166 Tell Jokes

At ten o'clock in the evening, the show ended. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The performers collectively took a curtain call.

After a while, a fighter got up from his seat, trotted to the first row and saluted an officer: "Report!" ”

"What's the matter?"

"Report to the battalion commander, we want to ask the two comrades who performed the sketch to give us another show!"

"One more?"

The officers and leaders sitting in the first row were stunned.

"Nonsense! The comrades of the People's Art Troupe have already prepared so many programs for you, and you are still not satisfied? Besides, what time is it now, don't you know that people are tired? ”

The battalion commander of the peacekeeping infantry battalion rose up to reprimand.

Xie Xiaoyun reacted quickly and immediately interrupted the battalion commander: "Everyone still wants to watch the show again, this is a good thing, it shows that we have not disappointed everyone, how can you train people...... Wait a minute, everybody, I'll go and tell them to get ready. ”

The regimental commander rushed into the backstage.

When everyone saw Xie Xiaoyun, they hurriedly stood up and greeted: "Regiment leader." ”

"Hello Commander."

Xie Xiaoyun glanced around: "What about Su Qin and Wang Zusoft?" ”

"There." Someone pointed to the innermost room.

Xie Xiaoyun hurriedly went over.

Su Qin and Wang Zusoft were bragging with four or five literary soldiers, and they didn't know what they said, and several people leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

"Su Qin, Wang Zusoft!" Xie Xiaoyun shouted.

"Commander." The two men hurriedly stood up.

"You two hurry to the stage, the fighters ask you to add another show, like the skit just now."

"Huh?" Wang Zu's soft face collapsed suddenly: "Commander...... I can't add it, we only prepared a sketch! ”

"It's your business! Our task is to make the fighters happy, and since they are in need, then they must be satisfied unconditionally, hurry up, everyone is waiting! ”

Xie Xiaoyun put aside his words, turned around and left.

These guys..... If you don't press them a little bit, if you don't force them forward, they don't know how much potential they have!

So he left very resolutely.

"Commander." Su Qin hurriedly trotted to catch up.

"What? Are you cowardly? Xie Xiaoyun sneered.

"No, Captain, I mean since everyone still wants to see our performances again, then we'll prepare a few more shows." Su Qin said.

"What do you mean...... Prepare one for everyone? Xie Xiaoyun was stunned.

"It's not necessarily that everyone is ready, everyone is free to combine, and if there is a suitable one, there is really no one, then forget it, if it is just me and Wang Zusoft on stage, is it a little too monotonous, as if there is no one in our art troupe!"

Xie Xiaoyun looked at Su Qin quietly, and then, he smiled and patted Su Qin with his hand: "Your idea is good, just do as you say!" ”

In this performance, he had repeatedly explained to everyone before that he wanted to be as relaxed and fun as possible, but those guys were always stubborn, so he had to think of a crooked trick, forcing Wang Zusoft to ask Su Qin for help.

Now, the facts have given these guys a slap in the face, and everyone should understand that sometimes the fighters don't want to watch such an elaborate and elegant and complicated show, everyone just wants to laugh and laugh, and all they need is to relax.

However, if it was just Su Qin and Wang Zusoft on stage, it would indeed be a bit monotonous, if everyone could perform.....

There are actually a lot of talented people in the art troupe, telling jokes or cross talk, there are many people who can do it, but many people disdain to take it out.

Xie Xiaoyun turned around and clapped his hands at everyone: "Okay, just do what Su Qin said, everyone is free to combine, and everyone who can perform on stage will perform one, I only have one request, the show everyone performs should be relaxed, fun, and make the soldiers laugh!" ”

Many literary and artistic soldiers nodded.

But there are also humanitarians: "Commander, but time is too tight." ”

"Yes, Commander, we are not prepared!"

"Give us at least four or five minutes, we need to at least think about what kind of show we are performing!"

At this time, Su Qin stood up and said, "Regiment commander, if I don't go first, I'll tell a joke to the soldiers first, and delay the time." ”

Xie Xiaoyun nodded: "Okay!" ”

Su Qin then took the microphone and walked onto the stage.

He appeared, and the applause of the soldiers suddenly burst into applause.

"The applause of the comrades is so warm, it seems that I can't do it tonight if I don't work hard!" Su Qin opened the opening remarks with a smile.

"Not bad!"

"If we don't work hard, we won't agree!"

A lot of fighters heckled.

Su Qin pointed to the soldiers who were coaxed just now: "But you are only seven or eight people, can you represent the entire peacekeeping infantry battalion?" ”

"Yes!" The men shouted together.

Su Qinyu pointed at the other fighters and was heartbroken: "Comrades, you have all been represented by others, don't you still have any reaction?" ”

Are we represented?

When the warriors heard this, they were stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

Su Qin looked around: "Since everyone likes to laugh so much, then I'll tell you a joke first!" ”

"Good!" The fighters replied loudly.

"I don't have any shortcomings, I just can tell jokes!" Su Qin said!

As soon as he said this, many soldiers at the scene laughed.

"I guess I don't have any strengths, right?" Someone laughed.

"Can this be wrong?"

"He did it on purpose!"

Everyone muttered under their breath.

Su Qin continued: "I'm not blowing, my ability to tell jokes is really unmatched by heaven and earth, and the dead people underground can laugh when they hear the jokes I tell, and they can get up from the ground with laughter......

Su Qin boasted about himself for a while, and then said seriously: "Okay, comrades, I'll tell you a joke next, my joke is really funny, everyone must be ready, don't laugh for a while."

My joke goes like this, once upon a time, there was a little lamb, and one day he went out to play, and he ran into the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf said, I'm going to eat you. As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb. ”

After saying these words, Su Qin stood solemnly and stopped talking!

Belch?

That's it?

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you!

Burst!

After being stunned for a second or two, everyone burst out laughing.

It turned out to be a bad joke!

This Su Qin .....

Su Qin sighed: "It seems that the power of this joke is not enough, everyone is not laughing loud enough, okay, okay, you forced me, it seems that I can't do it if I don't come up with a trick!"

The second joke.

One day, a patient went to see a doctor, and the doctor examined him carefully, then shook his head, sighed, and said to the patient, "Sir, you are so sick that I am afraid you will not live long."

The patient is in a hurry, doctor, please, tell me how long I can live?

The doctor said, "Ten ......

The patient anxiously asked, "What is ten?" Decade?? Ten months??? 10 days?????

The doctor sighed, ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, sir, sorry, your life has come to an end! ”