Chapter 63: Fish
When Cao Ang stood up, the first moment was to ask Dian Wei to take off his clothes. When Dian Wei heard Cao Ang ask him to take off his clothes, he didn't hesitate to take off his clothes, if Cao Ang hadn't stopped him, he would probably have taken off naked. Cao Ang looked at Dian Wei, who was full of vigorous hair, and then looked at Dian Wei's armpits and arms, and frowned.
"Doesn't General Dian know the pain? Or is the pain you can bear. ”
Cao Ang looked at Dian Wei's red and swollen armpits and arms and said.
"Well, what is pain! I don't feel that way. Dian Wei smiled innocently.
Xiahoudun was also surprised, and said secretly in his heart: Could it be that this fool doesn't know the pain.
Cao Ang pulled out a short knife and motioned for Dian Wei to stretch out his hand, he took the short knife and slashed it on Dian Wei's hand, asking, "Does it hurt?" ”
Dian Wei shook his head.
Xiahou was shocked, punched Dian Wei in the chest, and asked, "Does it hurt?" ”
Dian Wei shook his head again.
Cao Ang and Xiahou looked at each other in shock. This Dian Wei turned out to be a person who was born without pain, Cao Ang and Xiahoudun investigated Dian Wei's body, only to find that Dian Wei not only did not feel pain, but also did not sweat, and the two were shocked as monsters. Congenital hereditary painless anhidrosis, also known as hereditary sensory and autonomic disorder (HSAN) type IV, is an autosomal recessive disease and a rare disease. It is very difficult for people with this condition to grow up alive because children bite their hands before they become self-conscious, children who do not feel pain eat their hands, and children who do not feel pain die easily. 】
Wancheng, the city is raining thunderstorms. Zhang Xiu practiced guns in the yard, and always picked up his eyebrow-free gun whenever he couldn't pay attention, this was the case when he was eighteen years old, and he is forty-one years old this year, and he still hasn't changed this habit. Zhang Xiu danced the eyebrow-free gun in the rain, the gun was like a snake, the rain turned into flowers, his gun was very fast, even the falling rain could be lit, the rain was getting heavier and heavier, and the rain flowers pointed out by the eyebrow-less gun were getting bigger and bigger.
Zhang Quan, who was standing in front of the door, watched his father dance with a gun, seven rain flowers bloomed around him, his eyes were full of surprise, and he sighed in his heart: My father's marksmanship is like a god, and who else in this world can reach this level of marksmanship.
On the other side, Zhang Xiu suddenly pierced the tip of the gun into the soil, and seven rain flowers collided and merged into a larger rain flower above his head, and then Zhang Xiu held the gun in his right hand, and his whole body circled around the gun quickly, and he pulled out the gun again, and in an instant, the soil splashed, and the spear in his hand actually drilled a hole with a thick bowl mouth in the ground. None of the mud that flew out hit Zhang Xiu's body, Zhang Quan looked at this scene, felt ashamed in his heart, and said secretly: My marksmanship has not even reached the realm of my father's Yicheng!
Zhang Quan suddenly felt like a person standing beside him at this time, and slightly turned his head to find Jia Xu standing beside him, and hurriedly saluted Jia Xu, Zhang Quan did not dare to slack off on this person who respected his father very much.
Jia Xu nodded slightly and looked at Zhang Xiu in the rain, and then looked at the bowl in his hand, the bowl was filled with freshly cooked boiling water, Jia Xu stretched out his hand and threw the bowl at Zhang Xiu, the boiling water was swaying in the rain, and the rain also fell into the bowl. Zhang Xiu didn't look back, reached behind his back and grabbed the bowl thrown by Jia Xu, raised his head and drank it.
Jia Xu waited until Zhang Xiu changed his dry clothes and came out, then bent down and saluted him: "Has the lord heard the rumors recently?" ”
Zhang Xiu nodded and said, "What do you think, sir?" ”
Jia Xu didn't answer immediately, but asked rhetorically: 'I don't know what the lord thinks?' ”
"Liu Biao gave money to the generals, which I can understand, but Cao Cao gave the generals money, what is the purpose? Could it be that you want to wait for me to surrender before you attack me? ”
Zhang Xiu said slowly, a pair of weather-beaten faces a little dissatisfied.
