Chapter 027: I Like a Pig and I Don't Like You
"Yu'er, who are you talking to in the room?"
Outside the door, Liu Yuanwai's shout suddenly came, originally Liu Yuer was riding on Li Wencai and was scuffling together, at this moment the two of them were stunned in place, Liu Yuer still strangled Li Wencai's neck, and then looked up and shouted: "It's okay Dad, I'm reciting it." ”
"A damn thief suddenly came in the yard just now, weren't you frightened?" Liu Yuanwai stood outside the door and said.
"The thief who received a thousand knives is estimated to have escaped, you hurry up and let the family chase it, my daughter is sleepy and wants to sleep first." Liu Yuer hurriedly coped.
"I heard people say that your roof is broken, Dad is not at ease, you open the door, Dad comes in and has a look." Liu Yuanwai came to the door with concern and knocked on the door.
Liu Yuer let go of Li Wencai, made a look, and motioned for Li Wencai to find a place to hide, then tidied up her clothes, tied her long hair behind her before walking towards the door.
"Dad, I'm fine, you see that thief is long gone." Liu Yuer opened the door and said to Liu Yuanwai with a smile.
Liu Yuanwai stood at the door and glanced at his daughter's boudoir, only to see that there was a lot of rubble scattered inside, and the water was splashed all over the ground, the whole scene after the fierce battle, the roof was broken with a big hole, looking from below, as if it had been broken by a meteorite, fortunately, his daughter was fine, Liu Yuanwai put his mind at ease, and then walked to the center of the room and looked towards the roof, only to see the starry sky, which was very spectacular.
Liu Yuer didn't know where Li Wencai was hiding, and now he didn't even have a ghost.
Liu Yuanwai looked at the big hole in the roof, touched his chin and said: "This thief should be a fat man, otherwise he can't make such a destructive force by stepping on the roof, and tomorrow I will focus on searching the fatter people in the village." ”
Liu Yu'er took Liu Yuanwai's arm and said coquettishly: "Okay, Dad, my daughter is going to sleep, it's not too late to let the next people clean up the room tomorrow, and you should rest early." ”
Liu Yuanwai nodded, and then nodded at Liu Yu'er's little head and said: "You girl, don't take your father's words to heart, marrying into Jiafu is a good and harmless thing for our Liu family, Master Jia said, let Young Master Jia come to visit the house in a few days, and then you have to dress up dignifiedly, stop running around the streets in men's clothes, what kind of body will you become." ”
"My daughter knows, hurry up and get out." Liu Yuer pulled Li Yuanwai away, and only after closing the door did she breathe a long sigh of relief, and then her pretty face immediately became gloomy, and she frowned and observed in the room for a while, but she didn't find any trace of Li Wencai, this guy was really well hidden.
"Come out, my dad is gone." Liu Yu'er shouted softly.
There was no one in the room, only the faint shouting from outside, and the occasional barking of dogs, which were the people of the house, with torches looking for the traces of the thief.
Liu Yuer sighed, glanced at the roof, and said in her heart, Could it be that this kid really practiced light skills and floated on the water, and couldn't run out of the big hole in the roof, Liu Yuer sat on the bed with her buttocks, ready to lie down and sleep, but when she pulled the quilt, she was suddenly frightened, only to see Li Wencai like a water dog, curled up and hiding under the quilt.
"You...... You bastard, who told you to come to my bed, can I go to my bed casually? Liu Yu'er's pretty face was flushed, today was supposed to be a quiet night, but as a result, Li Wencai came here, making the chickens fly and the dogs jumped, Liu Yuer really wanted to throw this guy out and let her father deal with him well.
"Yu'er, don't be angry, didn't you ask me to hide just now, I jumped on your bed in a panic, what, to be honest, your bed is so soft, it's more comfortable than the Simmons I slept in my previous life." Li Wencai said, and bounced his ass on Liu Yuer's bed, looking like he was enjoying it.
"Dead rascal, get out of here." Liu Yu'er's angry teeth clucked, and she couldn't wait to slap this thing to death.
"Actually, I came here in the middle of the night, but I have something important to tell you." Li Wencai changed the topic and said solemnly: "Yu'er, you see that we were a little unhappy when we first met, but this is all over, you were blackmailed by Liu Dacai, and I took you to escape, you see that our relationship has gotten along very well now, so I hope our relationship can further develop." ”
Liu Yuer looked at Li Wencai with squinted eyes and a lewd look, thinking about what Li Wencai wanted to say, and probably wanted to make something bad. So he said bluntly: "If you have anything to say, just say it, don't beat around the bush, your eyes are rolling, I know you are not at ease." ”
"You know who I am, right?" Li Wencai asked tentatively, today he accidentally signed a note of divorce, which made Li Wencai regret it, so first ask Liu Yuer that she doesn't know her identity now.
"Don't say that you are the stupid scholar of the Li family in Liuzhuang, I don't believe it if you kill me, the son of the Li family has a poor background, he is honest and loyal, talented and talented, he used to be a famous talent, if it weren't for the strange disease, maybe he would have been admitted to the fame now, look at you again, the whole prodigal who eats and waits for death, don't insult the name of the son of the Li family." Liu Yuer glanced at Li Wencai with disdain, with a disgusted expression.
"I ...... I" Li Wencai pointed to himself, and he still didn't say that he was that Li Wencai for a long time, thinking about it, he was just a skin of other scholars, and he couldn't compare with others in terms of talent, even Li Wencai himself felt that the difference was a bit big, although Li Wencai was thick-skinned, but he was not as honest and invincible, but looking back, he also had his own advantages, such as blackmailing Dr. Wang, beating Chen Da, opening a casino, stealing famous paintings, and this great deed can be done by that nerd.
