Episode 152 Mountaintop Showdown
I signaled him not to worry, picked up the walkie-talkie, tried it, and ran out of power, so I threw the walkie-talkie aside, took Guo Yahui's walkie-talkie, and after turning it on, said to General Lai: "Lao Lai, you ask Guo Yahui what she wants to do, I don't understand what she means." Then he handed the walkie-talkie to Guo Yahui.
After Guo Yahui took over the walkie-talkie, he talked to General Lai, only said a few words, and then handed the walkie-talkie to me, I picked up the walkie-talkie and asked, "What is the situation?" General Lai said with a smile: "Guo Yahui's idea is very good, she said that she wants to connect these parachutes and sew them together, maybe they can be made into a marching tent." She said that since the soccer ball was made of twelve regular pentagons and twenty regular hexagonal pieces stitched together, it would take only about one-third of the material to make a semicircular tent. ”
Yes! What a great idea! I immediately turned my head to Jian Tianhan and said, "You...... Well, forget it, you're busy with your going, I'll find someone else. This guy already has a wife, but he can't create a chance for him to develop a junior, turned his head to look, and saw that Wu Shuyuan was eating ham sausage on the side, so he called him over and said, "Man, now I will give you a glorious and arduous task, to assist Comrade Guo Yahui in making a marching tent!" Wu Shuyuan agreed, ate all the ham sausages in two bites, jumped over in three steps and two steps, and looked at me blankly: "How to help?" ”
I gestured to Guo Yahui to start. I saw her cut the ropes on the two parachutes with a knife, then put the two parachutes together, pierced small holes in the edge with a knife, and used the rope to pass through the small holes, put a live buckle, and then pierced an eye, and then tied it with a rope...... The two of them were busy in one breath, and I only frowned as I watched from the sidelines, thinking to myself, can this be done?
After a while, the brown panda came back with a big box, and when we put it on the ground, we found that there was a small snow monster fainting on the box! I was taken aback, and hurriedly gestured to ask the brown panda what was going on.
The brown panda is more than a stroke of explanation, it is busy for more than five minutes, I only understand a rough idea, it seems that when the brown panda found this box, the little snow monster also found this box, the two guys went to grab it together, and the brown panda slapped the little snow monster unconscious.
That little snow monster is only half the size of a normal person, estimated to be one meter tall, and the brown panda's arm is simply thicker than my thigh, and it is already a miracle that it was not killed with a slap. We all hurriedly tied up the little snow monster like a mummy, and then sent the brown panda to continue looking for airdrop supplies.
The fourth box was also opened, I divided a down jacket, and started to walk through the mountain first, although the size and model did not fit, but I was still very satisfied. Chengdu is not a very cold area, even in winter, people rarely wear down jackets, Wang Xiaoyuan can find us so many down jackets, but I don't know how much effort.
With a down jacket, you can naturally withstand the cold, and after eating something, I can't help but feel full of confidence, so I want to interrogate the captives captured by the brown panda. The snow monsters look very similar to humans, except for the long hair on Zhou's body, the height and fat are about the same as ordinary people, the little snow monster caught by the brown panda is estimated to be the child among the snow monsters, and only children do not know the height of the sky, dare to provoke the majesty of the brown panda.
The matter of interrogation is very knowledgeable, and first of all, it is necessary to make the "human prisoner" feel that he is inferior to you, and you must not let him feel that everyone is the same, and it is necessary to exert sufficient psychological pressure on the "human prisoner" before the interrogation. So, I first beckoned two brothers to come over and improvised a wooden case out of the planks of the supply box. The difference between the case and the table is that the four legs of the table are on the periphery, while the four legs of the case are on the edge of the wooden board, and the probes are left on both sides.
After the case was set up, we put an intact wooden box upside down behind the case, and I climbed up and sat down, and suddenly felt a little bit of the style of the old man.
I waved my hand and asked the brothers to wake up the little snow monster first, and two or three people rushed over and pushed and shook it, but unfortunately the little snow monster was very dizzy, and it didn't wake up, and it seemed that the slap was really not light.
Jian Tianhan looked up at me and asked what about the old flower? I touched my nose and said, "You light a cigarette, then turn it over, put the red-hot cigarette butt in your mouth, be careful not to burn yourself, then close your mouth and blow and smoke it with the smoke coming out of the cigarette butt, and nine times out of ten you will wake up." Jian Tianhan asked hesitantly, "What if I haven't woken up yet?" I thought about it for a while: "If you don't wake up, just dig a pit and bury it, you will definitely not survive." ”
Jian Tianhan let out an "oh", and as he said, he blew the thick smoke into the nose of the little snow monster. This kind of smoke is a mixture of internal and external smoke, and it smells the most unpleasant, and sure enough, it didn't take long for the little snow monster to be woken up and cough incessantly.
I sat at the back of the desk and said, "Bang! A shot of the case, shouted: "Bring someone to commit a crime!" "Jian Tianhan and Sun Qi worked together to drag the little snow monster in front of me, and the little guy seemed to be frightened, not knowing what was going on, and looked around in horror.
