I listened and immediately laughed. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoNot only me, but also the three brothers and sisters around me laughed. Hehe, what are you kidding? A dwarf who is only half a man tall and still very strong? How strong can a half-human-tall dwarf be no matter how strong it is? It's not just a bunch of dwarfs.

I discussed with the dead fat man that I would take someone to meet those strong gnomes tomorrow, and Tumira Khan was anxious and said loudly: "I'm not kidding, my cousin said that those gnomes are really terrible, they have already fought with the dumplings, but the dumplings are not their opponents. ”

Now I and the dead fat man are stunned, I damn it, isn't it, the zongzi can't beat those dwarfs? All of us have fought with the Zongzi countless times, relying on sharp weapons and strong equipment, we can barely survive, how can those little dwarfs defeat the endless army of Zongzi?

When we asked the question, Tumila Khan said, "My cousin said that the gnomes were only between 1.2 and 1.3 meters tall, but they were really strong, and they were almost a meter wide, and they looked like a cube. Their arms and thighs are very thick, and they can use strong bronze shields and large bronze battle axes, and the zongzi have no weapons, and they are hand-to-hand, which can not break the dwarves' shield defenses, and they can't resist the dwarves' tomahawk attacks, so they eat a very bad loss. ”

Those of us listened to each other, and we were speechless. Good fellows, those dwarves are still experts in hand-to-hand combat...... But all this is so ridiculous, it sounds like just nonsense, how can a normal person grow into a square like a piece of tofu? Not to mention a whole group of people who are like this.

Anyway, we had to find a translation of the ancient Sanskrit, so we started working on the map. Hyderabad is about 500 kilometers southeast of the city of Pune, belongs to the southern Indian city, the capital of Andhra Pradesh, located in the middle of the Deccan Plateau, on both sides of the Musi River, a tributary of the Krishna River, at an altitude of 617 meters.

India is a plain country, and the whole of India is almost entirely arable land, and in such a country, the Deccan Plateau at an altitude of 617 meters is relatively high.

We were still studying how to get to Hyderabad, when the walkie-talkie on the dead fat man's waist suddenly rang, and Ou Xiang shouted inside: "Captain Yang, a big airship is flying towards us." "Although we killed most of the Bombay rice dumplings, the yoga zombie king is not afraid of the trampling of cow hooves, and that guy has a very high skill in climbing walls, so most of our men are on guard patrols, so as not to be caught off guard by that guy. Unexpectedly, the zombie king didn't come, and he found a big airship.

We all ran out of the big cafeteria, and at this time the sky was about to get dark, and we could only see a huge shadow floating in the southeast sky, slowly approaching us. If it weren't for Ou Xiang's conclusion that it was an airship, we would have thought it was a flying monster.

When I think of Warcraft, my heart suddenly shook, this strange thing flying from the sky can't be the legendary Jeepin flying machine, right? Legend has it that this flying machine was designed by an ancient goblin master and crafted by the most skilled dwarven craftsmen. The entire aircraft is made of thin metal skin, which is very strong and durable.

In such an unknown world, there are hidden crises everywhere, I hurriedly turned back to greet everyone, let the old and weak women and children hide first, I took my teammates, and those strong third brothers, waited for the arrival of the airship.

It was a very strange airship, unlike any other airship we had ever seen in books. When we flew closer, we realized that it was a pangolin-like airship, it flew very high, and the route was a little off our position, I thought it was a survivor somewhere, and hurriedly let the old car driver take off in a Chinook helicopter and meet it from a distance.

The airship over there spotted our helicopter and turned on its searchlight to shine in this direction, and the old car also turned on its searchlight and shone it over there, and the searchlight on our side was much brighter in comparison, and we could see three or four figures shaking in the gondola under the airship.

The old car's helicopter finally caught up with the airship, and Sun Hongxu shouted over the loudspeaker. Sun Hongxu is an all-round talent in civil and military affairs, and he can speak several foreign languages, so he first said in English: "Listen, the people inside the airship, we are the rescue team of China's Fuldo headquarters in India, please inform me of your names." The people on the airship ignored Sun Hongxu, who continued to speak in Chinese, Vietnamese, Russian and French, but the other party still did not answer. Then there was a passage of Thai Chinese from our helicopter, and there was still no response.

I saw the men in the airship start the propeller at the tail of the airship, apparently trying to speed away. I looked at the black lines all over my head, thinking that as long as you weren't deaf, you would definitely be able to understand us, why are you still planning to run away? was puzzled, and suddenly heard Sun Hongxu screaming on it, and shouted with a loudspeaker: "I grass his uncle, Lao Hua, they are dwarves!" ”

What the? I quickly adjusted the focus of the telescope, and when I looked closely, I saw several very stout figures, carrying huge axes in their hands, and it seemed that they were studying how to deal with our helicopter. Before I could see it, one of the guys on the airship suddenly raised his arm and threw a double-edged tomahawk straight at our helicopter.

