Episode 39 Strategizing
Everyone was inexplicably puzzled by them, so they all pointed at Su Wan, but because I was standing with Su Wan, the team leader walked directly in front of me, first saluted a standard military salute, and then said loudly: "Hello Brother Jiu...... " I quickly waved my hand, pointed at Su Wan, and said, "Brother Jiu is here...... I'm your flower brother......"
The team leader was obviously stunned when he saw that Su Wan was a woman, but immediately gave a more standard military salute and said, "Hello Brother Jiu, I'm Chen Tingyao!" I lead the surviving students of Northeast Aviation Academy to report to you! ”
At first, when we saw them in full uniforms, we thought they were active soldiers, but we didn't expect them to be just a group of students who had not graduated. Su Wan was stunned and asked, "Northeast Aviation Academy?" Isn't your school in Shenyang? ”
Chen Tingyao replied loudly: "Yes, Brother Jiu." After we received the broadcast from the Little Fish Radio Station, we knew that the Fordedo base had begun to organize the survivors to start a counterattack, so we immediately organized all the survivors and rushed all the way here while the daylight was sufficient......" The kid wiped his sweat and said with a wry smile: "Fortunately, we didn't go the wrong way, and finally found you before the sun set." ”
Before the words fell, our people had already applauded enthusiastically, not to mention anything else, this bravery and decisiveness alone had already surpassed their status as student soldiers.
Su Wan still couldn't believe it, and confirmed again: "You are students of the Aviation Academy? ”
Chen Tingyao nodded, and Su Wan then asked, "Will you fly a helicopter?" Chen Tingyao was a little confused and said, "We are fighter pilots...... Helicopters are electives, although they can all drive, but the level of helicopters for us people is very ......" He saw Su Wan's face different, and hurriedly added: "We have made all preparations for you this time, as long as we can get rid of those zombie-like monsters, we are willing to do anything!" Feel free to ask us and if necessary, we will practice the operation of the helicopter in the shortest possible time......"
"Haha! Banzai! The dead fat man cheered first, he took the lead, and everyone suddenly became excited, saying that this is the Chinese's own pilot! How can you not be proud? And there were several of them at once! Everyone jumped and jumped and shouted, and the whole Fullot boiled, and almost everyone who could experience the joy burst into tears. The resentment in my heart for many days seems to have been greatly relieved at this moment.
When we made such a fuss, the student soldiers all turned red and stood there at a loss, looking at us. Chen Tingyao opened his mouth several times, and finally couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?" Did I say the wrong thing? ”
The dead fat man gave him a big hug and laughed; "You didn't say the wrong thing, hahaha, you said it very well, it couldn't be better......"
Su Wan stopped everyone's commotion, and then said to Chen Tingyao and his companions: "You guys have come just in time, the Fortune Base has been worrying about the pilot's affairs recently...... But what kind of fighter do you fly? Is it the eighth master (J-8 fighter)? Flying leopard? Or a trainer? ......" didn't listen to Chen Tingyao's answer, and said beautifully: "No matter which one, as long as you can open the sky, now we have a family!" ”
Chen Tingyao hurriedly added: "We are the ...... of the 15th carrier-based aircraft."
When Su Wan heard this, she was immediately overjoyed and said with a smile: "Then you are even more right, now the Varyag (the Varyag aircraft carrier has not been renamed the Liaoning ship in 2012) is in our hands...... How old are you? ”
Chen Tingyao hurriedly raised his head and replied loudly: "Report to Brother Jiu, I am twenty-one years old this year!" Su Wan waved her hand: "Very good, you behave well, if you can, I will let you be the commander of the Varyag aircraft carrier formation!" ”
Chen Tingyao and his companions almost fell to the ground with their jaws, and Chen Tingyao said, "This...... I'm afraid I'm ...... capable" Before he finished speaking, Su Wan waved his hand and said categorically: "Lao Wa is just for your training, in a few days, let's gather people and tow back the Reagan nuclear-powered aircraft carrier parked in Yokosuka, Japan, and you can be the commander-in-chief of that aircraft carrier formation...... Don't get complacent too soon, if you don't qualify, I'll find someone to replace you......"
