Episode 285 Two fight one
Although the country is strong, the belligerent will perish, and although the country is big, forgetting the war will be dangerous. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info War is the last resort and cannot be used lightly. In the half century since the United States dominated the world, it has implemented this guiding ideology extremely thoroughly. However, sometimes the war is really not so fun, since the invention of nuclear weapons, it is basically impossible to start a war between the major powers, but for the interests of both sides, they have to fight a certain degree of war, in order to be tall, short, fat and thin.
As a result, another derivative of war has emerged, that is, the famous proxy war. The Korean War, the Iran-Iraq War, and the five Middle East wars, the endless Arab-Israeli War, and so on, were all the result of the rivalry between the secret forces of all sides.
I think that Luan Xiaoting and I are also in a situation of great power war, no matter who suffers and who takes advantage, we can't put it on the surface. However, when both sides are dissatisfied, it is impossible not to have a conflict, so the ideal situation is to fight a proxy war.
However, the tiger king of the tiger girl is too domineering, and my brown panda is not an opponent at all, so the proxy war is always lost by me...... Now it's okay, now there is Gaba, although Gaba is also the opponent of the Tiger King, but the brown panda plus Gaba two, there is absolutely no problem in winning the Tiger King.
Hehe, I said why has the brown panda always been so friendly to Gaba, from time to time to pull relationships, set up, and put on a look of a big brother taking care of his little brother everywhere...... Feelings are also impure motives, haha, worthy of being the pet of the old flower, quite obscene of its owner.
I had such an idea in my heart, and of course I wouldn't think about turning big things into small things, so when the brown panda and Gaba were comparing and trying to find the bad luck of the tiger king, not only did I not have the slightest intention of persuading, but patted the two of them one by one to show encouragement. In recent years, Chinese men have been obscene in the group because of our poor education system, and all their spirit and spirit have been lost, and the national fear of wives must be fought a battle to turn over. In any case, men are the main body that transforms this world, and we can't be cowardly anymore.
The war of proxies is on the verge of breaking out...... I pretended not to know, and when I walked downstairs, Brown Panda and Gaba didn't go into the restaurant with me, but pushed open the door and went out to find the Tiger King. I was proud, and when I came to the restaurant, Su Wan and Luan Xiaoting had already prepared breakfast, pancakes, fruits, soy milk fritters, and set a table.
Luan Xiaoting dared to come over, took my hand and made a fuss: "Oh, Xianggong, didn't you sleep well last night?" How do you boil out such big dark circles? "After listening to this, my lungs were about to explode, and I thought to myself, can the panda eyes that I shot out be the same as the panda eyes that I stayed up all night?
But looking back, it's okay, I don't have to fight for this matter anymore, and it won't be too long to spread it. The other brothers in the restaurant also followed suit: "Lao Hua is too tired these days, after getting on the plane for a while, let's make up for it." ”
Since everyone gave me the steps down, I had to go down the slope and sit down, humming and sitting down, looking left and right, our family is here, Su Wan sits on the upper left, Hu Niuer sits on the upper right, Scottish sisters sit opposite, and the remaining master seat is mine. I couldn't help but sigh when I saw it, this is really a family joy and a gathering together, in vain it aroused the envy of all the brothers, to say that there is no face, it is nonsense. But with the eyes of the two pandas, and then looking at the eyes of the brothers, it is clearly more of a joke.
Brother Jiu personally took charge of the spoon, brought me a bowl of rice porridge, and said with a smile: "Eat it while it's hot." "My junior is even better at acting, so I hurriedly grabbed a steaming fritter and put it in my bowl. When I looked up, the Scottish sisters couldn't help but laugh, drank millet porridge with their heads down, and didn't say a word.
While drinking porridge and eating fritters, I glanced at the door with my eyes, thinking that you should all laugh, as long as the brown panda and Gaba fix the tiger king, Lao Hua will no longer have to be afraid of any tiger girls and wolf girls, and discuss it with Sun Hongxu in the future, and directly ask him to give Gaba to me and be my personal bodyguard.
Just thinking about it, suddenly there was a roar of the Tiger King outside, which startled everyone except me and Luan Xiaoting, and Su Wan was stunned and asked, "What's wrong?" Jing'er raised her legs and was about to run outside, it seemed that she wanted to go out to see what was going on, Luan Xiaoting quickly called her to stop, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it seems that someone wants to play with Xiaohua...... Don't worry, my old flowers are the most reliable, and my little flowers won't cause trouble. Jing'er listened, looked at Su Wan's face, and came back to continue eating breakfast.
I couldn't help but be suspicious when I saw Luan Xiaoting's indifferent and winning, and I was even more bottomless in my heart. After secretly thinking about it, I felt that the brown panda Gagaba couldn't beat the Tiger King!
Who knew that it didn't take long for the brown panda to enter the restaurant with his stomach covered, and without saying a word, he picked up a large pot of rice porridge and drank it. Gaba followed behind it, visibly lame, and stood behind the brown panda in a daze, at a loss. The brown panda drank more than half of the large pot of rice porridge in one go, then stopped, sighed, gave the leftover rice porridge to Gaba, and pulled Gaba to sit down around a small table.
The brown panda watched Gaba finish drinking the rice porridge and gestured to Gaba, to the effect that two people must go up together, fill the pits one by one, and they can't beat the tiger king at all. Gabba grabbed the fritters and dipped them in soy milk, nodded while eating, and gestured that this matter should not be rushed, and the matter of joining forces to attack must be well cooperated.
