Li Wencai's fall was not light at this moment, his white skin was also blue and purple at the moment, swollen and faceless, and Xiaoliu was even more miserable, it is estimated that his waist was broken, his teeth were grinning in pain, and he didn't get up for a long time.

Li Wencai saw Xiao Liu's unpromising appearance, and he was angry, other people's scholars are all practicing family members with one as ten, and this stupid person who taught him was beheaded in one round, which is really embarrassing. So Li Wencai patted the dust on his body and stood up and said: "Little Liu, you have seen the enemy this time, you can only be bullied if you have no ability, and even the young master is bullied, do you feel ashamed, since this is the case, you have to be angry and strong, the young master will let you run ten miles a day with a weight in the future, you have no opinion." ”

Xiao Liu's face was aggrieved, the scholar had practiced, and he was not her opponent at all, but if he wanted to become a gold medal fighter, he had to practice hard until he defeated the scholar named Yu'an, so Xiao Liu's eyes were fierce, and he nodded heavily and said: "The lesson of the young master is that Xiao Liuzi will change his mind from today onwards, and he must defeat that Yu'an." ”

"The children can be taught." Li Wencai and Xiao Liu supported each other and walked towards Tang Fuzi's house.

Peach Blossom Spring is indeed a paradise, the Ming Dynasty is in turmoil, there are few people and many places, unlike now, if you want to build a villa, you have to go through the approval to do so, in the Ming Dynasty, there is a lot of wasted land, the villa is built casually, as long as you don't build it into the yamen, so in this mountain and wilderness, Tang Caizi found a vacant land to plant ten miles of peach trees, upright March spring, ten miles of peach blossoms bloom brilliantly, look at it from a distance, a piece of pink, can't help but provoke people to stop and linger.

"This Tang Caizi is quite good at enjoyment, this young master didn't expect to make such a fairyland on earth, it seems that you have to have taste in life, you can't always think about going to a nightclub to make a date, you should find such a fairyland first, and then go to the nightclub to find a few girls to fight here in the field, isn't it beautiful." Li Wencai came to the Peach Blossom Wonderland with a paper umbrella and couldn't help sighing.

"Young master, look." Xiao Liu's eyes were sharp, as if he was facing a big enemy at this moment, he stretched out his hand and said, "It's those two again, young master, should we dodge." ”

Li Wencai also saw the two white figures between the peach blossoms, although the little steamed bun had a poisonous mouth and didn't blink his eyes, but he still looked good, although he was deliberately dressed, his white face was sticky with two mustaches, which looked both playful and cute.

"Why do you want to hide, young master, I am famous, and others have always avoided me." After Li Wencai finished speaking, he changed his words and said, "Let's follow from afar." ”

Xiao Liu sighed, and said in his heart, what is the difference between this and hiding.

The little steamed bun and Yu'an thugs played among the peach blossoms for a while, and there were a few petals on their heads, which looked very funny, and I saw the two of them walking from the path between the peach blossoms to a small nunnery behind.

"Let's go, follow along." Li Wencai and Xiao Liu were like thieves, hiding behind a peach tree, and only when they saw the two in front of them walking into Xiao'an did they dare to walk forward.

"Those two seem to be also going to see Tang Jieyuan, do we want to go, or come back tomorrow." Xiao Liu was probably scared by Yu An's beating, and said with a cower.

"It's not promising, we are two dignified five-foot men, adding up to a zhang, I'm afraid of a girl." After Li Wencai finished speaking angrily, he stood up straight and swaggered towards Xiao'an, Li Wen knew that no matter how brutal the little steamed bun was, today was an apprentice, and in front of Tang Jieyuan, the little steamed bun didn't dare to do anything to himself.

When the two came to the door of the small nunnery, Li Wencai shouted respectfully: "Student Li Wencai, come to meet Master Tang." ”

"Come in." A voice is not very thick, but it sounds more like a eunuch who has been castrated in the palace, can reading books also make people sexual, and reading too many books can make male hormone deficiency?

In Li Wencai's imagination, Tang Bohu should be a handsome and dashing, suave and talented man, who has a fight with himself, but what he saw with his own eyes is still a little bit less interesting. I saw a man of about forty grades, his clothes were a little messy, his hair was curled, and he was draped behind him, and his eyes were shining and indescribably obscene.

Who can know Tang Bohu's state of mind at the moment, he just drank a big meal, and it is this virtue to come back after being drunk all night in Yanliu Lane, the main reason is that Tang Dacai has fallen out of love, which is a major blow to a literati.

Tang Caizi's old face was slightly red, and he was not very sober now, and when he saw that two students had come to visit today, he straightened up and asked, "Are the two from Liuzhuang?" ”

It is true that Li Wencai came from Liuzhuang, but why did Tang Caizi ask the 'two'.

At this time, I saw the little steamed bun stand up straight, and arched his hand: "Sir, my father specially asked students to come to visit you, hoping to learn poetry and books with you." ”

Tang Caizi smiled and nodded and said, "You're welcome, I know your father too, but I don't know which poetry collections you have read at home?" ”

"Mr. Hui's words, the student's knowledge is superficial, he has read the four books and the five classics several times, and he also has some knowledge of qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, and knows a little bit about it." The little steamed bun replied respectfully.

"Snort."

Li Wencai listened to the little steamed bun's answer and felt like listening to a cold joke, and couldn't help but sneered and burst out laughing, just scolded her mother like this, and said that she had learned piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, Mom, I didn't believe it if I was killed.

A fierce gaze shot over, and Li Wencai quickly shut up.