Chen Tingyao hurriedly promised: "Please rest assured, Brother Jiu, I will definitely ...... Work hard to complete the mission! ”
Su Wan nodded, walked over and looked at the row of student soldiers one by one, and said to everyone: "Now we are a family, let me introduce you to ......" pulled me over and said: "This is Lao Hua, we are military divisions, that is, what you often call the chief of the general staff......" pointed to the dead fat man, and said: "This is Yang Zhen, the current leader of the combat department, that is, the commander you often say; This is Huang Haihe's ......" introduced all the way, and after introducing a few people, Chen Tingyao found the beautiful snake lying on the ground at a glance, and said in a lost voice: "Thai ladyboy? ”
The dead fat man was happy, and said with a smile: "What are you talking about stupid things, this kid, although Thai ladyboys also have long tails, but how can the tail that is a few inches long in their crotch compare with this?" ”
Chen Tingyao said with a bare face: "No, no, the Thai ladyboy I said and the Thai ladyboy you said don't mean the same thing......" The dead fat man was stunned and said: "How many other meanings do Thai ladyboys?" Chen Tingyao reached out and took out a mobile phone from his pocket, although the mobile phone has no signal now, but it can also take photos or store photos, Chen Tingyao turned out a photo to show us, and said: "Look at it, this is a photo taken by my grandfather when he traveled to Thailand." ”
We leaned over and saw that inside the small screen, there was a full-body photo of an old man, presumably Chen Tingyao's grandfather, the background of the picture is a temple, and the statue of the god enshrined in the main hall of the temple is clearly a **** snake monster! It's the same as the beautiful snake on the ground!
Everyone was speechless in amazement, and I asked, "Where did you get this picture?" Chen Tingyao said that a few years ago, his grandfather traveled to Thailand and occasionally encountered this ladyboy temple in the rainforest. That temple looks a long way ago, and it is completely impossible to tell the age. The idol enshrined in the temple is a monster with a woman on the upper body and a snake on the lower body. At that time, Mr. Chen was very curious, so he asked the local aborigines. The local aborigines say that this half-human, half-snake monster is the most famous shemale in Thailand, a legendary fierce god who specializes in seducing beautiful boys with female sex. The bewitched beautiful boy will soon be sucked dry of his essence and blood, and he will die of weakness. Locals suffer from it. Later, a warrior from the north killed the ladyboy. The locals were afraid that the ladyboy would reappear, so they enshrined her idol, hoping that she would understand the awe of the people and stop coming to cause trouble to the world. In front of the main entrance of the temple, there is also a stone tablet, engraved with the bad deeds of the shemale, and the process of the warrior killing the demon.
I don't know if it was the sincerity of the people who moved the evil god, or if the evil god did not have the ability to regenerate at all, anyway, since then I have never heard of the reappearance of the ladyboy, and the evil god has gradually been forgotten by the people. Many temples dedicated to evil gods were also destroyed in large numbers during the rise of Buddhism.
As for the so-called "Thai ladyboys" that appeared later, it is completely a joke. In any case, the term shemale is too far-fetched to describe transsexuals. The reason why they are also called shemales is mainly because although these people look like women, they all have a small tail in the crotch ~~~
I looked at the photo on my phone, then looked back at the beautiful snake paralyzed on the ground, turned back to Su Wan and said, "Brother Jiu, I want to go to Thailand once!" ”
The dead fat man also heard the mystery, and said noisily: "Lao Hua is right, the information engraved on the stone tablet in front of the Shemale Temple may be very useful to us, no matter what, it is a very important clue...... I'm going too, it's too risky to do this, and I'm not at ease if I ask Lao Hua to go by himself. He looked at Su Wan and said with a smile: "Brother Jiu, aren't you too relieved?" You said that if this kid is obsessed with lust and falls in love with a certain ladyboy in the contemporary era, and stays in Thailand and never comes back, won't we lose a lot? ”
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Su Wan asked, "Go to Thailand?" Thousands of kilometers from Dalian to Thailand, how can we go? The dead fat man was proud, pointed at Chen Tingyao and them, and said: "There was no way, but now it is not a problem, we can send a small team to fly to Thailand by plane." Anyway, there are so many long-distance passenger planes parked at Dalian International Airport, as long as we are willing, where can we go? ”
I asked Chen Tingyao, "Can you fly a passenger plane?" "Although they are all airplanes, there are many types of airplanes, and these student soldiers are so young, it is impossible for them to fly any plane.
