Episode 161 Thai magic weapon

Fuck you dead fat man!

I scolded angrily, if you can't say it, we won't go over? You've sent yourself to the mouth of the sea serpent, and you're not going to let us pass? When will we let us pass, will you wait until you become sea snake dung, and then go over and put organic fertilizer in your pocket and take it out?

I jumped up and climbed onto the helicopter, shouting as I climbed: "Ou Xiang, you come with me!" "The helicopter is not big, and it can't take many people. And my brothers have their own strengths, and Ou Xiang is the person I need the most now. The guy didn't say a word, and he climbed into the helicopter with me.

Comrade Lao Che also gave a good response, and immediately went to pull the cockpit door of the helicopter cockpit. At this time, Yamantha also ran over, holding the cabin door with one hand, and shouted: "I will be your guide!" As he spoke, he climbed up to the helicopter.

I thought about it, it is okay to bring her, it can save a lot of unnecessary trouble. So I hurried to reach out and pull her, and Yamantha grabbed my hand and climbed into the helicopter and sat next to me. Ou Xiang looked like a hooligan, and squeezed his eyes at me, telling me to seize the opportunity to eat tofu...... I'm dizzy.

The old car was very good, and the helicopter flew up immediately, flying straight out of Mumbai with takeaways. Soon the takeaway helicopter rushed out of the city, and when I looked down through the porthole of the helicopter, there were many fewer rice dumplings pretending to be dead, and the road surface was much emptyer.

After flying for a while, the old car gestured to us in front of us, saying that it was about to arrive. Although this helicopter is a very advanced model, the noise is still not small, and if you sit in the helicopter to communicate with each other, it is simply by shouting, so many people are used to using sign language so as not to have to work hard.

Among the four of us, Lao Che doesn't know English at all, it is estimated that the only English word he knows is CCTV, Yamantha and Lao Che's situation is just the opposite, she doesn't know Chinese, the only Chinese she knows, it should be Xuanzang. In this case, sign language communication is the best choice.

Yamantha glanced out and said something to me, but it was too noisy and the Indian native English was so difficult to understand that I didn't understand. Seeing my inexplicable appearance, Yamantha smiled bitterly, put her arms around my head directly, leaned over my ear and said, "This is a rebuilt marine terminal." ”

I'm shocked, the dead fat man's head is in the water? How did you choose to get off the helicopter here? Fools know that the dock is synonymous with the dock, which is the closest place to the sea. Now that the sea monster is rampant, what do you say you are doing at the dock when you have nothing to do?

I was thinking about how to find a place to land, the walkie-talkie on my waist suddenly rang, I hurriedly picked up the walkie-talkie and listened, it was actually the voice of the dead fat man: "Old flower, don't come down, I have already seen Singh Dad...... His grandmother's, there's something not quite right, I think they're fiddling with tanks? Isn't it trying to knock down your helicopter? "There was a dead fat man's scolding voice on the intercom, probably arguing with those Singh Daddy's subordinates.

I couldn't help but jump when I heard this, and hurriedly patted the old car on the shoulder, gesturing to him to get out of here quickly. The old car didn't know what was going on, but he quickly turned our helicopter around and flew away.

"Haha, don't be nervous, it's just a few Arjun tanks," the dead fat man gave us a reassuring pill: "It's hard to say whether this thing can catch fire or not......" I cared about the safety of the dead fat man, and yelled at the walkie-talkie: "Dead fatty, how are you over there?" Didn't you see Daddy Singh, why are they still fiddling with tanks to beat us? ”

The dead fat man sighed: "I saw it, but I ...... Hey, you know, I don't know much English, so ...... "I'm grass!" I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy, how can we ignore this stubble? Supposedly, this mistake is too low-level, but none of us in such a large group of people have noticed it in advance.

I was still thinking about how to solve this foreign language problem, and at this time, Ou Xiang, who was sitting next to me, suddenly changed his expression, pointed to the place outside the porthole, and said something to me loudly, which meant that I should also go and see. I casually turned my head, and was immediately stunned by the scenery in front of me, and even the embarrassment of the dead fat man was temporarily forgotten by me.

This is the wharf, and although it is under construction, many of the main works have already been completed. Just about a kilometer away from the pier, dozens of huge sea snakes are churning and jumping, agitating and emptying the waves, splashing in all directions, which is ten times more lively than dumplings.

The excitement belongs to the sea serpent, but what is left behind is a deep shock and endless terror. I'm a grass uncle, how can there be so many old sea snakes? When the Titan Giant robbed and killed the Mermaid Prince of the West Sea, it was only ten people (we later learned that it was already a large army of the Titan Giant), and in the bay outside the Bombay dock, there were at least thirty or fifty huge sea snakes rolling and playing.

I looked at the sea snakes who were unattended, and I was dazed and helpless, and I was very depressed. glanced back at Ou Xiang, and saw that the kid whistled casually, and he was also shocked, and his face was full of vegetables.

