Episode 153 The Mystery of the Snow Monster

It is very reasonable that the missile base in the Great Snow Mountain has a snow ape as the guardian spirit, but the question is that as the two sides who are guarding and being guarded, how can they still make swords and soldiers fight each other, or even you live or die? I really don't understand, it's strange, Ou Xiang suddenly said: "Old flower, look at it!" ”

I looked in the direction he had pointed out, and I saw a tall snow monster walking up slowly with its hands raised under the huge ice body we occupied. Our sniper rifles can't penetrate the skin of the snow ape, so the snow apes have no fear, and actually run towards the giant ice body one after another.

It stopped about twenty meters away from us, gesturing for us to put the gun down, it seems that it is still very afraid of the gun in our hands, I estimate that even if it can't be killed, at least the pain is unbearable. Of course, in this situation, the snow apes are most afraid of the brown panda, and although the snow ape gesticulates with us, its head is always facing the brown panda.

I waved my hand, and everyone put their guns down, and I glared back at them and whispered, "Who made you so obedient?" Have grenades ready. Everyone suddenly realized and took out the grenades one after another.

The snow ape on the opposite side pointed to the two snow apes that we had caught, and made a few gestures, asking why we were catching them...... When I saw it, I was furious, and I made a gesture for a long time, telling it that it was not we who wanted to arrest you, but that you had arrested one of our brothers first.

The snow ape was amazed, and made two hugging movements for me, and then gestured again, and the more I looked at it, the more surprised I became: "What do you say...... Are you robbing relatives? Generally speaking, it is the singles who ask for relatives and friends, organize a sentry, ambush on the side of the road, and wait until the sedan chair of other people's homes passes by, take everyone to hug up, resist the sedan chair and run, as long as the bride's sedan chair is carried home, even if you marry a daughter-in-law, it is not an open fire to go to someone's house to rob a woman.

But I didn't expect the snow apes to have this tradition, I was stunned for a long time, and suddenly reacted: "Nonsense! If you want to rob your relatives, you can go to other snows to rob the snow ape girl, and run to our base to rob the old man, what's the matter? You guys...... Oh, his grandmother's, you're a female ...... too It's the mother's ......" The snow ape on the other side is tall, but as a wild species, this "pectoralis major muscle" is a little too developed, I looked at it for a long time, and finally decided that this guy was a mother.

The snow ape explained to me, fortunately, I stayed with the big zongzi for a long time, and the general sign language was almost learned, so I could barely see a rough idea, the snow ape said that in the past, they all went to the distant snow ape tribe to rob relatives, but in recent years, the speed of the snow mountains is too fast, the snow apes because they are covered with long hair, can not adapt to the high temperature, and the excessive global greenhouse gas emissions, has cut off the passage between them and other snow ape tribes, They haven't seen a sporadic male snow ape here for several years (it seems that the snow apes still maintain a matriarchal society).

I was in a state of agitation at this time, and I didn't expect that the language between us could not communicate, so I yelled to myself: "Where did you arrest our brother? Our brother ......" turned around and asked the subordinates brought by Lu Haibao: "What is the name of our brother?" "Everyone told me that the unlucky guy was called Zhao Yunying.

The snow ape on the other side didn't understand my words, and gave me a few more gestures, which meant that it was just a kiss, not a head-killing, you don't need to be so excited, we will definitely not treat Zhao Yunying Yunyun badly...... The dead fat man muttered behind me: "Affection Xiao Zhao is being caught by someone else as a colt......"

When I heard this, I was so scared that I was scared, being a colt?! Are you kidding? Do it with the snow ape~ What do you, what is this~ What is this called? I turned my head and glared at the dead fat man: "Are you envious?" As long as you nod your head, I will immediately send you to Snow Ape as the queen. The dead fat man hurriedly waved his hand: "Fat man, I already have a master, don't bother you anymore." ”

I turned back to the snow apes on the opposite side and made a number of gestures, asking why they were attacking our convoy when they were just stealing relatives. The snow ape on the opposite side immediately put on a posture of not sharing the sky, and made a lot of gestures to me, and finally the dead fat man understood: "Lao Hua, it said that even living people are rare now, so when I see a woman, I feel that I have met a competitor, so I ...... "I grass, it turns out that I am jealous and killing."

