Episode 3553 Who dares to slash immediately
Seeing that the little monk Miaohui Shi Ran got on the plane, this beauty in my heart, haha, with the help of the monk, Lao Tzu will not be strict with his wife in the future, right? What tiger girl, what thief female bandit leader, what wolf girl beauty snake, as long as Lao Tzu learns that Raushzi flower fingers, isn't it all hand-to-hand?
Just when I felt that the sky was blue and the sea was blue, I heard someone behind me shouting: "Sir, you can't go over, the plane is about to take off......" As soon as I heard it, I knew that there were people who wanted to go to the front line to make meritorious contributions, and the headquarters of the anti-dungeon army had its own arrangements, and they all wanted to be heroes indiscriminately, but what could they say? I was thinking about turning around and scolding the guy who didn't open his eyes for a few words, but when he turned around with a frown, he couldn't help but be stunned.
I saw that Uncle Sam was wearing tatters, not to mention seven or eight big holes exposed on his body, and he was also wearing an American flag, wearing an aluminum pot for boiling porridge on his head, kicking two slippers of different colors, and walking towards the plane with a mopping cloth in his hand. Uncle Sam was followed by Wang Hao, who was staggering, and it seemed that he wanted to bring Uncle Sam back. Seeing that I frowned, Wang Hao quickly let go of the hand that grabbed Uncle Sam.
I stood on the gangway and watched Uncle Sam come over step by step, come to me five or six meters away and stand still, stand upright, and salute: "I'm going to fight Warcraft!" I'm going to kill those bitch bastards! I couldn't help frowning when I heard this, and waved my hand: "Man, you're not in good health, so it's better to stay here to recuperate......" turned back and asked Wang Hao: "What's the matter?" I find that you kid is getting more and more disagreeable, how can you be so unfriendly to your US military allies......" Wang Hao quietly gestured to me, signaling that Uncle Sam's brain was broken, unreasonable.
I looked at Uncle Sam's straight body and standard military posture, and I couldn't help but feel sad, and said to Wang Hao: "Take Uncle Sam back, change into better clothes...... "It's so bad, I have also been the commander of the first army, and it is really sad to be mixed into the way it is now."
Wang Hao came over and was about to pull Uncle Sam, Uncle Sam was immediately alert, he was tall, he locked Wang Hao within one move, and yelled: "Don't touch my eggs!" Wang Hao's brothers were about to rush up to rescue the boss as soon as they were hula, but I twisted them down, and went over and patted Uncle Sam on the shoulder: "Man, no one touches your balls...... What's that, let go of Captain Wang first......"
Uncle Sam looked at me for a long time, let go of Wang Hao, and told me seriously: "I have eggs." I nodded: "En, I know, I know ......" He yelled again: "I'm going to fight the monsters, I'm going to kill those bitch bastards!" I nodded: "Go back with Captain Wang, recuperate well, and when your illness is cured, we will take you to kill the demonic beasts." ”
Uncle Sam didn't listen: "I have eggs, I'm going to kill the monsters." He held the cloth like a gun, and said onomatopoeia: "Da ......" and told me, "I'm going to kill those dog mongrels!" "I kind of wanted to laugh, I kind of wanted to cry, and I stood there not knowing what to do.
Sun Hongxu poked his head out of the cabin door: "Old flower, if Uncle Sam wants to go, just follow him, it's not bad for him to ......be alone" I shook my head when I heard it: "What nonsense...... " turned around and gestured to Wang Hao, Wang Hao understood, and rushed up with the comrades of the guard squad, and finally caught Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam couldn't stop wailing, "Don't touch my eggs! Don't touch my balls......" and was pulled away. Wang Hao stepped forward and smiled bitterly: "Lao Hua, don't care, after Uncle Sam was rescued by us, he became like this, and he would say a few words over and over again, either don't touch my eggs, or I want to kill the monster......"
I nodded and sighed, "Take good care of him...... Don't make it like a flower childYes, we have so many supplies now......" Wang Hao complained to me: "Can we not give it?" He resolutely didn't want it...... "I'm helpless, I'm going to fight with a madman, and I'll lose badly nine times out of ten."
