Chapter 016: Lord Jin asks questions
"This, this, this," Chang Daren's teeth began to hurt as well.
"This, Ximen Wenxuan's poem, compares His Majesty to the rising sun in the east, emitting ten thousand rays of light, warming the people of my Great Song Dynasty, the idea is very good, it is also very accurate, very good, very good, it is a masterpiece."
"And this, Fang Hao's poem, compares His Majesty to the constellations in the sky and the mortal earth, saving all the people from fire and water, the idea is also very good, very accurate, very good, very good, good work."
"Chang Aiqing said that both poems are very good, so who wins and who loses?" Old Man Huizong interjected again.
"Eh, this, this, Your Majesty, the two capitals are good, comparable." Master Chang said with a sigh of teeth.
Huizong laughed loudly, laughed for a while, seemed to be a little tired, waved his hand and said, "Go on, continue to compare." ”
As if he was about to be amnestied, Chang wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, let out a sigh of relief, and hurriedly retreated into the train, never saying a word again.
Cai Jing swallowed and spat: "This game is a draw, which adult will solve the problem in the next game?" ”
Lord Shangshu Jin of the household department came out of the ranks, and he bowed to Cai Jing with a smile and said, "Taishi, the lower officials are willing to ask questions." ”
Cai Jing looked at Lord Jin and smiled with relief, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, Lord Jin, as a scholar of the household department, can be said to be talented and rich, and you are rich in five cars, you are here to solve the question, very good." ”
The civil and military officials covered their mouths one by one and wanted to laugh, this Lord Jin relied on desperately slapping up Master Cai to become the head of the household department, in charge of the money and grain of the Great Song Dynasty, to say that this person has a big belly and a round waist, a brain full of fat intestines, and it is almost the same, but if you want to say that you are only eight buckets, it is really laughable.
Master Jin has learned well this time, so he doesn't want to make it difficult for both sides to compose poems for himself, in case Fang Hao, this kid comes to another poem and is happy to be a ghost, wouldn't Lao Tzu have to sit on wax again?
He smiled and said: "All the times the Liao envoys came to the civil war, the topics brought are all couplets, and this time is no exception, the two scribes, the old man will use the pair as the body of the test, I will come out with a couplet, and the two will listen well: East Feiyan, West Feiyan, East and West Feiyan and East Feiyan." ”
Cut, Ximen Wenxuan and Fang Hao's faces twitched at the same time, and they forced their disdain to suppress themselves, this Lord Jin is stupid to be an official, right? Take this kind of mentally retarded pair to test the more talented.
"Left guard, right guard, left and right guard." Fang Hao opened his mouth and came.
"Ancient scholars, modern scholars, ancient and modern scholars learn from ancient and modern scholars." Ximen Wenxuan is not weak.
Okay, as soon as the two talents' voices fell, the hall immediately applauded.
Lord Jin was stunned for a moment, this was already the highest level of his literary talent, originally thinking that he would show off with Xiao Taoxian when he went to Chunlai Pavilion to drink flower wine in a few days, but he didn't expect that these two people didn't even think about it, and opened their mouths to pick it up.
"Uh, uh, wait for the old man to come up with another question, uh, yes," Lord Jin scratched his head, turning his stomach in pain.
"Yes," Master Jin remembered that Xiao Taohong had embarrassed his pair, and he couldn't get the gist for several days, and then his eyes lit up and said: "In simple terms, the direct teaching promises life and death." ”
Fang Hao and Ximen Wenxuan were stunned together, looking at each other, and neither of them dared to say a word.
Seeing that the two talented men looked embarrassed at the same time, Lord Jin couldn't help but feel proud in his heart, shaking his head and looking at Taishi Cai with a smile, thinking that Lao Tzu was beautiful now, and directly stumped the two great talents, haha, haha, isn't Lao Tzu the real No. 1 talent in Tokyo? Why didn't I find out that Lao Tzu was so talented before?
Taishi Cai stared at Lord Jin with a pale face, eager to strangle him.