I was startled and quickly shouted, "They're attacking!" Get out of the way! Seeing that our plane slammed its head up, the double-edged tomahawk "snapped" and slashed at the landing gear of the helicopter, causing a flash of sparks, and in the darkness I didn't know what the landing gear of our helicopter was hurting like.

Sun Hongxu is still asking me for instructions: "Lao Hua, do you want to fight back?" Now I was furious, and shouted, "What the hell do you need to ask?" them off for me! He turned back to Zhengyu and said, "Send two more helicopters to support." Zhengyu nodded in agreement.

I turned around, suddenly thought of something, quickly picked up the walkie-talkie again, and said, "Sun Hongxu, don't beat them to death, find a way to capture them alive." Sun Hongxu smiled over there: "Okay...... It's just a bit too bullying, isn't it? As he spoke, our helicopter began to retreat, and at the same time the on-board machine gun rang out, and in the dim night sky, the old man with a tongue of fire quickly smashed the airship into a thousand holes. The men and horses arranged by Zhengyu hadn't taken off yet, and the airship was already like a deflated ball, slowly falling from the sky.

The dead fat man pulled out his pistol and yelled, "They're going to land on the football field, come with me!" "Rushed out first. Of course, I followed, and the other Thai fighters and the local Sange Zhuangding also ran over, and a few hundred of us took over the entire football field at once.

The broken airship fell from the sky, and as soon as the small gondola landed, the huge airship body followed suit, and the broken metal fragments fell all over the ground, and the three dwarves were also scratched out of countless wounds. This time I confirmed my conjecture even more, human airships are made of encrypted cloth, it is absolutely impossible to be made of metal sheets, this airship is so strange, it is definitely not the thing of our surface civilization.

But what is the thing of civilization on the surface and what is the thing of the place? I'm afraid the answer can only be dungeons, right? I'm a little skeptical of my guess, after all, the dungeon is deep underground, how can there be enough space to fly?

We were about to rush up and take the prisoners, but as soon as we breathed, the fire started, and the three fellows covered in fire hurriedly crawled out of the fire, rolling all over the ground, and when they had beaten all the flames on their bodies, the hair, beard, and clothes on Zhou's body were almost burned. Three of us stood almost naked in the middle of the football field, surrounded by hundreds of us.

When we all saw the three of them clearly, we were all stunned! Tumila Khan was right, he was a very strong dwarf! Since they are almost ****, we can see their whole body very clearly. Although they were only about the height of our stomachs, their arms were thicker than our thighs, and they were full of bulging muscles. Even though their arms are short, two-thirds the size of normal people, I have every confidence that they can knock us out without much effort.

The three dwarves were all embarrassed by the flames, and of course they also found out that they were surrounded by us, so the three of them quickly set up their formations and gathered together, back to back...... him, it looks like he wants to fight us to the end.

There are hundreds of people on our side, so how can I throw in the towel in such a situation? So I said loudly: "You are already surrounded, surrender quickly, or I will make you look good!" "One of the dwarves glanced at me, and the other two didn't even look at me, and got ready for a fight.

Now I'm angry, and I think you guys are suffering for yourselves, but don't blame me. I waved my hand and shouted, "Catch it alive!" Before the words fell, the three brothers hugged and surrounded them. Immediately afterwards, I heard the screams of "Oops, Oops, Oops, Oops......" kept coming out, and I didn't know who was at a loss.

After another five minutes or so, the battle ended. More than 20 of us were beaten to the ground and couldn't stand up, and the three dwarves were finally caught by us. Tumira Khan found a lot of rope and tied the three of them tightly. The three dwarves were bruised and swollen from our beatings, and were covered in wounds, but they were all very stiff, and they did not say a word from beginning to end, not even snorting.

Although these dwarves were nearly half the height of our normal people, they were obviously heavier than us, and three or four local survivors could only lift one of them with their hands. Everyone worked together to lift the three dwarves in front of me and throw them on the ground.

Now that the prisoner has been brought, it is time to start the trial. I found someone to bring a table and chairs, sat on top of it, and shouted to the three dwarves, "You three guys, what is the matter? "Jian Tianhan translated my words into English, R Yourong translated my words into Thai, and Sun Hongxu even translated my words into foreign languages of seven or eight countries, but those three guys really didn't seem to understand, looked at me indifferently, and didn't say a word.

I looked back at Tumira Khan and said, "You ask everyone to continue asking questions in a dialect they understand." So hundreds of people came together and asked us one by one, in different languages, but the three dwarves ignored us and said nothing.

I touched my bald head and started gesturing to them...... The old man has been mixed up until now, and he has almost mastered the art of gestures, and if I have the opportunity, I will go to Mr. Zhang Qingman to evaluate his ability, and it is estimated that there should be no problem in taking a sign language level 8.

