The dead fat man's little eyes suddenly lit up several times, and he crawled up and asked, "Really?" ”

I suddenly regretted it a little, thinking to myself that there were two knives, one big and one small, and if I let him pick it at random, then I would have to keep the small one. But when it came to this, it would be too much of a bastard to regret it, so I had to pretend to be generous and said: "Lao Hua spoke, when did you not take it seriously?" ”

The dead fat man snatched the short knife away, grabbed it in his hand and couldn't put it down, kept fiddling, and said casually: "This time I told you the truth." ”

I looked at the remaining long knife in my hand in a daze, and asked in amazement, "When did you become so polite?" Is there a big one but you want a small one? ”

The dead fat man grinned and said, "You don't understand this, come on, let's try the knife, fat brother, I'll teach you a good one." The guy didn't know where to find an apple, put it on the table, and said, "Let's compete with each other to see who can cut this apple first......

As soon as he said this, I immediately remembered that you still owe me a pop-up chestnut. The dead fat man is a scoundrel, why do you say? When the beautiful snake was subdued, you were holding someone's small waist, and I wasn't idle? Didn't I grab her tail too?

I knew he was going to cheat, but fortunately I didn't take it seriously, so I said: "Okay, then I'll give you a chance, as long as you win me this time, then the last time the chestnut popping problem doesn't count, if you lose, give me two chestnuts popping." ”

The dead fat man seemed to have no fear, and said with a smile: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, the old rules, you check one, two, three." ”

I didn't want to, so I shouted: "Three! "Stretched out his hand to draw the knife, and before I could pull out the three-foot-long waist knife, the dead fat man had already swung it in half, and even the apple and the table were split in half!

The dead fat man scolded first: "******, you don't have one or two in your family at all, right?" Looking at the mess all over the ground, I couldn't help but praise from the bottom of my heart: "It's really powerful to destroy my sister, it's really a good knife!" ”

I looked at it in amazement, but the head of my knife had not yet been pulled out of its scabbard, and I asked stupidly, "How can this be?" ”

The dead fat man said with contempt: "It's also versatile, rich and rich, and I don't even know how long and strong an inch is, and an inch short and an inch is dangerous!" Do you think the longer the weapon, the better? Don't forget, the first purpose of any weapon is to protect yourself and then to kill the enemy. In particular, weapons such as swords are very sharp because they belong to close combat. The problem is that it is easy to hurt yourself with a very sharp edge, so you need to use a scabbard when carrying it. First, it is convenient and safe to use, and secondly, it does not appear so public. However, this also directly leads to a so-called problem of drawing knives. Because the short knife is short, it can be quickly taken out and used, while the longer sword needs a space to draw the sword, although the error between the two is very small, but it is enough for the person who uses the short knife dagger to have the first hand. ”

I saw that the short knife had fallen into the hands of the dead fat man, and I knew that I didn't want to come back in this life, so I said hatefully: "You only told me now, there is a fart? ”

The dead fat man ignored me and muttered to himself: "Good girl, the knife that destroyed my sister is really amazing, so sharp...... Oops...... "He stupidly touched the blade with his hand, and it ended up cutting a small hole in his hand.

I made a cross on my chest and thanked the Bodhisattva for appearing and speaking out on my behalf. Too lazy to look at the dead fat man's villainous second dog look, he turned over and got ready to sleep.

As a result, after lying down for less than five minutes, the walkie-talkie rang, and Su Wan's voice came from inside: "Lao Hua, you go downstairs, and the big zongzi has rushed over." ”

I couldn't help but feel refreshed, and I couldn't say why, I was always wary of this trip to Thailand, and vaguely felt that things would not go so well. In addition, the dead fat man's fingers were cut off, which made him feel even more unlucky. However, as soon as I heard the three words of big zongzi, my heart suddenly became much bolder.

I put on my waist knife and went downstairs in a hurry, and the dead fat man didn't give an inch, and followed.

