Chapter 101: The Fourteenth Day of the First Lunar Month [I]
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According to the customs of Dongping Province, the Shangyuan Lantern Festival starts from the afternoon of the 14th day of the first month and ends on the evening of the 16th day of the first month.
However, this year's Shangyuan Lantern Festival seems to be earlier than in previous years, and since the seventh day of the first lunar month, there are many men and women swaggering through the market with lanterns.
On the morning of the fourteenth day of the first lunar month, the street can already be described as full of people and rubbing shoulders, among which there are some strange behaviors:
For example, at more than ten degrees below zero, a macho man who is still bare-chested and shows his muscles; For example, he was squeezed like a third grandson, and he shook his head and chanted poetry with a sharp voice; For example, a small belly on her face, where is the obsessive girl who scratches her head and makes a pose; Such as......
"The world is going down."
Upstairs in the star-picking building, Mrs. Hu sighed with emotion, reluctantly withdrew his gaze from a woman, leaned forward slightly, and said: "I wish my brother, this time the battle for tribute and wine, my Hu family Zhuang is bound to win!" I'm not worried about anything else, it's just that the demon monkey Wuda has recently gotten quite close to Taishou, and he has contracted this Shangyuan Lantern Festival, if you start to do it, ......"
"It's okay!"
Zhu Chaofeng sneered: "I have already set a complete plan for my brother, and I only need to act according to the plan at that time, and ensure that Nawu Da Yu will return!" ”
As he spoke, his face warmed and he smiled: "It's the marriage between Sanniang and my family, shouldn't it be settled?" ”
"Hey~"
Mrs. Hu sighed, rubbed his brows in distress, and looked like a woman who couldn't help herself: "This girl is screwing to death, and I don't know who she is with!" I was so good at talking, but she ...... Ay~! ”
"Haha...... The little girl can't wipe her face, and there are a few words of duplicity. Seeing that Hu Taigong sighed for a long time, Zhu Chaofeng smiled and said: "It's better to call Sanniang to Fucheng tomorrow, and let Biao'er accompany her to visit the Shangyuan Lantern Festival, first make her happy, and when we go back to Dulonggang together, then give him a marriage, how about it?" ”
"This ...... Well, so be it. ”
The Hu family is now a vassal of Zhujiazhuang, how dare they disobey the meaning of Zhu Chaofeng?
But said that the two were chatting upstairs, but the tourists downstairs suddenly made a noise, except for a few princes and Oiran fans, who were still posing there, and the rest of them all rushed to the capital prison mansion.
What caused such a sensation was naturally the appearance of several female sumo wrestlers!
I saw that on the makeshift clay kang, ten women wrapped in light yarn slipped out of a row, scratching their heads and showing their proud figures under the stage.
Under the sun, the light gauze is as if transparent, revealing a large area of white pink flesh inside, at first glance, it seems that there is nothing to wear, but if you look closely, you can see a little bit of fabric, half-exposed, which attracts more and more people in the audience to look around.
"Everyone!"
At this time, a handsome and handsome young man suddenly came out of the crowd, stood in front of the women in a chic manner, and hugged his fists under the stage and said: "This year's sumo wrestling is somewhat different from the one two years ago, as for the specific difference, I won't say, just wait for everyone to find out for themselves!" ”
There was a boo from the audience, but soon it fell silent again, but someone recognized that the young man was Han Tao - in the whole Dongping City, who didn't know the violent temper of this Han Yan?
If it were a change of usual, and someone dared to lose face like this, Han Tao couldn't really rush down and find a few unpleasant punches and kicks.
However, he was in a good mood today, so he just laughed it off, and said loudly: "Okay, let's introduce our sumo wrestlers first-first of all, it's Second Sister You from Invite Yuelou!" ”
I saw the second sister You on the left come out, and when she walked to the center of the ring, she suddenly reached out and pulled off the light veil on her body, revealing the pink flesh all over her body, as well as a split leopard print bikini - this is a real leopard skin!
Since Wu Kai found a few fans to pretend to be sumo wrestlers, he naturally wouldn't be overwhelmed, so he let them wear that kind of ugly crotch cloth and belly pocket, so he simply made a bunch of modern underwear out, of course, and had to add the word 'fun' in front of it.
In the midst of the uproar in the audience, Second Sister You looked coquettish, and then put on a few wrestling actions one after another, the clean and neat skills, with the wild leopard print, were actually sexy and heroic, causing the men to let out a wolf-like cry, eager to pounce on the stage and fight with her for 300 rounds.
When the second sister Nayou put on the light veil again and returned to the team, the little phoenix who was in second place came out of the crowd again, and once again set off a frenzy in the audience with a purple ****.
By the time the ten female sumo wrestlers appeared one by one, the crowd's enthusiastic cheers had already surpassed that of the event two years ago!
Of course, it is not that there are no Taoists who stand up and criticize these women for being immoral, but they are immediately sprayed back by ten or a hundred times the number of people, saying that sumo wrestlers should have worn less, and those who covered them tightly were the ones who had entered the evil path.
And Han Tao looked at the fire-breathing eyes of the men in the audience, but his heart was a proud mess, although he failed to grab the role of 'Fuhu Arhat' in the end, but he took advantage of the past few days to sleep ten female wrestlers one by one!
Of course, he is not the kind of person who eats alone, and he was going to invite Wu Kai to have fun together.
It's a pity that Wu Kai has no interest in the Qinglou woman first, and secondly, he is also afraid of getting sick, so he politely refuses his kindness - as for Wu Song, every time he finishes training, he can't wait to hide a few miles away, and he won't do such a thing.
"Ahem!"
Han Tao coughed dryly, barely suppressed the clamor and cheers below, and said loudly: "From now on, every half hour, we will hold a sumo wrestling, and...... The winner has the right to dispose of the loser's clothes, as for what to do, it depends on the performance of everyone in the audience! ”
As he spoke, he didn't explain what this 'performance' meant, so he raised his hand fiercely and said, "The first group, invite the second sister of Yuelou You to Xu Rongrong of Chunfeng Pavilion, the others will temporarily withdraw from the field, and the contestants will step forward!" ”
saw that the rest of the female sumo wrestlers stepped down one after another and returned to the capital prison's mansion, leaving only Second Sister You and Xu Rongrong to confront each other on the stage.
"It's mine!"
"Mine!"
"Get out of here, death to those who stand in my way!"
A group of men almost broke their heads and bled before they finally confirmed the ownership of the two light yarns, but at this time, the two girls on the stage had already put on a posture, one was dressed in leopard print and was full of wildness, and the other was pure white and 'holy', but they all had solemn expressions and did not show weakness!
"Let's go!"
With Han Tao's loud roar, the two women collided in one place, and in an instant, two pairs of fruitful ......
[The following omits 2,000 words of scenes that are not allowed to be described.] 】