No matter when I was a domestic violence advocate, no matter how many people I was in front of, I could always impassionedly teach those men not to follow the example of the Japanese to beat their wives, to respect and love each other when they live, to discuss more things, and not to do things all the time. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info These remarks of mine have received strong support from the majority of female compatriots, and I am respected as the honorary president of the Feminist Movement Association.

I won't mention those words for the time being, but I said that I have two panda eyes, and my vision is a little distorted, and there are stars flying everywhere, and the tiger girl has been practicing martial arts since she was a child, and she grew up in the countryside, and her strength is terrifying. Not to mention Brother Jiu, he is not only a policeman, but also has fought hand-to-hand with Zongzi, which is not an ordinary toughness.

Anyway, these two fists are really not light, the problem is that this is not the end, I just shouted "Oops! Before I had time to cover my poor eyes with my hands, the two tigresses grabbed me by one ear, pulled me up directly, and said in unison: "What do you mean to live a good life for three people?!" ”

I cried with a sad face, thinking that the hero would not suffer the loss in front of me, so I hurriedly pretended to be the third grandson: "The two heroes are not, they are the two eldest sisters, so what do you say?" Why don't you two join forces and strangle me to death together, and everyone won't be in trouble."

This trick relied on the donkey to roll and really worked, the two girls were stunned, and actually let go of my ears together, I played a bachelor and pretended to be a hero, I didn't rub my ears, and taught them seriously: "Don't say that I am interested in anything or something, hasn't this matter come to this point?" This day has to go down, right? ”

The two tigresses were not fooled, Su Wan snorted first: "Don't come to this set with me, who do you love, you should always know, right?" Luan Xiaoting is also quite confident in herself: "That's right, you can choose whoever you like, isn't it?" Everyone is an adult, and no one flies to fight to the death. ”

I'm not a fool, I know that at the last moment, I can't go back on this statement, but if the truth is really said, if it is nothing, as soon as the truth is said, it will definitely offend Luan Xiaoting. Good guy, is it so easy to mess with a girl who can play with a big tiger? Besides, do I want Siberia anymore? Take 10,000 steps back and say, I'm just out of the way, but can I bear to hurt the innocent and straightforward tiger girl? The appearance of the world's largest beauty, sitting on the foundation between the white mountains and black waters, even her pet tiger king doesn't know how many times stronger than my brown panda with so many good conditions, so willing to chase me, and now naked ** into my bed, hugging me and not letting me go, why should I hurt her? The most important thing is that if I hurt her this time, I will definitely regret it for the rest of my life.

I rolled my eyes, his grandmother's, you have to be shameless at the critical moment, fortunately, Lao Tzu used to be a writer, but the best way to say that when people are not people, the best way is to pick the wrong words, so he pointed at Luan Xiaoting with his hand: "I like her, I like her very, very much, I like it as much as I like." ”

Hu Niu'er immediately smiled, shook my arm and coquettishly: "I know that Xianggong likes me the most!" The fragrant kiss was immediately imprinted on my face, and then I deliberately made a fuss: "Oh Xianggong, who made your eyes blue?" ”

Su Wan was stunned over there, looking at me with a pair of big eyes, tears in her eyes, and said aggrievedly: "You old flower, how can you do this to me?" Don't you love me? I wanted to widen my eyes, but unfortunately the swollen throat was a little sealed, and I couldn't open them, but I still kept a straight face and said seriously: "Love! I love you, I love you very, very much, as much as I want! ”

Su Wan's tears rolled out all of a sudden, and she whimpered on my shoulder, snot and tears wiped my arm, but I didn't dare to hide or wipe it, so I could only insist.