When I arrived at the conference room and living room on the third floor, I saw that the big zongzi was making a report to Su Wan in a comparison, and Xiao MM stood aside as a translator, and seemed to be chatting quite happily.

The four-legged bone beast of the big zongzi was sitting in the corner not far away, and after seeing me, he actually stood up and wagged his tail, so I walked over first, shook hands with this buddy, and asked, "Is it okay to get along with Engineer Yao in Yao Fangzhong?" "What I'm most worried about is the integration of the two groups of people, and when I saw the big zongzi nodding, I was relieved.

Su Wan said with a smile: "You're late, Da Zongzi just reported a good news, the vanguard they sent has obtained some of the data drawings of Lao Wa." "When I heard it with the dead fat man, I was naturally overjoyed, and after having the drawings, it was only a matter of time before the old tile started.

Da Zongzi made a few more gestures, and he has been dealing with him for a relatively long time, and I can see that Da Zongzi is asking us what is the matter with him coming over so late.

Su Wan and the dead fat man looked at me together, I had to cough dryly, briefly explain the matter, and finally said: "Man, this mission to Thailand is very important, and it is very dangerous, our advance team will encounter many unexpected difficulties, so I hope you can join us." ”

Da Zongzi was silent for a moment, gesticulated, and asked what about our old tile?

The dead fat man pulled out a short knife, roughly drew the outline of the old tile on the table with the tip of the knife, and said: "This guy is so huge, he needs a person with outstanding expression ability to lead, you can't even say a word to the big zongzi, how to mobilize those relevant technical personnel?" ”

Da Zongzi nodded in agreement, and asked who was suitable for the position.

A few of us fell into deep thought together, each figuring out the right person in our minds. After a while, Xiao MM said with a wry smile on his face: "On the Varyag side, there is a mixed formation composed of skeleton soldiers and humans...... The so-called outstanding expression ability is nothing more than being able to speak and be able to speak with dumb gestures, such a candidate, except for Mr. Zhang, I am the only one left. Look, or I'll be the first captain of the Varyag aircraft carrier......" Speaking of this, I saw that this delicate little girl was about to cry, and my heart was also sad. Girls are generally very timid, and if Xiao MM takes over the work of Da Zongzi, then she will have to mix with a group of skeleton soldiers every day.

Su Wan thought about it for a long time, but she didn't have a better idea. I said for Su Wan: "Okay, it seems that things can only be done this way." But after all, Nana is too young and doesn't have enough experience, so we have to find a deputy for Nana. Su Wan nodded and said, "This is easy to do, we just have a suitable candidate." He took out the walkie-talkie, adjusted the frequency band, and said, "Shi Xinyan, do you put Tom?" Blake brought it to the conference room. ”

After a while, the tall American young man was led to the conference room, and Su Wan said: "We need to start the Varyag aircraft carrier, led by Xiao MM, you are the deputy, and the two of you must mobilize all the combat effectiveness of Lao Wa in the shortest possible time." I will equip you with enough technicians to assist you, and Dazongzi will also equip you with a lot of strong sailors. ”

Tom stopped doing it when he heard this, and talked noisily for a long time, and Xiao MM explained on his behalf: "He doesn't want to, he said that working with a group of skeleton soldiers is too strange." God would not allow his people to be in the company of the dead. ”

I immediately became angry and shouted, "What undead? They aren't dead yet! And besides, what is noble about you? After being buried in the soil for a year or two, isn't it still a skeleton of dry bones? I was so angry that I turned back to Shi Xinyan and shouted: "When you are old, you go and get a mop." ”

Shi Xinyan left for a moment inexplicably, not knowing where to find a mop. I snatched it and stuffed it into Tom? Blake said, "We are a revolutionary team, and we don't raise idlers." If you want to be a big man, you'd better go back to your United States. If you want to stay here, you can't always eat white rice, and now you have two choices, either go to Xiao MM as a deputy and fully assist her in starting the Varyag; Either you will take this mop in the future, and the toilet sanitation work of our base will be handed over to you...... The women's restroom is no exception. ”

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Tom? Blake's nose was crooked by my anger, and he angrily put the mop aside, and said, "OK, OK......" Very gentlemanly bowed to Xiao MM, and said, "Willing to serve you." ”

Su Wanqiang held back a smile, her face turned red, and said, "Okay, then let's just decide!" Tom, you go back to rest and get ready, and tomorrow morning, you will go with Nana to receive Lao Wa. The Americans are better at this, whether they want to or not, as long as they agree, there will be no more objections, Tom made an American-style military salute to Brother Jiu, and left.