Before Chen Tingyao could speak, the dead fat man said with a grin: "Lao Hua, what you asked is really a layman, he is a fighter pilot, do you know?" In their eyes, a passenger plane is basically the equivalent of a racing driver looking at a taxi. I looked back at Chen Tingyao, the young man's face turned red, and finally nodded and said, "What Captain Yang said is basically the truth...... But to say that is to look down on the pilots of airliners......"
"Okay, okay, I said Comrade Chen Tingyao, now is not the time to talk about modesty with kind words. Now what you should do is to dare to be the first in the world and have the courage to eat raw crabs. The dead fat man educated Chen Tingyao a few words, and finally remembered that the ninth brother hadn't made a decision on this matter, so he hurriedly went to see Su Wan.
Su Wan walked back and forth twice, and finally stopped, and said: "The task in front of us is very heavy, after having these pilots, the next task is to gather more survivors!" This matter cannot be delayed...... However, the Thai ladyboy thing is really important, and it can't be missed. Fortunately, we are well-equipped, and we will not be delayed for many days when we go to Thailand. Su Wan glanced back at me and said, "That's it, led by Lao Hua and the fat man, choose a group of team members, go to Thailand together, learn more about that ancient demon, and then rush back to the base as soon as possible." ”
I said that I want to take Ou Xiang, the old car and the "Fortune Duo Twin Swords" - Jian Tianhan and Lu Jianhan, I know how much these people can do, although the old car is not good at fighting, the driving skills are first-class.
The dead fat man also began to order over there, so he shouted: "Zhengyu, you go to Thailand with Lao Tzu......" It seems that there are few people in the dead fat man's team that he can look at, after calling Zhengyu out, the dead fat man is obviously a little dazed.
"Master...... You can take me......" A timid voice came from behind the crowd.
The dead fat man was stunned when he saw it, and said in amazement: "Lu Haibao? Are your injuries healed? Lu Haibao jumped in place a few times and said, "No problem." ”
I noticed that Lu Haibao was wearing a very decent down jacket, which was quite warm at first glance, and the big bag behind him was gone, thinking that it seemed that this turtle still had no mutation in the end, which was really a blessing in misfortune. The dead fat man was happier than me, and scolded with a smile: "It's okay, you little rabbit cub will also go to Thailand with Lao Tzu to open his eyes." Lu Haibao hurriedly agreed and stood behind the dead fat man.
Su Wan checked it, nodded, and said, "It's okay for the nine of you to go on a trip, it's not too much to involve our manpower...... Chen Tingyao quickly interrupted Su Wan's words and said: "Brother Jiu, I can't fly such a big plane alone, I still need a co-pilot." Su Wan looked at me, I pointed at the old black Hoffman with my hand, Su Wan immediately agreed, and did not ask Hoffman for any opinion, so he said: "Although the ten of you are not many, you are almost all the elites here, but the pilots only account for two places, and only eight people actually participate in the battle, which is a bit too little." ”
What has become of Thailand now, there is no news from our side. But I know that Su Wan is right, as far as the current level of tension and importance of the pilot, you just strangle me, and I will not agree to Chen Tingyao and Hoffman directly participating in the battle, and the old car among the eight of us is not a thug at all.
I said let's do it, we can't pick out more people here, so I'll take the big dumplings to Thailand together, that guy has infinite strength, and he can also work hard, and the most important thing is that he can safely blend into the zombie team. With him, our side will do more with less.