The brown panda held his cheeks with his paws, watched Gaba eat fritters, depressed for a long time, Gaba also made up for the embarrassment and ate again, pointed to the brown panda's buttocks, and pointed to his buttocks, gesturing to say that this is not fair, although the two of us beat the tiger king, but the tiger king's tail is too powerful, if it wasn't for the temporary sweep of its tail, maybe we should win this time. The brown panda gestured, saying that the two of us were born without long tails, and it was indeed a bit of ......a disadvantage.
I watched the two of them make a post-war summary from afar, and the more I watched, the more sad I became, Luan Xiaoting sat down next to me: "Xianggong, what's wrong with you?" Why do you look preoccupied? I was quite speechless, so I sighed and said nothing.
Su Wan glanced at me: "Old flower, are you worried about Melina?" Don't worry, this time to rescue Melina, we can only succeed and not fail...... I sent Hu Niu'er to help you, with her Tiger King here, you will have an additional right-hand man. ”
As soon as these words came out, all the brothers who had eaten breakfast were a little surprised, similar to Xiaojian, Lu Hu and the like who didn't understand the details, and applauded...... I sighed: "Okay, let's go......" I thought to myself that the eldest wife and the younger wife had formed an offensive and defensive alliance, and now the old man's life will be sad in the future.
After thinking about it again, damn, am I still a military advisor? How can the dignified Chief of Staff of Fortune always be so passive? No, no, this matter must be turned from passive to active, just now the Tiger King's strategy to deal with the brown panda and Gaba is still very enlightening, in the face of the united enemy, the best way is to break each one. Brother Jiu doesn't have to think about it here, Hu Niu'er and I went all the way to the depths of the Pacific Ocean, and we should repair her well. I also promised Brother Jiu why not to sleep with me first...... Grass, can you call the shots in this matter?
After breakfast, we set off immediately, this Hawaiian prisoner exchange is important, but taking the opportunity to take the Hawaiian Islands is also a strategic goal we must achieve. It is necessary to be strong and strong, so Jiu Ge specially sent us a reinforced regiment, and the head of the regiment was Wang Hao, the captain of the original Jinzhou Bijiashan base. There has been a shortage of manpower at the headquarters, especially for mid-level cadres. Wang Hao's duty was originally to protect the southern Liaoning oil refinery, but editor C felt that the protection of the oil refinery did not need to make such a fuss, so he sent Wang Hao back to the headquarters. This kid has a bit of leadership skills, and was appointed by Brother Jiu as the head of the reinforced regiment, which has as many as 2,000 people. Before the independent regiment of the Fullot system was formed, the reinforced regiment was already the largest establishment unit.
The specific entourage is still my old team, Jian Tianhan, Ou Xiang, Wu Shuyuan, Lu Hu, Cao Yijing, Martin? Bruch, Yadato, Brown Panda, plus Sun Hongxu and Gaba. Of course, Tiger Girl and Tiger King also have to accompany her, and Tiger Girl has to pay attention to pomp and circumstance when she goes out, and a reorganization battalion has also been mobilized from Harbin.
Nearly 2,500 people, divided into four large planes, took off with Sister Feng's brand beauty snake. This operation was more dangerous, so I didn't bring Scottish sisters. I left them in Su Wan's care.
After the plane took off, Luan Xiaoting snuggled up to me, looking intimate. I remembered her agreement with Brother Jiu, and I couldn't help but hate the root of my teeth, and deliberately grabbed her big breasts, but I didn't expect that Hu Niu'er didn't resist at all, squinting her eyes and napping in my arms, I don't know if I was really asleep or fake asleep.
I had to move inch in and continue to touch down my lower abdomen...... Unexpectedly, she woke up immediately, stretched her waist and told me, "I'll go ahead and see Xiaohua." Then he twisted his ass and went to first class. Silly Fork and his girlfriend didn't save me face at all, giggling and laughing at me.
Hey, there are so many people in the big plane, but you can't just come indiscriminately. He let go of his hand and looked back, Brown Panda and Gaba, only to see that the two guys had already begun to discuss practical issues. The brown panda compares fried dough sticks and bean juice, gesticulating that we can't beat the tiger king may have something to do with nutrition, you look at the tiger king, only eats meat, never eats grass and grass seeds, its strength is naturally greater. If the two of us want to defeat the Tiger King, we should also eat more meat and grow our strength in the future. The Tiger King was so large that he could only lie in the first-class cabin in front of him, and he couldn't see the situation behind.
I sighed when I saw it, it wasn't easy for a brown panda to do it this far. Either way, the Brown Panda must have been thinking about defeating the Tiger King...... I thought it should be rewarded, so I gave it and Gaba two bottles of old dragon's mouth.
Two taels of white wine went down, and the two guys suddenly became a lot gentler. I took a closer look, and I was dizzy, it turned out that these two guys were discussing giving the Tiger King a tiger sleeve at the door of the first class cabin. hurriedly walked over and severely criticized the brown panda, they were all comrades in the trenches, how could they do this? Angry, he confiscated two bottles of Lao Longkou, which made the two guys regret it.
I'm in a bad mood here, the stupid fork is proud of the spring breeze, and its girlfriend is so sweet, I feel more and more depressed when I see it, and I can't help but sigh. The stupid fork turned around and asked me, "Why are you still sighing when you see the Arab chick soon?" ”
I pursed my lips and muttered, "Our family is already the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and if we get Melina back, it will really become the Romance of the Three Kingdoms...... How are you going to live this day? The stupid fork gave me a bad idea: "Stupid...... After you get her, why don't you send her back to Egypt......
I nodded, thinking that this was the only way to go, if I brought Melina back to Fuldo, a world war would break out in our family soon, and the result would definitely be that we couldn't even save the soy sauce bottle: "Okay, listen to you, after rescuing Melina, I will send her away." ”
Silly Fork stopped paying attention to me and carefully groomed his girlfriend with his mouth. (To be continued.) )