The little steamed bun is also very depressed, a good day, the yellow calendar clearly says that it is suitable to travel, avoid breaking ground, how can you encounter such a bastard thing.

Tang Caizi turned his head and glanced at Li Wencai, since Li Wencai received several courses of acupuncture treatment, the whole person became confident, and now he saw Tang Caizi's obscene gaze looking at him, and he was not moved.

"You should be Li Wencai, I heard that you are a famous talent in Liuzhuang Shili and Eight Villages, and the exit is poetry, even the old man has heard of you." Tang Caizi looked at Li Wencai with admiration.

Li Wencai was a little embarrassed, Tang Caizi said that eighty percent of the predecessor was the predecessor, I didn't expect the predecessor to be so coquettish, and the name of the talent has reached Tang Caizi's ears, but now who can understand Li Wencai's pain, a son-in-law who wears the skin of a genius, and his cultural level can only compete with primary school students. Illiterate people who can't tell the difference between geese and ducks.

After all, Li Wencai was a little weak-hearted, his eyes flickered a little, and at this time, he only heard a cold snort, and the little steamed bun was full of disdain, and Bacheng did not agree with this statement. Xiao Mantou knew that there was indeed a talented man named Li Wencai in Liuzhuang, but unfortunately he died, and now he has become a fool known to everyone.

Tang Caizi said in a high-pitched voice: "Today, the old man is very prosperous, so I will come to test your knowledge." ”

As soon as Li Wencai heard it, his first thought was to slip away, he was particular about pretending to be a cultural person, and it was okay to show off in front of the illiterate, but in front of Tang Caizi, it was really a mouthful, so Li Wencai was scratching his heart with a hundred claws now, and he really wanted to slap his two big mouths, why was he so cheap, he ran to humiliate himself, and he was still in front of the little steamed bun that he didn't deal with, and now he was embarrassed and thrown to his grandmother's house.

The little steamed bun was quite confident, and said with a small chest: "Please give me advice." ”

Tang Caizi squinted his eyes and said, "Red flowers everywhere." ”

Xiao Mantou looked at the green mountains and green waters outside the window, pondered for a while, and said: "There are many green trees and green trees." ”

"Okay, right neat, safflower to green trees, everywhere to heavy, good pair." Tang Caizi said happily.

"What about you?" Tang Caizi turned around and Li Wencai looked at it, wanting to hear what better way Li Caizi had to deal with it.

Li Wencai came up to this, glanced at the little steamed bun with his eyes, and said shamelessly: "Don't hide it, sir, the student is the same as this junior brother, it's really ashamed." ”

The little steamed bun glanced at Li Wencai, and whispered, "It's so thick-skinned." ”

Tang Caizi didn't care either, so he made another pair, only to hear Tang Caizi read slowly: "Ups and downs, twilight every year." ”

The little steamed bun thought for a while and was about to exit, his eyes rolled and he showed a wicked smile: "This time, please say this senior brother first." ”

Li Wencai originally wanted to come to the invincible plug-in 'the same as what his junior brother thought', but this little steamed bun was very hateful, and he even let himself say it first, at this time Tang Caizi looked at Li Wencai and said, "Then Wencai will say it first." ”

"This ......" Li Wencai tore his hair with both hands, his brain was spinning fast, damn it, the ancients were really strange, what kind of pair is it, where does my brother know this, if you let yourself sing a song, tell a meat joke or something, you will definitely put down the little steamed bun in one round.

After half a cup of tea, Li Wencai had already ripped off two handfuls of his hair, and looked at Tang Caizi with a painful face.

"Hmph, I can't answer." The little steamed bun has an angry face.

"The students wanted to come up with a couple, but they just thought it was indecent." Li Wencai looked at Tang Caizi and said with a weak heart.

Tang Caizi said nonchalantly: "Just answer it, no matter whether it is elegant or vulgar, the old man will appreciate it both elegantly and vulgarly." ”

At this time, Li Wencai's chest straightened, looked at the little steamed bun and said: "Smooth, men and women." ”

“……”

Xiao Mantou and Tang Caizi were stunned.

"Kinky." The little steamed bun's pretty face was slightly red, this Li Wencai was simply a sperm worm in his brain, a mess of paste, and a nasty villain.

Li Wencai thinks it's also very vulgar, but in his previous life, he was just like this, and if he had nothing to do, he listened to someone tell a meat joke, watched a golden bottle of plums or something, and was able to match this pair, which was already racking his brains, and squeezing out such a few words in the scope of his only knowledge.

Tang Caizi coughed dryly and said: "It's right, then take out your skills, if you have any fresh pairs, you can learn from the old man." ”

The little steamed bun took the lead and said: "Mr. Gaocai, the student has always had a pair, and no one has a pair of upper and lower links, and today he will be ugly in front of Mr." ”

Tang Caizi smiled with satisfaction: "Very good, let's listen to it." ”

The little steamed bun glanced at Li Wencai disdainfully, and said proudly: "Smile when you open your mouth, laugh at the past and smile at everything now." ”

"That's right." Tang Caizi evaluated, then thought for a moment, and said with a slight smile: "The big belly can tolerate it, and the sky and the earth are not tolerated by yourself." ”

The little steamed bun clapped his hands and praised: "Mr. is really the first talent in Taichang, and he came up so quickly, and the students obeyed." ”

After Tang Caizi finished speaking, he asked Li Wencai: "What good pair does Wencai have?" ”

"This ......" Li Wencai is really going crazy, there are countless brain cells that have died today, and there is an uproar. The distressed Li Wencai can't do it, I thought that the two of you would just learn from each other, but this Tang Caizi has to ask himself, he is a soy sauce player, damn it, it's too embarrassing.

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