Seeing that everyone didn't have any special opinions, Su Wandian sent a few brothers who knew how to weld with thermal electricity, and used a large welding torch to make a large iron cage for the beautiful snake. In view of the fact that the beautiful snake can flatten the bones and escape through the seemingly small gaps, we welded dense barbed wire on the outer wall of the iron cage.
This time, the beautiful snake didn't react and kept slumping on the ground. After we lifted her up and put her in the cage, she didn't wake up, and finally we all worked together to carry the iron cage into a small warehouse.
But as soon as the cage was put down, the beautiful snake woke up, she slapped the iron branch of the cage in anger, and shouted again and again in her mouth: "Humi, humi, humi...... baa" But the iron cage was made extremely strong, and the flesh and blood of the beautiful snake could not shake the solidity of the iron branch. After failing more than a dozen times in a row, the beautiful snake finally stopped and yelled at us: "Humi, Humi, Kumi, Kumi......"
The dead fat man stood behind me and asked, "What did she say?" Destroy your sister? Is that her name? "Everyone is as inexplicable as me, of course, they can't answer the question of the dead fat man, everyone can only stare at each other. Finally, we felt that we should give her some water to drink, so we opened the small window reserved above the cage and put in a glass of water.
The beautiful snake rushed over and grabbed the water glass, slammed it to the ground, and glared at us.
After dinner, I went back to my room, and saw the fat man lying on his back on his bed, rubbing his feet with his hands. I casually greeted him, sat back at the head of my bed, took out the two knives of the beautiful snake, and looked at them carefully.
The workmanship of these two knives is very peculiar, and it is impossible to tell what material it is made of. The pattern on the handle and scabbard is even more fantastical, and I have never seen it.
The dead fat man looked at me and asked, "That's the knife that destroyed my sister, right?" I was stunned and said, "Destroy my sister? What destroys the sister? The fat man rolled his eyes at me and said, "That is the beautiful snake, didn't you hear her say, 'Destroy, destroy, destroy my sister'?" "Then I remembered that the dead fat man was talking about the words of the beautiful snake.
The dead fat man rubbed in front of me with his arms in his arms, and grinned: "Lao Hua, I will discuss something with you." "I say anything, just say it. The dead fat man asked, "Old flower, we are brothers, right?" ”
I nodded in amazement and said "Isn't that nonsense?" Why do you think about asking this?
Anyway, I'm such a big fool that I haven't noticed the dead fat man's eyes and never left the two waist knives in my hand.
I heard the dead fat man salivate and said: "Since we are brothers, then you have good things, you should always be brothers, right?" As he spoke, he raised his eyebrows at the two knives in my hand.
I quickly put two knives in my arms, refused him on the spot, and said righteously: "No! This is a life-saving guy, and besides, this knife has dungeon information on it, and I haven't studied it thoroughly......"
"Yes, yes," said the fat man, disapprovingly, "Are you blind to me?" The patterns on those two knives are exactly the same, so why don't you just leave one for study? Why do you keep both? Seeing that I didn't buy it, I lay back on my bed and said in a weird way: "Women's hearts and eyes are quite small......"
I said inexplicably: "Don't talk nonsense, others don't know, you have seen Su Wan's heart, right?" The dead fat man nodded violently and said, "Of course I have seen it...... Lao Hua, you said that we are two such good brothers, and I can't always watch you worry about emotional matters as an elder brother......"
I was in awe, and I said, "What are you going to do? ”
The dead fat man looked at the ceiling with his eyes, as if there were flowers on it, and said with a smile: "I'll go and tell Xiao MM tomorrow that you have a crush on her...... Don't be embarrassed, fat man, I'll just be a good person to the end, and I'll ask Brother Jiu to be a matchmaker for you......"
I was startled, jumped up directly, and scolded: "I'm grass your uncle, you're still idle and my side is not messy enough, isn't it?" What are you trying to kill me...... Gotcha, I've convinced you, isn't it just a knife, you like to pick one at random, why bother saying it so much~~"