Episode 45 Nanyang Witchcraft

Braided Little C's ankle twisted badly, but she insisted on walking on her own. The dead fat man scared her and said: "I just twisted my foot and can't walk casually, otherwise the joint recovery will be slow, in case of bone hyperplasia, maybe you will become a cripple for the rest of your life......" Seeing that editor C didn't understand, he hurriedly found a translator to blend it into English.

I was secretly amused in my heart, the twisted foot of the little C was not very serious, and the dead fat man deliberately said this, obviously wanting to eat other people's tofu...... In fact, it's no wonder that the dead fat man moved the color heart, and the kind of softness unique to Thai girls is still very attractive. Especially the two girls in front of them, they are even more beautiful than daffodils with dewdrops.

When the dead fat man said this, Bian Xiao C was really scared, and hurriedly asked what to do~~ No wonder she was afraid, who wants to be lame?

The dead fat man said, "What else can I do?" Of course, it's looking for someone to carry you......" The dead fat man actually played with the desire to catch up: "Ahem, you let Sun Qi carry you, that kid is quite a tough ......" Bian Xiao C glanced back at Sun Qi, who was leading the way at the front, and couldn't help but smile bitterly. Originally, it was no problem for Sun Qi to carry her, but now Sun Qi is responsible for leading the way...... With a big living person on his back, how can he lead the way? It's good not to pull the back leg of the team.

The dead fat man is very shrewd, we people don't know the road, so we naturally need to make up a small C, R, Yourong and they show us the way, not to mention that we are still guests. But now that Bian Xiao C has sprained her ankle, although R. Yourong knows the road, she still has to open the road with a material knife in her hand while walking, which is not something that she can do as a little girl.

Bian Xiao C gritted his teeth and took two more steps, breaking out in a cold sweat in pain...... Well, it could be hot, I'm not sure. Anyway, I listened to the dead fat man learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds and say righteous words: "Oops...... Come on, don't be reckless, I'll carry you. ”

Bian Xiao C thanked him, and finally fell on the back of the dead fat man. The dead fat man suddenly had a red face, full of energy, a straight waist, a relaxed and proud shelf, a shy belly, and a daughter-in-law who learned from Zhu Bajie. While still complaining, he actually coaxed Xiao C to promise to invite him to tea~~...... Yours is yours, dead fatty!

On the way, R. Yourong looked at me with a serious face and said with a smile: "Don't worry, although my father is the king of the county, but the current Thailand is not what it used to be, the so-called county king is only equivalent to your Chinese county magistrate, and it is also an honorary position, without any real power." ”

When I saw that she was smiling without any guilt, I wondered in my heart, as if she was hiding something from me. I'm sure it's a good thing, but I can't guess what it is.

After winding through the dense forest for more than two hours, I finally came to a small valley, and there was an asphalt road, and I looked into the valley, and at the end of the road, there were several low houses.

I touched the stone guardrails on both sides of the highway and said in amazement, "Your base is here?" R?Yourong said with a smile in her eyes: "Yes, you are welcome to be a guest." I was noncommittal and muttered, "You really know how to choose a place...... Is this a refuge? It's a paradise. ”

"Hehe......" R. Yourong laughed crisply, she nodded, and said with a smile: "Of course, what do you think this place is?" This was originally a forest park, right? When the apocalyptic virus didn't break out, there were many people here every day. ”

I couldn't help but pat my head and laugh too...... What kind of place is this? This is the vicinity of Bangkok, how can there be a large area of rainforest without human activity near such a metropolis?

R. Yourong pointed straight ahead and said, "Turn this corner, and this is where we stand...... Hehe, don't worry, there's an iron fence there, and zombies can't climb over it. ”

Looking at the surrounding giant trees and the singing of birds and flowers, it feels like you have come to an outing. The dead fat man began to show off his broken gong voice, and was singing love songs to Xiao C. The yin and yang of the singing are frustrated, and there is a bit of **** taste.

Ou Xiang's ears were sharp, and he suddenly said, "No, Lao Hua, something seems to have happened in front." The rest of us were stunned together, and listened closely, and sure enough, we faintly heard the sound of dense slapping.

R. Yourong's face changed, Sun Qi turned around and said something, R. Yourong immediately ran up, a few of us quickly chased after it, and ran out of hundreds of meters in one breath, R. Yourong suddenly waved her hand, hid behind a big tree, looked ahead, and said with a wry smile: "A group of zombies have found our base." ”

I looked at it, and sure enough, a hundred and ten meters away, there were more than a dozen zombies crowded together, and they surrounded a high iron fence, and they kept beating the iron branches, as if they wanted to rush into the fence. Looking further inside the fence, there are also dozens of people armed with wooden sticks and knives, waiting for them. One by one, they are tense, and they seem to be ready to fight desperately at any time.

Because we were quite close to the group of zongzi, we didn't dare to speak loudly, so we quietly asked R. Yourong: "Comrade County Lord, why don't the people in your base shoot?" With so many zombies outside, something is going to happen sooner or later. Yourong looked back at me and asked, "What did you say?" I said it again, and she still didn't hear clearly. I had to cough dryly, almost put my mouth on her ear, and asked a third time.

