Li Wencai is also a person with ink in his chest, but he is too vulgar and difficult to get into the elegant hall, but if he can't say it now, that hateful little steamed bun doesn't know how to damage himself, so he shook his fan and pretended to be generous and said: "Students have been familiar with poetry since childhood, and have read some partial books, including a book called "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", and one of the books is called "Fox Lian", which is a pair made by the fox demon. ”

Li Wencai said profoundly, in fact, to put it bluntly, in his previous life, he liked to watch Mr. Pu Songling's "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" in the Qing Dynasty, mainly to see how beautiful and coquettish the fox demons were, and those episodes that lingered with scholars, often imagined the scholars in them as themselves, and did not forget to practice the five-finger magic when they read the highlights, and then they were satisfied with the dream and fell asleep.

The gap between reality and imagination is so big that we are often deceived by appearances, just like Li Wencai is a scholar on the surface, but he is a bad stomach inside.

Li Wencai said the novelty, Tang Caizi naturally yearned, there are such strange books in this world, he has never heard of it, so he poked his head and asked, "Tell me quickly." ”

Li Wencai was not ambiguous, and glanced at the little steamed bun again, revealing contempt, as soon as this couplet came out, the gods and ghosts all cried, and they definitely killed the little steamed bun in seconds.

Xiao Mantou snorted disdainfully, what good things can this Li Wen come up with, and it is estimated that it is a slick vulgar phrase.

Li Wencai said seriously: "Wu Xu is the same body, and there is only a little owe in the abdomen." ”

"This pair ......" Xiao Mantou frowned, his eyes full of puzzlement, and he buried his head in thought.

Tang Caizi also frowned in thought, and he had to smile bitterly and shake his head for a long time: "Wencai is good at writing, that book is also a strange book, the old man will not understand the subtleties for a while, and ask Wencai to say the next link." ”

"Giggle." Li Wencai smiled very evilly, very unrestrained, if he let his father in his previous life know that he had stumped Tang Bohu, a great genius of the Ming Dynasty, his expression must be very exciting, ahaha, ahaha.

"Laugh at it, look at your virtue, don't say it quickly." The little steamed bun can't bear it anymore, isn't it just a pair, as for laughing like an idiot?

Li Wencai couldn't help but smile: "Everyone, listen up, the next link is, I have a trace, why not double the next step." Ahaha, ahaha. ”

Tang Caizi thought for a while, nodded and said, "Good pair, but what does this pair mean?" ”

Li Wencai couldn't help but say contemptuously in his heart, a reader is a reader, how can a nerd understand the fun in it, as soon as he thought of this, Li Wencai felt that he was talented, and even Tang Caizi couldn't understand the deep meaning, so he got carried away for a while and smiled even more brightly.

As soon as people get carried away, they are easy to have no scruples, and the same is true for Li Wencai, it was okay to stump Tang Caizi, but Li Caizi felt that he was not addicted, so he had to share with everyone his meat jokes, so he continued: "There is a wonderful story in this, do you want to listen to it?" ”

Neither Xiao Mantou nor Tang Caizi understood the meaning of this couplet, Xiao Mantou still disdained it in his heart, what kind of thing came out, he didn't understand it at all; Tang Xie Yuan felt that there was a deep meaning in it, so he wanted to know the meaning.

Li Wencai shook his fan proudly, and said proudly: "It is said that there is a scholar, whose family is poor, and he reads poetry and books hard, just to gain fame, one night, two fox demons turned into human forms and came to the scholar's house, the two fox demons were coquettish, and saw that this book grew white, just like this junior brother." ”

Li Wencai said that he didn't forget to tease the little steamed bun, and the angry little steamed bun stared at him.

Li Wencai continued: "The two fox demons were ambiguous about the scholar, so they pushed the door in, the scholar was very surprised, in the middle of the night, how could two beautiful women wearing tulle and extremely sexy appear, but the scholar was not moved by the beauty, he just wanted the two fox demons to leave quickly, and then bury his head in reading. But where did the two sassy foxes leave so easily, so they began to show off their posture in front of the scholar, and almost pushed the scholar down, and then the overlord forced the bow. ”

Hearing this, Xiao Mantou and Tang Caizi both frowned, how could the story told by this thing be so unbearable, it was all about some bare men and women. But Li Wencai was in a good mood, where to look at the faces of the two, and then said loudly: "The fox demon saw that the scholar was a nerd, and he didn't enjoy the good spring in front of him, so he thought of a way, so he said that he wanted to pair with the scholar, and the scholar was interested in hearing it, so he listened to it happily, only to hear the fox demon say, "Wuxu is the same body, and there is only a little owe in the belly." "Where does that nerd understand the truth of this, I can't say it for a long time, the fox demon sighed, just this kind of nerd, even if you read a book for a lifetime, you can't go to a hundred pulpits, this Shanglian means that the two beauties are stripped naked and placed in front of you, just waiting for the son to drive straight in."

"The nerd doesn't understand the taste, the two girls came back in defeat, and said to the nerd before leaving, this next link is, I have been a sect, why not double pick it up, this is obviously the meaning of provocation, that is, we are sisters, you nerd are blessed tonight, you can play double flying......"

