167 How to go to the West Heaven

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5......

When Su Qin began to count, the officers and soldiers immediately laughed. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

When he uttered the phrase "It's a pity that your life has come to an end", some of the fighters with low laughs rolled to the ground with laughter.

However, these are just content that delays time, so although it is funny, there is still a certain gap with the previous "I want to be Allah's horn".

The fighters also understand the truth behind the good program, but they are not harsh.

After five or six minutes, someone hinted later that someone was ready for the show.

Su Qin then straightened his body, imitated the loud and domineering voice of the country's top leader today, and said, "Next, I announce that tonight's joyful moment has officially begun!" ”

The lights dimmed, he slowly stepped back, and the guests who were ready for the show quietly appeared.

The first show to be performed was a pantomime.

Although because of the rush of time, the preparation was not very sufficient, and some details were not very in place, everyone's skills were there after all, so the show still made the officers and soldiers on the scene laugh!

Of course, there is still a certain gap with "I want to be the protagonist" carefully prepared by Su Qin and Wang Zuruan!

followed by a cross talk.

This was followed by a clown show.

After that, it's also a sketch.

Su Qin temporarily played the role of host.

It turned out that the host was also going to perform a show on stage on a whim.

After glancing at a gap, Su Qin returned backstage to find Wang Zusoft: "Brother Wang, how is your show preparing?" ”

Wang Zusoft shook his head: "I haven't played comedy before, and I'm not good at cross talk jokes, so I'll forget it." ”

Su Qin nodded and said no more, but it could be seen that Wang Zusoft was still a little disappointed.

But who is to blame?

Hopefully tonight's events will inspire him, right?

Su Qin said silently in his heart.

Then, he began to return to the stage, hosting the show while secretly thinking about what he was going to perform in a moment.

Tonight is a good opportunity, there are a lot of people on the scene, they are all elite soldiers, everyone's mental power is very strong, if you play well, the harvest will be good.

So he made up his mind that he must make everyone "laugh off their big teeth" when he makes his last appearance tonight! ”

Time passed quickly, and before we knew it, the last show that everyone had prepared, the burlesque, was also performed!

Su Qin walked from behind the scenes to the front of the stage.

"Comrades, below, everyone listen to my command! All of them have-" Su Qin looked at everyone solemnly.

The officers and soldiers were stunned, but everyone thought that which chief was going to speak on stage, so they all straightened up and sat upright!

"All of them, bend over—bow your head—"

When they heard the two commands to bend down and bow their heads, everyone was stunned and didn't understand what it meant, but everyone was very cooperative, and they really bent down and lowered their heads.

"Find teeth!" Su Qin suddenly said loudly.

Looking for teeth? What do you mean?

Many people are confused and don't understand.

"I saw everyone laughing happily just now, I'm really worried that everyone will laugh their teeth out, so, while no one has stood up yet, hurry up and look for it, otherwise you will be kicked away by a comrade in a while, and you won't be able to find it!"

After Su Qin's words were finished, everyone realized that they had been teased by Su Qin again, and many people immediately laughed, and even the few officers sitting in the first row pointed at Su Qin and laughed.

"Comrades, it's getting late, in order not to delay everyone's rest, after research, it was decided that I would tell you a joke in the end, and then we will disband and rest!"

As soon as they heard that Su Qin was going to tell a joke and that he was the last to appear, everyone suddenly became excited and applauded.

"I'll tell you a story about Journey to the West today." Su Qin restrained the smile on his face and became serious.

"It is said that one day, Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong, Sha Monk, the four of them were idle in Chang'an, Tang Seng said, disciples, it's not a way to be so idle! Zhu Bajie said, yes, yes, the body is going to rust! Sun Wukong jumped up, why don't we go to the west to learn scriptures! Sha Monk Mu Ne nodded, it's good to learn from the scriptures, it's good to learn from the scriptures! So, the four of them decided to set off from Chang'an and go to the west to learn scriptures......"

"Boom-" Su Qin simulated the sound of the plane taking off while simulating the take-off of the plane with his hands!

Yes?

The officers and soldiers below were stunned for a moment.

Flying to learn from experience?

"Di-Di-Di-Di-Warning-Warning--The plane fuel tank is about to be empty--The plane fuel tank is about to be empty--The four masters and apprentices are very helpless, they only took off for two minutes, and they had to land."

"Sun Wukong jumped off the plane and shouted, all come out to find a gas station and see where you can refuel."

Tang Seng muttered while getting off the plane, what kind of broken plane is this, you have to refuel before you take off, Sun Wukong comforted, Master, there is no way, the fuel tank is too small, it is as big as soap, and you can only add five yuan of oil at a time."

Speaking of this, many officers and soldiers in the audience leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, sighing and screaming.

"What is this Journey to the West?"

"Hahaha, the fuel tank is only as big as soap, this west is 108,000 miles away from Chang'an, how many times do you have to refuel!"

On stage, Su Qin continued to talk about Guo Degang's cross talk "Journey to the West" seriously.

"The four masters and apprentices are easy to find, but they haven't found a gas station, Sun Wukong said, forget it, I'll find someone to ask, after looking for a long time, he finally saw an old man digging the ground, so he hurriedly ran over, hello~how~are~you?"

This sentence in English is so lame!

When the officers and soldiers in the audience heard this, poof-

All laughing!

Su Qin continued: "When the old man heard this, he turned around and asked, what are you doing......

Su Qin imitates the pure northern dialect.

As a result, the officers and soldiers in the audience were once again overjoyed and laughed.

"Uncle, how to go to the west today! Sun Wukong asked! The old man looked Sun Wukong up and down, Sun Wukong thought that the old man didn't hear, and asked again, uncle, how to go to the west, the old man replied, there are several ways to go, you can go to the west with the pesticide dichlorvos, and you can also ...... with a knife on your neck."

Boom -

When the officers and soldiers heard this, they couldn't hold back any longer, and they all burst into laughter, and even the most reserved female officers threw themselves on the table with laughter, sighing and breathless.

After Su Qin finished talking about this cross talk, one-third of the officers and soldiers sitting below sat on the ground, covering their stomachs with one hand and holding the chair with the other, and they couldn't breathe!

"Alas! My stomach hurts from laughing! ”

"This guy..... What's in your head? How did you change Journey to the West like this? ”

"Hahahaha....... Hahahaha....."

Everyone's tears came out.