When it was time for the barracks to eat, Cao Ang squatted beside a big man with a bowl, and the big man was also squatting to eat, and when Cao Ang squatted down, he only felt the copper basin in the big man's hand hanging on his head. The Han used a copper basin for eating, and this copper basin used to be Cao Ang's washbasin, which was used by the Han for eating. The food in the barracks was not very good, but Cao Cao let Cao Ang experience the life of the barracks and let him eat and live with the soldiers. There was meat in the big pot of rice at noon today, and the guy who was cooking specially sandwiched two slices of fat pork for Cao Ang, and Cao Ang, who had not eaten meat for three days, looked at the pork and instantly felt a lot fuller. But just as Cao Ang was about to use chopsticks to pick up the meat, the big man next to him took away all his two slices of pork with a chopstick, and then opened his big mouth and put it in his mouth before swallowing it without much chewing.

"General Dian, how can you take my flesh?" Cao Ang put down his chopsticks and raised his head slightly to look at Dian Wei, this Dian Wei was too tall, and he was nearly six feet tall when he squatted down.

Dian Wei squeezed his red eyebrows at Cao Ang, grinning, his mouth was bright lard, and there were vegetables stuffed between his teeth. This Dian Weisheng is nine feet long, his arms are thicker than Cao Ang's legs, and his appearance is extremely ferocious, and what is even more special is that he has two red eyebrows, and the hair on his whole body is black except for his eyebrows, which is also strange.

Cao Ang couldn't help but laugh when he saw Dian Wei grimacing at him, his expression was extremely funny. Dian Wei saw Cao Ang smiling, so he stretched out his hand and patted Cao Ang's shoulder, and just patted Cao Ang to squat on the ground.

"Childe, your little body really can't stand the shot." Dian Wei smiled innocently and continued to squeeze his red eyebrows.

Cao Ang sighed, grabbed the halberd that Dian Wei put on the ground with one hand, knocked on Dian Wei's rice basin, and said with a serious face: "General Dian, if you make trouble again, I will poke a hole in your rice bowl." ”

Dian Wei looked at Cao Ang with a little surprise, and said humbly: "Childe, my halberd weighs eighty catties, and one halberd weighs forty catties, you can hold my halberd with one hand, it's not bad." [Note: 1.] During the Three Kingdoms period, one foot was 23. 1 cm. 2。 During the Three Kingdoms period, one catty was about 222 now. 73 grams, 40 catties at that time was not 9 catties now, if it is said that Guan Yu's Qinglong Yanyue Knife in the Romance is only 18 now. 25 kg, of course with 36. A 5-pound weapon is also very laborious. 】

Cao Ang smiled, threw the halberd upwards with his right hand, then picked up the chopsticks with his right hand, and immediately caught the falling halberd, and then hummed: "General Dian, your weapon is nothing more than that!" ”

Dian Wei's face instantly turned red, Cao Ang actually picked up his weapon with chopsticks, which made him feel very uncomfortable, reached out and grabbed the halberd from Cao Ang's chopsticks and put it on the ground, and said to Cao Ang: "I originally asked the blacksmith to build a halberd weighing one hundred and twenty catties, and he cut corners for me, see if I go back and don't knock him." ”

Cao Ang smiled, lowered his head and began to eat, and Dian Wei sat quietly after eating to watch Cao Ang eat. Cao Ang was stared at by a man with five big and three thick people when he was eating, which was obviously not very comfortable, so he quickly finished eating.

Seeing that Cao Ang had finished eating, Dian Wei grabbed Cao Ang's hand and said, "Childe, I see that your martial arts are good, or we will fight." ”

Cao Ang glanced at Dian Wei and said, "What do you like to do besides fighting?" ”

Dian Wei thought for a while and held back two words: "Eat." ”

Cao Ang nodded and said, "Well, I'll let the guy serve you another pot of rice, and ask him to clip two pieces of fat meat for you." ”

"Okay!" Dian Weihan smiled: "Eat after fighting." ”

Cao Ang's face turned green, although he also had some martial arts in his hands, but compared to this idiot, it was pure abuse, and he wanted to walk away, but he was tightly grabbed by Dian Wei's big hand. Cao Ang's heart was crossed, and he said secretly: No matter what, you can't compete with this idiot, this idiot is not light or heavy, a while ago he pulled a lieutenant in the camp to compete, and now the lieutenant is still lying on the bed.

"Childe, I'm not in a hurry, let's start now!"

Dian Weihan smiled, took Cao Ang's hand and was about to compete.