I saw this little guy standing and I was sitting, and it seemed that we were about the same height, and I thought to myself, what is this? Shouted: "Get on your knees!" The little snow monster didn't understand, so Jian Tianhan opened the rope on his knee and knelt on the ice according to the little snow monster. Now the little snow monster is more than half shorter than me, and I nodded with satisfaction.
The situation of this interrogation is really terrible, because the language is not clear, and the little snow monster is also tied up with five flowers, so most of the time, it is in the form of me guessing it, and I asked for more than an hour in one breath, when the brown panda resisted the eighth material box, I was already impatient to ask here, and for such a long time, the little snow monster can provide me with very little useful information. I only asked about the approximate living quarters of the snow monsters, so I decided that as soon as it was dawn tomorrow, I would rush up with everyone and raze the snow monsters' nest.
After thinking about the weapons first, now we have twelve sniper rifles on our side, as well as a dead fat man's one-hearing machine gun, and countless grenades, so the firepower problem should be fine. Cotton clothes and shoes are basically done by everyone, which can withstand the severe cold on the snow. The only thing that was a little troublesome was that we had one seriously wounded on our side and three more lightly wounded. It's not okay to take them to climb the big snow mountain, I discussed it with the dead fat man, and I think it's better to leave a few of them behind, and leave two big snipers and a few grenades, so that they can guard this giant ice body, and self-protection should be rich.
The eyebrows of the discussion danced, and the little snow monster next to him suddenly wailed, I saw it, and the psychological side was a little unbearable, so the dead fat man went up and kicked it and told it to shut up. As a result, this kick continued, and the little snow monster screamed even harder, releasing a wounded fawn and summoning its mother's help.
It didn't take long for the boulders in the distance to freeze and freeze, and there were bursts of mournful screams one after another, and there were more and more of them, and there were at least a hundred or dozens of them, and the dead fat man turned colored: "It's not good, the snow monsters are all nearby, it seems that they already know that this little snow monster has been caught by us." ”
The brown panda went to look for the last supply box, and it hasn't come back yet, I don't feel at ease, so let the brother who is responsible for firing the flares shoot three times in a row, and the surrounding snow is bright, but I still don't see the shadow of the brown panda, I am anxious, and I want to take someone down the giant ice body to find it, the dead fat man suddenly grabbed me, and pointed to the gentle slope: "It's okay, the brown panda is back." ”
I was overjoyed, looked down, and suddenly my heart became nervous, only to see a white figure, dodging behind the brown panda, following the brown panda all the way, and leaning up along the gentle slope of the giant ice body. The dead fat man opened his mouth and wanted to shout, beckoning the brown panda to be careful. I quickly stopped him and whispered, "Don't shout, let them up, and grab them together." ”
The dead fat man rolled his eyes and asked, "What are you kidding?" The snow monster is very powerful, and we go to catch it with our bare hands, aren't we looking for death? I didn't pay attention to him, I wanted to collect the rope dismantled from the parachute, and began to quickly start the looper, Cao Yijing understood at a glance next to him, and said with a smile: "This attention is good!" "I also got busy, and in just a few minutes, the two of us made a dozen rope nooses, which we linked together and threw far away on the slope.
The rest of us were on guard, watching the brown panda slowly climb up all the way, when it walked through the rope noose area, it was normal to walk up one, and it was put on the hind legs, but the rope was very small, the brown panda didn't notice it at all, and continued to walk up, the white shadow hidden behind the brown panda, I don't know if it was a strategy, and the dodged also stepped into the rope noose area, and soon was covered by a rope lasso.
I took a clear look with my binoculars, and when I saw that the guy had been tricked, I was immediately overjoyed, and I stood up at once, picked up a big bamboo shoot I found from the material box, shook it vigorously at the brown panda, and shouted, "Iron Fang, I have something good for you!" ”
As soon as the brown panda saw the bamboo shoots, he immediately came to the spirit, threw the material box, and ran over quickly, there was a rope looper linked between it and the snow monster, and the brown panda suddenly ran, and pulled the rope tightly when he landed, and the snow monster that followed behind touched it, and it was pulled a big somersault all of a sudden.
However, I still underestimated the ability of the snow monster, and after the guy fell, he quickly got up, and when we looked closely, it was the rope that was bitten by it. However, instead of rushing up to fight with us, the snow monster knelt there, gesturing desperately to us, pointing at the little snow monster we had caught, as if begging us to let the little snow monster go.
The brown panda realized that something was wrong, roared angrily, turned over and was about to go over to beat the snow monster, I saw that the snow monster seemed to be hostile, and saw that it was very protective of the little snow monster, my heart couldn't help but move, and I thought that this guy is the mother of the little snow monster? I'm afraid that only mothers will disregard their personal safety to save their children!
I let the brown panda stand behind me and act as my bodyguard, and my psychological face was a little more steady, pointed to a few wounded people next to me, and asked the big snow monster: "You know that it is awesome, what did you do earlier?" Why attack on our bases? ”
The snow monster didn't understand me, and knelt there begging and pleading, but it was still very afraid of us, and when I took a step forward with the brown panda, it knelt on the ground and took a step back, keeping a distance between Shizong and us.