Turning to get on the plane, the gangway slowly retracted, the cabin door closed, and through the glass of the porthole, I could still see Uncle Sam roaring near the cabin, I didn't know what he was saying. sighed with emotion, turned my head and saw that Sun Hongxu was standing next to me: "Why don't you take him with you?" ”
I was stunned: "Why did you bring him?" Sun Hongxu sneered: "Have you forgotten? Among the batch of Japanese girls brought back by Lao Yao, there is also an undercover agent of Uncle Sam...... "After I listened, I waved my hand instead: "Forget it, even if you talk more, even if it is a contradiction among the people, don't worry about it." ”
After entering the cabin, he went to the side of the little monk Miaohui, and immediately smiled: "Hehe, little monk...... Oh, no, it's Master Miaohui, at what age did you become a monk? What is the name of a layman? The little monk Miaohui replied: "The name of the little monk and layman is Wang Feihu...... The ...... who became a monk last year was full of black lines: "You haven't been a monk for a few days...... Miaohui nodded: "The fortune teller said that I was destined to commit peach blossoms in my life, a very heavy kind, my father was scared, so he sent me to Shaolin Temple to be a monk." I nodded: "That fortune teller is really a living immortal, but sometimes there must be in life, and there is no force in life, and it is really ridiculous that your father believes his words indiscriminately." ”
The little monk didn't like to listen: "My father is still very concerned about me......" I was stunned and woke up, and quickly changed my words: "Yes, yes, the ancestor's character cultivation is superb, let's not doubt it......" The Scottish little lolitas came over, one on one side, and surrounded Miaohui: "Monk, I heard that you are very good at two times, find a time, let's compare and ......" The little monk was sweating, and cast a pleading gaze at me: "This, the flower donor......" I couldn't help but wonder when I saw it, thinking that your martial arts are so high, what else is there to be afraid of?
Then I thought about it again, I rely on, the martial arts of Shaolin Temple pay attention to gradual progress, without decades of hard work, it is impossible to become a master, this little monk is only thirteen or fourteen years old, how much ability can he have? Despised the scene, speculated about the situation, but refused to speak.
Seeing that I didn't speak, the two little Loli became even more energetic, and stared at the little monk viciously: "I heard that you are going to teach Lao Hua martial arts to clean up our ......" The little monk was already sweating profusely with black lines and waterfalls, and he was hesitant: "Where is it, where is it...... You're mistaken......"
Before the words were finished, the two little Lolitas had a seizure: "Dead monk, we all heard it, and we still quibble?" The two little Loli grabbed it with four hands, one after another, and bounced chestnuts on the bald head of the little monk, which was really steady and ruthless, absolutely going all out. The poor little monk tossed and turned, and there was only that one trick of the flower finger, which was not changed, the left and right branches were inferior, and his head was bounced seven or eight times in an instant.
As soon as I saw that it would continue like this, it wouldn't be long before the little monk's head was about to become Sakyamuni, so he quickly stopped drinking the Scottish sister flowers and scolded: "Nonsense, there are still rules and no rules?" Why do two bully one like this? You're going to rebel? "When the two little Loli saw that I was angry, they didn't dare to contradict it, and quietly slipped away.
The little monk exhaled, folded his hands, and saluted me: "It's dangerous, it's dangerous, thank you for the flower donor for relieving the siege......" I stretched out my hand and pulled his hand aside, pointed to the seven or eight big red envelopes on his head and asked: "Aren't you hiding deeply?" Why are you so embarrassed? ”
The little monk cried with a sad face: "When did I say that it is hidden deeply?" Didn't you say it yourself? I was speechless to the dead thief, and forcibly suppressed my anger: "Then do you know how to do martial arts?" The little monk told the truth this time: "Yes...... But it's going to be that trick......" After I heard it, I sat down and couldn't help sighing: "Monk, after getting off the plane, I will arrange for you to go back to the headquarters as soon as possible......" I didn't expect the little monk Miaohui to care at all after hearing it: "Okay...... If you have to go back, then I'll go back...... If you need to communicate with the prisoners of war in ancient Sanskrit, you can go to the headquarters to find me again......" I stared at him for a long time, and finally resigned myself to my fate: "Okay, okay, you can continue to follow me...... Dead thief bald ......"
