Chapter 026: Climb on the roof to peep

Li Wencai's clumsy figure grabbed the hemp rope and climbed up the courtyard wall of Liu Yuanwai's house, Li Wencai rode on the wall and panted and glanced into the courtyard, only to see a few lanterns lit in the courtyard, and now the Liu family's family has basically slept, and the lights are still on in the main hall, so Li Wencai turned over and jumped off the wall, leaned on the root of the wall and slowly approached the main hall, and found a dark corner to hide.

In the hall of the main hall, Liu Yuanwai sat on a Taishi chair with his eyes squinted slightly, and he was holding the divorce note signed by Mrs. Li Wencai today.

"Yu'er, that fool of the Li family has now signed the note of divorce, I have discussed with Master Jia, next month fifteen is a good day, and I will marry you when the time comes, the Jia family is a big family in Taichang County, and it is also your blessing to be able to climb such a rich and noble family."

"Dad, I don't marry, you only have money in your eyes, and you never care about your daughter's happiness, but I heard that the young master of the Jia family is a well-known disciple, and now there are several concubines, you can't give your daughter to be a concubine." Liu Yu'er looked unhappy and was fighting with Liu Yuanwai.

"My dignified village chief of Liuzhuang, how can my daughter marry someone as a concubine, Master Jia agreed, if you marry in the past, it will be a legitimate house, you can rest assured." Liu Yuanwai touched his daughter's head with a smile and said: "You have to understand your father's hard work, I finally rescued you from the fire pit of the Li family, let's abandon the darkness and turn to the light, think about it, if you marry the fool of the Li family, you have to serve him every day, and the Li family is now in decline, what good life can you have, so your father is all for your good." ”

"Of course Yu'er, the stupid young master of the Li family, won't marry, but she won't marry a disciple either, let me tell you the truth, my daughter has someone she likes now, and her daughter's affairs are her own decisions." Liu Yu'er raised her eyebrows, turned around and walked out.

"You...... You girl turned against you, if you don't agree, don't think about going out of the room for half a step. Liu Yuan blew his beard angrily and glared, shouting at Liu Yu'er.

In the dark corner, a pair of bright eyes blinked, Li Wencai leaned against the wall and listened clearly, and couldn't help but be indignant that ancient women's freedom rights were ruthlessly deprived, Liu Yuer's attitude just now was already very clear, she didn't want to marry the young master of the Jia family, she already had someone she liked, who else could this person be except for the graceful, handsome and chic, and carefree son who fascinated thousands of girls. It seems that Liu Yuer's little lady had already secretly promised when she saw her for the first time, and secretly swore that I would not marry in this life, hey, the person is handsome, there is really no way.

Li Wencai touted himself like this, and suddenly he was full of confidence, watching Liu Yuer walk out of the main hall and towards his boudoir, so he secretly followed, and simply confessed to Liu Yuer tonight, he had already seen the body of other girls, if he pretended that nothing happened, then wouldn't he be too rogue, we can't do that, as a man, we have to be responsible for our own women.

Thinking of this, Li Wencai's waist was much straighter than a cat like a thief, watching Liu Yuer's room light up, a little maid holding a flower basket with some rose petals in it walked into Liu Yuer's room, Li Wencai didn't know why, I saw that the wall next to the house was still leaning on a wooden ladder, Li Wencai's eyes turned, next to the wooden ladder, carefully climbed to the roof, Li Wencai climbed on the roof, his buttocks were high, and gently removed a piece of tile, just look at it, the whole body trembled, Almost rolled off the roof.

In the room, I saw Liu Yu'er slowly undressing her clothes, the room was filled with thick water vapor, and a wooden bucket for bathing was placed in the middle, and a little maid sprinkled rose petals into the wooden bucket, and then retreated.

"Why, why am I always so blessed?" Li Wencai's saliva was about to drip out, and while he spoke, he also greedily uncovered the roof tiles, and after a while, a big hole was revealed, and his obscene head poked in, and his buttocks were even higher.

Liu Yu'er pouted, threw her robe on the screen next to her, jumped into the barrel, and kept muttering: "Kill me and don't marry that disciple, hmph, see what you can do to me." ”

Li Wencai climbed on the roof and looked fascinated, it is estimated that the roof has been opened by himself A big hole, it is already a little precarious, but Li Wencai didn't know it, just when he was looking at it, he only heard a click, and a tile actually fell down.

Smack.

"Who, who's up there?" Liu Yuer was startled by the falling tiles, looked up, and suddenly lost her soul, only to see a big hole in the roof, one covered with black veil, only revealing two thief eyes are peeking at themselves taking a bath, Liu Yuer immediately thought of the terrible object of the flower thief, so she shouted at the top of her voice: "Help, there is a thief." ”

"There are thieves, and there are thieves in the courtyard."

The shouts spread like a chain reaction throughout the Liu family's compound, and the entire courtyard immediately became brightly lit, and many family members ran out of the room with bastards in disheveled clothes, and began to look around for the thief.

