Although the matter of transporting the flower elf tribe is extremely troublesome, it is actually not dangerous. We have two Mi-26, more than a dozen Chinooks, the distance is close, and the flower elves don't have any big fat people, and there are no household goods to carry them, almost two thousand can be transported at a time, back and forth five times, and when it gets dark, they are basically transferred to the ship.

At present, the great enemy is not so much broken, and he set sail directly, and the journey is smooth, and the mighty fleet will go downstream. I found the Flower Elf Queen: "Let's take everyone to Manaus City first, there is a part of our hidden plane over there, which can carry about 2,000 people." The rest of the siblings need to continue down the river, and every city with an airport can transfer some people, basically, when they go to Santarém, they can transfer all of them...... Within two days, it was all done, and when we met again, we were already in China. ”

Queen Xian Gini nodded approvingly: "The level of human technology is indeed impressive...... You know what? In fact, we elves miss our homeland very much, it is the best place in the whole world. I listened and disagreed: "It's not so good, natural disasters and floods continue to ......"

Xian Ge Ni frowned: "Nonsense, the first sentence of the first chapter of the Geography of the Great Elf King asks such a question: 'Where is the fairyland on earth?'" Do you have an answer? "I really didn't think about this question, and I couldn't help but feel a little dazed for a while, and I looked back and went through the world one by one in my mind, the island country of Britain, the rolling pastures of Europe, the thousands of miles of deserts in Africa, and the tropical rainforests of the Americas...... It seems to be pretty good, and in my opinion, any land is extremely lovely, including the kind of Siberian where rabbits don't. In the end, I couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "If you only talk about the living environment and land resources, then the standard answer should be ......"

Xian Gini smiled and nodded: "It must be China." As soon as I was stunned, Sun Hongxu interjected next to me: "It's us China!" Not many know the answer to this question, and even fewer know what is going on. The Chinese themselves are in the midst of happiness, they don't know what suffering is, and foreigners and civilians are blocked from the news, and they don't have the opportunity to know that there is still a sacred land of China in the world, and they are just self-righteous. ”

I was dumbfounded: "It's not that exaggerated, is it?" Sun Hongxu also didn't translate properly, and said directly to me: "During the Beijing Olympics and the Shanghai World Expo, anti-China forces at home and abroad launched crazy disgusting and slanderous acts against China, just because foreigners were afraid that their people would see the real China. As China's influence continues to expand, foreigners will find ways to distort China, so Chinese films that have won awards or are influential overseas will not be set in contemporary times, and it is rare to have one, which is also the kind of "The Good Man of the Three Gorges". ”

I looked back and thought about it, and I was a little confused: "Why did they do that?" Sun Hongxu snapped his fingers, did not answer my question, and continued to give examples: "If you are careful and careful, then, in Shanghai Pudong Airport and Beijing Terminal 2, you can often see foreigners with big mouths and frightened faces, and their first sentence must be: 'So big?!' He asked me, "Do you think they're stupid?" I nodded: "It's a little pitiful, those two buildings are very beautiful, don't be stunned." ”

Sun Hongxu looked at me with a wry smile: "Lao Hua, you are a writer, you always know the dimension, right?" The northernmost city in China is Mohe City in Heilongjiang Province, which is cold all year round, only about half a month in summer, with long days and short nights, and the days can reach more than 19 hours. On the winter solstice, there are four or five hours of sunshine, and the sunshine is very weak. I waved my hand: "I know what you said." ”

Sun Hongxu smiled: "But you must not know that Moscow in Russia, Berlin in Germany, London in England, Paris in France, and Vancouver in Canada have similar dimensions to Mohe. The temperature of different regions of the earth that are closer to each other or at the same latitude is not necessarily the same, which is related to the geographical environment of the specific region. But the higher the latitude, the colder is absolute, and that's the sun's business. ”