It was past ten o'clock in the middle of the night when our plane landed at Ouelian airfield. When I got off the plane, I saw that the sun was still hanging on the mountain in the sky, and then I remembered that it was now the seventh month of the Gregorian calendar, and it was the polar day of the North Pole, and almost all day was daytime.
Lao Yao, General Lai and Fu Binhong all stood at the airport to greet him, and when they saw me, they laughed: "We thought you would marry a wife and have children in the dungeon, and never come back......" I couldn't help but be embarrassed when I heard it, and walked up to shake hands with them one by one and hugged them: "You are struggling to support yourself at home, but Lao Tzu is traveling to the dungeon, which is a bit unauthentic......"
Lao Yao waved his hand: "That's not what you say, know each other and know yourself, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles." This time you are in the dungeon, and you have figured out the old background of the dungeon monster army at once, and after Kun Ding's fool knows about it, he may not be angry. Those of us finally have the bottom of our hearts and are no longer blindly worried. ”
I asked Fu Binhong, "How are the preparations going here?" Fu Binhong folded his fingers and counted for me: "At present, the special forces in China and India have been concentrated, about 7,000 people, and the rest of the special forces from all over the world are also coming one after another." I nodded, this major counteroffensive has completely changed the traditional way of fighting in the past, no longer focusing on group army operations, but more emphasis on special operations, according to the plan of the headquarters, the first batch of personnel to participate in the war is only 10,000 horses, all special forces.
Then he turned back and asked General Lai: "How is the situation of the Second Artillery Corps?" General Lai took us into the combat command room of the base, pointed to the map on the wall, and said: "The original number of medium-range and intercontinental missiles in various countries is not much, the largest number is the United States, which is only 500, and we in China only have about 80. Spread his hands at me: "The local ones in the United States have been used by Sun Hongxu and the old medicines, and those that can't be used have been destroyed." On the Chinese side, more than half of it was also ejaculated......" After listening to it, I couldn't help but be proud: "Then I can only count on Lao Maozi." ”
General Lai nodded: "Lao Maozi's medium-range and intercontinental missiles are still very powerful, not to mention the powerful metamorphosis, the main thing is that there are a lot of them, there are four hundred and fifty of them, which is enough for us to squander for a while." After finishing speaking, he couldn't help but smile bitterly: "It's a pity that Lao Maozi's things are too rough, and the accuracy is so flattering." ”
As soon as I heard it, I was happy: "It's good to use something, don't pick the fat and the thin." Just as he was saying this, the air defense siren suddenly sounded, and it was heart-wrenching. General Lai grabbed the phone and shouted, "Guo Yahui, what's the matter?" A stammering Chinese voice came from the phone: "It's the United States...... The missile air strike on the US side ...... "Although I haven't seen it for a long time, I can still hear it, it is the voice of our Vietnamese women's army battalion commander Guo Yahui."
After listening to this, General Lai hummed, put down the phone, turned back to me, and told me: "It's okay, it's just a small amount of harassment." The missiles in the Americas have been almost consumed, and those traitors of the Terrans have not yet been able to repair large-scale ICBMs, which our air defense system can support. ”
After I listened, I was a little relieved, and I couldn't help but ask again: "The army of the dungeon has been bullied to the doorstep, why don't we fight back here?" Lao Yao smiled bitterly: "We are waiting for Commander Yang and Chief Chen Tingyao of the Air Force." When I heard this, I couldn't help but wonder: "Why wait for the fat man to die when the Air Force still has a heart to hide?" Have all the sea tribes in Europe stopped? ”
Fu Binhong shook his head: "What's the stop, after the winter, those guys have intensified, and now almost half of Europe has been occupied by them, in the past few months, I have been transporting survivors to North Africa with Commander Yang...... Fortunately, Simon is more capable, and it is really sad not to let it. ”
I was even more puzzled: "Then why do you have to transfer the fat man over?" Several of them looked at each other, all smiled bitterly and did not speak, and finally Sun Hongxu said: "To this kind of thing of counterattacking the army, it is not possible without Commander Yang, although Lao Yao and Lao Fu are qualified and capable to be commanders, but we still have five US armored regiments here, in addition to Franco's Spanish mixed battalion, and only Commander Yang can control the aura." ”
After listening to this, I nodded suddenly, and it was understandable that I would do my best to do my part, and although I myself had enough prestige, I could not be the commander-in-chief of the Allied forces, and if I did, I might be forced to turn around by the American and Spanish armies. It's different if you change the dead fat man, his brother doesn't care about international love and racial equality, as long as he doesn't obey the battlefield orders, I think even the ninth brother may be slapped by him.