The civil and military officials covered their mouths and snickered one by one, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, for fear of offending Lord Jin, offending Lord Jin would offend Master Cai, and it was so hard to hold back.
Others didn't dare to laugh, but the old man who pleaded for Fang Hao before did, he stroked his long beard with his hand and asked with a smile: "Lord Jin is so literate, where did this pair come from?" ”
Lord Jin said proudly and modestly: "Taiwei Chen praised it, although the lower official is not talented, he also reads poetry and books on weekdays. ”
"Hahahaha," Taiwei Chen laughed loudly, "Lord Jin is tall, really tall, worthy of being a merry seed on the Fengyue Field, a master of breaking branches among the flowers, hahaha......"
Although many officials with low laughter were afraid of Cai Jing, they couldn't hold back anymore when they heard this, and they bent over their stomachs one by one and laughed out loud.
Huizong didn't raise his eyelids, snorted with a cold face, and slammed the tea cup in his hand on the dragon case.
Lord Jin looked at the big guy inexplicably, and then looked at Taishi Cai, who could kill him with his eyes, and he was shocked in his heart, he really didn't know what was wrong.
Fang Hao smiled and bowed to Lord Jin and said: "This pair of adults is wonderful, it is really wonderful, the grass people are still young and have not yet married a wife, so they really can't understand the beauty of this pair, ashamed, ashamed." ”
Ximen Wenxuan peeked at Taishi Cai, Taishi Cai secretly shook his head at him, he understood it, and hurriedly stepped forward and said: "This, this, Lord Jin is wonderful, Xiaosheng can't understand it, it's really embarrassing." ”
Lord Jin scratched his head, the suspicion in his heart became more and more suspicious, he was stupid, but his eyes were very poisonous, and he had already seen the movement of Taishi Cai secretly shaking his head at Ximen Wenxuan, and a trace of bad feeling suddenly appeared in his heart.
Taishi Cai coughed and said, "Lord Jin, stand down." ”
"Huh? This ......"
"Stand down."
"Yes, yes, the lower officials obey the order."
Lord Jin retreated to the train stupidly, and Cai Jing said with a long face: "In the second game, it will be a draw." ”
"In the third game, a question will determine the winner or loser, which adult will make the question?" Cai Jing's eyes were patrolling again.
The civil and military officials lowered their heads and twisted their beards, and moved their heels back one by one, and no one dared to squeak.
Also, the first two adults all wanted to curry favor with Taishi Cai, but the results were not satisfactory, it seems that this is a thankless errand, if this last question makes Ximen Wenxuan lose in his own hands, it will be very bad, who would dare to step forward and take the initiative to provoke right and wrong?
Cai Jing looked at it for a long time, and when he saw that no one was willing to come out, his big eyes rolled a few times, staring at the face of a white-faced official in his fifties.
The white-faced official was one of the dozen or so people who had ridden the wall before, but he never expected that Taishi Cai was staring at him, and he panicked, and quickly lowered his head, as if he was studying some esoteric pattern on the tip of his shoe.
If he knew the consequences of looking down at the tip of his shoe, he would have regretted his choice, because if he looked down at the tip of his shoe, he would not be able to see the other officials standing side by side.
Several officials on his left and right dodged and retreated under the forced gaze of Taishi Cai, and when he found that there was something surprisingly wrong with the silence around him, he looked up and almost spurted out a mouthful of black blood, I go, the ministers around him have already retreated two or three steps away, leaving him alone in front.
Cai Jing patted him on the shoulder with a look of relief and said: "Lord Bai took the initiative to ask the question, and he really deserves to be a scholar in charge of the Hanlin Academy, as the leader of the Great Song Dynasty literary circle, it is most appropriate for you to preside over the third game, please." ”
Scholar Bai was about to cry, he was aggrieved in his heart, Lao Tzu didn't invite disasters or cause trouble, and you Cai Taishi and Chen Taiwei didn't want to participate in the same pot of porridge, so why couldn't you let Lao Tzu go?
Neutrality is risky, and you must be cautious when riding the wall.