But the three dwarves still didn't respond to my gestures, and I was angry. You don't understand our language, or you can speak it, after all, these dwarves aren't normal surface humans. But gestures are almost universally used all over the world, even if the meaning of gestures in individual regions is not quite the same, but the three of you don't even react at all, which is clearly playing passive resistance with old flowers.

The old car walked over, still holding a double-edged battle axe in his hand, put it in front of me, and said breathlessly: "Good guys, the strength of these little dwarfs is really not small, this bronze battle axe is almost thirty pounds, right?" When I heard this, I was startled, and quickly picked up the tomahawk, and after weighing it with great difficulty, it was really about thirty pounds.

I'm really struck by these dwarves.

Although Albert Einstein told us that if the weapon is heavier, the more energy it has, and the easier it is to kill a person. However, there is an old saying in China, which is called coercing Mount Tai to reclaim the North Sea. After all, human physical strength is limited, and it is impossible to go down indefinitely. So far, the largest cold weapon unearthed is the earliest Mo knife known as the hegemon of the knife in the Tang Dynasty in China, which weighs only 37 catties.

And the 37 catties mentioned above are 37 catties in the Sui Dynasty, and the Tang system is still used in the Sui system, and one catty at that time is equivalent to more than 220 grams now, which is less than half a catty now. In other words, the largest weight of ancient cold weapons, converted into today's units, is less than seventeen catties.

As for some people saying that Guan Erye rode a red rabbit horse, holding an eighty-two pound Qinglong Yanyue Knife in his hand, he slashed Yan Liang or Wen Chou with a majestic sword. Listening to the old flowers, it is completely a novelist's deductive words, and it is not believable. At least at that time, the stirrup had not yet been invented, and Master Guan was holding an eighty-two-pound big knife, but he was holding a fifty-pound bag of rice to smash the enemy, and I promised that he would be pulled off the bare horse's back by the rice bag.

A more obvious example is the hammer, in "The Complete Biography of Yue", the majesty of the hammer is expressed to the extreme, and the poor performance of the old students and young dans on the Peking Opera stage has led to a very popular saying, called the general of the hammer stick, which is invincible. Although this statement itself is not wrong, but in fact, the head of the hammer is far from the size of a pumpkin as people imagine, and the largest hammer head is actually the size of a walnut, and the ordinary hammer head is even more pitiful like a glass ball for children to play with.

Under such a premise, if I look at the bronze double-edged battle axe weighing thirty pounds in my hand, I am afraid you can understand the degree of surprise I was at that time, right?

This bronze battle axe is very exquisitely made, almost like a work of art, the whole body is covered with dense water ripples, the blade is very sharp, the blade has a beast's mouth on the edge, and the handle is even specially created to prevent the grinding point protrusion of the slipper.

However, it is clear that this weapon is not as strong as it could be because of the limited material. It may be that the helicopter's landing gear is made of special steel, so after the tomahawk hit the landing gear, it did not damage the landing gear, but was broken by the helicopter's landing gear with a sharp axe blade.

I asked someone to bring a stone, and I took the battle axe in both hands, and cut it one at a time, and after three or five strokes, the blade of the axe was completely curled, and I looked at it, and said to the dead fat man, "Look, it is useless." The dead fat man also said with disdain: "It's backward enough to still use cold weapons, but the two steels are not used, it seems that the technological level of these dwarves is really not very good." ”

One of the dwarves was furious when he saw me chopping my tomahawk like this, and looked at me viciously, as if he wanted to eat me alive. I walked over and bounced a popcorn on his burnt scalp and shouted, "What do you see? Not convinced? Yes? ”

I didn't expect that guy to be very arrogant, except for a trace of pain in his eyes, he didn't have any expression on his face, just looked at me indifferently.

These guys are so stubborn, and they are not afraid of boiling water when playing with me. I snorted, turned back to Tumira Khan and said, "Go get some salt water and give the three of them a bath." "After a while, someone brought three buckets of salt water, and with a wave of my hand, three dwarves, no one was doused with a bucket of salt water.

The trick of "Ah......" really worked, and the three stubborn mouths finally opened, although it was just a scream, but it was finally a good start. Their bodies were burned by the flames, and they were drenched in salt water like this, and it was already very bearable to call their mother without pain.

But after a few screams, they regained their composure, and although the hatred in their eyes was stronger, their mouths were closed more tightly. Tumila Khan looked at me stunned and said, "These guys are so stubborn, I'm afraid it's not easy to pry their mouths open." ”

I rolled my eyes, thinking to myself that in your India, maybe there is no way, but in our China, no matter how hard your mouth is, you can pry it open, where did so many unjust, false and wrongful cases in history come from? Isn't it torture to extract confessions? If the Chinese recognize the second, I am afraid that no one will dare to recognize the first.

So I didn't care at all, and immediately ordered, "Go and boil some chili water." (To be continued.) )