Biting the text and chewing words can only get temporary peace, and sure enough, it didn't take long for the two tigresses to react together, and Su Wan took my arm and asked, "Since you love me, why do you still like her?" Luan Xiaoting is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and then asked: "You like me, why do you still love her?" ”

The two girls questioned me together, and before I could answer, they nodded to each other, and I just screamed that it was not good, when suddenly my body flew up like a cloud, and I fell under the bed with a clatter. I heard two beautiful women say together: "You go to die." ”

I got up with my bare ass and pointed at them one by one: "What kind of attitude do you call this?" Is there any sympathy left? Who did I recruit and who did I mess with? Ping Pong slapped the railing of my bed: "This is still not my bed?" Why did you throw me out? ”

The two tigresses snorted together, not ashamed at all, and both twisted their heads to the side, not even looking at me. Now my self-esteem really can't stand it, I didn't expect them to be embarrassed to look at my **, so I said fiercely: "Don't think that you will be a bachelor without your old flowers, tomorrow I will go to rescue Melina back, it is really not okay Lao Tzu to go back to India, Yamantha is still waiting for me." ”

Brother Jiu was surprised: "Who is Yamansha?" Luan Xiaoting was dumbfounded: "You don't know who Yamansha is?" Brother Jiu was stunned: "I can't know everyone." Luan Xiaoting turned to look at me: "Okay, it turns out that you didn't tell Brother Jiu about Yamansha." ”

I couldn't help but be angry when I saw her righteous and awe-inspiring look: "Why should I tell her? Me and Yamansha, we didn't do anything" Luan Xiaoting pursed her lips, turned around and told Su Wan: "Brother Jiu, don't listen to his nonsense, that Yamansha is the temple prostitute he accepted when he pretended to be a living Buddha in India." ”

The word temple prostitute is too fresh, but poor Brother Jiu didn't understand: "What prostitute?" Temple prostitute? Luan Xiaoting nodded, I don't know why she suddenly became a jack of all trades: "The temple prostitute is an Indian monk who is a prostitute raised in the temple, and she can be pulled over to bed at any time to fuck around."

I was full of black lines, and quickly stopped her nonsense: "Stop, stop, don't talk nonsense, I'm with Yamantha, that's because Indians think she is a saint and serves the Buddha, and if I bite to prevent her from getting pregnant, the Indians will stone her to death, you say, what else can I do?" ”

Unexpectedly, the two tigresses ignored the point and asked the details together: "Pregnant?" Yamantha is pregnant with your child? "I'm not sure about it, though the old witch is hungry, no, it's my master, Lady Sandra, who has taught me some strange ways of intercourse, but I'm not sure of it at all.

So I had to say: "I don't know if I'm pregnant with a child anyway, I tried my best" Luan Xiaoting glared at me angrily: "You are so shameless" Su Wan also agreed: "That's it, how can you leave Yamantha alone in India"

I felt a little wronged, and I was anxious to defend with a white face: "I am called learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds and never leave a name" Seeing that the two tigresses were wide-eyed, they were going to jump out of bed to repair me, so frightened that I ran away, grabbed a pair of pants and a piece of clothing and rushed out of the room, and quickly closed the door with my hand, and heard two bumps in my ears, and I didn't know what two things smashed on the door panel.

Fortunately, it's the middle of the night, and there are no outsiders in the corridor, but the north is unusually cold in winter, so I don't dare to stand in the corridor with my bare butt like this, and I hurriedly began to get dressed, and it turned out that the pants were Luan Xiaoting's, and the top was Brother Jiu's.

I was struggling with my clothes, two female patrol soldiers walked over, and when they saw me pouting my bare ass and wearing a pair of denim pants, their eyes widened, and they didn't know what was going on, so I quickly put a finger to my mouth and shushed to warn them not to make a sound.

The two girls nodded together, one of the girls saw that I was tired and sweating profusely, and couldn't say anything about the button that opened the door, so she kindly came over to help me button it, and the other helped put Su Wan's coat on and I quickly took it and sent the two of them away.

