Su Wan looked at me worriedly and said, "Lao Hua, you have always been resourceful, hurry up and think of a way, I estimate that those vampire kings will start attacking us soon." ”

I stayed for a moment and said, "I don't have any good ideas...... However, you say, can you put lubrication on the side of the Dokdo helicopter carrier to stop the vampire king? The dead fat man jumped up and said with a smile: "I think this is a good idea, the vampire king has a lot of weight, even if they have a lot of suckers on their tentacles, but if they don't leave enough on the side of the ship, it is estimated that they will not be able to climb up." He patted me heavily on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Master Hua, you are getting more and more powerful, no wonder Brother Jiu values you so much." ”

I glanced at Su Wan, and snorted helplessly, Su Wan had already stood up over there, and said, "No matter what, let's implement Lao Hua's idea first." With that, he turned around and left, and went to find Song Laipeng.

Seeing Su Wan walking away, I pulled the dead fat man's arm and sighed: "Brother, I know you are not very satisfied, but you really can't blame Su Wan for this matter." After looking at no one on the left and right, he said: "Originally, Su Wan had a mustard for you, and it was easy to get rid of it, but you behaved too strangely in the matter of making up a small C......

The dead fat man said dissatisfiedly: "Why am I acting strange? ”

I coughed dryly and asked, "I said dead fat...... You don't still like to make up little C, do you? It is said that after you heard the news that editor C was coming, the whole person was out of shape, and for a while his face was full of excitement, and for a while he wanted to slip away quickly...... Anyway, man, our eldest ninth brother is a woman, and it is natural to be as careful as a hair, you say that you are so capricious, how can you get Su Wan's trust? "We, the Troika, have worked together to make it possible for us to have a misunderstanding between the two of them, so I have to take on the role of mediator.

The dead fat man's mouth was open for a long time, speechless, and it took a long time before he sighed, lowered his head and asked, "Lao Hua, what do you say...... Two men together...... Well, I mean liking each other, that, isn't that a little too weird? ”

This question is more acute, I scratched my scalp for a long time, and said: "Look, I'm not an expert, but I've seen two movies before, one is "Brokeback Mountain" directed by Ang Lee, and the other is "Self-combing", both of which tell ......the story of homosexuality."

The dead fat man interrupted me impatiently, and said angrily: "You are gay, the problem now is that I am not gay...... I am gay" I nodded and said: "Well, that's right, she's a shemale ......" The dead fat man was suddenly furious and shouted: "Don't you ****** say that the drop is so ugly, okay?" I quickly admitted my mistake: "Yes, yes, it should be called...... It should be called ......" The dead fat man is waiting for me, but my vocabulary is too poor, and after thinking for a long time, I couldn't find a suitable word to replace, and finally had to say: "It should be called a prostitute...... Don't stare at me like that, that's what our ancestors called. The dead fat man sighed and said, "Forget it, you still call it a shemale." ”

I smiled and said, "You don't care what we all call and think, the question is what do you think in your own heart?" The dead fat man sighed and said, "I just don't know what to do, that's why I asked you." ”

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "I think, it's not a way for you to hold back like this, as the old saying goes, people are afraid of meeting, trees are afraid of peeling, and when you see Xiao C, you will naturally know what to do." The dead fat man exhaled and said, "It seems that it has to be like this, wait for her to come, I have a chance to go to Jinzhou to see her ......" I smiled and said: "Don't wait so long, I have already told Brother Jiu that I will arrange for Xiao C's plane to Qingdao for a transit, and you will be able to see her soon......"

Before I could finish speaking, the fat man got angry, grabbed me by the collar and lifted me up, and shouted, "You want to kill me?" After glaring at me for a long time, he let go of his hand and muttered, "It's okay...... It's hard to hide for the rest of your life. ”

After saying goodbye to the dead fat man, I thought about the "artificial gills", so I went all the way to the cabin, and finally saw Professor Park covered in gauze in the hospital room on the second floor.

After sending away the idle people in the room, I pulled a chair, sat down at the head of Professor Park's bed, pinched my chin and said, "Old Park, now that you are famous, the mermaids will invite you to their house by name." Poor Professor Park's face turned green with fright, and he asked in shock, "...... them What are they looking for me for? I scratched my face and said, "Maybe they have taken a fancy to your handsome and majestic temperament and want to recruit you to be a colt." Professor Park was about to cry, and said tremblingly, "I'm not going, I'm not going...... I'm so old, it's so inappropriate......"

I rubbed my nose and said helplessly, "Why are you so ignorant of lifting?" Such a good thing is still blocked, and we people don't want to go to other people's homes. They say you've invented an artificial gills that are better than all of our industrial revolutions. It's no wonder that the mermaids and sea monsters like you so much, and say that as long as we hand you over, they will not only stop embarrassing us immediately, but will also give more than a dozen baskets of pearl agate as a dowry, and promise that they will never embarrass you. They also said that if we were unwilling to hand you over, they would send a large number of vampire kings to climb our Dokdo, capture you, and send you to the cave to marry the mother octopus......"

