Sure enough, as expected by the fifth brother, this Li Longji is not good to stay in the palace to deal with government affairs, and in this Huaqing Palace, he is naturally here to be lustful!

Gao Lishi led the way, and the two of them bypassed the small green garden, but saw a simple arched stone gate, through the door, but saw that the door was completely different from the elegant and leisurely style here, green trees, under the flowers, there was only one path, but on both sides of the path stood several strong guards.

"Yo, Grandpa Gao, are you here?" When a guard saw Gao Lishi, he hurriedly greeted him with a worried face, and then glanced at Wei Wu, who was looking around behind Gao Lishi, and couldn't help but smile and ask, "Are you here this time?" ”

"This is the Wei Wu that the Holy Lord wants to see!" It seems that the identity and status of this guard are far more demanding than the guards outside, Gao Lishi grinned at him quite rarely, and then turned back and urged: "Fifth master, let's go, after this path, it is the pear orchard!" ”

As we got closer, we heard shouting, blowing, singing, sometimes men's hearty laughter and women's giggles.

"Fifth Master, later, when you see the Holy Lord, don't annoy him!" Gao Lishi saw that Wei Wu's expression was as usual, and he didn't seem to be nervous, for fear that this guy's words would alarm the holy driver, so he hurriedly opened his mouth and admonished.

"Well, Brother Gao, thank you!" Wei Wu grinned, then took out a silver ticket from his arms and stuffed it, and said with a sneer: "Brother Gao, I have admired you for a long time, this is my little meaning, a little heart."

"Hehe, the fifth master is polite, the old slave is just a eunuch" Gao Lishi took the silver ticket and glanced at it casually, but it was as much as five thousand taels of silver, and he had a good impression of Wei Wu at the moment, and hurriedly said: "Fifth master, this is the emperor, you can show your strengths!" ”

Specialty? Lao Tzu has a lot of specialties, cough cough, the biggest specialty, but my purple bow

The pear orchard is a very large garden, enter a fence gate, inside the fence gate is a path made of cobblestones, all the way to the vermilion railing, green willows on both sides, along this path, but see a magnificent construction area of the stage, a delicate octagonal pavilion under the stage, around the curtain urging, outside standing a few burly guards with knives, from the outside to look inside, only to see two maids standing quietly, the fan in the hand gently shakes for the people in front, but it is not real.

"Your Majesty!" Gao Lishi bowed and trotted over, and knelt on the ground a kilometer away from the pavilion, and said respectfully: "Wei Wu bring!" ”

This is Li Longji and Yang Yuhuan? These two people, they will really enjoy it, the two maids fan the fan, the sandalwood is curling inside, cough cough, they are not afraid of a fire in the pavilion, and they will light this curtain?

Wei Wuyi rolled his eyes, also knelt on the ground, and said respectfully: "Wei Wu has seen Your Majesty, long live the emperor, long live long live, long live, long live......" shouted this, this guy only felt a wave of nausea in his heart, and hurriedly added a sentence in his heart, "Long live you, Guan Fifth Brother and my bird matter?" ”

"Hmmm! Flatten! A rather low and powerful male voice came from inside the pavilion, and Wei Wu had just stood up, but he heard the male voice shouting majestically: "Slow-"

Damn, this old guy, I'm imitating Gao Lishi's movements, shouldn't it be a crime that I want to add? Thinking of this, Wei Wu hurriedly thought about what behaviors he had offended the emperor in his heart, and suddenly thought of his "I have a dream" and suddenly felt terrified, and hurriedly stopped moving, his body stopped there half-bowed and didn't dare to move, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"Hai Chou, you're singing the wrong tune!" The voice in the pavilion slowly came out at this time, and the sound was quite natural, and it seemed that the person in the pavilion was also very casual and leisurely.

Khan, this old man is correcting the mistake of singing on stage! Wei Wu's heart suddenly relaxed, this was only in a flash, but cold sweat broke out all over his body-just kidding, this is the emperor, saying that slaughtering Lao Tzu is not as simple as stepping on an ant? He breathed a sigh of relief, and then glanced at a scene on the stage, his face changed, and then his tone changed and he continued to sing.

"You're Wei Wu, right?" Li Longji's voice was quite natural, and from outside the gauze curtain, he could faintly see the voice of a vague old man.

"Yes, in the next, uh, Weichen, cough cough, the little one is Wei Wu!" Wei Wu's heart was relieved at this time, but he said two wrong words in a row, and he only felt that the person seemed to be looking at himself through the gauze curtain, and he couldn't help but feel uneasy in his heart-this emperor, what are you doing looking at Lao Tzu like this?

"Haha, Wei Wu, you can get closer, let me see!" The emperor's voice was tepid, as if he was speaking casually, but the suppressed momentum between the words made Wei Wu feel nervous.