Jia Xu stroked his beard and said, "I think the lord is too worried, Cao Cao is a smart man, I don't think he will do this, this must be Liu Biao's strategy." ”
Zhang Xiu sighed in a questioning tone and said, "Did Mr. say that Liu Biao sent the money in the name of Cao Cao?" So what's in it for him? Could it be that he was also in a hurry to make me surrender to Cao Cao? This is clearly contradictory. ”
Jia Xu smiled slightly and said: "The decision to take refuge in Cao Cao is in the hands of the lord, Liu Biao did this just to make the lord suspect Cao Cao, and his goal has been achieved." I have an agreement with Cao Cao that if the lord is sincere, he will not break the contract. ”
Zhang Xiu's ten fingers were crossed together, his body leaned forward slightly, and he looked at Jia Xu's eyes and said slowly: "Sir, I heard that Cao Cao said a sentence, 'Rather teach me to bear the world, don't let the world bear me.'" Can I trust such a person? ”
Jia Xu was silent for a while and said, "Can the lord trust me?" ”
Zhang Xiu straightened up, and said without the slightest hesitation: "Naturally, you can trust Mr." ”
Jia Xu looked at Zhang Xiu with wide eyes, then nodded and said: "As long as the lord can trust me, you should believe that it is right for us to surrender to Cao Cao, and surrendering to Cao Cao is equivalent to surrendering to the imperial court, and Liu Biao will put the lord at the gate of Jingzhou, if Cao Cao waves his army south, the lord will definitely bear the brunt." ”
Zhang Xiu continued: "Liu Biao can't trust me, if Cao Cao comes to attack, will he come to help." ”
Jia Xu nodded and said, "They will come to help, but they may also abandon us." ”
Zhang Xiu nodded and said: "What Mr. said, Xiu understands, but Xiu can't fully believe Cao Cao, so I will prepare in advance, if Cao Cao is not good, my gun will be raised at any time." ”
Jia Xu nodded.
When Jia Xu was sent away, Zhang Quan closed the door and said to Zhang Xiu: "Father, can you really trust Jia Xu?" ”
Zhang Xiu didn't nod or shake his head, but said: "Jia Xu is my person now, and with his talent, surrender has a more future." ”
"What about us?" Zhang Quan asked.
Zhang Xiu said: "I don't know, are you afraid? ”
Zhang Quan nodded, his eyes looked at the rain outside the window, and the rain in his heart was the same as the rain outside the window, and it never stopped.
In the house in the north of Wancheng, carp was boiling in the pot, Zhuge Liang sat in front of the stove licking his lips, and beat the pot with a bamboo pole in his hand. Ma Hong sat on the side and looked at Zhuge Liang's appearance and said with a smile: Is this really the famous Prime Minister Zhuge through the ages?
"The fish is almost ready, what kind of mood do you say the fish is in?" Zhuge Liang said.
Ma Hong poked his ear with a thatch, and replied slowly: "Could it be that the fish will think that my meat is delicious?" Is my thorn still hard? Can you jam the throat of the lip licker? ”
Zhuge Liang smiled and said, "Zhang Xiu, a live fish, also feels that the water is getting hot!" ”
Ma Hong sighed and said, "Maybe he already feels it, but he just doesn't know what to do?" ”
Zhuge Liang stood up, opened the lid of the pot, took a bowl full of fish soup for himself and handed it to Ma Hong, and then filled a bowl of fish soup for himself.
"Zhang Xiu has not made up his mind, and his army has not moved for a long time, which means that our goal has not been achieved." Zhuge Liang took a sip of fish soup, stuck out his tongue and said.
Ma Hong felt the heat coming from his palm, looked at the heavy rain outside, and said, "I think your original intention is to let Cao Cao enter the city, and then let Zhang Xiu close the city!" ”
Zhuge Liang touched the bamboo pole and said, "Now Zhang Xiu has become suspicious of Cao Cao, but this level is not enough to immediately turn his face with Cao Cao." We have to wait for Cao Cao to enter the city, let Cao Cao be suspicious of Zhang Xiu, and then let Zhang Xiu detect Cao Cao's suspicions, and then it will be wonderful. ”
"Oh, junior brother, are you trying to kill Cao Cao?" Ma Hong turned his face to look at Zhuge Liang's eyes, which were staring at the fish in the bowl like cat's eyes.
Zhuge Liang opened his mouth to reveal his white teeth, picked up a piece of fish meat and stuffed it into his mouth, looked directly into Ma Hong's eyes and said: "Senior brother, you must have heard of Cao Cao's slaughter of Xuzhou, but you haven't seen that scene with your own eyes, civilians were taken from their flesh and thrown their bones, and after Cao Cao's army withdrew, white bones piled up. Those civilians who were underfed and underclothed became Cao Jun's meal, and even the baby was never spared. ”
Ma Hong didn't speak in a daze, he thought of a poem that Zhuge Liang once chanted: The ground is uneven, the sky has no eyes, and thousands of miles of white bones are covered by soil.
"Hmph, that beast who claims to be a hero, I want him to be buried in this Wan City."
Zhuge Liang bit the fish meat fiercely and said this.
Ma Hong was shocked in his heart and said secretly in his heart: Senior Brother Zhuge didn't want to come to Shuijing Villa, could it be pretend, did he hate Cao Cao so much?
Maybe it's not hate, just hate, Cao Cao slaughtered Xuzhou in the fourth year of Chuping (193 AD), imagine that the twelve-year-old Zhuge Liang fled from Xuzhou to Lujiang for refuge, and he must have seen a cruel scene on the way, maybe he almost became Cao Jun's rations.