Why do the Japanese call the highest level of hegemony "Joroku"? Because of admiration for Chinese culture, and "Luo" is naturally China's X Dynasty ancient capital Luoyang, and the Japanese imagination is limited and can't think of other names, just call Luo, I remember that I used to go to Luoyang with my classmates to see peony flowers, by the way to Luoyang White Horse Temple to see, met a local uncle in Luoyang, because I look more enthusiastic (ugly), uncle and we chatted "Do you know why little Japan didn't fight Luoyang during the Anti-Japanese War?" "I'm honest, I don't pretend to "don't know".

The uncle said: "Mainly because the name Luoyang is good, Luoyang is the sunset, and the sun is here." And the name of the country and the military flag of Japan are all carried by Japan. "I cried with thunder...... Feudal superstition, feudal superstition. We should be able to guess the answer from the "Shangluo" culture during the Warring States period. And since Yoshimoto, many Warring States daimyo have been on the road to Shangluo.

In fact, thinking about it from Imagawa Yoshimoto's point of view, it is normal to be unhappy, Lao Tzu has long wanted to go to Kyoto to have a tea party, why can't he even take the first step. No matter how much it is, I'm going to Kyoto for a tea party this time!

In May 1560, Imagawa Yoshimoto announced the mobilization of the entire army in Kamiraku, ordering the entire army to march towards Owari, with a strength of about 25,000 men.

This time, unless Imagawa Yoshimoto himself died, no one could extinguish his determination to go to Kyoto for a tea party.

Early days of the war:

The first battle went well: 2,000 men of the Binai Tai Dynasty (name A) attacked City B.

The second battle must be smooth: Matsudaira Motoyasu with 1,000 men attacked City C. After all, he is a person who wants to become a son's big bald head, so how to say that he will experience it first.

Kiyoshu Castle, the capital of Owari, is right in front of you.

A party in Kyoto is just around the corner. When the good news came back to Yoshimoto's team, he was so happy that he had even begun to fantasize about the chrysanthemums of the children in Kyoto......

Obviously, the Japanese do not have much self-discipline, they are different from the Chinese, we understand one thing called: the law of conservation of character. Of course, at this time, the Korean sticks have not yet set foot in this field, otherwise it is estimated that it is some "law of conservation of character, Smecta".

This is a very interesting law, let's take a look at a classical Chinese article:

Zhao Xiangzi made the new child Muzi attack Zhai, win, take the left people, the middle people, and make the Yan people come to him. Xiangzi is fed and worried. Left and right said: "One day and two cities, what this person likes is also the sorrow of today's king?" Xiangzi said: "The Fuwang River is so big, but it is only three days, and the storm does not end in the day, and the day does not need to be in the middle of the day." Now the virtue of the Zhao family has nothing to do in the accumulation, once and two cities, it will die and me! When Confucius heard this, he said: "Zhao's is prosperous!" Those who are worried are so prosperous, and those who are happy are therefore dead. Victory is not difficult; Perseverance, its difficulties also. The Maven won with this, so he blessed the Hereafter. Qi, Chu, Wu, and Yue all tasted victory, but then they died and died, and they did not reach the victory. Only the Lord of the Way can prevail. "The strength of Confucius can open the gate of the country, but he refuses to hear it with his strength, and Mozi is a defender and attack, and he is willing to serve like a loser, but he is not willing to know with soldiers. Therefore, the winner of the good holds the strong as the weak - "Liezi"

Translation: Zhao Xiangzi sent A to fight country B

A won the war

Occupy two cities of CD

Send someone to tell Zhao Xiangzi that Zhao Xiangzi will not be happy to eat.

The younger brother asked the boss what was wrong

Zhao Xiangzi explained to the younger brothers the law of conservation of Lao Tzu's character

And sighed: Our Zhao family has always had no character, and today's character will not be negative in the future, and I will be abolished. Then Confucius heard about it and concluded that it is necessary for our comrades to understand the conservation of character.