I was impatient, and made a few gestures, asking it to hand over Zhao Yunying, otherwise, I must kill you and so on, the snow ape stayed for a moment, made a few gestures to me, agreed to return Zhao Yunying, and then turned around and walked down slowly.

Now that the matter is probably understood, we don't hate the snow apes so much, the dead fat man took out two ham sausages and gave one to each of our captives, the female snow ape stared at the dead fat man with two snow bright eyes, and didn't even look at the ham sausage, but the little snow monster was not polite at all, and ate the ham sausage in two bites.

The dead fat man was uncomfortable when he was looked at by the female snow ape, and he retreated in a sneer, scratching his ears and cheeks: "No, Lao Hua, we must save Zhao Yunying back, this is ...... What is this called......" I also nodded, gritted my teeth, and said: "No matter what, early tomorrow morning, we must go to rescue Zhao Yunying, we must see people alive and corpses when we die, and we must not hand him over to Snow Ape just like this." ”

This time, the dead fat man had no objection, he agreed very happily, and said angrily: "Don't worry, tomorrow morning, let's go to save people together...... Even if Zhao Yunying is killed with a missile, it can't let the snow apes get a cheap ......" looked at me and asked in surprise: "Lao Hua, you say, tonight, will Xiao Zhao be ......?"

I got goosebumps when I heard it, and quickly stood up and shook them off. I heard Wu Shuyuan shouting: "The tent is ready, everyone hurry up and help." Immediately, a few brothers surrounded him, and everyone worked together to set up the marching tent made of parachutes, not to mention, there was a look, that Guo Yahui looked like a tomboy, and the craftsmanship of this female worker was really good.

Once we had the tents, we quickly helped the wounded inside. Strictly speaking, this place is not cold, less than minus 10 degrees, but the wind blows from the Shuoshuo mountains, it makes people feel cold and unbearable, once they get into the tent made of parachutes, they are completely isolated from the north wind, we are all from the north, we don't care about the temperature at all, and the days are better. The dead fat man over there took out a steel helmet, poured in some bottled mineral water, put it on the fire and burned it, and put two bacon ham sausages in the helmet.

Before the hot soup for the second helmet was ready, the sentry brother shouted outside the tent, "Old flower, come out and see, that snow monster is back again." "We all ran out of the tent and looked down the ice slope, and sure enough, the snow ape came up again, but it didn't seem to be alone, and there was one on its back.

We quickly picked up the gun again, and watched it slowly walk in front of us, put the man on its back on the ground, and then the snow ape slowly retreated a few steps.

The man who was put on the ground slowly got up, we all took a closer look, and sure enough, it was Zhao Yunying, he didn't seem to have any energy at all, half of his body was blood red, as soon as he saw us, he immediately came to the spirit, struggling to crawl over, I took a few steps up to help him, and asked, "Brother, how is it?" ”

Zhao Yunying cried excitedly: "Lao Hua, I finally saw you, I was almost eaten by those snow monsters......" When I heard this, I immediately put my mind at ease, and looked at the clothes on his body, although they were tattered, but they were quite neat, and there was no trace of being pulled, I exhaled: "It's good to be back, it's good to be back." He instructed the two brothers to come over and help Zhao Yunying into the tent.

I glanced at each other with the dead fat man, and when I looked up, the snow apes on the opposite side were gesturing to us, and we didn't understand it, and after a little exchange of opinions, we all felt that since the snow apes had sent Zhao Yunying back, then we didn't have to climb the big snow mountain tomorrow to chase and kill them.

So we untied the ropes from the mother and the baby ape, pushed them behind the back, and pushed them to the side of the snow ape on the other side. I made several gestures and told them that they could go, and that they should not go to the missile base down the mountain to make trouble in the future, otherwise the next time we come up the mountain, we will not simply stop and we will definitely kill you all.

After speaking, he hurriedly gestured and twisted the three of them to get out of the house quickly, who knew that the three guys refused to leave, the little snow ape jumped and ran back, squatting by the fire, watching Cao Yijing burn the broth, and the two big snow apes refused to leave, but they didn't dare to be as unscrupulous as the little snow ape, so they had to stand far away from the periphery, looking at us blankly.