You Rong glanced at me and said, "We are a small country in the countryside, okay?" Not as generous as your **** Shangguo...... We don't have much ammunition for guns. "I suspect that this little girl is deliberately seducing me, at the same distance, I can hear her speak very clearly, and she deliberately pretends not to hear when I speak~~.

I picked up my gun, took a look, and found that if I fired at this angle, it would easily hurt the people inside the fence. R. Yourong hurriedly pressed my hand and whispered, "Don't shoot, the gunfire is too harsh, and it's easy to lure zongzi from other places here." ”

I'll just ask you if there are any other entrances to this place? R. Yourong said there was a back door, but it was far away. When I saw her holding a knife and trying to go forward, I couldn't help but be startled, grabbed her, and whispered, "What are you doing?" She glared at me and said, "Of course it's zombie killing!" ”

I said in my heart, you don't even have a gun, how can you kill zombies? Before he could finish thinking about it, he saw R. Yourong quietly make a few gestures to Sun Qi, and the two of them came to the vicinity of a large clump of bamboo under the cover of trees. I didn't know what they were going to do, when I suddenly saw R. Yourong walking out of hiding place generously, whistling at the dozen or so zongzi, and waving to them to come over .......

I hurriedly beckoned everyone to be on guard, looked at the situation, and felt that it was uncertain to shoot, so I ordered: "Don't shoot, everyone, so as not to hurt the innocent, and don't still use grenades, in case you blow up the iron fence, it will be all over...... Don't shout if you're fine, so as not to attract more zongzi. Seeing Ou Xiang raise his eyebrows high at me, he nodded and said, "Okay, okay, your uncle, I know that you have good marksmanship and a silencer...... You can shoot, but you are not allowed to carry a grenade. ”

I'm arranging it here, and the zongzi over there have begun to come over one after another, and the zongzi generally don't have the ability to run remotely, so they didn't start a war all at once.

It seems that this time it will only be hand-to-hand combat.

When I was engrossed, I suddenly saw R. Yourong stretching out her hand to the side, Sun Qi handed a green bamboo pole to her hand, the bamboo pole was verdant, the front end was sharpened by the wood knife, R. Yourong leaned back, shook his hand and said that the bamboo javelin was thrown.

The turquoise javelin drew a graceful arc in mid-air, and stabbed into the chest of a zongzi with a "pounce", and actually passed through the body, nailing the zombie to the ground.

R. Yourong stretched out her hand again, took the second green bamboo javelin, and threw it with all her might, without looking to see if she had hit the target, she reached out to catch the third javel......in.

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It's not like a battle anymore, it's a bit like an acrobatic show. When Sun Qi sharpened the clump of bamboo into javelins with his hands and feet, R. Yourong had already nailed all the zongzi to the ground. The zombie's power system comes from the spine, even if it is nailed to the ground by the bamboo javelin, it still does not die, and one by one it opens its teeth and claws, trying to get out of the predicament of the javelin.

We watched R. Yourong snort at the group of zongzi, and Sun Qi had already picked up the material knife and ran over, one by one, and eliminated the dozen zongzi. When it came to the last zongzi, the zongzi suddenly broke free from the restraints, and pounced on Sun Qi viciously, we all sweated for Sun Qi at once, who knew that this kid did a backflip on the spot, "snapped", and put his knee on the chin of the zongzi. This time the force was very strong, and he directly took the "Teng Teng Teng Teng ......" on the top of the zongzi back several steps and sat on a big tree. Just saw that Sun Qi shook his hand and still flew the wood knife, after a touch of cold light, "click", the wood knife cut off the neck of the zongzi at once, and the residual momentum was not weakened, and it was deeply cut on the trunk.

The dead fat man said in a lost voice: "Good guy, I really can't see it, this kid is still a Muay Thai master...... I can also see that Sun Qi uses Muay Thai moves, and if he is a brother of any school in China, he will not choose to somersault out of the knee...... Wouldn't it be more convenient to go straight to the heart?

Our guys were dumbfounded, and the dead fat man said: "Old flower, I think it's time to change our combat strategy...... I glared at him and said: "If you want to go back to kindergarten for a few more years, then I will support you, and Bai Xiaomei will not dislike you." "It's a problem, these Thais have a very peculiar way of fighting, and it's very effective, but I'm going to choose our approach instead of a headshot at a time.

As he was talking, the people inside the fence had already seen R. Yourong and Sun Qi, and they waved to them one after another. We didn't dare to delay, and we all hurriedly approached the iron fence before we were relieved.

Within the fence is obviously a place for human beings to play, the setting is relatively complete, it can be regarded as a high-end resort, not far from the yard, there are two tennis courts side by side. Rows of beautiful villas are built along the valley topography, a pretty mess.