When I heard this, I was stunned for a while: "Damn, as soon as you say that, I realized that the geographical conditions of those international metropolises seem to be inferior to Harbin, the coldest provincial capital in China." Sun Hongxu sighed: "Actually, foreigners are quite pitiful, especially the Nordics, they can't feel the four seasons, the sunshine is extremely uneven, those countries can only see the sun for three or five hours a day for most of the year, and the light is still very weak, because of the high latitude, people feel that the sky is very close, and the gray sky for a long time will have a huge impact on people's spirits." Summer is the opposite, it is dark at eleven o'clock in the evening, and it is bright at two or three in the morning. ”

I couldn't help but have a big head when I heard it: "You don't need to describe it, we just came back from Lao Maozi's side, and we know what the polar night ......" Sun Hongxu laughed when he heard it: "Do you know what a ghost town is?" No matter how densely populated the city is, there are always fewer people on the road at night, and it is normal for people to be absent in the middle of the night, but there are few people in Europe, but the sun is scorching in the middle of the night, and the death-like silence that appears in the daytime is difficult for people who have not experienced it to imagine. Why are foreigners so desperate to bask in the sun? So hard to undress? So the whole world runs the tour? Love nature? Don't be disgusting foreigners, people are overwhelmed by the sun, and the embarrassment between men and women is no longer a problem when it comes to basking in the sun. ”

I was not convinced: "Don't compare yourself with the Europeans in those barbarian lands, the United States is always similar to us, right?" And the United States is all Great Plains, and the availability rate is much higher than ours. "Singoni kept staring at Sun Hongxu, and then Sun Hongxu was embarrassed, so he translated the conversation between us.

After hearing this, there was no doubt about it. Sun Hongxu answered my question with a smile: "China has mountains, the United States also has mountains, the United States has coastlines, China has plains, China has the Yellow River, the Yangtze River, and the United States has the Mississippi River. At a simple glance, everyone is similar, this matter cannot be carefully compared, and careful comparison between China and the United States is another thing that makes Chinese secretly happy Americans. China moves from west to east, from mountains to plains to coastlines, with the Yellow River and the Yangtze River in between. The Yellow River is at 40 degrees north latitude, and the Yangtze River is at 30 degrees north latitude. It's just the unity of man and nature. The two long stretches of stunning coastline in the east and west of the United States are mismatched by two large ribs of the Appalachian Mountains and the Cordillera Mountains, and they are completely disgusting to death on the feet of toads. The American plain is in the middle of two large ribs, and then the diaphragm is split in two by the Mississippi River. The Mississippi River runs from north to south, from high latitude to low latitude, and human living habits are different between different latitudes, which determines that it is impossible to produce culture along the Mississippi River, and the river that cannot feed human beings is an obstacle, and what is even more unfortunate is that the outlet of this river is the Gulf of Mexico. To the west of the Gulf of Mexico is Mexico, which is almost the keel of North America, and to the east is Cuba, so New Orleans, at the outlet of the Mississippi River, is not the largest port city in the United States. If the entangled United States wants to transport goods from the east coast to the west coast, it will really drive a ship from North America to South America, cross the southernmost point of South America, and then return north. In modern times, with the Panama Canal, although it is possible to avoid circumnavigating South America, this line is under the control of Cuba, and the difficulties can be imagined. This is the real world. That is why China's policy has never been to expand outward, and foreigners only think about encroaching on China. ”

This time, I was also convinced: "Don't say it, the central Great Plains of the United States is either covered with snow from north to south, or tornadoes are rolling around...... And our mountains in China are horizontal, which can block the north wind in winter and the heat wave in the south in summer...... Since there are many islands and island chains off the coast of China, it is almost not immune to major maritime disasters. ”

Xian Gini finally smiled: "My family lives in such a treasure land...... I didn't know......" I was full of black lines: "It's not that we don't know, I guess we know too much, so we tried our best to have children, and as a result, such good resources were gone as soon as they were divided." Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered a very important question: "Back then, the Yellow Emperor relied on the bear, the Huang, the Pi, the Pi, the Xiu, the Xu, and the tiger to defeat the enemy, and at the same time used the four artifacts of 'Fengbo, Yushi, Yinglong, and Lu', do you know what kind of artifact are the four?" ”