Of course, Professor Park knew that I was talking nonsense, but his face turned pale with fright, and he held my hand: "Lao Hua, I know that you are a good person, you must save me...... Now only you can save me. I let him take my hand and said in a straight tone: "Old Pu, speaking from the heart, do you think we Chinese are reliable?" ”

Professor Park didn't know why I asked this, and looked at me in surprise for a long time before slowly nodding and saying, "Chinese people have been influenced by Confucianism for thousands of years, and naturally they are kinder than people in other places." I nodded and said, "It's best if you know each other like this, let's be honest, don't you think you've been betrayed?" Professor Park looked at me blankly, dazed.

I pierced the window paper: "We don't know if you invented artificial gills, but I want to ask you, how did those mermaids know?" Professor Park's mouth suddenly opened wide and he couldn't speak.

I continued to analyze him: "Something like artificial gills is so advanced, and the scientific research funds required are certainly not something that a small diving team can afford. And even a fool can see that artificial gills must have a military use, and it is really amazing that you can keep it a secret for so long. But have you thought about it? There are very few people who can know such a high-end secret, how can those mermaids who live in the depths of the ocean know? I will send an army to hunt you down! ”

Professor Park was stunned and didn't know what he was thinking.

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Goryeo and my Chinese civilization have been passed down in the same line, for thousands of years, which of our dynasties has failed you?" Not to mention that the Ming Dynasty did its best to defend you against the Japanese invaders, even in the late Qing Dynasty, our country was so weak that it still sent a large army to help you resist the foreign invaders...... The Korean Peninsula has been the gateway to China since ancient times, and we are inseparable from each other, not by ********. ”

Professor Park nodded helplessly and sighed, "You're right...... My project is funded by the United States, and there are no more than six people who know about this project, and these people, except for me, have a great influence in various countries...... Now that they're gone, I can't speculate on who betrayed me...... But I'm sure I was betrayed by them. This result inevitably made Professor Park despair, it felt like calling his father for more than ten years, and suddenly one day he found out that it was his father's killer.

I patted Professor Park on the shoulder and said, "Old man, the world is not what it used to be, money no longer has any meaning, and you cling to your invention may have no meaning except for the possibility of letting a small wave of people run rampant in the sea." It is better to listen to my kind words and contribute, and make this invention a common wealth of the whole mankind. Let's not talk about conquering the ocean or destroying the sea tribe, at least with your invention, we can master more abilities and persist in living in this life-and-death gamble. ”

Professor Park's eyes were moist, he looked down at his blood-covered crotch, the muscles on his face couldn't help shaking, silently took out two small latex stoppers from his close-fitting clothes, trembled his hands, put the two latex stoppers in my hands, helped me close my five fingers, looked directly into my eyes, and said, "This is the artificial intelligence gills...... There is only this one sample, you can keep it well, and promise me: copy this thing out of 10,000 copies, and send it to every survivor, so that they can have one more ability to survive......"

I looked at Professor Park in amazement, how did I feel like he was talking about a will...... Seeing that he was staggering and trying to get up, I quickly held him down and said urgently, "What are you doing here?" Professor Park smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, don't lie to yourself anymore, you know that if I don't die, those mermaids will not be reconciled." Rather than everyone who was killed together, it is better to learn the heroism of the three hundred warriors of the Sichuan Army, isn't it just a death? We Koreans are not a bad race, and we can also be sacrificed. ”

This old philistine suddenly became serious, but I was at a loss, and quickly said, "Don't worry...... Don't worry, you're not there yet. I scratched my scalp and laughed, "Why do they want you, so we have to hand you over?" Anyway, we have already captured their princess, and I think this beam has already been settled, and it is difficult to give up. It's better to fight with them, maybe we will win. ”

Professor Park was frightened by me and asked in a daze, "Do you have any good way to resist the attack of the merfolk clan?" Don't think you're safe if you get aboard the Dokdo. I smiled and said: "Although the Dokdo is not good, but our old tile will definitely work, the load capacity of the old tile is 65,000 tons, and the stability is no problem...... Now the old tile is approaching, it's really not good, let's send a helicopter to send you directly to the old tile. ”

Professor Park was grateful, and hurriedly expressed his gratitude, this old stick was desperate to survive, and when he saw this life-saving straw, there was someone who was not overjoyed? At the moment, there were a lot of snot and tears, and I was sad to watch.

As he was talking, he vaguely felt that the ground was a little crooked, and he sat up straight, but the chair was still crooked towards the door, and before he could react to what was going on, he heard the walkie-talkie on his waist shout: "Old flower, hurry up and come up on the deck, the sea monsters are starting to attack." "It's Su Wan's voice!

As soon as I heard this, I quickly jumped up, turned my head and ran out, and after running out of the door, I reflexively ran back, grabbed Professor Park's arm and carried him on his back, and said, "No, I have to send you away now!" "I ran onto the deck with Professor Park on my back, and I was out of breath from exhaustion. Fortunately, his grandmother's Professor Park lived on the second floor, and if he lived on the ground floor, he would have exhausted me to death.

