There was no way to solve my problem, but my act of "subduing" the sea snake really made the three brothers and sisters excited, they jumped and screamed, and they were very happy, and a group of crazy people rushed up and carried me off the lookout, dozens of people carried me to start the parade, thousands of people followed behind to coax, and it didn't take long for the whole sports city to rejoice, and Mrs. Sandra made a helpless gesture at me from a distance, which means that you can only stay and continue to play the bone flute.

I smiled and waved to the crowd like a big nymphomaniac, but I almost cried psychologically, thinking over and over again how I could get out of this place and not cause the local three brothers and sisters to suffer. If I can come up with a good way to such a chaotic scene, it will be unreasonable.

These Indians shouted and shouted as if they didn't know how to get tired, and carried me around, as if they didn't finish walking through the sports city. I peeked at the dead fat man, and saw that he was surrounding a drawing with Zhengyu, Sun Hongxu and others, talking about something, and from time to time he pointed a little bit of the drawing with his finger. I know the color of that drawing very well, it's the Mumbai city map that I had people collect. As soon as I looked at them pointing the directions on the map, I knew that they were studying how to drive away the demonized sacred cow and trample the zongzi.

Sure enough, after a few guys studied it, Zhengyu began to send reports tick-tock. I turned my head to look around, and there was no trace of Jian Tianhan, and I knew that the guy had followed the old car as a cowboy. I really can't wait to join in the fun and see the magnificent scene of thousands of bulls running against him. But I still have to deal with the crazy support of my believers, I can't do anything, I can't go anywhere, and my heart is as uncomfortable as a cat's claw.

After about four or five hours, seeing that the sky was about to get dark, I saw the dead fat man and Zhengyu hugging each other, smiling happily, and I knew that the rice dumplings in Mumbai had fallen into bad luck, and it was estimated that there were not a few left. Sure enough, after a while, I saw the dead fat man looking at me, he was holding the walkie-talkie, and gestured at me, I hurriedly picked up my walkie-talkie, and heard it say: "Haha, old flower, cool, cool, there is no way to compare!" The dumplings in Mumbai have been almost wiped out by us. ”

I cried and said, "You have to find a way to get these crazy people to put me down." The dead fat man teased me: "I see you being carried away like a dog, you are very angry, let's play a little longer." I said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, my legs and stomach are shaking when I can't bear to pee......"

The dead fat man's waist bent over there, and it took a long time before he breathlessly said: "Isn't that very good, you can just solve it on the spot, and from then on there will be 'holy water' in the two hundred and five sects in India...... Hahaha...... "I listened to it full of black lines, and I didn't know what to say if I wanted to scold him."

Zheng Yu was still more kind, and when he saw that I really couldn't stand it, he took the walkie-talkie in the dead fat man's hand and said, "Brother Hua, you tell them about the situation in Mumbai, and take the opportunity to talk about your pee-holding again, and it is estimated that the believers will be able to let you go." ”

As soon as I heard that it was really a good idea, I hurriedly waved my hands to silence the third brother and sister, and said loudly: "Brothers, sisters, let me tell you a good news: we have almost killed the rice dumplings in Mumbai City with the help of the sacred cow......"

This can be regarded as a hornet's nest, I haven't waited to tell everyone that I have an urgency, these guys have been completely crazy, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, they threw me up, I was in the air, I couldn't help but cover my little belly, but before my body fell, I was caught by everyone again, and threw it high again......

Finished...... I can't help it now...... I haven't peed my pants in more than ten years, and I'm really a little unused to it...... The dead fat man and Zhengyu and others held binoculars from afar, watching me make a fool of myself, laughing back and forth, and hating the roots of my teeth.

I guess after this bubble of urine, the third brother and three sisters promised that they would never take care of me again, who knew that I still underestimated the religious enthusiasm of the Indians, and still abandoned me high, catch, abandon, catch again...... No one even noticed me peeing my pants.

I was strange at this time, I looked down carefully, and realized that this place was too hot, I was already soaked with sweat, there were more lice and I didn't bite, and it didn't matter if I had more urine, or no one would believe that the two hundred and five living Buddhas would pee their pants, so people didn't care, and continued to defend me, marching around.

Soon after, I saw that the helicopter of the old car had flown back, and after getting off the helicopter, the old car. Wu Shuyuan. Jian Tianhan and the three guys looked at me in the distance in a daze, inexplicably. When the last survivors were brought back, it was already dark, and I motioned for everyone to stop, it was time to eat, and the group of madmen calmed down, and respectfully helped me to the most conspicuous position in the big cafeteria and sat down, and then everyone began to eat.

My dinner was served by Yamansha herself, I found that everyone has special respect for Yamantha, as soon as I saw her, I saluted her, slightly strange, watching Yamansha put my food in front of me, I quietly asked: "Yamantha, everyone seems to be very good to you." ”

Yamantha raised her little face full of red light, and she was proud: "Yes, they know that I served you overnight, and now everyone treats me as a saint." "I'm dizzy. Grass, what is this thing called? Sleep with me and become a saint? I said indignantly, "But the two of us didn't do anything, did we?" Yamantha nodded and winked at me, "You can get it back tonight." After saying that, he blushed and slowly retreated.