Li Wencai coughed dryly and said: "Okay, I admit that I am not the genius of the Li family, but I am also a serious person, and I am extremely self-motivated, I have opened a company in the county, I have already planned, and when my business becomes bigger and stronger, I will open a chain store, open my casino to the capital, and then name the Royal Entertainment Club." It's more bullish than what Jiafu, you follow me to eat and drink spicy ......"
Liu Yu'er frowned, listening to Li Wencai's nonsense there, she snorted coldly: "Who said I wanted to follow you?" ”
"It's far away, this is my great ideal, I just want to say that I am not a swinger who eats and waits for death, this time I came mainly because I didn't see you go to the academy for a few days, I thought you were seriously ill, so I came to visit you." Li Wencai said kindly.
"That's a nice thing to say, to see why I climbed onto the roof, and to remove all the tiles on the roof, to peek at people taking a bath, and to quibble that I am not a hooligan."
"Misunderstanding, big misunderstanding." The evidence of Li Wencai climbing on the roof to peek at the bath is conclusive, but Li Wencai mainly came to visit Liu Yu'er, and by the way, he took a second look, and the matter was so coincidental, so he didn't add a theory, and said again: "I heard that you are going to marry the son of Jiafu?" ”
"What's the matter, it's your business."
"Do you know that the son of Jiafu is a bastard who eats and waits for death, he goes to the kiln when he has nothing to do, eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, robs houses, he does everything, if you marry him, it is better to marry me." Li Wencai was in a hurry, so he blurted out.
Liu Yu'er was stunned for a moment, her pretty face immediately turned red, and she said angrily: "What's the difference between you and him, the ghost wants to marry you." ”
"Didn't you say that you have someone you like, what you like is me, right, I guess is, did you secretly like me at first sight, it's okay, you confess directly to my brother, brother is acceptable." Li Wencai said confidently.
Liu Yu'er glanced at Li Wencai as if she was looking at a neuropath, she had never seen such a shameless person, Liu Yuer stretched out her hand and pointed at the door and shouted: "The ghost likes you, I just like a pig and I don't like you, you get out of here." ”
Liu Yuer was angry, pulled Li Wencai off the bed, and then kicked Li Wencai's ass fiercely, kicking Li Wencai out of the room.
Li Wencai was very embarrassed and ran out of Liu Yuer's room, the whole person was like being broken with a basin of cold water, and she was very depressed, what did Liu Yuer think, even if she liked pigs, she didn't like herself, it turned out that I Li Wencai was not even as good as a pig, and a man would have survived to this extent, it was better to die head-on.
Li Wencai was about to leave along the base of the wall, but several figures behind him scurried, torches lit up the courtyard, only to hear someone shouting: "The thief is here, catch him." ”
Li Wencai is a clever man, full of strength, and he can't let the Liu family catch him if he is killed, and he will be difficult to distinguish when the time comes, so Li Wencai smeared the soles of his feet with oil, sprinted a few steps, and then made a dashing leap, grabbed the wall with both hands, turned over and ran out of the Liu family, people's potential is indeed unlimited, according to the past, how could Li Wencai have the ability to climb over such a high wall, but now Li Wencai really jumped over, but the landing is a little unsightly.
I saw Li Wencai fall down from the wall, come in a flat sand and fall goose style, and squatted on the ground with his ass, but at this moment, where is there time to stay, and he can't care about the pain on his buttocks when he gets up, and he runs towards the end of the path like a mad dog, causing a series of dog barks along the way.
Quickly getting rid of the Liu family, Li Wencai wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, this time it was really dangerous to climb over the wall into the Liu family, and he was embarrassed, until he ran to his door, Li Wencai stopped, as if he had forgotten one thing, why did Xiaoliu disappear, didn't he make an appointment with three chicken crows.
"Xiao Liu won't be arrested by the people of the Liu family, Xiao Liu, it's the young master who hurt you." Li Wencai couldn't help but cry out in grief when he thought of Xiao Liu's tragic appearance of being tied up by five flowers.
"Young Master, I'm here." At the base of a wall, Xiao Liu showed half of his head, shouted at Li Wencai, and then ran out as if he had been reborn.
Li Wencai was surprised and delighted, and then glanced at Xiao Liu with strange eyes, and said in his heart, this guy wouldn't have met a robber, why did his clothes turn out to be torn like this, I saw Xiao Liu running over with a stagger, the clothes on his body were all strips, and even the pants were one by one, running and swaying with the wind.
"Young master, I'll wait until you come back." When Xiao Liu saw Li Wencai, he was like a guerrilla finding a large army, and his excitement was beyond words.
"Little Liu, what's wrong with you, your clothes are torn like this?" Li Wencai asked puzzled.
"Don't mention the son, it's all tears, those of the Liu family are really hateful, I was squatting under the wall and waiting for the son, but I was divided into three horses by the Liu family's family to surround and intercept, and a few big yellow dogs were released to bite me, my clothes were all bitten by dogs, if I didn't run fast, I guess I wouldn't be able to see the young master now." Xiaoliu grabbed Li Wencai and hugged his head and cried.
Li Wencai sighed, Xiao Liu seems to have been appearing in this unsightly image since he followed him, Li Wencai is used to it, his heart is broken tonight, Li Wencai and Xiao Liu went back to Li's house in embarrassment, Li Wencai picked up countless girls in his previous life, and until now he is the most seriously injured, it is conceivable that a girl would rather like a pig than take care of herself, this is definitely a major blow.
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