"The thief is on the roof." I don't know who shouted, pointing at the roof and pouting at Li Wencai.

"Catch him."

A group of people hula and climbed up to the roof, Li Wencai looked at this formation, peeked at Miss Liu's bath, if he was caught, he must not be beaten to death, now there is no way to retreat, and the roof is so high, he always falls into cripples, Li Wencai is called a desperate, he stood up and wanted to escape, but he stepped on the air, and one leg just fell into the hole he had uncovered, and the whole person fell down with a bang.

There was a pop and a splash.

Li Wencai fell into the water tank in which Liu Yu'er was bathing, splashing all over the ground, Liu Yu'er was frightened by this sudden change and was stunned in the barrel, with big eyes, as if trying to see what kind of creature fell.

"Flower thief, see if I don't kill you." Liu Yuer came back to her senses and found that she had confronted the thief who peeked at her, although Liu Yuer was a daughter, but she had a character that was not afraid of heaven and earth, and now she saw that the person had fallen, so she knocked on the person's head with a water scoop from the side one by one, and knocked on the person's head without a head.

Li Wencai fell headlong into the bucket, fell to the point of gold stars, and was beaten by the water scoop and his face was blue and swollen, and he couldn't tell the grievances, only to see a trembling hand in the bucket stretched out, as if he was dying and calling for help, and then Li Wencai showed his head and shouted: "Don't fight, don't fight, we know each other." ”

"Who knows you." Liu Yuer looked at a veiled person, where did she recognize him as Li Wencai, covering her face and eating a water scoop.

"I'm Li Wencai, we're classmates in the academy." Li Wencai was in a hurry and hurriedly told his identity.

"Li Wencai?" Liu Yuer was stunned for a moment, and ripped off the veil on Li Wencai's face, but it turned out that it was really Li Wencai, but now he was beaten like a water dog by himself.

Liu Yu'er held the water scoop to her chest and asked, "You...... How did you show up here and still peek at me from the roof in the shower. ”

Li Wencai hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Misunderstanding, absolute misunderstanding, in fact, I practiced light exercises and floated on the water today, and the result floated onto your roof." ”

"The ghost believes that from the truth, what is the purpose of your running to my house?" Liu Yu'er raised her eyebrows, twisted Li Wenda's ear and asked sharply.

"I ......"

Oooo There was a knock on the door, and only the sound of clicking footsteps could be heard on the roof, and many people had already climbed onto the roof, looking for the trace of the black-clad thief.

"Miss, are you in the house?" There was a crisp shout outside the door.

"Yes." Liu Yuer said as she grabbed Li Wencai's head with her hand and pressed it into the water.

The door opened, and I saw that Yu'an was dressed in women's clothes and walked in, at this time, Yu'an was slightly powdered, not only looked like a girl's delicateness, but also had a heroic feeling, which was a little more pretty than when she was wearing men's clothes before.

"Miss, there was a thief on the roof just now, did you see where he went?" Yu'an saw that the young lady was taking a bath, one hand seemed to be pressing something hard, and there was a continuous bubbling sound in the water.

"No, no, I guess I ran out of the yard, you ask the family to look for it outside the yard."

"Okay young lady, the master said that he was worried about you, now that you are fine, go to the main hall, the master is waiting for you."

"Well, okay, I'll go right away."

After Yu'an finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave, but he was stunned for a moment and turned around and said, "Miss really didn't see where that damn thief went?" ”

Liu Yu'er shook her head very sadly, and couldn't help worrying about whether Li Wencai was dead now, so she sighed and said, "Really not, go back and tell the master, I'm fine." ”

Yu'an finally went out. Liu Yuer jumped out of the bucket, put on her clothes and ran to the bucket to look inside, only to see Li Wencai floating up from the water, rolling his eyes like a dead fish.

"You're not really going to die, wake up." Liu Yuer was scared, grabbed Li Wencai and fished it out of the bucket, took it off to the ground, and didn't know what to do with the drowning person, so she pressed it on Li Wencai's stomach with her hand, only to see that every time she pressed it, Li Wencai spit out a stream of water, which was even more like a fountain.

Liu Yuer was so tired that she was out of breath, and she didn't see Li Wencai wake up after pressing for a long time, so she slapped Li Wencai twice in the face and asked, "Are you dead, you can't scare me." ”

Liu Yuer has never killed even a hen since she was a child, and now when she sees Li Wencai drowning alive, she is afraid and scared in her heart, and tears fall down, looking pitiful.

"Well, just crying is a fart, for drowning people to do artificial respiration." Li Wencai closed his eyes and suddenly spoke.

"Ah, artificial respiration, what should I do?" Liu Yuer was frightened, and she was about to lose her mind.

"That's it, mouth to mouth." Li Wencai still pretended to be dead, his eyes closed, and his mouth curled.

Liu Yu'er's little face jumped, and she scolded sharply: "You dead rascal, you still want to take advantage of me, go die." ”

Li Wencai received another resounding slap, and his upturned lips were crooked, which was unbearable.

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