After a while, Regiment Commander Schneider Wright also walked into the combat command post with He Delin and Song Yanlou, shook hands with me very warmly, and after saying a few polite words, hurriedly asked: "When will Commander Yang be here?" We all waited until our eyes turned green. ”
Fu Binhong said: "It should arrive early tomorrow morning, and the specific battle plan has been transferred to Commander Yang, and Commander Yang means that he will launch a general attack tomorrow afternoon." Head Schneider nodded: "Great, then I'll prepare as soon as possible." After saying that, they took He Delin and left.
Lao Yao turned back to me and said, "Lao Hua, you should also rest this morning." After a day on the plane, I was tired early, nodded at the moment, returned to my room, and after lying down, I couldn't sleep, and when I saw the telephone at the head of the bed, I quickly picked it up, dialed Su Wan's mobile phone number, and just said "Hey......" Su Wan laughed in surprise on the phone: "Old flower, is it you?" ”
I lay down on the bed and smiled, "It's me...... It's me, huh, a few months? Su Wan paused over there: "What have been a few months...... Oh, hehe, you bastard, do you need to ask me? When did you do something bad that you don't know yet? ”
When I heard it, I was also happy: "Well, hehe, you girls, it's all right......" Su Wan agreed happily over there: "We're fine, you don't have to worry...... It's about to go to war, and you have to take care of yourself......" I was holding the phone, my face was warm, I didn't know what to say, I just smirked.
Su Wan was leisurely alert and warned me: "Hey, hey, don't think you have blood, don't fight with the Warcraft army with your life, I talked to Mr. Zishan, I don't think I'm afraid of the Warcraft army at all now...... I want you to survive, in the future, such a family will go to the beach to watch the sunrise, go to the prairie to ride a horse, and we will go to your hometown in northern Liaoning to accompany you to the old ......."
Hehe, "Uh-huh," I agreed beautifully: "And there is too little one child, let's find a way to have more...... Anyway, it feels so cool to do bad things with you......" Su Wan snorted softly over there, giggling: "You are necrotic......"
Later, it may have been too tired, and after a few words, I fell asleep. When I got up in the morning, I saw that I was still holding the phone in my hand, and I quickly hung up with black lines. After cleaning up, I left the room, feeling refreshed, ah, a new day, the day of our great counteroffensive, has finally arrived.
After eating something early, I went to the airport and prepared to meet the dead fat man. When I arrived at the place, I saw that the main leaders of each unit had all arrived, and Commander Schneider deliberately changed into a new military uniform.
The fat man's plane hadn't arrived yet, and the Hawaiian cargo plane had arrived first. After the tail hatch slowly opened, a flaming red fire phoenix stretched its wings and flew out, and two black birds squatted on the back of the fire phoenix, as much spirit as they wanted.
Everyone was dumbfounded, looking at this legendary god-like beast, watching it fluttering, flying over, flying around me, with the sun in the middle of the sky, the fire phoenix refracted the magnificent gold, the glow of the sky, the color of the thousands, with indescribable beauty and dignity and elegance. The people around were stunned when they witnessed this spectacle.
Silly Fork shouted with his mouth open: "Boss, my eldest brother and I went to find my sisters-in-law!" I nodded and clenched my fist at the fire phoenix: "Thank you Brother Phoenix for your help!" The fire phoenix nodded, chirped crisply, flashed its huge wings, and flew away to the north. (To be continued.) )
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