But my eyes lit up all at once...... Oh my God, it seems that I have come up with a way to fix the sea serpent, but this note is a bit of a bad idea. However, past experience has taught me that the more unreliable the idea, the more it can save our lives and solve the problems we face at critical moments.

Thinking of this, I immediately took off my satchel and flipped it up in a hurry. This satchel is my personal treasure bag, which contains a lot of things that are important to me, including a copy of the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", the telegram code table of the Fort Duo base, and the roster of personnel of each base...... I rummaged through my small bag a few times and finally found what I was looking for...... Lady Sandra's snake bone flute!

Ahem, ahem, hungry...... Well, don't think I'm a thief, of course this bone flute is not mine, the last time I saw this bone flute, it was the prop used by Mrs. Sandra at the Acacia Spring base in Thailand to pretend to be forced on us. At that time, the old witch gathered all the snakes near the base of Acacia Springs just by playing this little bone flute, and scared us fiercely. If it weren't for the big zongzi guy who forced Chen Tingyao and Lao Che to push him off the A380, so that he appeared outside the Acacia Spring base in time, so that I could turn defeat into victory and annex the Acacia Spring base in one go, the ghost knows if there is such a big situation now.

At that time, Lady Sandra was dizzy and stunned by my "undead summoning technique", and finally fainted in fright. When I instructed Lu Haibao to go to Mrs. Sandra, Lu Haibao's kid naturally understood my intentions, and immediately displayed his stealing skills, and stole the bone flute from Mrs. Sandra's body and handed it to me.

To be honest, when I asked Lu Haibao to steal this bone flute, I didn't think that this thing could help us get through the difficulties in the future, it was just a curiosity-driven prank, I just wanted to understand why this thing has such magic. In fact, I have never used this bone flute since it got into my hands. Besides, there was no chance to see snakes, and the main thing was that according to Lord R. Yurong, this bone flute was probably made of human bones, which made it even more disgusting. So after this bone flute got into my hand, it was still in my little satchel, and I almost forgot about it.

Now that I see the churning sea snakes in the sea, I naturally think: what about the sea snakes? Isn't the sea serpent, no matter how big, a type of snake? Of course I don't believe that this thing will have any magic magic magic and what kind of magic is a magic weapon or something like that, everything in heaven and earth naturally makes sense to follow.

Buddhism has a saying: there must be a cause and effect, and there must be a cause if there is an effect. At that time, when Lady Sandra used the bone flute to summon a group of snakes, we saw with our own eyes that not two snakes would be summoned, in fact, Lady Sandra was very powerful at that time, and summoned more than a dozen snakes in one breath.

If this is the case, it means that this bone flute is suitable for all snakes. Since the bone flute has the ability to subdue snakes, we have to carefully examine how it works. This bone flute subdues the snakes by relying not on actual physical force, but entirely by sound wave oscillation, perhaps the infrasonic resonance hidden under the sound waves, which can have some soothing effect on the snakes?

I'm not sure, but I don't care about those things at all, I just know that if the bone flute relies on sound waves to affect snakes, then the larger the size of the snake, the greater the impact should be, after all, the ears of the big snake are much larger than the small snake, and the stronger the ability to receive sound waves, the greater the impact.

Haha, after figuring out this section, I was so happy that I couldn't help but dance with my hands. Yamantha, an Indian girl sitting next to me, saw that I was convulsed and smiling, and thought that I was stupid by those sea snakes, and held a small wooden statue of a god, and gestured up and down my body, and said something in her mouth, as if she was driving away evil spirits for me.

I paused for a moment to understand Yamantha's consciousness, and pushed him away with a smile and a gesture to tell her that I was okay. Then I silently closed my eyes, and roughly recalled the tune of the tune that Lady Sandra had played, and after feeling it roughly, I put the little bone flute to my mouth, and pulled open the helicopter's door, and blew it very hard.

This blow was quite high, and although the roaring motor sounded in my ears, I could still hear it clearly. After I blew it, I hurried to see the sea snakes frolicking not far away...... No way! The sea snakes suddenly stopped frolicking and floated on the surface of the sea, tilting dozens of iron triangle-like heads to look at us with the undulations of the waves.

Haha, I didn't expect it to work! Now I was motivated, and immediately cheered up, shook my head and blew, and the continuous flute sound was out of control and spread far away.

Fu Laohua rarely has the name of a prodigy, piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, songs, and five elements, although he dare not say that he is proficient in everything, at least everything is sparse, and he knows a little. At this time, the bone flute was in his mouth, and he thought of Lady Sandra's tune, and he actually blew nine times out of ten.

But I wasn't very familiar with that tune, so the sea snakes that blew were stunned for a while, and a few of them seemed very dissatisfied, and began to spit letters at our helicopter. Later, I became popular, and simply played an ancient Chinese song similar to Lady Sandra's tune, this ancient song is very famous in China, when I was a child, I played the flute, and I was the best at playing this one.