Seeing that there was no one on the left and right, he quickly put his ear to the door panel and eavesdropped, only to hear that there seemed to be a woman crying in the room, and said vaguely: "Sister Wan, I'm sorry" I heard Su Wan sigh inside: "Okay, okay, don't cry, I don't want to turn my face" followed by Luan Xiaoting's whimpering voice: "But I don't want to turn my face at all"

Su Wan's voice: "It's okay, don't be sad, the two of them live, the head of the bed fights and the end of the bed" Luan Xiaoting didn't appreciate it: "I'm not you, you're the two" Su Wan sighed: "We're not two people, it's okay if you come two minutes late"

Luan Xiaoting's voice was obviously a little proud: "Oh, you are not hungry yet, Brother Jiu, I am gloating, I mean, we can't just let the old flowers go, right?" In case he gets angry and goes to find that little Arabian vixen, we will have nothing" I listened to the black lines on my head, and my heart said Why do you call people the little vixen, this should be said by Su Wan You are right.

It's a pity, the dignified ninth brother, who can distinguish between right and wrong clearly, always suffers in these subsections: "You're right, you can't be cheap, you don't know that little Arab vixen, Arab women can coax men to be happy, don't look at their strict surroundings during the day, and at night the two of them are busy, and the men just lie down and enjoy it, I listened to the robot 3721." ”

Luan Xiaoting was anxious: "Sister Wan, look at it, since you know that Arab women are powerful, why do you still push Lao Hua Xianggong to her, what if Lao Hua rescues that woman, she will fly back to Egypt with her, fight against you, and even set himself up as a king, what can I do?" Lao Hua's appeal is much stronger than that of this empty ninth brother. ”

Su Wan was also scared when she said this: "Then what should I do?" Luan Xiaoting seemed to think about it, and then said after a while: "Otherwise, tomorrow you send me to Hawaii with them, and I will follow like this, and promise not to let that little vixen kidnap the old flower." ”

I heard Su Wan snort: "What if the old flower is abducted by you, a little vixen?" Luan Xiaoting was anxious: "I swear, I will never sleep with Lao Hua first, and I will never be jealous with Sister Wan from now on, seven days a week, four days for you and three days for me, okay?" ”

Su Wan burst out laughing: "Phew, no shame, okay, this time I went to Hawaii, someone must follow Lao Hua, I definitely can't leave, it's okay for you to work hard?" Don't you want to go too? So you still have a bitter gourd face? ”

Luan Xiaoting said helplessly: "But just now there was such a fuss, how can we meet tomorrow" How can this kind of thing stump Brother Jiu? I heard Su Wan laugh and said: "It's okay, you and I should have done nothing that happened, and Liang Laohua refused to admit that he was repaired by the two of us." ”

"Hehe" Luan Xiaoting's voice: "Call him dumb to eat Coptis hehe, Sister Wan, your skin is quite white" followed by Su Wan's begging for mercy: "Hehe, don't touch it"

When I heard this, I exhaled and thought to myself that things were finally not bad and could be reversed. Thinking about it, where are you going to sleep tonight? Later, when I thought about it, what else do I think about it, Su Wan lives in my room now, there must be no one in her own room, so it is better for me to live in her room.

Thinking of this, I walked to Su Wan's room, although Fullot was improvised, but it was not a big mess, Huang Haihe was the manager, and the dormitory was separated from men and women, I walked out of more than a dozen doors in one breath, and as soon as I came to the door of Su Wan's bedroom, I saw a door not far away open as soon as it touched, and a man staggered out, and quickly closed the door.

When I saw that it was Ou Xiang, I couldn't help but be stunned: "What are you doing in Jing'er's room?" Looking at his embarrassed look: "I know, the mutton was not eaten, and I got into trouble" Ou Xiang looked at my dress: "What about yourself?" I've got lamb."

I don't believe it: "What are you blowing?" Eat mutton and call the sheep to come out? Ou Xiang gave himself a small mouth and sighed: "Hey, it's all my fault for owing this mouth." I was stunned: "What's the situation?" Everyone is a real brother, and Ou Xiang doesn't hide it: "Then after eating mutton, I suddenly remembered Jian Tianhan, so I laughed and said: Xiaojian is really interesting, he actually told me that he wanted to change his career to become a director." ”

I was stunned when I heard it: "How could Xiaojian be a director?" Ou Xiang looked at me like a fool: "Three thousand Japanese girls, I must be able to shoot many episodes, Xiaojian's ambition is not small." After hearing this, I couldn't help laughing anymore, laughed for a long time, and asked, "Then how did you get kicked out?" ”