I took a biscuit and stayed for a long time before I realized that this girl meant that she would sleep with me tonight...... Last night, because I was hit hard by Brother Jiu, I was not interested in anything, at this time I was lifted higher than the sky by the old Indian watches, and I suddenly didn't know where the north was, I thought that Brother Jiu was nothing, I proposed to you and you didn't give me face, it really didn't make sense, even if you proposed to me next time, I wouldn't agree, as long as Lao Hua got rid of your mental oppression, it wasn't how much to find a girl, why do you want to look at your face?

Just thinking about it, Jian Tianhan quietly walked over, holding a piece of paper in his hand, and said, "Lao Hua, a telegram from Brother Jiu." I was shocked when I heard this, and I hurriedly grabbed it to take a look, only to see Su Wan saying in the telegram: "Lao Hua, there are five days to celebrate the New Year, hurry up and take your brothers home." ”

I took this telegram, tears were about to flow, and all those thoughts that had just been carried away were gone, and I began to think about how to return to Dalian...... Suddenly, he woke up and said to Jian Tianhan: "You call back to Brother Jiu, just say that we haven't found an ancient Sanskrit translator yet, and the situation in India is a bit complicated, and now their locals regard me as a living Buddha, and I still have to accept the crazy salute of the third brother and three sisters, and there are many sea snakes roaming around the sports city, I'm afraid it will be difficult for me to rush back for the New Year." By the way, let's just say that there is a rule here, that is, there is a special maid to accompany the bed, so as to become a holy woman in front of the gods, I'm afraid I have to sacrifice it. ”

Xiaojian has been following me for a long time, this guy has no specialty, but he has a big advantage, the team is absolutely loyal, even if I say that the crow is white, he will never say a word, and what I said to Brother Jiu is also the truth, so he retreated very obediently and sent a telegram.

As a result, before I finished eating a piece of Bo cake, Xiaojian hurriedly ran back again, holding a telegram in his hand as usual, I opened it and looked at it, there were only a few words on it: "Are you worthy of me?" "This telegram has crooked my nose, grass, what kind of attitude do you call it? Didn't you say it, isn't it appropriate for the two of us to get together? It's been less than a whole day, and you've forgotten it so quickly?

Jian Tianhan probably saw that my face was not very good, so he quickly asked: "Old flower, what should I do?" I grabbed the telegram, wiped my nose, and threw it on the ground. Xiaojian raised his head, gave me a blank look, sighed, and stepped back.

This sigh was heard in my ears, it was really not a taste, I didn't eat anymore, I supported my cheeks with one hand, and I was stunned for a while, I thought of the cramped situation I was in the small savings house with Su Wan and the dead fat man, and I thought of the north, Su Wan took off her down jacket and put it on me; I remembered that on the A380 back to Dalian, I missed grabbing one of Su Wan's breasts, and she didn't blame me; I remembered that when we were far away in Sichuan, we were surrounded by zongzi, and Su Wan rescued us desperately...... Has I changed, or has she changed, or has our world changed entirely?

After a while, Yamantha came over to me to add soup and whispered, "Don't be in a daze, everyone will continue to carnival after eating, and now everyone is waiting for you to finish eating." After saying that, he turned to go down, and dozens of young girls nearby looked at Yamantha with jealous eyes, eager to take her place immediately.

I woke up stunned, I was grass, I was scared by these locals, and I was not in the mood to eat, so I touched my bald head and tried to find a way...... It's okay not to touch the bald head, but when I touched the bald head, I suddenly remembered that the Buddha had preached, and secretly thought about it in my heart, and finally made up my mind: I can't follow the rhythm of these locals, they are my believers, and they should obey my leadership.

So, I finished my dinner unhurriedly, and seeing that the third brother and sister were about to rush up again, I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Everyone, I have something to say." Since the Living Buddha spoke, the old Indian cousins suddenly quieted down and pricked up their ears to listen to what the Living Buddha said.

I coughed dryly and asked incomprehensibly, "I would like to ask you a question: Do you think there is any hope for humanity?" "This is a huge problem, and it is difficult to explain it in one or two sentences, and many people immediately open their mouths, not knowing what to do. More people talked nonsense, but for such a question without a standard answer, everyone naturally had different opinions, and they didn't need me to provoke, they quarreled themselves.