The next scene can only be described in four words of appalling, the dozens of sea snakes listened to a few words of bone flute, they swam over, and soon swam to the sea, they twisted their bodies, climbed onto the beach, and a few well-behaved sea snakes began to coil their bodies into a plate like those snakes at the base of Acacia Spring, and quietly lay on the beach to listen to my play.

There was no shortage of those who had the first to learn, and soon the remaining sea snakes were also coiled into a plate, roughly like the way Lady Sandra trained the snake that day.

This stunned Yamantha, and the idol in her hand fell out of the helicopter without her noticing. She stared at me with two big beautiful eyes, looking at me like a living ghost, and there was no sense of worship in her eyes, she was so scared that she almost peed her pants on the spot.

Ou Xiang and the old car were naturally stunned, Ou Xiang held a big sniper and aimed left and right, but he didn't dare to shoot without my order. The old car in front also forgot to use sign language, and turned around and shouted at me: "Old flower, what now?" ”

I rolled my eyes and thought to myself, how do I know what to do now with his grandmother? Ou Xiang pointed to the outside and told me to hurry up and see, I turned my head while playing the bone flute, and saw that in the nearby bay, more than a dozen sea snakes emerged from the bottom of the sea, swam over with their heads held high, joined the ranks of fans, and also coiled up, listening to me play music to them.

At that moment, I suddenly thought: I'm going to him! I may have found a way to get rid of these sea serpents! The sea snake is obsessed with the sound of this bone flute, so we might as well take a helicopter around the sea around the entire Bombay Peninsula, and then take these obsessive "music fans" into our pre-designed ambush circle, and then detonate the bomb by remote control, wouldn't it be possible to wipe out the sea snake in one fell swoop?

I was shocked by this idea, and I just thought about the rationality and feasibility of doing so...... In the end, I felt that I couldn't do this alone, and I had to work together. After all, the total banning of a species is a very serious matter, and once it is done, it will have to face all the corresponding consequences, especially the sea serpent that controls the entire Indian Ocean.

Therefore, when the old car turned around for the eighteenth time and asked me what I should do now, I did not hesitate to take back my bone flute and say, "Go home!" So the old car hurried to full speed, and fled the place as if flying, leaving the sea serpents all over the beach to wake up from their dreams.

Without saying a word all the way, we soon flew back to the hiding place of Yamantha and the others. The old car driver helicopter landed steadily on the building, and as soon as he turned off the engine, he turned around and said, "Old flower, what the hell is going on?" How could those sea snakes ......?"

I quickly waved my hand, jumped out of the helicopter, and shouted: "Meet and meet, all meet!" After Ou Xiang got the order, he quickly ran out to convey the order. I turned around to pick up Yamantha who got off the helicopter, but the girl's hands and feet were sore, and she didn't stand still, and the whole person grabbed into my arms, and the nephrite jade made me hug me warmly, but I had to sell my strength and carry her to safety, and then let her stand up.

I saw Yamantha look at me stupidly for a long time, and I was thinking about how to explain this matter to her, when I saw this girl kneeling down "ordinary", and bowed to me three times and bowed nine times. I was taken aback by Yamantha, and hurriedly helped her up and asked, "What are you doing here......

I spoke Chinese, Yamantha naturally didn't understand, I was thinking about who to find to translate, how do I know that I just turned my head, which stupid girl ran away, it was faster than Liu Xiang in the Olympics, rushed to the door of the corner house, opened the door and ran downstairs.

I sighed in my heart, thinking that this girl was probably frightened by me, and I am afraid that there will be no more opportunities to rub oil and eat tofu in the future...... Just feeling regretful, as soon as the door was opened, Yamantha ran back again, and she was followed by other survivors of this place, and more than thirty people rushed towards me in one go, and Wu Shuyuan and Sun Hongxu, who were so frightened that they were standing guard on the roof of the building, immediately raised their submachine guns, and opened the safety with a "bang, bang, bang", and aimed the muzzle of the Wudong Cave at those survivors, as long as they moved slightly, they would be killed immediately.

Unexpectedly, Yamantha ran to a place more than five meters in front of me with those survivors and stopped, knelt down one after another, and began to bow three times and bow nine times...... I'm dizzy, why is it still like this? I'm not an ancient emperor, why do you keep playing these games for me?

I ran up with black lines and pulled Yamantha up, chattering, "What are you doing here...... Hurry up, hurry up, now there is no feudal etiquette from time to time, everyone is still in progress with the times, and the etiquette of modern people is on the hour...... "I started to pull the second person again, but the second person has not been pulled up, Yamantha knelt down again, and took everyone to repeatedly say a word "Magu Durserje...... "Although these people have not been systematically practiced, it is really difficult for dozens ......of them to speak for them, and they can say that sentence so neatly.

I couldn't pull everyone alone, so I had to turn around and shout to Wu Shuyuan and Sun Hongxu: "What else is there to do, hurry up and come over to help......" Wu Shuyuan quickly put down the submachine gun and ran over to help me pull people, leaving one Sun Hongxu stunned and asked me: "Lao Hua, what are you doing that lacks morality, how can these people call you a god?" (To be continued.) )