have here, and the losses of personnel are particularly serious. My dad and I had a great deal of effort to gather more than a hundred people, and we didn't have any weapons. Recently, there has been a problem with the food supply, and my father sent me to take Xiao C and Sun Qi to Bangkok to see if I could find food, but I didn't know how to do it, and I was targeted by the group of demon elephants. ”

I thought about it, most of them were affected by the fish pond of our conflict with the zombie king, and the golem was summoned by the zombie king to attack us, and the three of them were surrounded out for some reason.

You Rong steadied herself, sat upright, and asked, "Friends from the north, you have come to our Thailand thousands of miles away, won't you come for sightseeing?" "The county lord is the county lord, quite aristocratic, official, and very diplomatic ambassador. Even more beautiful, in her natural beauty, a ray of sunlight passed through the thick branches and leaves, projected onto her charming face, and looked really like an angel.

I was dumbfounded by the magnificence displayed by the county lord of Qingzhu at that moment, and my mouth was the truth, telling our situation and the purpose of this trip as it was. Anyway, there was no need to hide what I said, so I said it in great detail, and in the end I told her that our destination was Beilan.

R?Yourong nodded and said, "I see! Your minds are truly remarkable, and you can deduce such complex and mysterious questions...... No wonder my mother used to say to me, 'One day you will be proud of your Chinese ancestry'. She sighed and said, "It's a pity that my father has always looked down on the Americans, and I'm afraid he won't approve of us helping you." ”

I heard her strange words and was stunned, "What's wrong?" What time is it now, and what are you talking about the Cold War between the Americans and the Chinese? The human race of the whole world is about to perish, and the racial concept and value model are still clinging to it? ”

R. Yourong sighed and said, "I don't say anything about the situation in Thailand, but you also understand that our government has been following the Americans. "As soon as I heard it, I knew that it would be difficult to get the support of the King of Qingzhu County, but fortunately, there was no need to get the support of the local government for our operation this time, they couldn't even take care of themselves now, and they wouldn't have the leisure to come to us for trouble.

Thinking of this, my heart also brightened a lot, so I smiled and said: "It's okay~ Since we were able to drive those alternative civilizations underground five thousand years ago, there is no reason to lose again after five thousand years." When you go back and tell your father, I ****** appreciate his kindness. ”

Lord Yourong gave me a blank look and asked, "What kind of attitude do you call this?" My dad isn't old and confused, how can he not tell friend from foe? Let's take his time to convince him, and he'll listen. He looked at me and asked, "If you don't know anyone here, you can make sure you find the shemale temple with just a few maps?" ”

I thought that what she said was really right, if we foreigners recklessly searched for it ourselves, even if we could find it in the end, we don't know how much time it would consume, and what we lack most now is time.

Seeing my hesitant face, R. Yourong said very seriously: "Don't see each other again, the government's actions can't affect the feelings of the people, two hundred years ago Thailand was still a vassal state of China, we were originally a family, and we should help each other as a matter of course." Seeing that I nodded, he said, "You go with the three of us to my father first, and he will provide you with the transportation you need...... By the way, you're not going to just walk to the ladyboy temple, are you? That's a few hundred kilometers away, which day do you want to go? ”

When I heard this, I was startled and asked, "How many hundred kilometers?" How could it be so far? R. Yourong smiled and said: "You don't know, Thailand has two northern packages, one is near Bangkok, more than 30 kilometers east of Bangkok, but there is no shemale temple in that place at all, there is the world's largest crocodile farm, mainly breeding Thai crocodiles, as well as African crocodiles, Australian crocodiles and Chinese Chinese alligators and other more than 10 species, the number of more than 100,000. Only since the doomsday virus hit Thailand, many people and animals have been demonized, the demon we just saw, is just one of the more terrifying, the most powerful is the demonized crocodile, they have always been the role of not reaching the goal and vowing not to give up. ”

When I heard this, I turned to look at my companions, thinking that they should know more or less about the local situation, and that I should not be frightened by a little girl's big words.

The young man named Zhengyu nodded and said, "What the county lord of Qingzhu said is right, I checked the relevant information before I came, and the farm really has it, and the design of Crocodile Lake Park is also unique." There are wooden crocodile viewing buildings along the lake, and at the same time, the crocodile buildings are connected with an aerial corridor with two people high, forming a curved aerial crocodile viewing corridor. If you go up to the corridor, you can see it at all. There are wooden crocodile viewing buildings along the lake, and at the same time, the crocodile buildings are connected with an aerial corridor with two people high, forming a curved aerial crocodile viewing corridor. Climb the corridor for a panoramic view of Crocodile Lake. After watching the crocodiles, visitors can also watch the thrilling 'human-crocodile fight' performance. ”

After listening to Zhengyu's confirmation, I grunted and foamed, and asked, "Then do you know where the other Bei Lan is?" "I thought that thanks to these living treasures, otherwise we wouldn't have gone all the way to Crocodile Pond stupidly without knowing the situation.

Zhengyu shook his head and said, "Then I don't know......" I had no choice but to turn back to look at R. Yourong, hoping that she would tell her about the situation, how do you know R? Yourong straightened her chest and said, "This matter must be agreed by my father......" winked at me: "Do you want to meet my father?" ”

What else can I say? I looked up at my brothers, and when I saw them nodding to me one by one, I said to R. Yourong, "Okay...... Then please lead the way. ”