Episode 115 Korean Women
Our Dokdo went up and down, playing a roller coaster in Jiaozhou Bay, and I pointed to the mermaid man who was showing off his might in the sea, and shouted to Yao Jin: "Mobilize a few gunners and kill that guy with naval guns!" Yao Jin replied far away: "Okay...... It's just that ****** is a bit handy, and the naval guns produced by Lao Mei haven't been fiddled with yet. ”
Seeing that Yao Jin shouted a few people and took over the naval guns, an order was given, and all the cannons fired in unison, bang, but they were far away from the target, and the nearest shell also fell more than ten meters away from the mermaid man, and the farthest one fell hundreds of meters away.
I was sweating profusely, and I hurriedly ran over, and said urgently, "Guys, how did you do it?" How can there be such a far reason? "Even if it is an American product, it is the same, the firing principle of this thing is still the same after all, the Dokdo is not equipped with many naval guns, and there is no way to form a firepower coverage, of course, the requirements for accuracy are higher.
Yao Jin called me aside and said, "If you don't understand, don't babble and command, we don't have a positioning system now, so we can only rely on visual inspection to try a shot, and then use this base point as the standard, and then shoot another shot." I let out an "oh" and turned my head to see that the mermaid man had been frightened into the sea by our naval guns and disappeared, and our big ship had stopped swaying violently and regained its temporary calm.
Everyone exhaled and got up in embarrassment, and after a while, an old Korean watch fell into the sea, but our big boat was moored, so the guy was quickly recovered by us.
The dead fat man stood in the distance, pointed to the sea, and shouted: "Brother Jiu, old flower, look at it." We hurriedly stuck our heads out of the side of the ship and looked down, obediently, a large body of the vampire king, silently floating on the surface of the sea, as if it was a pile of filthy foam.
I nodded and said, "Yes, that mermaid man commands countless vampire kings and wants to overturn our big ship. Su Wan also nodded, turned around and called Song Laipeng: "Song Laipeng, send more people, arrange the depth charges, maybe there will be an anti-submarine war." ”
That Song Laipeng was very calm, waved his hand, showed that he understood, and immediately began to send people. But apparently they were not very familiar with the helicopter carrier, and a large group of people ran to the bow of the ship in a hurry, and half of the run, several of them shouted something noisily, so everyone turned over and ran to the stern, and after running to the stern, they realized that it was not the target, and began to run towards the bow again.
In the chaos, Song Laipeng ran over panting, and said, "Old flower, we don't have many depth charges, what should we do?" I was almost amused by him and asked, "What nonsense are you talking about?" Who doesn't know that Dokdo is mainly an amphibious operation, and its biggest function is not air defense and anti-submarine? How can there not be so many depth charges? "This thing is quite hateful, when the old American naval formation dominated the sea, it was really a show of force and rampant in the world. However, due to the difference in ********, they always treat us as preconscious enemies to guard against. We often bring large warships and aircraft carriers to our doorsteps to show off their might. In this way, we have no choice but to carry out our coastal defense construction, but when New China was first established, it was impossible for us to compete with the old United States. Under such circumstances, the leaders of our country's navy put forward the concept of asymmetric warfare, that is, to put a large amount of limited funds on the nemesis submarines of aircraft carriers, so in a short period of time, the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy has many submarines. Because according to general estimates, a three-bow submarine can kill an aircraft carrier of the same class, and relatively speaking, the cost of submarines is very limited after all. It is rumored that during the Taiwan Strait crisis in '98, the US Seventh Aircraft Carrier Squadron wanted to sail into the Taiwan Strait to provoke, but the Chinese People's Liberation Army (PLA) at that time sent 10 submarines to squeeze the enemy in a row, forcing the US Seventh Fleet to withdraw from the battlefield.
Under such a general premise, the United States lackey countries around the Asia-Pacific region often take antisubmarine warfare as their primary goal when building their navies, such as South Korea's Dokdo and Japan's Hyuga, which, to put it bluntly, have no attack capability at all and make little contribution to maritime operations, but helicopters are the natural nemesis of submarines and possess powerful antisubmarine capabilities, and the purpose of South Korea and Japan in building helicopter carriers is obvious and clear at a glance.
Of course, under such a premise, it is necessary to be equipped with a large number of depth charges, but Song Laipeng actually said that there are not many depth charges on the Dokdo, which of course makes me very strange.
Song Laipeng over there smiled awkwardly and said, "The authorized crew of the Dokdo is 700 people...... "Looking back at the old Korean watches that were full of boats, he smiled bitterly: "But you can also see the old flowers, we are now loaded with at least 1,100 Koreans, and in order to store more food substances, we will drop those heavy depth charges into the sea." ”
I was furious: "You guys, dignified helicopter carriers, one has no helicopter pilots, and two has no depth charges...... What do you call a helicopter carrier? Song Laipeng bowed: "I'm very sorry!" I sighed and said, "Forget it, I'll figure it out." Song Laipeng hurriedly expressed his gratitude, this little stick is very polite, and bowed to me seven or eight times in one breath.