I walked back and forth in and out of the tent a few times, alternating between cold and warm, I couldn't help but freeze a little, sneezed several times in succession, causing the little snow monster to "giggle", I gave it the rest of the bacon soup, it was very happy after drinking, jumped back to the two big snow apes, asked them for something, and jumped back, jumped in front of me, stretched out his little paws, and grasped a crystal white petal lotus.

I was stunned, this is the Great Snow Mountain, where did the lotus come from? And looking at the vigorous blooming of the lotus flower, it is simply something that has just been picked, I am shocked to see it, could it be that there will be a lotus pond on this snowy mountain? That's not right, even if there is a lotus pond, then it has already frozen, how can there be lotus flowers to pick?

I didn't dare to pick it up, but the little snow ape didn't care at all, I picked a petal by myself, put it in my mouth and chewed it, and then gave the lotus flower to my hand, gesturing for me to eat it too.

Are you kidding? I'm not a cow or a horse, so how can I eat grass? However, when I saw the little snow ape's very sincere appearance, I couldn't help but feel moved in my heart, could it be that this lotus flower is the legendary snow lotus? It is said that the effect of this kind of thing after eating is equivalent to that of thousand-year-old ginseng, which can not only relax the muscles and invigorate the blood, prolong life, and even many martial arts novels say that it can improve the skill of one jiazi to N jiazi, which is really a rare treasure.

When I thought of this, I couldn't help but be a little eager to try, thinking that Lao Tzu had a white jade ring to drive away poison, and I was not afraid of any tricks on this snow lotus, so I learned from the little snow monster, picked a small petal, put it in my mouth and chewed it carefully.

This thing is cool in the mouth, slightly fragrant, but nothing special, I swallowed it into my stomach suspiciously, and was hesitating to eat the second piece, but the little snow ape resolutely refused to let me eat it, gesturing to tell me that my stomach would hurt if I ate too much, and I would be suspicious, and I would return the snow lotus to the little snow ape. But soon I realized that something was wrong, my body suddenly warmed up, the petals I ate into my stomach seemed to become hot all of a sudden, the cold air on Zhou's body was forced away at once, and the whole person was relaxed, and the symptoms of nasal congestion and dizziness disappeared all of a sudden.

I vaguely realized that this snow lotus might be a kind of treasure produced in the mountains, so I solemnly expressed my gratitude to the little snow ape, and gave it a ham as a thank you gift, and then returned the snow lotus to the little snow ape very gratefully.

Unexpectedly, the little guy waved his hand very generously, saying that he didn't want it, so he gave it to me, but he couldn't give it to me for nothing, at least he had to give some food to the two big snow apes.

Of course this is no problem, I hurriedly asked someone to throw some food to the snow ape, and hurriedly took the snow lotus into the tent, this kind of thing is relatively unfamiliar, of course, it is impossible to give everyone a piece, in case there are any toxic side effects, it is not fun to poison everyone together, but it should be allowed to let the injured four people may as well eat a piece to keep out the cold.

After the three of us on our side ate it, they all felt good, but when I brought the snow lotus in front of Zhao Yunying, he shook his head and said, "I don't have to eat it, I have already eaten it." He looked at the wounds on his body and said with a wry smile: "If I hadn't eaten this, I'm afraid I would have died a long time ago." ”

I was amazed: "Have you ever seen this kind of snow lotus?" Zhao Yunying nodded: "Of course I've seen it, there are many such snow lotus flowers in the ice cave where the snow apes live." However, the snow apes are very in awe of this kind of thing, and no one can eat it unless they are seriously injured. They gave me a lot of gestures, as if to say that if I eat too much of this thing, I will bleed to death. ”

I couldn't help but be startled when I heard this, and then I realized that the little snow ape had just saved my life. I looked at the injured brothers around me, and saw that after they took the snow lotus petals, they were in very good spirits, and I knew that this snow lotus was probably the holy medicine for healing, even if the skin of those snow apes was very strong, but after all, they were flesh and blood, and they couldn't be blown up with missiles, and I am afraid that they were inseparable from these magical herbs that can live dead and flesh and bones.