The locals, who looked haggard, frightened and slightly malnourished, were happy to see us strangers with weapons on their backs, and asked us a lot of questions, as if they were thinking of us as a rescue team for the Thai military. There were also several young men who surrounded the elder Black Hoffmann, babbling and asking something in English.

After being asked a few words by them, Da Lao Hei couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, just kept repeating the word "NO, NO, NO......" Zhengyu laughed next to him: "This group of poor Thai leading party still thinks that Hoffman is a liaison sent by the US military......"

I saw that this was the case, and I felt that these young people had brainwashed the Americans, thinking that the Americans were God, and I estimated that eighty percent of them would ask the Americans when they would send an aircraft carrier battle group to rescue them.

Seeing that the situation was a little chaotic, and that my face was not very good-looking, R. Yourong raised her voice to stop everyone's commotion and said a few words in Thai, apparently to introduce our origins to these local survivors. Then I saw these people stunned for a moment, and those Thai brains also let go of the big old black in shock, and looked at us dumbfounded, with a look of disbelief.

The scene was a little too embarrassing, I thought I should stand up and say a few words, and after thinking about it, I coughed dryly and said, "Although I can speak English, I only speak Chinese, and what I want to tell you is: we are from the north, we are Chinese." "R. Yourong had to temporarily act as a translator for me and translate my words in Thai, and after hearing this, the group of people were even more speechless and speechless.

I looked at it and said a few more words, "Our world is on the verge of destruction, and I am as fortunate as you are to live to this day, I don't expect everyone to treat me as a relative, but at least we should be friends." 200 years ago we were a family, and 200 years later, we can still help each other. ”

"Say...... Get...... Good! "Someone said three words in Chinese with a thick foreign accent, and when I turned my head, I saw an old man in good spirits, with a very large face and a very dignified face. Behind him, a gray-haired man and an old woman dressed strangely.

R. Yourong whispered to me: "That's my father...... I immediately understood, greeted him, clasped his fists, and bowed in ancient Chinese worship. Sure enough, a look of surprise appeared on the old man's face, and he quickly folded his hands, returned the salute, and said, "Savadi." ”

When Thai people meet their guests, they usually perform namaste. Put your hands together in front of your chest, bow your head slightly, and greet each other with "Hello" (Hello). When returning the salute, you must also put your hands together and place them between your forehead and chest. Lower-ranking or younger people should take the initiative to salute those of higher status and older people. When a person of high status or an older person returns the salute, his hands should not be higher than his chest. The higher the hands are raised, the deeper the level of respect. In special cases, such as when the commoners visited the king, they were required to bow down; The son became a monk and his parents also bowed down.

The above knowledge was made up before coming to Thailand, and at this time I noticed that the king of Qingzhu County raised his hands very high, and it seemed that he regarded us as honored guests.

R. Yourong acted as a translator, first introduced us to the king of Qingzhu County, and then said to me: "This is my father, the king of Caigexin County...... The king of Qingzhu County did not wait for his daughter to finish, and smiled: "Okay, Mr. Hua, let's talk in Chinese, I can understand Chinese, but I can't speak well." "This old county king said very politely, in fact, he is not modest at all, his Chinese is really not very authentic, I can only barely understand two-thirds.

But since the old man is kind and takes care of my language skills, of course I can't save his face, and dislike his Thai-style Chinese like uncooked soup pot noodles. So I repeatedly expressed my gratitude to the old county king, and R. Yourong held the old county king's arm and translated a few words that I didn't understand.

The old county king pointed back at the gray-haired man behind him and said, "This Mr. Sun Changce is my deputy, and he is a very intelligent person. He is also Chinese and is my wife's younger brother. When I heard this, my heart moved, it turned out to be R. Yourong's uncle, and he hurriedly hugged his fists, but I didn't expect Sun Changce to just return the salute very coldly.

I thought to myself that this guy must have forgotten his identity as a Chinese, otherwise he would not be so rude to his compatriots from afar.

Sun Qi next to him seemed to see some signs, and said something to Sun Changce, but Sun Changce just hummed and waved Sun Qi away, and Sun Qi retreated sullenly.

The old county king was a little surprised, but of course an official like him would not be overwhelmed by this little accident, he smiled slightly, pointed to the old woman next to him, and introduced me very solemnly: "This is Lady Sandra, the most famous local wizard, and legend has it that she is the descendant of the snake spirit." The old witch was even more rude, and without even looking at me, she snorted, even if it was a greeting.

My heart is on fire, thinking to myself, what kind of score do you put with Lao Tzu as a feudal remnant? Dressed in a strange and demonic way, if it weren't for the presence of the old county king, I would have wanted to step on her ugly donkey's face. But after all, there is a request for people, so he laughed at the moment and said with a smile: "Wizard is a rare profession, we have no Chinese creation, I didn't expect Thailand to have such a national treasure...... What is a snake spirit? ”

After listening to the county lord's translation, the old witch glared at me fiercely, whistled, and pointed at it, and a small cyan snake about a foot long swam out of the grass, and the old witch drew two circles with her hands, and the green snake followed her gesture and posed an Arabic numeral "8" on the ground with her body.