I rubbed my face vigorously with my hands, stopped looking at them, beckoned to the telegraph operator, and said, "Send a report to Xiao Nana immediately, just say that the depth charges here are in short supply, and let Wang Yong bring more depth charges when he comes back." Glancing at Song Laipeng standing there awkwardly, he felt a little pitiful, thinking that he didn't count them at this time, what were he waiting for?
I walked over, put my arm around Song Laipeng's shoulder, and said, "Man, you also said just now that the Dokdo helicopter carrier only has 700 people, but if you look at it now, after adding more than 300 of us, the Dokdo helicopter carrier has almost 1,400 people on it, which is more than double...... It's very dangerous to go on like this, if you don't use the sea monsters to fight the Dokdo, you may sink into Jiaozhou Bay. ”
Song Laipeng's face changed color when he heard this, and he hurriedly asked, "Is this ...... What to do? So I said, "Well, in a moment we will send two heavy helicopters to bring all the women and children on board to the Varyag, so that we can be relieved of our worries, and second, we can bring back some heavy weapons by the way." ”
I deliberately raised my voice very high, but Song Laipeng didn't agree, and the Korean aunts who were surrounding around him pounced on me one after another, and thanked me with tears in their eyes.
In this way, Song Laipeng couldn't say anything more, so he had to say: "Then I'm sorry to trouble you......" I quickly interrupted him and said: "Don't be happy too early, I'm not the number one of Fu Leduo, and this matter needs the ninth brother's consent to work." Song Laipeng hurriedly bowed to me and said, "Then please ask Mr. Hua to have a few nice words with Brother Jiu." ”
I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, Lao Hua Iron shoulders morality, courage and loyalty, and will not watch you Korean old watches suffer." After speaking, he hurriedly ran to find Brother Jiu, which provoked the Korean aunts behind him to praise Lao Hua for being a living Bodhisattva.
After finding Su Wan, I told my thoughts, and the dead fat man said dissatisfiedly next to him: "Why do you want to save those Korean women who have plastic surgery?" After Wang Yong comes back, how good it would be for us to drive three heavy helicopters and pull away more than 300 of our people together! ”
Su Wan glanced at the dead fat man and said, "Nonsense, how can we abandon these Koreans?!" Although they have not done much in the past 100 years, they are our neighbors after all...... Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and when it is time to help, they should help. Besides, our old tile is only equipped with a hundred members of the Fortune 'Dog Leftovers' team, and 500 skeleton soldiers, and there are still many empty seats, even if all the people on the Dokdo are loaded, they can be accommodated. ”
I touched my nose and lowered my voice and said, "My thoughts are somewhere between the two of you...... I mean, saving people must be saved, but we don't need a good person to do it to the end, let's transport all the women on the Dokdo to the old tile and settle them, as for the Han sticks...... Just stay and guard the Dokdo, after all, this is also a helicopter carrier, and it would be a pity to lose it all at once. ”
The dead fat man laughed and said: "Lao Hua, you are too bad, you have pulled away all the women of other people, leaving a group of gentlemen, and you will not have to follow us sooner or later...... Don't they know that without a woman there will be extinction? I gave him a blank look and said, "Of course they do...... But as long as they don't react now, our goal has been achieved. Hehe, there are thousands of these Han sticks, so why don't you leave them. ”
Su Wan also agreed with me, and said: "Yes, Lao Hua's idea is very shameless...... I coughed dryly, and said: "Can you praise ......me in another word" Su Wan smiled and said: "Eun, I know, Lao Hua's idea, I think it's very good, we are in a period of shortage of manpower, and it seems that these Koreans know how to drive ships, so we should find a way to recruit them for our own use." ”
After the discussion, we sent a telegram to the Varyag aircraft carrier, explaining our plan in detail to Xiao Nana. After a while, Xiao Meimei called back, saying that everything is subject to the command, and Lao Wa will cooperate with us as much as possible and try to accommodate those Korean women.
I clapped my hand and said with a smile: "Since this is the case, then we don't have to wait for Wang Yong to come back, let's start transporting personnel." Su Wan looked at the sky that was about to get dark, nodded, and immediately beckoned the old car over, took him to the CH-57 Chinook heavy transport helicopter, turned over and climbed into the cab.
I ran to Song Laipeng's side and said, "Brother Jiu agreed, and she also personally went out to escort your people to the Varyag aircraft carrier. Song Laipeng listened, his face showed joy, and the old Korean watches next to him also cheered.
I waved my hand to stop everyone's commotion and said loudly: "However, we have a limited number of helicopters, so it is impossible to transport everyone away...... In other words, we can only take women and children away, and women and children are the hope of the whole human race, and everyone must understand it. Although the Korean male watches were not very willing, they didn't say anything.
So I took Jian Tianhan, Ou Xiang and others and began to assist those Korean women to get on the helicopter. Because it was an escape, it was a lot of work to throw away all the unnecessary things.