I smiled bitterly and said, "This thing is so domineering!" Zhao Yunying said casually: "Not to mention domineering, this thing is still very weird, it is dead without wind, and in the ice cave, there are professional snow monsters who are responsible for fanning this thing when the wind is a little smaller." However, the huge ice cave at the top of the mountain is always cold and swishing, and I am afraid that there is almost no wind. However, when General Lai launched the missile, the snow monsters were frightened, and they all ran to the entrance of the cave for a while, looked out, and blocked the wind outlet, as a result, a few snow lotus flowers quickly withered. ”

I carefully put away the snow lotus, put it in my arms, and thought about going to study with the dead fat man how to use this snow lotus, if the effect is good, will each of us have two or more lives from now on? Xingxing walked out of the tent and saw that the dead fat man was drinking bacon soup with three snow apes around the campfire.

I walked over with black lines, stood behind the dead fat man, and whispered, "Are you stupid? Aren't you afraid they'll take you away as a colt? The dead fat man turned around disapprovingly and said, "Okay, okay, don't keep scaring yourself, look at them, there is no violent tendency at all......" tilted his head and leaned on the brown panda, fearless: "Besides, there is a brown panda to protect me, what am I afraid of?" ”

I smiled wryly and looked up, only to see the brown panda grabbing the wine bottle and drinking, but this time it was not the Wuliangye that the brown panda loved to drink, but another famous Sichuan wine, Jiannanchun. Although the brown panda is not very willing, it is not very picky and thin, and this little wine is still delicious.

I also walked over to sit on the other side of the brown panda, drew two mountain bags on the ice with a knife, pointed to the big snowy mountain on my head, and pointed to one of the mountain bags I had drawn, and used a paratrooper knife to draw a naked woman next to the mountain bag. Then I drew the image of a man on the other side of the mountain, and then I used my knife to make a big fork on the two mountain, and made a sweaty motion, and asked, "Do you want to tell us that there are still snow apes in other places, but you can't go down the mountain, because the passage that used to be walkable at the bottom of the mountain is too hot to walk?" ”

The two female snow apes looked at me blankly for a moment before nodding solemnly. One of the snow apes also made a few sweaty movements, and then stretched out his tongue and gasped, meaning that not only was it hot, but it was simply too hot to stand, and it didn't work to stick his tongue out.

I turned back to the dead fat man and said: "See, it's all caused by global warming, how many years all kinds of greenhouse gases have been continuously created by human beings, quietly changing the natural environment, we can't stand the heat ourselves, we can turn on the air conditioner to blow the air conditioner, but the snow apes don't have this ability, so for several years in a row there is no way to see the spouse who is far away on another snowy mountain, you say, they come out to rob relatives, and strange?" ”

The dead fat man stared at his little eyes: "What are you telling me to do this?" I didn't do this alone, even if I had a little greenhouse gas in my fart, it wouldn't blame me, right? ”

I sighed, and pretended to be a good person and said to the two snow apes, "Let's make a deal, we will take you to the distant snowy mountains to meet your spouses, and in return, you will pick some snow lotus flowers for us, what do you think?" "Anyway, I am really dirty enough to use such a despicable method to obtain the Snow Lotus, but at that moment my reason completely defeated my morality, and I just thought again and again: "Uncle Cao, Feng Bo, Yu Shi, Ying Long, Lu, this Snow Lotus will not be Feng Bo, right?" ”

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In order to avoid more brothers' misunderstandings, Lao Hua still has a good answer: the power of the ground-to-ground missile is big or small, depending on the specifications of the missile, generally speaking, the intercontinental missile is naturally very powerful, but the missile is not all intercontinental missiles, from the Yongde missile base outside, to the snow that hits the target, it is more than 20 kilometers, such a distance, generally with artillery are a little close, Therefore, General Lai should use an ultra-short-range missile, which is often referred to as a miniature missile, which is estimated to be not much more advanced than a man-made rocket launcher.

Intercontinental missiles can hit 10,000 kilometers, medium-range missiles must also exceed 1,500 kilometers, and missiles less than 1,500 kilometers are collectively referred to as short-range missiles.

I don't know such an explanation, Brother Eagle is still satisfied~ Hehe. (To be continued.) )