Yoshimoto Imagawa is Japanese, so he doesn't understand the law of conservation of character. After successfully conquering the two castles, he led his team on the march, and on the way he met an Oda shogun named Sasa Hayato.

Sasa Hayato is not happy, he was sent to such a front line by the boss, it's strange to be happy, he is a person with no feelings, he is not happy, he doesn't want others to be happy, so he wants to disgust Imagawa Yoshimoto.

So Sasa Hayato was undoubtedly killed, and it is said that before he died, Imagawa Yoshimoto also talked to him for a while, wanting to recruit this courageous person, and by the way, show his mind, "Why do you want to disgust me?" ”

"Because of you, you're fat."

It's over, at this time, needless to say, the chest muscles are useless, and a fat man hates others saying that he is fat, so Sasa Hayato was chopped into meat sauce. But from a disgusting point of view, Sasa Hayato succeeded.

But that doesn't stop Yi-won from moving forward. Soon Yoshimoto's army entered the territory of Owari.

The peasant brothers of Owari looked at the army of Imagawa Yoshimoto like Martians.

Yoshiwon's team is simply gorgeous. The peasants of Owari had never seen such a well-equipped and outnumbered army.

The fat man was satisfied, and he enjoyed the envious gaze. In order to better pretend to be forced, he made a decision:

I didn't go to inspect the two cities I had just captured, but camped in the wild and had a party.

It turned out to be a decision that would determine the fate of Japan.

And when Imagawa Yoshimoto was having a party very high, the base camp of the Oda family, Cheongju Castle, was in chaos, even worse than a mess.

These buddies are as big as the peasants of Owari, and they haven't seen so many armies. It's over, it's over.

Some people shouted "20 votes (surrender), 20 votes (surrender)!" ”

Some people shouted "Defend the high ground (defend the city), guard the high ground (defend the city)!" ”

Some people shouted "Tuan Yibo (fight), Tuan Yibo (fight)!" ”

Nobunaga looked at the noisy retainers while digging his nose, and he went back to sleep without the retainers under the bird.

The retainers, who were still arguing, were dumbfounded as they watched the boss leave.

Owari is a big fool, this time it's really stupid.

Most Japanese people think that at this time, Nobunaga has already thought of a strategy against the enemy, and I think this statement is nonsense. Then why didn't Nobunaga bird retainers? Because the retainers are all.

Surrender, it is absolutely impossible, it is not Oda Nobuyo, he is Oda Nobunaga.

Defend the city, if you can drink water, just defend it.

Fight each other head-on, you have a few people, and the gap in numbers is no longer something that can be made up by martial arts.

Two cities have been lost. What to do!

At this time, another unpleasant little thing happened: Nobunaga has a small surname (doorman) called Aichi Ten Ami, this doorman has no love and wisdom at all, and usually pretends to be a big hobby in his life. If you have nothing to do, you like to pretend to hurt people.

On the eve of the war, Ten Ami lost another person. Maeda Toshiie, a person who grew up playing with Nobunaga, has a good relationship with Toyotomi Hideyoshi, and his nickname is Inuchiyo, which is a rather fucked up nickname, so Ten Ami began to pull his nickname. The process is as follows:

Ami: You're a dog.

Lijia: I'm not a dog,

Juami: You are,

RJ: I'm not.

Ten Ami: You are what you are.

Lijia: I'm not me, I'm not......

Shiami: You are ...... You are.

Lijia: I'm not...... I'm not.

Ten Ami: You are what you are...... You are.

Lijia: Die.

Don't pretend to be forced, pretending to be forced by lightning, and Ten Ami was hacked to death.

Killing people is to pay for their lives, but the Li family doesn't want to pay for such a person, so he runs away with his little girlfriend Ah Song (Matsuhime).

It's really a house that happened to rain overnight, and it was not a good thing to break before the war.

When the news of the departure of the Maeda family reached Imagawa Yoshimoto's main team, he was still there pretending to be forced, and there was a high, and a young man of the Oda family who was about to disappear obviously did not get the attention of the dead fat man