I waved my hand to stop everyone's commotion and said with a smile: "You know, I am Chinese." Maybe my English isn't very good, but I hope you can listen to me carefully. ”

"I said it, I'm Chinese. In China, there is one of the oldest theories, which is called the victory of man over heaven. Objective things can be conquered through constant effort. Thinking of the chaos we are in now, can we say that as long as we work hard step by step, we can overcome our difficulties? I was shocked by this sentence, and the locals were stunned for a moment, and then they started talking about it in a hurry, and many people said: "Before you came, we had no hope at all, but now that you have come, we have seen hope." ”

I nodded and continued, "We are all ordinary people of flesh and blood, we do not have the ability to live forever, and one day, we will all die...... I would like to ask you, if the outcome is destined to be like this, then why do we still fight? ”

This question is more difficult to answer, and everyone is speechless. One of the young men said, "We are still alive, and we are not dead, of course we have to fight." I smiled and said, "Hehe, very good, very good, what's your name?" The young man said, "My name is Tumila Khan and I am from Pakistan. Anyone whose last word in his name is Khan is generally a ****** believer, and the young man, who also admitted that he is Pakistani, immediately drew boos from the crowd.

I stopped the noise: "This Tumira Khan is right! Why are you booing him? Someone in the crowd immediately shouted, "Because he is a vile ****** believer." When I heard this, I was furious and shouted, "All religions in the world are equal, so why do you say that ****** believers are despicable?" ”

When the guy saw that I was angry, he didn't know what to say, so I suppressed my anger and continued: "Before the virus broke out, there were countless religions in the world, and none of the religions recognized by governments were harmful to the world. It is your freedom to believe in Jesus Christ, it is your right to worship Allah Allah and it is your faith to sing Amitabha...... But I want to ask you, which of these religions is the main god of the religion that is real? What miracles did they have that they could show for the benefit of mankind? ”

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and they don't speak, if there is a divine manifestation, everyone will not have to go through the baptism of the doomsday crisis.

I coughed dryly and continued: "I don't mean to say that all religions are false, just that we can't verify that they are true, and we can't verify that they are false, what we can accept is their respective theoretical systems. That's right, because we're alive, and we're living for the sake of living, not for the sake of dying. Therefore, no one can deprive us of our happiness, and no difficulty can stand in the way of our right to pursue a happy life. We are not pigs and dogs, and we cannot be slaughtered. ”

"Now," I said, standing up and exclaiming, "now I want you to unite, forget the conflicts that arise because of religious beliefs, and sincerely embrace everyone around you." So people started hugging each other in a bad way, and I noticed that no one was hugging Tumila Khan.

I looked up to the sky and sighed, it seems that many problems cannot be solved in a moment.

Forget it, they're willing to be awkward themselves, I'm too lazy to bother with their business, let's care about their own purposes. After a sigh, I asked, "Now I want to know how I can find someone who knows ancient Sanskrit." "I didn't expect that this time I stopped everyone, and no one knew.

In the end, it was the young man named Tumira Khan who said: "Dear Mr. ******, in India, there are very few people who know ancient Sanskrit, if Fei wants to find such a person, then he can only go to various universities to find it, I think there may be someone you are looking for in the National University of Delhi." Even if you can't find anyone who knows ancient Sanskrit, you can at least find the Sanskrit grammar "Eight Chapters", which was written by the wise man Banini more than 1,600 years ago. ”

As soon as Tumila Khan began, someone added: "He is right, there are five top universities in New Delhi, including Delhi University, Nehru University, and so on. In addition, there are ten high courts, such as the Indian Agricultural Research Institute, the Indian Foreign Trade Research Institute, the Indian Law Research Institute, the National Museum, the Institute of History and Philology...... "Before he could finish speaking, I shouted: "What did you say? Institute of History and Philology?! "Damn, at that moment I finally went crazy with excitement, and finally knew where the target was.

I got someone to bring me a map, and I got the dead fat man and Zhengyu and they all came over, and began to plan a trip to New Delhi. However, my proposal was quickly poured cold water on the dead fat man: "What do you think about the flower girl in the daytime?" Do you know how far it is to get from Inside to New Delhi? It's almost 2000 kilometers away, big brother. Holding the map, he pointed and asked, "Third brothers and sisters, are there any old men and old ladies who know Sanskrit in the closer places?" Or is it Sanskrit material? So the important "Eight Chapters Book", it can't be only one, right? ”

Zhengyu changed his words to more polite English, and after thinking about it, Tumila Khan said: "If it is close, the nearest is Hyderabad, the capital of the Andhra Gang, where there is an Osmanian University, and I heard from my classmates that there were people in that university who studied ancient Sanskrit. The news was indeed exciting news, but before a few of us could laugh, we heard Tumira Khan say worriedly: "But the situation in Hyderabad must be very bad at the moment, and the communication lines have not yet collapsed, and I was talking to my cousin who lives in Hyderabad on the phone, and she said that there were terrible monsters there. ”

When we all heard this, our hearts were all in shock, and the dead fat man asked loudly, "What other monster is more terrible than the sea serpent?" Tumila Khan swallowed and said, "My cousin said those ghosts were a bunch of gnomes who were only half a man tall...... Very strong gnomes. (To be continued.) )