"Tsk, it's wonderful, nerds are nerds, it's a pity that the double fly sent to the door flew away like this......" Li Wencai finished telling the story, and he still regretted it, why didn't this matter happen to himself.

"Young master, young master......"

"What are you doing, am I not speaking well?" Li Wencai was shouted by the little six beside him, woke up from his fantasy, and couldn't help but be a little annoyed, this short-eyed minion, I don't know if Ben Shao cares about lewdness.

Li Wencai felt that he was telling a very wonderful story, and the content of the story was very full, and it was this tone that led people to reverie, and his tone was tactful and his voice was beautiful......

"I said, why does Mr. Tang have such an expression, who provoked you, his eyes are so fierce, and why does this junior brother look at me like this?" Li Wencai looked at Xiao Mantou and Tang Jieyuan, and saw that the two of them looked at him fiercely, like wolves who hadn't eaten for a few days.

"That's a good story, isn't it fun to be a nerd?" Tang Caizi said, already holding an incense burner on the table, it seems that it will be used as a murder weapon.

"Despicable and obscene villain, you know that you can't hold back a good fart, Yu'an will call me." The little steamed bun saw that even Tang Caizi was about to make a move, of course he was not to be outdone, and with a loud shout, Yu'an behind him was already gearing up.

"Mom, run." Li Wencai saw that something was wrong, turned around and ran.

"The young master runs first, and the little six breaks later."

"Kill this Sven scum for me."

The sound of chasing and killing was endless, and there was chaos......

Although there was a little unpleasantness in this meeting, Li Wencai showed his scumbag side in front of Tang Fuzi, but he still has to go to school, who said that only those students who study well are qualified to go to school, and those pseudo-scholars can also go to school, in his previous life, he never took serious classes from elementary school to university, and once in a while he was serious, he also watched the golden bottle plum fall into his mind, and it can be said that he forgot to sleep and eat.

Today, the wind is beautiful, Li Wencai dressed neatly, and walked slowly towards Yuelu Academy like a well-dressed beast, in fact, Li Wencai really didn't want to go to school, what were the ancient scholars studying for one by one, not for the sake of gaining fame, for what, for the reimbursement of the country, that was nonsense. You can become an official if you are admitted to fame, what is the purpose of being an official, you have the right to have money, you can make a lot of money when you become an official, do you want to open a casino? No, you have to ask the government to issue you a business license, so take the money. So after a big circle, or back to the original point, Li Wencai felt that he should put making money first, put his limited life into unlimited money, marry a few aunts outside, raise a few at home, take turns flopping cards from Monday to Friday, get a few private houses outside, and go out on Saturdays and Sundays to steal fun, it is simply a fairy-like life.

"Ahaha, ahaha."

Li Wencai's evil laughter came from the mountain path, which frightened some birds and birds nearby and flew away, Zhao Xiaoliu looked at the young master with some concern, although the young master's hemiplegia was better, but now it seems that there are some problems with the nerves, and he suddenly laughed wildly alone.

"Young master, don't laugh so loudly." Xiaoliu kindly reminded.

"Why?"

Xiao Liu pointed not far ahead, with a look of fear on his face.

Li Wencai looked forward, and suddenly all the good hopes became dimmed, this little steamed bun is his nemesis, with her in him is like living in hell and will never see the light of day, and Xiaoliu is even more hopeless, now his face is still blue and purple, yesterday Xiaoliu heroically savior, but was beaten very badly.

"The ghost is not gone." Li Wencai scolded in a low voice, and then cautiously followed behind the little steamed bun walking in front.

Yuelu Academy is on the top of Yuelu Mountain, the air is fresh and pleasant, the clouds and mist are surging in the early morning, shrouded in the sky above the academy, it looks like a fairy holy place, Yuelu Academy has a viewing platform, from here you can overlook the surrounding scenery, even the whole picture of Taichang County can be seen, and on the other side is a big river, which is the first artificial river in China - the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal.

Li Wencai came to the observation deck at the top of the mountain, and after enjoying the surrounding scenery, he couldn't help but sigh, it is really a holy place for gods, how good it would be if two girls came here to make an appointment.

A crisp bell rang, the academy is about to go to class, Li Wencai reported on the first day, of course, he had to behave extraordinarily, kill those ordinary people in seconds, for this, Li Wencai is still very confident, if it was before, he would definitely take a group of people to carry a few sacks of cash, and smash them directly into the classroom, all of them were his little brother in one day, but now it doesn't work, no one pays attention to you for dozens of taels of silver.

"That ......" Li Wen just walked into the classroom, arched his hand and was about to introduce himself, and make a shining debut, only to see a figure already standing in front of the class, and said in standard Mandarin: "In Xialiu, I am really happy to know all the senior brothers and sisters, I hope to communicate and learn more in the future, thank you in advance." ”

The class suddenly burst into boiling applause, and Liu Ru walked towards the seat at the back of the class in a dashing manner after speaking, and then stared at Li Wencai as if he was watching a joke, which made Li Wencai a little nervous.

This novel comes from reading books