Xian Gini looked at me a little apologetically: "I'm sorry, five thousand years ago is too long, I have only heard of one kind of artifact. I was disappointed, but I was still excited to ask, "Which one?" After listening to the translation, Xian Gini said, "It's the last one, Lu." ”

Wow Ka Ka, now I'm going to be energetic, and hurriedly asked, "Do you know Lu?" Haha, that's great, I'm inexplicable about this 'Lu', I read a lot of ancient books, only know that this kind of thing is the most effective against water, and there is a saying that Lu is a tornado. Also known as 'drought', it refers to a tornado that absorbs water from the ground into the air and dissipates it. After the water in the well pond was sucked away by the tornado, there was no water to irrigate the crops, so the crop fields were dry. ”

Xian Gini shook her head: "Lu is an onomatopoeia, referring to the phoenix chirping......" looked at Xiao Wu'er, then looked at the stupid fork, and asked me: "Didn't they say, have you seen the phoenix?" Sun Hongxu and I were all stunned, and muttered: "Phoenix...... Chirping...... Oh my God! ”

Damn, I finally understand what a lug is! It does not mean that the water is evaporated or sucked away, but in fact, there is another way to overcome water, and that is to freeze the water into ice. I still clearly remember that the ice phoenix can spit out liquid from its mouth and directly freeze the super antifreeze propeller of the Mi-26! If you use the saliva of the ice phoenix to deal with the water, it is guaranteed that a large piece of ice can be frozen out at once, which is used to clean up the demonic beast, and it is naturally easy to catch.

Just as he was happy, Jian Tianhan ran over with a telegram: "Lao Hua, the headquarters has issued an urgent instruction!" I was taken aback when I heard this, and hurriedly took it over to take a look, and the handwriting on it was concise and to the point: "The headquarters of Fulodor has completed preparations, and will regain Heshan in the near future, and ordered Hua Qianfang, chief of the general staff, and Sun Hongxu, deputy chief of the general staff, to report to the command post of the former enemy in Wuerlian!" ”

After reading this telegram, my mood calmed down. After so many ups and downs, in this extremely harsh environment, we can finally gather our strength and do the final big counterattack!

In the afternoon of the next day, the fleet arrived in Manaus City, and Sun Hongxu and I, accompanied by a part of the Flower Elf Clan, boarded the plane directly and flew to Hawaii. Due to the urgency of the military situation, there was no time to greet each other, and after getting off the plane, he was about to board the plane to the Ueulian base in the Far East.

I stood under the plane, beckoned Silly Fork and Xiao Wu'er, and ordered directly: "Silly Fork, go and find your eldest brother, ask him to lead his wives and go to the Oulian base to meet us...... You tell it that this is not a fight between races, this is a war to defend our homeland, and the Phoenix clan should also help. Silly Fork nodded, and flew away with his girlfriend.

He beckoned Tang Tang over again and ordered, "Go and tell Prince Long that we are going to have a decisive battle with the army of the dungeon...... Later, when I have time, I will ask him for a drink. Tang Tang nodded silently.

Looking back at the Scottish sisters, he pointed his hand: "You two, honestly follow the flower elf back to the headquarters...... Don't put a bitter gourd face on me, Lao Tzu doesn't like to look at it...... "With these two oil bottles, I thought it would be of great use, but this dungeon trip, as well as the dating flower elves on the American continent, I don't need it at all." Once people are honest with each other, these tricks and conspiracies are useless.

The two little Lolitas stopped doing it: "Go to the decisive battle with the dungeon army, why don't you take us with you?" We won't pull your hind legs...... "Helplessly, Lao Hua has made up his mind, and the thunder can't be moved, and the last two little Loli are killers: "You talked a lot with the Petal Rain Shaman in the mushroom pile, it sounds so strange...... I don't know if Brother Jiu is interested...... "I listened to the black lines on my head, and as soon as I closed my eyes, the two of them followed Sun Hongxu on the plane.

