[Thanks to the second helmsman of this book: 'Brother still in Germany' for the tip.] Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Another: In view of the fact that in the Q group yesterday, some friends reported that the pace has been a little slow recently, and I decided to skip the two chapters of the Spring Festival and go straight to the Shangyuan Lantern Festival - for this reason, I deleted more than 4300 words! Cry! 】

Seeing that Wu Song was at a loss when he was entangled by a group of fans, he even shouted 'help' regardless of his image, Wu Kai was really angry and funny.

Sighing, he went up the steps to the ring, and said with a smile: "You girls are really Yaxing, take my money, and tease my brother - what's the matter, do you want me to kneel here and sing you a little song to help you have fun?" ”

Although he was smiling, his eyes were getting colder and colder, this group of fans were used to observing words and feelings, how could they not know that he was talking the opposite?

Busy abandoned Wu Song, knelt down and said: "The big officials are laughing, but the slaves don't dare." ”

"Don't dare? I think you dare very much! ”

Now there are less than 20 days before the Shangyuan Lantern Festival, and there is still a New Year to pass.

In this case, how can Wu Kai be impatient to entangle with this group of **?

immediately sank his face and sneered: "After accepting my money, you have to get things done for me, if you want to steal and play tricks, but it's easy to say - Second Sister You!" ”

Hearing this martial official suddenly shout out her name, Second Sister You's body trembled, raised her head and was about to distinguish a few words, but she was kicked to the ground by Wu Kai unexpectedly, and shouted without saying anything: "Come on, tie her up for me!" ”

"Wronged, big official! Great officials, great officials...... We invite Yuelou to be the property of Huang Zhifeng Huang on West Street, big official, you don't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, just spare the slave this time! ”

What is this 'Huang Zhifeng Huang Master', I heard that there is a son who is the prefect in the south, even if Chen Chong has to sell him some face.

But how could Wu Kai care about a southern prefect?

Anyway, there is about to be an uprising in the south, maybe the prefect surnamed Huang will be a ghost under the knife in a blink of an eye!

Her shouting even had the opposite effect - if Wu Kai didn't dare to punish her heavily, wouldn't it mean that he was afraid of that Master Huang?

So when the servant woman who came with her tied Second Sister You's hands, Wu Kai immediately took out a booklet from his arms, tore a few blank ones, and ordered someone to find a pot of cold water nearby, and in the inexplicable eyes of everyone, he pressed the paper on Second Sister You's face, and poured half a pot of water on it.

The yellowish hemp paper immediately stuck to Second Sister You's face, and as she breathed tighter and tighter, it finally sealed her eyes, ears, mouth and nose!

"Hmm...... Whining! ”

It was okay at first, but as time went by, Second Sister You soon realized the horror of suffocation, she whimpered desperately, then rolled all over the ground, and finally even put her face on the ground, regardless of rubbing hard!

The evil ghost's whimpering at night, the frenzied struggle, the fans who watched it were all frightened, and they hurriedly lowered their heads to the ground, and they didn't even dare to gasp—a few of them who had just made a lot of noise, and at this time they were even more frightened, and they almost urinated out.

It wasn't until Second Sister You stopped struggling, her limbs curled up, and she trembled like a pendulum, that Wu Kai reached out and tore the paper on her face.

At this time, look at this Second Sister You, but there are still all kinds of style?

The bloodshot eyes protruded from the frame, and tears, snot, and saliva were flowing on the melon seed's face, but she didn't care, just lay on the ground and gasped.

"If anyone dares to slack off in the future, she will be your example! The bigger the mistake you make, the longer it will take to post it - anyway, even if you die, it's just a loss of some silver, and I'm really not short of this money, sir! ”

Seeing that a group of fans were frightened and turned pale, Wu Kai restrained his anger and said: "Of course, if you are careful in training, the benefits will definitely not be less-you must know that those well-known female wrestlers in Kaifeng Mansion will pay tens or hundreds of appearances every time, and if someone can make a name for themselves in Dongping this time, the silver is not a lot of money?!" ”

Wielding the stick and dropping the carrot, he didn't bother to make noise with those women, beckoned to Wu Song, and said, "Erlang, come here, in addition to training them to learn wrestling, I still have some things to explain to you here." ”

"Brother."

Wu Song finally wiped the rouge off his face at this time, and came up dejectedly, but he wanted to pick on the first sentence: "I see that you should ask for another master!" It's okay for you to let me fight with people, let me train a few women......"

"What's wrong with letting you train women? Have you ever heard of the soldier saint Sun Wu, people make their fortune by training women! Wu Kai glared and scolded: "If you can't even train a few women well, how can you have the face to carry a firearms battalion?" How can you still have a face to drink? Also ......"

"Okay, okay, I know it's wrong, right?!"

Erlang hurriedly begged for mercy: "Brother, didn't you just say that there are other things to explain to me?" What is it? ”

When Wu Kai heard this, he turned out the booklet again, and threw it to Wu Song casually: "First memorize the lines on it, and when you are tired of training, you will try to let those women play with you." ”

Originally, Wu Kai wanted to find a few fans to play supporting actresses, but then I thought about it, anyway, the most important thing for a few female supporting actresses is ** play, and no acting skills are as eye-catching as the hot body, so I simply don't bother the two masters, so I choose a few from these ten female wrestlers.

"Hit hard?"

Wu Song opened the booklet, only to see that in the middle of the first page, there were three big characters written "The Legend of the White Fox", and below it was a line of small words: Fuhu Arhat Line Script.

His expression froze, and he couldn't help but lose his voice and said, "Brother, do you really want me to go on stage, what kind of stage play can't you play?!" ”

Yesterday, Wu Kai called him and Han Tao to him and said something about the 'stage play', Han Tao was very interested, but Wu Song was so sleepy that he turned his head and forgot about the country of Java - which Cheng thought that there was something of his own in this!

"Nonsense! I'm telling you, you can't be perfunctory about this, you have to ......."

"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law!"

Wu Kai was about to tell Wu Song a few words carefully, but Han Tao came over with a roar, slapped a script in his hand, and complained: "Didn't you say that there is a ** scene?" Why have I been looking for a long time, and I don't even have a woman? ”

"Nonsense!"

Wu Kai rolled his eyes speechlessly and said, "I mean there are ** scenes in this drama, but I didn't say that I let you play it!" ”

"No, brother-in-law, you have to change it for me! I just like to act in that ** play! ”

Han Tao was unrelentingly entangled, and when he saw the script in Wu Song's hand, he hurriedly grabbed it and flipped it over, and then shouted: "Brother-in-law, it turns out that you arranged the ** play to Brother Wu Song, don't be so partial!" ”

"Eccentric fart!"

Wu Kai said angrily: "Let me ask you, can you keep the appearance of hearing and turning a blind eye under the ** of a group of women?" ”

"Of course you can!" Han Tao said without hesitation: "Just find two fans in advance, and do it a few times first, I promise that I won't be tempted by any woman!" ”

Depend on!

Is that called not moving? That's not hard to get up!