Sent away this American devil, the dead fat man smiled: "Hehe, Lao Hua, you are really lacking in virtue and smoking, how can you bully ......people like this" I didn't care about the dead fat man, turned back to the big zongzi and said: "Okay, now that the matter of Lao Wa has been arranged, you can go to Thailand with us." ”

Da Zongzi nodded, and then twisted his dry finger bones at me, meaning that I gave him some benefit...... I'm old, and I say in my heart that this guy really never suffers! Fortunately, it's not the first time I've talked about business with skeleton soldiers, and I'm not so stage frightened.

I bothered myself and said helplessly, "What more do you want?" You also have a pharmaceutical factory, and the dumb teacher also has a ......" Thinking that although Da Zongzi was a bit utilitarian, his style was still very rigorous, so he said: "Okay, no matter what the conditions are, you say it, as long as we can do it, Brother Jiu will agree to you." ”

Da Zongzi hurriedly waved his hand and made a few gestures, and I was stunned: "You said you don't need Brother Jiu to agree?" I'll just say yes? I looked at myself and asked, "How can I help you?" ”

The big zongzi coaxed to that station, honestly and unceremoniously pointed at the beautiful snake waist knife I was carrying at my waist, and in the two hollow eye sockets, a red light full of greed suddenly shot out.

I couldn't help but feel a pang in my heart, and scolded: "I'm your uncle, you shouldn't have taken a fancy to my waist knife, right?" Seeing the big zongzi nodding violently, he almost grabbed it. I couldn't help but turn around and kick the dead fat man fiercely, and said in my heart that you ****** get a short knife, just keep it, what are you doing around? It's okay now, provoke the big zongzi to see the wealth, and start the idea of a beautiful woman's snake waist knife.

I was still a little reluctant, but Su Wan said: "The sword should have been given to heroes!" "I rolled my eyes twice in secret, and said to myself, am I not a hero? …… He took off the waist knife very chicly, stuffed it into the big zongzi's hand, and laughed: "Brother Jiu is right, this knife is suitable for you!" Seeing that Da Zongzi happily took the waist knife, playing with it over and over again, he had the heart to cry.

Because the big zongzi is more afraid of the sun, we studied the problem of how to protect the big zongzi again, and unanimously decided to make a wooden box for him, and during the day, the big zongzi hid in the big box.

Da Zongzi held a beautiful snake waist knife in his hand, quite a little eager to try, he showed Xiao MM a lot of gestures, Xiao MM translated on his behalf: "Da Zongzi said that it is also a very troublesome thing for the plane to take off, refueling, command, and tower...... If there are zombies left on the other side of the airport, it will cause a lot of trouble for our team. Da Zongzi asked you, would you like to send him to the airport once tonight to dispose of the zombies roaming inside and outside the airport? ”

Su Wan and the fat man and I looked at each other and nodded to each other, and Su Wan said: "The idea of the big zongzi is very good, but this matter is very dangerous, you have to be more careful with the big zongzi." ”

The big zongzi reached out and patted his chest, and slapped his rib bones with a "pop", which means that please rest assured that he knows what he knows. Anyway, we have to fly for a long time during the day, so he can hide in the wood Shoko to rest, and maybe when he wakes up, he will already be in Thailand.

After sending away the big zongzi, Su Wan hurriedly gathered people to make wooden boxes for the big zongzi overnight, and I returned to our room early with the dead fat man, ready to rest.