Finally, the little monk was called over: "Monk, you follow the elves and go back to China......" Before I finished speaking, the little monk in a flower cloth shirt had already said categorically: "Flower donor, let me go with you, slaying demons and demons is also the duty of my generation of monks......" I scolded: "...... slapped" raised his face, and slapped him on the bald head: "You are a monk, you are young, what kind of coaxing?" ”

The little monk Miaohui stiffened his neck and argued: "What about the monk?" Monks also want to protect the world! If all of you are dead, who else will I preach to? When I heard this, I was furious: "Crow's mouth, are you all dead...... We, can you compare with us? If you die, there will be no ...... Buddhism" Speaking of this, I couldn't help but want to cry a little, and in order to hide my fragile emotions, I simply gave the little monk another slap.

I didn't expect a wrist slap, and the slap that was about to slap the bald head suddenly stopped, I couldn't help but be taken aback first, and after a closer look, I saw the little monk gently stretch out a hand, and gently and skillfully pinched my wrist with his middle finger and thumb, and grinned: "The monk of Shaolin Temple, it's not so easy to die......

My eyes widened, I looked up at my hand, looked down at his bald head, looked up and down again, and it took me a long time to react, and my wrist was actually grabbed by the little bald donkey's grip. No way! I was stunned: "Little monk...... This...... This ......" The little monk Miaohui stood under his nose with one hand and asked inscrutablely: "Flower donor, how do you see the little monk's flower finger practice?" ”

One of my arms was sore, and I couldn't take it back, so I couldn't help but be stunned: "Monk, are you still a hidden master?" The little monk said he was wronged: "I didn't hide it, you never asked me yourself." He let go of my arm and asked, "How's it going?" I'm okay with these two moments, right? ”

I had to agree: "Pretty improvised!" So the little monk folded his chest and climbed like a toad on the plane that flew to Uelian. I paused for a moment, suddenly reacted, staggered to catch up, and grabbed the little monk: "What's that...... That, Master Miaohui, can you teach me kung fu with both hands? ”

The dead thief turned his head and looked puzzled: "What are you learning kung fu for?" You are almost one person under ten thousand people now, and you don't have to do it yourself if you want to do anything, why do you still need to learn martial arts? I looked left and right, waved Tang Tang away, and made sure that there was no one, so I put my arm around the little monk's shoulders and made an affectionate gesture, completely ignoring the goosebumps on the little monk's body, and flattered: "Monk, you monks pay the most attention to saving the suffering...... Tell me, if I don't learn some kung fu, what will I do in the future? Brother Jiu and Yamansha won't talk about it, Melina and Tiger Girl are better than one another......"

Unexpectedly, the little monk Miaohui did not sympathize at all, and persuaded me: "Flower donor, the wine hurts your body, you should be a little more restrained...... I couldn't help but want to slap his bald head again, this girl actually put out two little fingers in advance to scare me...... Fuck, you have to be reasonable: "Monk, you're so unkind, it's not good, right?" Well, we are also from the same family, and I have countless believers on the Indian side. Tell me, if I don't know anything, how can I teach those Buddhist disciples? He crossed his waist and pretended to be the boss: "How many believers do you have in China?" ”

The little monk was naturally embarrassed when he heard this: "Not yet, just myself." I think it's definitely going to be difficult to recruit believers in the country...... I'm starting to think about getting a daughter-in-law. I nodded: "That's right, you are far less good at increasing the influence of Buddhism than me, you see, should you help me?" With such good kung fu, fertilizer and water can't flow into outsiders' fields, right? The begging little monk softened, and immediately frightened, using both soft and hard: "Also, monk, you plan to marry a wife, can you do it without the help of Lao Hua?" In other words, who wants their children to be monks when they are born? Who wants to marry you? ”

The little monk Miaohui finally admitted defeat: "Okay, I will teach you some kung fu if I have the chance, but how you learn it depends on your creation...... Now I can get on the plane, right? I hurriedly bent over, bowed my head, stretched out my arms, and smiled: "Please Master Miaohui move, please, please, please...... Watch your bald ......" (To be continued.) )

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