Cao Ang hurriedly said that his shoes fell off, and he wanted to wear shoes, as soon as Dian Wei let go of Cao Ang's hand, Cao Ang turned his head and ran, Dian Wei saw this Cao Ang running away, and strode towards Cao Ang, once he had chased the tiger, where could Cao Ang run past Dian Wei, and he was caught up by Dian Wei without running far. Cao Ang saw that he was caught up by Dian Wei, and he couldn't help it, so he lay on the ground with a horizontal heart and didn't care about face, but he couldn't get up.

Dian Weihan smiled and grabbed Cao Ang with one hand, sandwiched his armpit and walked towards the martial arts arena. The corners of Cao Ang's mouth, which was sandwiched under Dian Wei's armpit, showed a wicked smile, this was exactly the result he wanted, Cao Ang held Dian Wei's waist with both hands, and his legs were raised up sharply and hooked Dian Wei's shoulders, and then the whole body shrank like a loach and drilled out from under Dian Wei's armpit, and suddenly reached Dian Wei's shoulders, his legs locked Dian Wei's neck, and his hands covered Dian Wei's eyes. Then he used his waist force, mobilized the muscles of his arms and legs, and suddenly spun Dian Wei's belt to the ground, and then rode on Dian Wei's back to lock Dian Wei's hands.

Dian Wei was plotted by Cao Ang and fell to the ground all of a sudden, but he reacted immediately, and before Cao Ang grabbed his hand, his hand grabbed Cao Ang's left hand first and wanted to throw Cao Ang out. Cao Ang was taken the lead by Dian Wei, and in desperation, he had no choice but to wrap his legs tightly around Dian Wei's neck, if Dian Wei wanted to throw him out, his legs could suffocate Dian Wei. At the same time, Cao Ang's right hand pulled out a chopstick that had just been hidden from his waist and stabbed it towards Dian Wei's arm, and even Dian Wei would definitely let go of his hand due to conditioned reflex. Cao Ang felt that he had enough strength to deal with the rough-skinned and thick-skinned Dian Wei, but Dian Wei's hand grabbed his left hand without moving.

Cao Ang was stunned for a moment, and then felt his whole body shake, it turned out that Dian Wei stood up from the ground with one hand on the ground, and Dian Wei stood up very quickly. Cao Ang only felt his whole body lean back, and then Na Dian Wei's feet were supported, and suddenly he grabbed Cao Ang's leg locked around his neck with his other hand, and forcibly broke Cao Ang's legs.

Cao Ang yelled badly, and the hand holding the chopsticks slammed into Dian Wei's neck armpit, but Dian Wei still didn't move. Cao Ang scolded in his heart: What kind of monster is this. But the chopsticks in his hand did not stop and stabbed Dian Wei's armpits, but Dian Wei still did not move.

Cao Ang only held on a few times, but he couldn't stand Dian Wei's strength, his legs were broken by Dian Wei, and then Dian Wei let go of Cao Ang's hands, grabbed his feet with both hands, hung Cao Ang upside down on his body, and continued to walk towards the martial arts arena.

Cao Ang hung upside down on Dian Wei's body, was watched by a group of soldiers, and was very helpless in his heart, and said: "General Dian, I am not your opponent, you let me go quickly." ”

Dian Weihan smiled: "Let's play for a while." ”

"Are you loose?"

"Play a little longer."

Cao Ang was in a hurry, and stabbed Dian Wei's ass with chopsticks, and then only felt that the chopsticks had entered somewhere. Dian Wei immediately stopped his body, clamped his legs, shook the tiger's body, and said humbly: "Go in." ”

As soon as Cao Ang figured out where the chopsticks were inserted by him, he first heard a fart sound, and then a foul smell rushed from the back of his head, and Cao Ang fainted in an instant.

Xiahoudun heard that Dian Wei was going to compete with his nephew, and before he finished eating, he ran over with someone to find someone, and when he arrived, Cao Ang was lying quietly on the ground, and Dian Wei sat on the ground awkwardly and touched his red eyebrows.

When Xiahou saw it, his body trembled with fright, and he ran to Dian Wei is kick and scolded: "Evil, what did you do to my nephew." ”

Dian Wei touched his head awkwardly, and said with a smile: "I accidentally farted just now, and I stunned my son." ”

Xiahoudun looked at the stupid big man he had recruited with a wry smile, took out a kettle from his waist and fed it to Cao Ang, Cao Ang coughed violently twice, and then woke up. As soon as Cao Ang woke up, he went to see Dian Wei, who looked up at the white clouds in the sky with an embarrassed face and said, "The clouds are so dark today!" ”