After sending more than a dozen women to the helicopter one after another, a seven or eight-year-old boy squeezed in front of the crowd and was about to get on the plane, I grabbed him and asked, "Brother, are you a woman?" The little boy shook his head blankly, and I asked, "Are you a child?" This time the little boy nodded happily, I didn't listen to him, and said earnestly: "No! Man, you're not a kid anymore, you're a man to help, and you're going to stand up and protect your fellow man. He shoved my pistol into the little boy's hand and asked, "Will you use this?" When the little boy nodded, I pointed to the side of the boat with my hand and shouted, "Then hurry up and garrison over there, and kill any sea monster I see!" The little boy was so encouraged, grabbed my 54-style pistol, and ran to the dead fat man to help.
Jing'er looked at the little boy's back, and seemed a little unbearable, but she stretched out her hand, still didn't say anything, just glared at me fiercely.
The two helicopters could only carry more than 200 people, and the rest had to wait patiently for Wang Yong to return as soon as possible. We watched as the two CH-57 Chinook heavy transport helicopters flew high into the sky and disappeared into the night.
After a busy day, taking advantage of the temporary free time, we all hurried to eat quickly. Our food is all self-prepared canned juice, compared to the Korean old table, there is only rice and kimchi, which is a lot more pitiful.
After dinner, everyone gathered on the deck to watch the enemy. By this time it was completely dark, so we turned on all the searchlights, and lit up a large area of the sea around us, attracting many moths and bugs, and the silly fork took the opportunity to have a beautiful meal.
Song Laipeng sat on the deck, pointed to the brightly lit downtown area of Qingdao, and said to those old Korean watches: "Look at that, this land is the place where our great sage of South Korea Confucius, who founded Confucianism and influenced the fate of Asia and the world for thousands of years. The old Korean watches next to them praised one after another, saying how the ancestors of South Korea were mighty.
No one on our side can understand Jiaozhou dialect, so it's okay. After I heard this, I was angry in my heart, and I couldn't help but say: "Hey, hey, I said little stick, please don't be so shameless, okay?" What do you call the great sung of Korea? Do you really think Confucius is you Koreans? ”
Song Laipeng said seriously: "Of course this is true, not only Sage Kong is our Koreans, but even the most famous beauty in ancient times, Xi Shi, is also our Koreans." ”
When I heard this, I was furious and shouted, "Nonsense...... You shamelessly declared the Dragon Boat Festival as your country's cultural heritage, it is shameless enough, and now even our country's historical celebrities have to occupy it? ”
Song Laipeng stood up with his waist in his waist and said in a deep voice: "Mr. Hua, you have saved our lives many times, and we must express our gratitude." But you can't insult our Korean ancestors at will, it's rude for you to do so. ”
I also stood up and said, "What do you Koreans call their ancestors?" That is obviously a historical celebrity in our country, why do you say that you occupy and insist on recognizing your ancestors? If you don't say anything else, let's just say that Confucius is clearly a native of Lu in the Spring and Autumn Period, and even you know that Confucius is equivalent to the current Shandong people, how can you close your eyes and say nonsense, and insist that Confucius is you Koreans? ”
Song Laipeng was also angry and said: "We Koreans are the smartest people in the world, and countless great scientific and technological civilizations have been invented in history...... The more I listened, the more angry I became, and shouted: "Do you still want to tell me that Zhang Heng is also you Koreans, so his armillary sphere was also invented by you Koreans?" ”
Song Laipeng was not ashamed but proud, and Zhengse said: "There is also Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica", which was also written by us Koreans. We Koreans invented Chinese medicine, so that you Chinese have benefited for more than a thousand years, you don't know how to be grateful to Dade, but instead say that Li Shizhen is you Chinese, fortunately we have great historians, through a lot of evidence, to point out your plagiarism. The evidence is ironclad, and you can't refute it. ”
I laughed angrily: "What is the ironclad evidence? What are your ancient buildings and ruins in Korea? You so-called historians, who have nowhere to go to the field, are just working behind closed doors and making up reasons that even he himself can't believe. ”
Song Laipeng snorted and said: "We have long known that you would say this about us, but the heavens are clear, no one can forcibly take other people's things as their own, even if he is the suzerain, he does not have this right." Culture belongs to everyone and the world, and it is shameless for you to do this. ”
I tugged at my sleeves and snorted, "It seems that this matter is a little unclear." Song Laipeng over there also put on a karate starting pose, and said in a deep voice: "I am willing to learn from Your Excellency's tricks." ”
I was so angry that I was about to rush up and give a big punch to President Fool, but the fat man grabbed me, and I thought he blamed me for being too impulsive and shouldn't have broken the unity, but this guy took off his shirt, threw it at me, and said, "Little one, you better have your bad idea, and leave the work of fighting to the fat man." "He is tall and big, like a wall of meat, and when he stands in front of Song Laipeng, he is not a heavyweight player, a bit like an elephant and a domestic pig competition. (To be continued.) )