The dead fat man carried his short knife into the bed, and after I saw it, I hated it, and said you be careful, don't turn over in the middle of the night and cut off your eggs. The dead fat man belongs to the people who are content with Changle, and if he gets cheap, he won't sell it, and he laughs and says it's okay, anyway, there are two eggs, and one less won't delay anything.

I was lying on the head of my bed, thinking that the fat man and the big zongzi were each with a waist knife, and I made a textile lady to make a wedding dress, and the result was that I was busy with others. Now all I got from the beautiful snake was the tattered purple blouse. Fortunately, the dead fat man and the big zongzi are very brave, and those two knives in their hands are indeed much stronger than putting them in my hands.

I still looked at the top and looked at what kind of treasure it was, and took it out and looked over and over again. After watching it for a long time, I thought that this thing must not be an invulnerable Tang Yi armor, even I can tear it with my hands.

The purple blouse was not sewn, but a knit that resembled a sweater. I've never had any idea of textile materials, and I can't tell what kind of material they are made of. On the chest of this sweater, there seems to be a pattern, but unfortunately that part was torn by me, and I can't see what it is.

I thought about it, but I turned over and got up, went out to find Su Wan, and saw that she was commanding a few brothers to prepare a big wooden box for the big zongzi. I handed the tattered clothes to Su Wan and said, "Brother Jiu, look at it, this pattern is quite big, it looks like some kind of animal. ”

Su Wan took it and looked at it, nodded, and said, "This is also a message, we have to find someone to see if we can restore this dress...... Anyway, if you tear it up like this, you don't know what the chances of recovery are. He called Huang Haihe over and asked, "Do we have anyone here who is proficient in wool weaving skills?" ”

Huang Haihe flipped through the big account book in his hand and said: "Yes, there are two people, one is named Zhu Xiuhong, thirty-two years old, and the other is Zhang Qingli, twenty-three years old, both of them have worked as workers in the weaving factory. ”

Su Wan nodded and said, "Very good, you give this dress to the two of them tomorrow and ask them to restore this dress as much as possible." Remember that it's not repairing, it's restoration, we need to look at the patterns and patterns on this garment, there may be hidden information about the dungeon. ”

Huang Haihe agreed, nodded to me, took the torn sweater, and left.

Su Wan pulled me to sit on the chair next to me and said with a smile: "Why are you with such a long face?" Do you still feel sorry for those two knives? "I said, how can I, am I the stingy one? When did I not shoulder morality with iron shoulders, righteousness and loyalty. Su Wan scratched my nose with her little finger and said with a smile: "You just put gold on your face, you don't have a red face and don't pant for breath~ hehe." After laughing a few times, Su Wan fell silent, sighed, and said: "Lao Hua, I'm actually quite worried, the world has become too terrible now, and Thailand must not be much better." You should be more careful when you go to Thailand this time. ”

I said that I still need to say? Thailand has a mild climate, and there may be even more monsters there. However, we went to Thailand this time to collect intelligence, not to fight a vicious war, so there should be no big problem.

Su Wan listened and was noncommittal. After a while, she silently took off the ring she was wearing on her left hand, put it on the middle finger of my right hand, and said, "I bought this ring from a stall, and I believe it will bring me good luck, and now I will give it to you." ”

I was stunned and said, "You gave me the wrong finger, the man left and the woman right...... Besides, you can't fool me with the stalls, can you? ”

Su Wan laughed out loud, stretched out her hand and popped a chestnut on my head, and scolded with a smile: "What are you talking about?" This small ring is a small weapon, and at the touch of a button, you can spray anti-wolf spray...... What kind of mess of men left and women right? Do you think this is a wedding ring? Idiot! ”

I felt a burning pain in my head, but it didn't seem to burn my face as badly. I turned my head to look at the workers, and saw that they were all smiling evilly, as if I was Uncle ****** on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

I looked at the glittering stainless steel anti-wolf ring on my finger, and my psychological side suddenly felt warm and comfortable.