Wei Wu squirmed closer, and then gritted his teeth - Damn, Lao Tzu came to this world, and he didn't plan to go back alive, you asked me to come over, there was definitely a purpose...... Thinking of this, he raised his head, strode over, stood in front of the guard outside Shaman, and probed his head and said, "Your Majesty, is this enough?" ”

"Haha! You little two, it's quite suitable to come to my pear orchard to be a disciple! Li Longji laughed, and then said in a deep voice: "Wei Wu, you are obviously afraid of Yu Zhen, why are you so relieved and bold at this moment?" ”

Gao Lishi's face turned pale suddenly, and he opened his mouth, wanting to persuade a few words, but the emperor's surname has become more and more strange recently, and it seems that only Yang Guifei can always let him indulge in happiness.

"Your Majesty is looking for the little one to come, there must be something to order, and the little one is coming non-stop, so naturally you can't delay your big event because of the fear in your heart!" Wei Wu was not in a hurry and talked eloquently.

"Huh?" Li Longji seemed to be quite surprised, and snorted lightly: "Wei Wu, I heard everyone say that you are a leader in the battle of words, and your poetry is overwhelming a hundred saints, but it is indeed unusual to see it today!" ”

"The emperor has won the award, where can the little false name be compared with your generation of Ming Jun?" Wei Wu pretended to have a worried expression, and hurriedly responded.

"Haha, Wei Wu, I don't know how many times I've heard something like you!" Li Longji seemed to be in a good mood, and said slowly: "You, the number one talent in Jiangnan, can't you change some new ideas?" ”

The first genius in Jiangnan? Wei Wuyi glared, why did Lao Tzu's voice raise again, and he was directly promoted from the second junior of the first shop in Ezhou to the first genius in Jiangnan?

"Ahem, Your Majesty, this is a new idea, but it is also extremely simple!" Wei Wulao's face turned red, his eyes rolled, and he said: "Now we are in the Tang Dynasty, there are Uighurs in the north who can fight well, but they are arrogant and domineering, and there are Tubo in the west, who are the best at riding and shooting, and there are even more chaotic small countries that are in harmony with us."

"Huh?" Li Longji, who was in the curtain, frowned slightly, and then snorted coldly: "These, don't I know!" ”

"Yes, as a generation of Ming Jun, you naturally know it!" Wei Wu smiled, and then changed his words: "But why is my Datang still the people living in peace, and Hu Lu doesn't dare to invade?" He asked himself and replied: "Because you are in charge of the country, my Datang foundation will be as stable as Mount Tai!" ”

"Good!" Li Longji laughed, his heart was happy, and he couldn't help but open his mouth and laugh: "You little second, it's amazing!" I heard that you are good at couplets, so how about I make a couplet? He said nothing, but he didn't wait for Wei Wu to answer, and even said: "The sky is a chessboard and the stars are the sons, and the moon is for glory." ”

The coupling is a good coupling, but how could Li Longji, the emperor who is obsessed with lust, come up with such an imposing coupling? Heaven makes a chessboard, which is clearly a metaphor for himself, this is the day!

"Huh?" Seeing Wei Wu's strange expression, Li Longji frowned slightly, and said impatiently: "Could it be that your name as the number one genius in Jiangnan is just in vain?" ”

"Hehe, Your Majesty, I'm right!" Wei Wu heard that Li Longji's voice was not good, and hurriedly sneered: "But, I don't know if the little one is in your heart, can you be regarded as a member of the people of the Tang Dynasty?" ”

"Naturally!" Li Longji was slightly puzzled, then frowned, and said coldly: "Hugh has to grind again, if you don't come up, I will kill you tonight!" ”

Damn, when did Lao Tzu deceive the world and steal his name? Damn, they're all those literati on Jiangnan Road, their level is too low, let's be low, you still push me to the table! Wei Wu's forehead overflowed with cold sweat, and then he gritted his teeth and said in a long voice: "Thunder is a war drum and electricity is a flag, and the wind and clouds are together!" ”

Li Longji listened to this couplet, and his expression was stunned for a moment, and then he frowned thoughtfully, and his toes lightly tapped on the ground with the rhythm of the plays, but he thought about it.

Li Longji was silent, but for a while the atmosphere became weird, on one side the stage was quite lively, shouting and singing came from time to time, but around this octagonal pavilion, the atmosphere was depressing and quiet, Wei Wu only felt as if he was being squeezed between two mountain peaks, and he was always worried about breaking his bones, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead - Damn, why is Lao Tzu right? Now you're scaring Lao Tzu again?

"Good boy!" Li Longji suddenly laughed, and said with a hint of joy in his voice: "I can't imagine that you still have the mind to share worries about me and become an official and a general?" ”

Lao Tzu doesn't want to be an official now, what kind of war to fight, there are four beautiful wives at home waiting for me to make money! Wei Wulao's face turned red, and he hurriedly arched his hand and said: "The grass people are only shallow in learning, if they can share their worries for His Majesty, it is naturally a good thing, but if they are in the ......."

"Nothing!" Li Longji laughed, then stood up with a loud voice, and said in a majestic voice: "Gao Lishi, where is it!" ”

"In!" Colliers hurriedly knelt on the ground and answered in a loud voice.

Holy, what is this going to do? If you want to cut down Lao Tzu, or do you want to close Lao Tzu, is it -- to force Lao Tzu to become an official?

"I'm going to find Yang Zhao immediately!" Li Longji raised his head slightly, sighed lightly and said, "Spread my word!" ”

(To be continued)