When I got to the deck, I was taken aback, and I saw that the people on the deck were staggering, all of them clutching to the guardrail and other things, so that they didn't fall. I didn't feel anything yet, and Professor Park, who was carrying me on my back, also sat down and suddenly began to roll my eyes.

I saw that Su Wan was not far away, clutching the side of the boat, and I hurriedly shouted, "What's wrong?" Is the Vampire King climbing up? Su Wan replied: "I didn't climb up, your oil splashing technique worked, they couldn't climb up, but...... I don't know how, our ship seems to be capsizing. ”

I didn't care so much, I lay on the ground, crawled forward, pulled Professor Park with one hand, dragged him to our heavy helicopter, opened the cabin door, and pushed him in. Turning around, he beckoned Wang Yong over and shouted, "Send Professor Park to the Varyag aircraft carrier immediately!" Wang Yong agreed, quickly climbed into the cockpit of the helicopter, and flew the helicopter crookedly, he didn't dare to fly away directly, according to my instructions, first pulled up hundreds of meters, and then flew all the way to the northeast.

After sending Professor Park away, I had a mental bottom of my mind, no matter what, even if all of us were killed in battle, the mermaid clan's calculations would be in vain. Staggered to Su Wan's side, grabbed the side of the boat, looked into the sea, and was stunned.

We saw the man we saw before, riding on the back of the manta ray, slowly rising out of the sea, he was carrying a very strangely shaped cane in his hand, too far away, we couldn't see what it looked like, we could only see him casually pointing in the direction of the bow, and the bow of our big boat was lifted violently, and the bodies of us people were thrown towards the stern of the boat. Then the damned merfolk man pointed his hand in the direction of our stern, and the bow of the ship immediately fell into the sea, and at the same time the stern of the ship was raised high, and the bodies of us people were tilted in the direction of the bow again...... After so many repetitions, many people were shaken and vomited, and the guns and ammunition fell into the sea one after another, and there was no shadow in an instant.

A Korean chick tumbled and threw herself into my arms, and I hurriedly grabbed her and helped her grasp the side of the boat, only to find out that it was the little nurse with a big cake face. I shouted, "Why don't you stay down there and run the deck?" The girl was frightened by me and cried directly: "The president ordered everyone to have dinner...... I fainted and comforted her: "Okay, okay, don't cry, I just don't yell." In a gentle tone, he asked, "Where is your arsenal?" The big persimmon cake face nurse said delicately: "On the second floor, near the exit of the spiral staircase......

I stopped talking to her and shouted, "Shoko! Not far away, Ou Xiang hurriedly agreed, he didn't even raise the sniper, so he said: "No, Lao Hua, it's too far, I can't hit......" I gave him a blank look, this kid has always dropped the chain for me recently, and it seems that I have to hold a parent-teacher conference for him when I turn back.

Ou Xiang couldn't count on it, so I made Jing'er's idea...... Looking at the little aunt and grandmother, the girl was holding the flagpole in her hand, vomiting a mess, and it looked like she was about to vomit out of her bitter gall.

Su Wan asked loudly, "Lao Hua, what the hell is going on?" The staff in that mermaid's hand seems to have magical powers! I quickly waved my hand and shouted, "Don't talk nonsense...... Hungry, I'm sorry Brother Jiu, I don't mean anything else, I mean, there can't be any magic in this world at all, there must be something strange under our boat. He turned his head and shouted: "Song Laipeng, find someone to drop a few depth charges." Song Laipeng didn't say a word, jumped up from the deck and ran to the second-floor cabin, shouting as he ran: "A few more people to help." Immediately, several old Korean watches stood up and ran down with Song Laipeng.

Su Wan was full of black lines and said, "Looking at your posture, it seems that calling Song Laipeng is more convenient than greeting Xiaojian and Xiangzi." I touched my nose and said, "I don't blame me...... Han Bangzi was first led by China for thousands of years, then enslaved by Japanese devils for hundreds of years, and now he has been running with the Yankees for decades, and he has long lost his own ideas, and subconsciously knows that he is the material of his younger brother. ”

Su Wan gave me a blank look: "That's not as polite as you!" I shouted to Song Laipeng, who was running to the second floor, at the top of my throat: "President Han, hard work!" Song Laipeng didn't say anything: "When is it, let's stop being polite, let's beat those damn sea monsters away first!" ”

I turned my head to look at Su Wan and said, "See...... Su Wan was full of black lines: "Take your ......" I stood up and drank: "Where is the old medicine?" Yao Jin replied from the stern of the boat, "I'm here!" ”

I pointed to the mermaid man who was showing off his might in the sea, and shouted, "Gather a few gunners and kill that guy with naval guns!" Yao Jin replied far away: "Okay...... It's just that ****** is a bit handy, and the naval guns produced by Lao Mei haven't been fiddled with yet. (To be continued.) )