Ou Xiang sighed: "I was just like you inside, opening my mouth wide and laughing like a fool, Jing'er got angry, and a pillow drove me out." My laughter stopped abruptly, patted Ou Xiang's shoulder, and said bitterly: "Next time, let's not make similar low-level mistakes." ”

Ou Xiang nodded with a sad face: "I know Brother Hua." "I turned around and went back to my room, I wanted to go and squeeze with him, but the house of Fuldo is not very spacious, except for Su Wan, there are two people living together, for example, my room is shared with the dead fat man, and Ou Xiang is in a room with Xiaojian.

I was hesitating which room to go to, Su Wan's door opened silently, Leslie grabbed me, dragged me into Su Wan's room, turned around and closed the door, and asked me with a smile: "Brother Hua, have you seen Sister Luan?" Gesli sat on the head of the bed and looked at me with a smile.

My head was full of black lines: "Luan Xiaoting was guided by you to find me?" The two little Loli nodded innocently: "She broke in and asked where Brother Jiu went, and we said I would go to you." "I was angry when I heard it, no wonder I fell short tonight, give me two more minutes and I can get Brother Jiu, but the result is that there are villains or two villains!

Looking back, forget it, in case Brother Jiu and Hu Niu'er are really angry and ignore me from now on, then I really don't know who to live with in the second half of my life, Melina's female bandit never has to be considered, although Yamantha is very cute, but mixing with her is mostly a political need, as for the mermaid princess, at most it is just a romantic idea, and the final destruction sister I faint, what do I always want her to do?

Looking back at the Scottish Sister Flower, I thought that if no one could count on it, it would be okay to marry the two of them if it really didn't work, and when the dungeon and the Sea Clan were defeated, it would be good to follow the Scottish Sister Flower back to Scotland to herd sheep.

In line with the principle of leaving a way out of the military division in everything first, I didn't make an exception, squeezed into bed randomly, and fell asleep upside down, and the two little Loli succeeded in their treacherous schemes, and they were also satisfied, knowing that I was angry, and they didn't provoke me again, and they all slept honestly.

Early the next morning, I was sleeping sweetly, and suddenly felt that someone was pushing me, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that it was Su Wan, who changed her eyebrows from last night, and said with a smile: "Old flower." My bed is comfortable, right? Luan Xiaoting followed behind, holding my clothes in her hands: "Hehe, Xianggong, look, I'm sending you clothes, hurry up and return the pants to me."

I oh oh twice, sat up and looked, the Scottish sisters were long gone, I was the only one on the bed, looked down at the pants on my body, quickly covered them with a quilt, and said shamefully: "Your pants are too thin and accidentally put them into open crotch pants."

Luan Xiaoting smiled bitterly: "You don't have to make so much effort, right" Su Wan smiled, found a pair of her own pants for Luan Xiaoting to wear, and then the two of them said to me very politely: "You hurry up and get dressed, let's go and get ready to go early and wait for you downstairs." With that, he went out.

I rubbed my panda eyes, to be honest, I had just been beaten up, and I immediately enjoyed the gentleness, and I was really a little uncomfortable with getting dressed randomly, pushed the door out, and stood face to face with the brown panda standing outside the door.

The brown panda pointed to my dark circles and asked me what was going on, I sighed and gestured to tell it, you don't care about this matter, but I didn't expect the brown panda to be quite angry, and told me that it was my good friend and couldn't see me wronged.

I spread my hands and said that you can't control this matter, don't worry about it, pointed to Luan Xiaoting in the distance, and told the brown panda that she was the one who beat it, but she has the support of the Tiger King behind her, you can't afford to mess with it, I still admit it.

The brown panda immediately showed a look of righteous indignation, gesticulating to tell me that he is not afraid of the Tiger King now, and is thinking about how to repair the Tiger King, and now it actually instructed Luan Xiaoting to beat you like this, it is bearable, vulgar and unbearable to turn around and beckon Gaba over, gesturing to Gaba to help, and beat the Tiger King together. To be continued.