Chapter 017: Victory
Okay, Master Cai, since you have to be difficult for Lao Tzu, then don't blame Lao Tzu for being polite.
Scholar Bai was angry in his heart, and he calmed down, brushed his short beard, looked at Fang Hao and Ximen Wenxuan, and said in a deep voice: "Since the Liao envoy Wenzhan is mainly based on pairs, the old man will also come up with a pair to test the two talents, please listen well, the old man uses the word Lei as a question, and kicks the three stones of Lei Bridge." ”
Okay, this is wonderful, three stones are Lei, and kicking the Lei Bridge will not become three stones? Scholar Bai is really powerful, and the officials nodded in appreciation.
Ximen Wenxuan pondered for a moment and looked at Fang Hao, Fang Hao made a gesture of please, and said with a smile: "Ximen Gongzi pleases first." ”
Ximen Wenxuan nodded, and he was not polite, and said slowly: "Cut out the two mountains of words." ”
"Okay, okay," someone high-fived and applauded: "Two mountains are out, won't it become two mountains when they are cut out?" That's right, that's wonderful, Ximen Gongzi really deserves to be the first genius in Tokyo, with quick thinking and literary thinking. ”
These applauding people are obviously Cai Jing's people, and Cai Jing is also nodding and smiling, delighted.
Ximen Wenxuan was praised by everyone, proud, and slanted at Fang Hao with his eyes and said, "This little brother, it's your turn." ”
Fang Hao smiled and arched his hand at him: "Admire, admire, Ximen Gongzi is really powerful, but this is the next link, the fat powder is too heavy, if a woman responds like this, it can be praised, man, hehe......"
He was halfway through his words and shook his head silently.
The originally complacent Ximen Gongzi couldn't help but be furious when he saw Fang Hao's evaluation of his fat powder being too heavy, but at this time, he was in front of the Golden Palace, and his demeanor still couldn't be lost, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Oh? Since the little brother has such a high theory, my son has to listen to it. ”
Scholar Bai also wanted to shout for this couplet, but when he saw Fang Hao's sarcastic words, he immediately stopped talking, wanting to hear how this Fang Hao justified himself.
Fang Hao said unhurriedly: "Cut, the things in the woman's hands are also, it's okay to cut the thread and cut the cloth or something, but it is difficult to cut the two mountains." ”
Scholar Bai was stunned when he heard this, but after thinking about it carefully, he couldn't help but nod secretly.
Ximen Wenxuan suppressed the anger in his heart and said: "Then you also let this son listen to one." ”
Fang Hao smiled proudly and said: "Since Bai Gongzi uses the word, then he also borrows this word in the next, the manly man naturally has the momentum of a man, and listen to it, split the two mountains of the way out." ”
"Good, that's right, good momentum." Taiwei Chen did not miss any opportunity to attack Cai Jing's henchmen, and immediately applauded and applauded loudly.
Cai Jing glared at Taiwei Chen fiercely, and then at Fang Hao, seeing that the two of them were indifferent, they didn't pay attention to their anger at all, so they had to glare at Scholar Bai angrily.
Scholar Bai Mingzhe protects himself, neither dares to pretend not to see Taishi Cai's angry eyes, nor can he say with a clear conscience that Fang Hao is not right, besides, if he cheats, the old man Huizong is still squinting his eyes and watching the battle on the dragon chair, he is also a literary master, it is impossible not to hear the advantages and disadvantages.
"This, Ximen Gongzi is quick to think, and he wins quickly, Fang Hao is full of atmosphere, and he is absolutely right, but unfortunately the word of the chosen answer refers to Ximen Gongzi, so the old man thinks that the two sides are drawn." He didn't want to offend either side, and apparently took the opportunity to come and make peace with the mud again.
The civil and military officials were in a commotion again, and the winner of the three games and two wins won the game, but what are the three games and three draws? So who will represent the Liao envoys of the Great Song Dynasty?
Cai Jing looked at the old slippery head and sneered, where is he willing to let him slip away easily, this old guy has won him over many times, but he just talked about him left and right, refused to put in his own account to listen to orders, and smeared oil between Taiwei Chen and himself on both sides, slippery and did not leave his hands.
No, you can't just let him go.
Cai Jing made up his mind and sneered: "Since the three games are tied, then one more question will determine the winner, and one more question will determine the outcome of the matter, and the two masters will not work hard, Bai Daxue, you can continue to solve the problem." ”
"Huh? Me again? Scholar Bai was dumbfounded.
"Yes, yes, yes, don't work hard, Scholar Bai will continue to solve the question, and you must decide the winner." The civil and military officials were afraid that they would be caught out of the tank, and they clamored one after another.
Scholar Bai had no choice but to stand up with a bitter face, thinking that this old thief Cai seemed to be holding on to himself today, or not, Lao Tzu simply gave you a real high and low.
With a horizontal heart, he gritted his teeth and said: "Follow the order of the Taishi, please listen to the two talents, the old man will make another couplet, all the adults present today are literati bachelors, full of ancient literature, then the old man will take this as the upper link: ancient literati do, do poetry, do high-ranking officials." ”
Well, this question is good, and the officials each nodded yes, the big guys have been in the cold for ten years, isn't it just to be a high-ranking official? This link speaks to everyone's thoughts.
And what's even more wonderful is that the first three words of the previous sentence are ancient literati, and the three characters are combined into one word, and the latter sentence is done three times in a row, which can be described as a superior work of splitting the word couplet.
Ximen Wenxuan was just ridiculed by Fang Hao for being like a woman, and he was indignant in his heart, so he opened his mouth angrily and said: "Eight swords are angry, and the world is angry and angry. ”
He wanted to ridicule Fang Hao for being a poor boy, but he regretted it as soon as he said it, he obviously wanted to ridicule Fang Hao, but after all, it came out of his own mouth, it sounds like he is too petty, right?
But this time, Fang Hao didn't take the opportunity to ridicule Ximen Wenxuan, he also blurted out: "Swallow it in a big gulp, swallow clouds and fog and swallow rivers and seas." ”
"Good ......, that's right." Taiwei Chen cheered again.
Cai Jing glared at him angrily.
"Good, good spirit." Some people applauded uninterestingly.
Cai Jing was furious, swept his eyes angrily, and when he swept to the person who applauded, he was so frightened that he trembled all over his body, and broke out in a cold sweat.
At this moment, even Scholar Bai couldn't play a round game, as soon as Fang Hao's sentence came out, he knew that Fang Hao had won.
Besides, Your Majesty has already applauded, you Taishi Cai can't be embarrassed for Lao Tzu, right?
"Fang Hao's witty words are natural, magnificent, there is no trace of piling up, the old man thinks, Fang Hao won this game, do you have different opinions?"
Who would dare to disagree? Isn't that just arguing with the emperor's old man? The civil and military officials nodded at the same time, and the applause resounded throughout the Golden Palace.
Cai Jing looked at his dejected nephew, he really hated Fang Hao, but he had no choice but to pretend to be smiling and announced: "The two talented men are fighting, the winner is Fang Hao, Song Liaowen is fighting, and Fang Hao will fight." ”
"Thank you, Master." Although Fang Hao despised this old traitor in his heart, he still had to do the work on face, there was no way, who called himself a little ant in the eyes of others, and he would be crushed to death if he lifted his feet.