Ou Xiang asked behind me, "Lao Hua, do you want to kill it now?" The old way, just shoot it in the eye, you should be able to kill it with one shot. I touched my nose and said, "Let's kill it like this, isn't that a bit too much?" ”
As he was talking, the snow monster suddenly burst out, and pounced on the little snow monster next to it like lightning, snatched the little snow monster, held the little snow monster in his arms, and wanted to escape.
If we let it escape, we don't have to mess around, it ran out a few steps, and ran into the brown panda head-on, and the brown panda had already held back its strength, and it was a slap to the face, and it only knocked the snow monster to the ground. We all pounced on it, and together we all tied up the snow monster.
The big snow monster was frightened and angry, and roared at us, occasionally looking back at the little snow monster. But no matter how hard it struggled, it couldn't get rid of the ropes, and could only wail.
The dead fat man picked up the gun, clubbed the muzzle directly to the eyes of the snow monster, pulled the bolt with a "click", and said: "I'll kill it, peel off the skin, make a bulletproof vest and wear it......" I was startled after hearing this, and quickly pushed his gun aside, and said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about?" It's not like we don't have body armor, so why should we skin them? I don't care if you want to kill it, but I'm adamantly against killing it and then skinning it. "I don't know why, but since the outbreak of the apocalypse, my affection for animals has deepened, and I sometimes think that brown pandas are cuter than dead fat people.
The dead fat man said stupidly: "Grass, why should I kill it if I don't let it be peeled?" He looked at me and asked, "Old flower, what do you think the snow monster looks like?" I was stunned when the dead fat man asked this, and I couldn't help but be curious, and I leaned over to take a closer look, and then suddenly realized: "My grass, what a snow monster, isn't it a snow ape!" "The snow ape is a rare species that lives on the top of a high mountain, and for thousands of years, it is widely believed that modern humans evolved from ancient apes, and there is not only one ancient ape, and according to legend, this snow ape is one of them. It's just that the living area of the snow ape and its harshness are not well known to modern people, and there are only sporadic information. It is said that this creature likes to live in groups, has a very strict organizational system, and belongs to a primitive tribal form.
At this time, the finale on the dead fat man suddenly sounded, and General Lai asked over there: "Lao Hua, how is the situation over there?" The dead fat man smiled and said, "The situation is very good, we have caught two snow monsters, oh, not snow monsters, they are actually snow apes, a rare ape that lives on the snowy plateau, and Lao Hua is now trying to find a way to communicate with them." ”
General Lai sighed over there and said, "Have you received all the supplies?" The fat man replied, "I have received them all, and it seems that we will be able to get through it tonight." General Lai exhaled and said with a smile: "That's good...... By the way, Li Jiankun sent a telegram, saying that after he moved to the Laoshan base, the little bats on the border station also moved over, and some of the little bats flew to the Daqingshan base. ”
After I listened, I was overjoyed, took the walkie-talkie, and said with a smile: "It seems that those two bases are finally stable, by the way, Lao Lai, how are you doing over there?" Can the Girl Scouts fiddle with those missiles? General Lai sighed: "How can it be so easy, there are very few people in this battalion of women's soldiers who really fight in actual combat, let alone fiddling with high-tech missiles, it seems that they have to be taught slowly." ”
The dead fat man laughed lewdly when he heard it: "Isn't that better, you teach slowly, and when you train our missile troops, it is estimated that you should also have the general's wife, hahaha......" General Lai was also happy: "I never thought about it before, but you mentioned it, I think this matter should not be delayed...... However, this matter is still a bit troublesome, and it is far from being as easy as we thought. ”
The dead fat man was dismissive: "It's just a big bed for a man and a woman, what's the difficulty?" Don't you do it anymore? General Lai coughed a few times over there: "Of course I can...... But now there are nearly 300 female soldiers here, except for a dozen drivers from the Laoshan base who are temporarily seconded, I am the only man, this, this ......" The dead fat man listened, laughed: "No one is fighting with you, you really can't accept it, the previous emperors paid attention to the three thousand beauties of the harem, and you are only 300 people, which is not much...... But you can take it easy, old arms and legs, don't flash your waist again......"
General Lai hurriedly said: "Gotta get it, stop you, maybe there's no problem with me marrying one, it's really three wives and four concubines here, after the ninth brother knows about it, ......" I smiled and said: "This matter, the ninth brother has no clear instructions, I think it's okay, Lao Lai, don't be polite, you have to get the moon ...... near the water" General Lai scolded over there: "I thought Lao Hua was very serious, how could I talk nonsense with the dead fat man." ”
Everyone laughed for a while, and I suddenly remembered something: "Lai, don't you think it's a little strange? We now have animals congregating around each of our bases, and I've always called them Patronus...... Lai, you don't seem to have a patronus here! I turned my head to look at the two snow monsters, one big and one small, that we caught: "Lai, you say, your guardian spirit here, could it be this kind of snow monster?" (To be continued.) )